Be Wary of Wonktards

[NH4RonPaul]

Please be wary of people who may instigate and agitate and try to get you to do something violent while pretending to be one of you. They plan to be drunk and on drugs.

We always knew they were crazy but now we know they are addicts and derelicts so please be careful.

This website's obsession with Paul supporters (which make THEM the Paultards) means you are doing something right.

And they are capable of doing anything.

http://wonkette.com/401017/your-exci...ul-march-on-dc

[GunnyFreedom]

Fr criminy's sake, giving them traffic is like giving them money! If we need to know something those idiots and morons have posted, then please paste the relevant text here. I'll not be adding to the coffers of hatred and stupidity by clicking on that link!

[amy31416]

Originally Posted by GunnyFreedom

Fr criminy's sake, giving them traffic is like giving them money! If we need to know something those idiots and morons have posted, then please paste the relevant text here. I'll not be adding to the coffers of hatred and stupidity by clicking on that link!

You're absolutely right Gunny. I took one for the team, so to speak (and because my curiosity about stupid stuff can often outweigh my common sense,) and I clicked on it. I copied and pasted so others can be aware that they will be watched at the march and there will likely be a follow-up "article" to make us look like freaks. Apparently they're too cowardly to make fun of Obama or McCain.

Here it is:

Your Exciting Preview Of The Ron Paul March On D.C.!

The only worthwhile event in Washington all summer is finally happening this weekend: The R[EVOL]UTION MARCH, in support of failed presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul, in which he will be joining the most Paultarded of Paultards in a march along Constitution Ave. — that, my friends, is not an accident — to the Capitol, which they will firebomb with flaming crossbows. We will proudly be attending this Saturday. Details!

The fun begins at 9:30 a.m. Saturday morning, according to the official website, on the Ron Paul Blimp (the Washington Monument — it’s a spaceship):

We will be promoting this as a family event. We will be assembling to March at the Northeast Quadrant of the Washington Monument and marching down Constitution Ave. toward our rallying point at the West Side of Capitol Hill. A fun idea is to have people dressed colonial style, and also dressed as our Founding Fathers, to lead the march. We hope to have Dr. Paul lead us in the march. We intend to wave posters of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, along with various other related banners and signs. We plan to pass out pocket copies of the Constitution and to hopefully organize a picket in front of the Federal Reserve Building at the same time as the March.

Please GOD.

You can volunteer to be a Marshal, too! Don’t forget your chant sheet:

Marshals might want to bring:

* A pad and pen.
* A pocket map of D.C.
* A bullhorn if you happen to have one.
* A wristwatch.
* The event schedule.
* “Chant” sheet.

Alas:

What nobody should bring.

The many security agencies in DC take their jobs very seriously. We don’t want any weapons or anything that might be used as a weapon. This includes but is not limited to:

* Firearms.
* Knives worn ourside your clothing.
* Sign-posts made out of wood or metal (use cardboard tubes instead).
* Glass or metal containers. Plastic bottles only.
* Beach umbrellas or shade tents (parasols are OK).
* Alcohol.

Goddamnit. Wonkette videographer Liz Glover and I will be attending (Oh, Liz, I need to e-mail you — there’s this Paultard March in D.C. on Saturday and we should probably go), and we have no intention of going sober. So if you’re also insane want to get shitfaced with Liz and me at like 9 a.m. Saturday morning, and either there is some bar open at 9 a.m. or you have a house to offer, please let us know (jim@wonkette.com) and we can have a full-fledged Wonkette Party. Then we can go to the March and pass out in Ron Paul’s arms (or just vomit and see Wall-E or something).

Here is a pirated version of Wall-E:

[brandon]

lol, I hope they come, they sound like fun!

[amy31416]

Originally Posted by brandonyates

lol, I hope they come, they sound like fun!

You need to go to the march, find one of the Wonkettes and show 'em the love in r3OVlution, if you know what I mean.

It's your civic duty.

[Mini-Me]

I seriously don't understand what drives these people. They're pretty malicious, and they remind me of a mob of dull grade school jocks who band together and pick on the smart kid for fun. Something is clearly missing in their lives for them to spend so much time blindly lashing out at us. It makes me think of a quote from King Theoden in the Two Towers movie, "What can men do against such reckless hate?" If they spent half as much time thinking critically about their (and our) political views as they did antagonizing people, they'd realize who the real "tards" are.

Anyway...I guess anyone going to the march should be on the lookout for both agent provocateurs AND ordinary run-of-the-mill assholes.

...and seriously, who the hell names their site "wonkette?" The very name just screams out "dainty female wanker" to me. Anyone else?

[Andrew-Austin]

Pretty pathetic bunch, it might be best to just ignore them. I doubt a single one of them will show up anyways.

Originally Posted by Mini-Me

I seriously don't understand what drives these people.

Reading the comments there reminded me of the lyrics from a certain song:

"A maniacal unit of sub-human parasites
Warped into a feeding frenzy at the smell of fresh blood
Open your eyes and see the creatures for what they are
A swirling mess of hatred and envy"

[dannno]

Originally Posted by Mini-Me

I seriously don't understand what drives these people. They're pretty malicious, and they remind me of a mob of dull grade school jocks who band together and pick on the smart kid for fun. Something is clearly missing in their lives for them to spend so much time blindly lashing out at us. It makes me think of a quote from King Theoden in the Two Towers movie, "What can men do against such reckless hate?" If they spent half as much time thinking critically about their (and our) political views as they did antagonizing people, they'd realize who the real "tards" are.

Anyway...I guess anyone going to the march should be on the lookout for both agent provocateurs AND ordinary run-of-the-mill assholes.

...and seriously, who the hell names their site "wonkette?" The very name just screams out "dainty female wanker" to me. Anyone else?

+1

Wow, GREAT post, very insightful.

[Acala]

Originally Posted by Mini-Me

I seriously don't understand what drives these people.

Their style of snarky cynicism, while it can be amusing, is self-destructive. It slowly rots them out. They create a self-image based on the denial of value in anything but the implication they can't escape is that they also must have no value. What remains is cold, empty and alienated. And the sight of someone who believes in something of value infuriates them because it reminds them of what they have lost.

Have compassion. There might be part of them that is looking for an excuse to join us.

See you on Saturday!!!

[brandon]

Here are some funny comments from the article...

I guess it’s time to run off some T-shirts of Ludwig Von Mises rolling a fattie and earn a little $$$. I wonder if there’s still time to get some Ron Paul blimp baloons made?

OMG, Paultards actually do what they do without alcohol. That amazes me.

[Brandon's Note: not me]

The eight of them marching down the street will be a sight to behold, for sure.