I DOUBT IT. IT'S ON THE
INTERNET THAT
LIVERWURST CAUSES A MUSHY BROWN BUILD UP ON YOUR TEETH (THE SCIENTIFIC TERM IS DOO DOO TOOF) AND IT GIVES YOU SICKENING HALITOSIS. I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT
MR. SUPREME WOULD RECOMMEND A FOOD THAT HAS SUCH A VILE EFFECT (AFFECT? I ALWAYS CONFUSE THOSE TWO
) ON YOUR ORAL HEALTH.
MR ANIMAL DIDN'T DISCLOSE HIS LOVE OF THE LIVERWURST UNTIL
AFTER WE WERE MARRIED, BTW.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE SUSPICIOUS OF HIM BECAUSE HE'S A GERMAN. I FIGURED HE WAS OKAY BECAUSE HIS PARENTS CAME HERE AS CHILDREN BUT I GUESS HE'S A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE KRAUT BARREL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE SAYS HE MARRIED DOWN BECAUSE HE'S PART OF THE "MASTER RACE" AND I'M JUST A
MONGREL (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MONGOLIAN BUT I SUPPOSE IT'S WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY THAT I HAVE SOME
MONGOLIAN IN ME) BUT I SAY MONGRELS ARE THE SMARTEST DOGS SO I FIGURE THAT GOES FOR HUMANS, TOO.
EDITED TO ADD...
MR SUPREME IS GOOD ON WOMAN'S ISSUES AND UNDERSTANDS THAT SOMETIMES WE'RE BITCHES EVEN WHEN WE'RE NOT MENSTRUATING.
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