Potato Head

[Pauls' Revere]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mist...163741315.html

Hasbro, the company that makes the potato-shaped plastic toy, is giving the spud a gender neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year.

Toy makers have been updating their classic brands to appeal to kids today. Barbie has shed its blonde image and now comes in multiple skin tones and body shapes. Thomas the Tank Engine added more girl characters. And American Girl is now selling a boy doll.

Hasbro said Mr. Potato Head, which has been around for about 70 years, needed a modern makeover.

[CaptUSA]

Hasbro said Mr. Potato Head, which has been around for about 70 years, needed a modern makeover to appeal to new parents who have been indoctrinated since birth to believe they have a moral superiority if they cede all common sense.

FTFY

[Invisible Man]

To see how fast the transgender movement has been moving lately, consider the fact that both Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head, as two separate gender-specific characters, appeared in Toy Story 4 in 2019, as far as I know without controversy. And that was coming from a leftwing Hollywood production company.

[Pauls' Revere]

FTFY

Thank you sir!

[69360]

It's getting out of control, why ruin childhood to further your agenda.

[Anti Globalist]

Great. Now kids childhoods are going to be ruined.

[Philhelm]

I was looking at Barbies, and they made a version of Ken into a tranny. I think it was "Fashionista Ken," or something like that.

[fedupinmo]

I thought this thread was going to be about Shotgun Joe.

[XNavyNuke]

Clearly this toy was originally developed for the children of KKK wizards. Why they didn't just completely cancel it is beyond me. It can't be that much of a money maker.



XNN

[donnay]

It's getting out of control, why ruin childhood to further your agenda.

They have been ruining childhood for years. The biggest is-- compulsory schooling.

[oyarde]

To see how fast the transgender movement has been moving lately, consider the fact that both Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head, as two separate gender-specific characters, appeared in Toy Story 4 in 2019, as far as I know without controversy. And that was coming from a leftwing Hollywood production company.

Could be they plan on dropping some trans gender potato heads on syria tonight when they start bombing them .

[Anti Federalist]

Great. Now kids childhoods are going to be ruined.

I keep hollering about this, and, at the risk of sounding like ED or RonZeplin, I just wanted to point it out once again.

Ruined kids?

This is nothing, or what Rand Paul was rightfully excoriating the murderous insane man in a dress about, genital mutilation of minor children, on Capital Hill today, when you consider what the long range goal of the weirdosexuals are:

Normalization of pre-pubescent pedophilia and "snuff", both on film and in real time.

[GlennwaldSnowdenAssanged]

I think they took away his pipe years ago.

[donnay]

I keep hollering about this, and, at the risk of sounding like ED or RonZeplin, I just wanted to point it out once again.

Ruined kids?

This is nothing, or what Rand Paul was rightfully excoriating the murderous insane man in a dress about, genital mutilation of minor children, on Capital Hill today, when you consider what the long range goal of the weirdosexuals are:

Normalization of pre-pubescent pedophilia and "snuff", both on film and in real time.

Maryland Teacher Seen Masturbating During Zoom Lesson with 8th Graders – Says It Was “Dumb Luck” After He Is Caught (VIDEO)
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/202...-caught-video/

[Working Poor]

When I was a kid we supplied our own potato for Mr. Potato Head mine did not have a penis. Mr Potato Head has always been a neuter as far as I know.

[CaptUSA]

[Anti Globalist]

Wonder who's going to be next on the chopping block.

[CaptUSA]

Wonder who's going to be next on the chopping block.

So many options!!

I imagine the Gerber Baby needs to be more "ethnic"
The Pillsbury Doughboy will become gender neutral.
Colonel Sanders will be removed in favor of his adopted grandniece Coletta Sanders.
Mr. Clean will be killed off in an industrial chemical accident.
Snap and Pop will morph their racial identities and will take Crackle as their indentured servant.
The Geico Gecko will become a chameleon and will adapt to whatever his current surroundings are.
The Keebler Elves will break their bondage and will replace the sugar in their cookies with soma.
Cap'n Crunch will be arrested for piracy.
And, the Hamburglar will receive a full pardon and given free veggieburgers for life as reparations from that clown, Ronald.

