BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

[Suzanimal]

WHAT DOES HANGRY MEAN? IS IT A MIX OF HUNGOVER AND ANGRY? HUNGRY AND ANGRY? HAIRY AND ANGRY?

HUNGRY AND ANGRY BUT I WAS A LITTLE HUNG OVER. I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A LIGHTWEIGHT SINCE I CUT BACK ON THE BOOZE. I HAD TWO MARGARITAS LAST NIGHT AND THAT WAS ALL I COULD HANDLE.

[heavenlyboy34]

LIFESKILL-RECKONING ONE OF THIS MONTH'S BILLS. IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN USUAL BECAUSE OF SPRING BREAK LAST MONTH. ADULTING...BOOOOOO.

[specsaregood]

I ENDED UP TEXTING HIM AND GOT TO USE A WORD I LEARNED IN THE LAST KINGDOM - ASSLING. I SAID, CALL ME, ASSLING.

If you liked that series and looking for something to read:
https://www.amazon.com/Viking-Storm-...dp/B00YU7MUB6/

Or I've read a bunch of Viking stuff in the past year or so on my kindle, I have other favorites from the genre.

[Occam's Banana]

If you liked that series and looking for something to read:
https://www.amazon.com/Viking-Storm-...dp/B00YU7MUB6/

Or I've read a bunch of Viking stuff in the past year or so on my kindle, I have other favorites from the genre.

THE TV SERIES IS ITSELF BASED ON A SERIES OF TEN NOVELS BY BERNARD CORNWELL (COLLECTIVELY CALLED THE SAXON STORIES).

[oyarde]

LIFESKILL-RECKONING ONE OF THIS MONTH'S BILLS. IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN USUAL BECAUSE OF SPRING BREAK LAST MONTH. ADULTING...BOOOOOO.

APRIL/MAY ARE BAD FOR OLD PEOPLE TOO . TAXES AND PROPERTY TAXES....

[BUTSRSLY]

RECALLING A VISIT TO THE GRAND CANYON. MOTHER SAID PLEASE DON'T PLAY ON THE RAILING. I SAID NO. WHEN I GOT DOWN, I WAS ALL LIKE, BUT MOMS. NOTHING HAPPENED! SEE! PLAYING ON THE RAILING AT THE GRAND CANYON IS SMART AFTER ALL. BEING A MOM, WOW

[opal]

APRIL/MAY ARE BAD FOR OLD PEOPLE TOO . TAXES AND PROPERTY TAXES....

PROPERTY TAX HERE IS IN NOVEMBER

OH.. AND TODAY'S LIFE SKILL....TAKING DOWN A .. I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD, FLORESCENT LIGHT FIXTURE IN A CLOSET. THE NEW FIXTURE ISN'T UP YET BUT IT'S DAMN DARK IN THERE - EVEN WITH AN IDIOT LIGHT
THAT MIGHT BE TOMORROW'S LIFE SKILL

[Suzanimal]

PROPERTY TAX HERE IS IN NOVEMBER

SAME HERE.

[specsaregood]

PROPERTY TAX HERE IS IN NOVEMBER

It is due here every quarter.

[opal]

It is due here every quarter.

where's here? I need to scratch that state off my list

[specsaregood]

where's here? I need to scratch that state off my list

Soviet Socialist State of New Jersey.

On Topic: today I played dad and took the kid out for his first tennis lesson, then bought a bunch of red snapper to have the little woman blacken for dinner.

[oyarde]

Soviet Socialist State of New Jersey.

On Topic: today I played dad and took the kid out for his first tennis lesson, then bought a bunch of red snapper to have the little woman blacken for dinner.

RED SNAPPER IS MY FAVORITE FISH OF THE SEA

[specsaregood]

RED SNAPPER IS MY FAVORITE FISH OF THE SEA

OURS TOO, I USUALLY HAVE TO FIGHT THE KID TO GET MY FAIR SHARE.

[heavenlyboy34]

RECALLING A VISIT TO THE GRAND CANYON. MOTHER SAID PLEASE DON'T PLAY ON THE RAILING. I SAID NO. WHEN I GOT DOWN, I WAS ALL LIKE, BUT MOMS. NOTHING HAPPENED! SEE! PLAYING ON THE RAILING AT THE GRAND CANYON IS SMART AFTER ALL. BEING A MOM, WOW

SOME OF THE RAILING THERE IS SAFER THAN OTHERS. UNLESS IT'S BEEN REPLACED RECENTLY, THE RAILING NEAREST THE EDGE IS THE MOST OXIDIZED AND LIKELY TO GIVE UNDER YOUR WEIGHT. I SEEM TO RECALL THAT THERE'S SOME LAW ABOUT CARELESSNESS UP THERE. IIRC, IF YOU REQUIRE RESCUE BECAUSE OF EXTREME CARELESSNESS YOU'RE LIABLE FOR THE FULL COST PLUS A BIG FINE. UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, IT'S BEST TO STICK TO KNOWN TRAILS.

