A thread for Aratus

[Aratus]

sheer genius! a ticket to wig out barack obama!
picture bob barr running with reverend wright!!!
picture both of them asking for four-way or five-way
debates! it beats out phlegmatic ralph nader and
mr. gonzalez with the two "Zs" because G.W bush's
honcho only has one "Z" and one "S" in his spelling!

i've had my moments! SteveMartin will return from
Augusta, see my poll, go "WHAT THE!!!" politely
and then ask me what i was thinking! i was thinking
of our great nation, mayhap i shall reply! lets now see
how barack obama really feels about life... forget
some of the intense remarks by the auld reverend!
its his parrishioner who is more important! as the
good doctor said to the students at the U of phoenix,
its obama in the whitehouse, most likely... and this was
not qualified. harold stasson ran for forty years easy
for the job! obama is young. Ron Paul's inference is that
this is how November could go!

.................................................. ....... if we see mccain + obama!!!

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[LittleLightShining]

Obama wins. Hillary VP. Hello NAU. Good bye Obama. Mrs. President. The End.

[DrYongrel]

Your lack of fortitude is your own loss. Personally I appreciate the mental gymnastics and insight of Aratus' posts.

I'm sure what Aratus writes is worth reading (or so I'm told) but I simply cannot get through it. My mind is not built for those sentence structures (or lack thereof).

[Aratus]

i've got another bright idea! evidently mccain's son lit into his pop's sell-out.
dare i now do up a nice wright/mccain poll concerning a hypothetical ticket???

[asgardshill]

I'm sure what Aratus writes is worth reading (or so I'm told) but I simply cannot get through it. My mind is not built for those sentence structures (or lack thereof).

I like my word salad with a nice balsamic vinaigrette. But for my guests, I recommend Abilify.

[Aratus]

"the faux-monica thingie... and we thought jesse benton was slow on the uptake"

[Aratus]

my "abilify" is about qualify a few of my older postings! my prosepoems!
maybe i ought to cull the danged lot of 'em to something so bland and not gonzo???

[amy31416]

I'm sure what Aratus writes is worth reading (or so I'm told) but I simply cannot get through it. My mind is not built for those sentence structures (or lack thereof).

I have the same problem. I make myself read it on occasion, but it's as if I don't have the neural pathways for it, I start reading and my mind instantly wanders. Of course, I don't like poetry either, I mean, I can appreciate it, but I'd honestly prefer reading an encyclopedia.

[Aratus]

amy31416...

i'm going to do a deleat...

GOTO the obama screws

up a photo-op thread...

watch me! give me an hour...

[Aratus]

i just bumped it...

i've got two
unreadable quips.
or maybe four or five
totally incomprehensible ones....

i'm sore tempted to take
myself out of the thread....

talk me out of these deleats!
i've got one cute deleat in mind!
keep in mind i like to quote myself,
however if i remove my postings from
their original content, it softens them!!!

[Aratus]

i left the monica thingie with a tad of good ol' fashioned censorship...
and trunctuated my further section of the quip whereupon i namedrop
monsieur jesse benton. taking this to the vent has it more private...

[Aratus]

ron paul knows the mass media and how it news cycle feeds...

[amy31416]

amy31416...

i'm going to do a deleat...

GOTO the obama screws

up a photo-op thread...

watch me! give me an hour...

Okay--I'll give it a go, just for you.

I can appreciate mixing BASIC programming language in with normal speech.

[Aratus]

"the faux-monica thingie... and we thought jesse benton was slow on the uptake"

...!...

[Aratus]

amy31416...

you know who jesse benton is...

you know who barack obama is...




i just bumped up
an old thread of mine
and i did a jimmy kimmel on it!

[Aratus]

my quip about barack obama sorta needs the photo to explain it...
or even all remarks postive and negative about jesse benton.

[amy31416]

i just bumped up
an old thread of mine
and i did a jimmy kimmel on it!

Thanks Aratus. I have no idea what it means to "do a jimmy kimmel" on something.

[Aratus]

his unnecessary censorship comedy routine is a staple of his latenight show!

[brandon]

Aratus, keep your status!

[The One]

Aratus, keep your status!

I don't think she gives aratus about her status. This thread is retarded.

[123tim]

A status for Aratus....an Aratus status.

Aratus,

I've been trying to figure you out for about a week....still don't quite know what to make of you.

I do have to admit that this is pretty clever.

I hope that I don't offend you by saying that this sounds like something written by Dr. Seuss. (This is a complement.)

[ronpaulhawaii]

Yes, aratus is a bit of an enigma

I enjoy her presence here and am simply amazed at times.

me-thinks there is a method to the madness

[amy31416]

If only we could interpret. I think she speaks in tongues.

[Aratus]

i am trying to find the old borat era threads
that look square at bob barr's recent conversion
to libertarianism and what this may all mean
if we look at the debate raging as to why we see
mitch mcconnell becoming more tea party or
grassroots as he tries to look less gop ASTRO~turf
forgive me becuz i was less pithy or readadble

[VBRonPaulFan]

is there a particular reason why you post the way you do? why the arbitrary line breaks? i never really understood your posting style.

[Aratus]

i began here trying to create a new style of posting as an homage to hunter s. thompson
and over time i got more pithy and readable. right now i am trying to run down all the old
swarmy and crude BORAT threads as well as a few legitimate bob barr ones because i know
mitch mcconnell's people went over every nano~second of jesse benton's young life. i now
think that mitch is trying to keep jesse benton away from gary johnson's LP Party run and
that some of the strategists around mitt romney fear GJ can flip the election to potus BHO!

[Aratus]

Up above,I've got a link to a tax idea I had.
Anti Federalist, you are 100% totally missed.

[Danke]

From now on, whenever I don't care about something, I'm going to say I don't give Aratus rather than I don't give a rat's ass.

yes

[timosman]

Aratus--This is your very own thread. Use it to make all the random, incoherent posts you want. Have a ball, buddy.

We don't have to like Aratus' musings? How did I miss this?

[Aratus]

We don't have to like Aratus' musings? How did I miss this?

You tend to skim read. Speed verses Quality.
I like to deliver a vintage scrawl from three
distinct time periods. I roar like the twenties.
I laugh at Twain's wit and I wish Hunter S.
Thompson would sober up at times. In terms
of empathy, I am like H.L Mencken and I can
debate one and all out of pure boredom when
not getting a tad "true believer"...again, two
threads I've bumped will most likely have AF
leap into them, happily. I await that day. I was
upset over some/any of the needful and not so
needful bannings due to how I see free speech,
but this lil site is propiatory, ultimately thusly...