Rick Santorum & his homosexual affair (SATIRE)

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Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick | The Onion (video)

An emotional Rick Santorum stepped up his anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia's Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when there's someone out there who truly cares for them.

Pennsylvania Man Claims to have had a Decade-Long Romantic Relationship with Rick Santorum

A Pennsylvania man has just come forward revealing that he has had a decade-long romantic relationship with former Senator and presidential candidate, Rick Santorum.

Santorum has been very vocal in his viewpoints on homosexuality and how it is hindering our society from moving forward in a moral manner. However, Hugh Johnson knows a completely different side of the former Senator that he wants the American public to know about.

Johnson told FWP:

I think Ricky is overcompensating his true feelings towards homosexuals. If people really knew the Ricky that I know, they would know that he is a kind and gentle soul that wants everyone to have the ability to love whoever they so choose. I’m finally coming forward because I can’t stand do see the pain in his face any longer. He obviously wants to come out with it, and maybe this will be the nudge that he needs. However, if he denies being my lover, I can only assume that he is doing so because he knows most other Republicans want him to hate homosexuals… but I can’t imagine Ricky hating anyone, he is a magnificent human-being.

[jmdrake]

This sounds like a great way....to help Rick Santorum win the presidency. Many of the people we are trying to win over will only further sympathize with Santorum when he is attacked in this manner.