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    Trump Orders Flags Lowered To Half-Staff Over Loss Of His Twitter Account

    President Donald Trump sent out an order nationwide that all flags be lowered to half-staff to memorialize the tragic events of the last few days, namely the loss of his Twitter account.

    “I know we’re all still reeling,” Trump told the press, “but we have to stay strong. So we’re going to mourn -- we’re going to lower our flags and remember -- but we’re also going to try to move on and live our lives despite no longer having my constant wisdom to guide you.”

    Journalists also lowered their flags to half-staff (though many of them weren’t American flags), as they are the hardest hit, since Trump’s tweets were usually what determined the news cycle for them. With the loss of Trump’s Twitter account, Twitter is now a confused mess where people are unsure whom to scream at and many orphaned reply-guys now wander about aimlessly.

    It is unknown how long Trump will leave flags lowered, though most assume it will be until he leaves office -- which Trump still claims will be some time in January, 2025.
    https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-or...witter-account
    "The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety."
    H. L. Mencken

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    Don't do this to us! For a moment there, i thought the story was real, and not SATIRE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aratus View Post
    Don't do this to us! For a moment there, i thought the story was real, and not SATIRE!!!!
    These days it's hard to tell, eh?
    "If a man says he'll get something done, then he'll get it done. You don't need to keep reminding him every 6 months." --phill4paul

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    I have no doubt that @TheTexan did this.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    it IS a sad day
    FLIP THOSE FLAGS, THE NATION IS IN DISTRESS!


    why I should worship the state (who apparently is the only party that can possess guns without question).
    The state's only purpose is to kill and control. Why do you worship it? - Sola_Fide

    Baptiste said.
    At which point will Americans realize that creating an unaccountable institution that is able to pass its liability on to tax-payers is immoral and attracts sociopaths?

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    “The right to life is the source of all rights—and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.”

    An Agorist Primer



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