And then, it'll be 2022...

[Anti Globalist]

So many options!!

I imagine the Gerber Baby needs to be more "ethnic"
The Pillsbury Doughboy will become gender neutral.
Colonel Sanders will be removed in favor of his adopted grandniece Coletta Sanders.
Mr. Clean will be killed off in an industrial chemical accident.
Snap and Pop will morph their racial identities and will take Crackle as their indentured servant.
The Geico Gecko will become a chameleon and will adapt to whatever his current surroundings are.
The Keebler Elves will break their bondage and will replace the sugar in their cookies with soma.
Cap'n Crunch will be arrested for piracy.
And, the Hamburglar will receive a full pardon and given free veggieburgers for life as reparations from that clown, Ronald.

And then, it'll be 2022...

I won't be surprised one bit if half of these actually end up happening.

[acptulsa]

The Pillsbury Doughboy will become gender neutral.

Whole wheat, too--maybe even pumpernickel.

And gluten free.

Mr. Clean will be killed off in an industrial chemical accident.

I can't wait to see Mx. Clean.

The Geico Gecko will become a chameleon and will adapt to whatever his current surroundings are.

Brilliant, but unnecessary. These days it is easy being green.

[Pauls' Revere]

Wonder who's going to be next on the chopping block.

Don't forget Eskimo Pies.

[jmdrake]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mist...163741315.html

Hasbro, the company that makes the potato-shaped plastic toy, is giving the spud a gender neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year.

Toy makers have been updating their classic brands to appeal to kids today. Barbie has shed its blonde image and now comes in multiple skin tones and body shapes. Thomas the Tank Engine added more girl characters. And American Girl is now selling a boy doll.

Hasbro said Mr. Potato Head, which has been around for about 70 years, needed a modern makeover.

Wasn't there already a Mrs. Potato head? And isn't the whole point that you can give it your own makeover? I'm glad I'm no longer able to have kids.

[Pauls' Revere]

I won't be surprised one bit if half of these actually end up happening.

Stare at this image until its burned on your brain and you dream of it at night.

[Pauls' Revere]

Wasn't there already a Mrs. Potato head? And isn't the whole point that you can give it your own makeover? I'm glad I'm no longer able to have kids.

Yeah, I did genetic experiments and gave one three ears and a nose on the side of its head and eyes on its ass. LOL

[Anti Globalist]

Stare at this image until its burned on your brain and you dream of it at night.

Thanks a lot. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight at all.

[Pauls' Revere]

Thanks a lot. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight at all.

LOL sorry my friend.

I only wish I had more rep.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Anti Globalist again.

[Danke]

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[Anti Federalist]

I won't be surprised one bit if half of these actually end up happening.

I know for a fact, like the Gerber baby being "too white", more than few on that list have already been put on notice as "problematic".

[Anti Federalist]

Mr. Potato Head Toys Jump 70,000 Percent on Amazon Chart

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2...-amazon-chart/

Charlie Spiering 26 Feb 2021

Sales of existing Mr. Potato Head toys rocketed up the best selling charts of Amazon.com after Hasbro announced Thursday they would remove “Mr.” from the brand this fall so all could feel “welcome in the Potato Head world.”

Fans of the original Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are rushing to the Internet to pick up classic versions of the famous toy.

On the Amazon Movers and Shakers list for toys Friday afternoon, ten different Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head items rocketed up the best selling list, and the gender-specific male potato head parts showed a jump of 74,525 percent.



On the Amazon best sellers list, Potato Head products were three of the top ten items for toys.

The company clarified after overwhelming backlash that the toys themselves would remain, just without the “Mr.” and “Mrs.” names.

Hold that Tot – your main spud, MR. POTATO HEAD isn’t going anywhere! While it was announced today that the POTATO HEAD brand name & logo are dropping the ‘MR.’ I yam proud to confirm that MR. & MRS. POTATO HEAD aren’t going anywhere and will remain MR. & MRS. POTATO HEAD pic.twitter.com/6I84KrxOLQ

— Hasbro (@Hasbro) February 25, 2021

[TheCount]