[heavenlyboy34]

It is due here every quarter.

YOU'RE REQUIRED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS IN THIS THREAD, GOOD SIR. ~HUGS~

[Carlybee]

My caps wont stay locked on my ipad. Made 2 more dreamcatchers. Still tweaking them. Have to put some stuff on the ivory one.

[Suzanimal]

DEALING WITH CREDIT CARD COMPANY

I JUST SPENT AN HOUR ON THE PHONE WITH MY CC TRYING TO PROVE I'M ME. THEY THOUGHT I WAS A SOCK PUPPET TRYING TO PAY MY BILL. THEY CHANGED THEIR ONLINE STUFF AND I DIDN'T KNOW MY SECURITY ANSWERS AND THEN THEY ASKED QUESTIONS BASED ON MY CREDIT REPORT - I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVED IN 1992, APPARENTLY. I FAILED THAT TEST. THEN I CALLED THEM AND FINALLY GOT A REAL PERSON AFTER GOING THROUGH A BUNCH OF PROMPTS AND THEY BELIEVED ME.

I ASKED THEM TO MAKE A NOTE ON MY ACCOUNT THAT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PAY MY BILL IS MORE THAN WELCOME TO.

[specsaregood]

DEALING WITH CREDIT CARD COMPANY

I JUST SPENT AN HOUR ON THE PHONE WITH MY CC TRYING TO PROVE I'M ME. THEY THOUGHT I WAS A SOCK PUPPET TRYING TO PAY MY BILL. THEY CHANGED THEIR ONLINE STUFF AND I DIDN'T KNOW MY SECURITY ANSWERS AND THEN THEY ASKED QUESTIONS BASED ON MY CREDIT REPORT - I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVED IN 1992, APPARENTLY. I FAILED THAT TEST. THEN I CALLED THEM AND FINALLY GOT A REAL PERSON AFTER GOING THROUGH A BUNCH OF PROMPTS AND THEY BELIEVED ME.

I ASKED THEM TO MAKE A NOTE ON MY ACCOUNT THAT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PAY MY BILL IS MORE THAN WELCOME TO.

SERIOUSLY, THOSE QUESTIONS ABOUT WHICH OF THESE ADDRESSES ARE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU FROM XXXX YEAR MUST BE FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVE NEVER MOVED EVER IN THEIR LIFE. I'VE HAD SO MANY ADDRESSES, THE HELL IF I CAN REMEMBER THE PAST 3 AND THEY ALL SOUND CORRECT. DID I EVER LIVE ON PINE ST? HELL, SOUNDS FAMILIAR, *CLICK* *WRONG! YOU ARE NOW LOCKED OUT!*

[Suzanimal]

THE TV SERIES IS ITSELF BASED ON A SERIES OF TEN NOVELS BY BERNARD CORNWELL (COLLECTIVELY CALLED THE SAXON STORIES).

ARE THEY GOOD? I LOVE THE SHOW.

[Occam's Banana]

ARE THEY GOOD? I LOVE THE SHOW.

I DON"T KNOW. I HAVEN'T READ ANY OF THEM.

[Carlybee]

I OPENED AN ETSY STORE. So I'll stop posting my stuff in here.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/WildWestDreamer

[Suzanimal]

COMPUTER STUFF

I CLOSED MY WINDOWS EARLIER AND DECIDED TO CLEAR MY BROWSER AND STUFF AND THEN I CAME BACK TO RPF'S AND, ALTHOUGH I WASN'T LOGGED IN, IT SHOWED ME AS ONLINE. IT WAS BIZARRE. I FELT LIKE I WAS HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. PLUS, THIS PLACE LOOKS WEIRD IN BLUE AND WHITE. I MUCH PREFER THE CLASSIC LOOK.

[Suzanimal]

MUST'VE BEEN A GLITCH BECAUSE I LOGGED OUT AND LOGGED BACK IN TO SEE IF I LEFT AND I WAS GONE.

[Occam's Banana]

COMPUTER STUFF

I CLOSED MY WINDOWS EARLIER AND DECIDED TO CLEAR MY BROWSER AND STUFF AND THEN I CAME BACK TO RPF'S AND, ALTHOUGH I WASN'T LOGGED IN, IT SHOWED ME AS ONLINE. IT WAS BIZARRE. I FELT LIKE I WAS HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. PLUS, THIS PLACE LOOKS WEIRD IN BLUE AND WHITE. I MUCH PREFER THE CLASSIC LOOK.

MUST'VE BEEN A GLITCH BECAUSE I LOGGED OUT AND LOGGED BACK IN TO SEE IF I LEFT AND I WAS GONE.

AS I WAS GOING UP THE STAIR
I MET A MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
HE WASN'T THERE AGAIN TODAY
OH HOW I WISH HE'D GO AWAY!

[Suzanimal]

AS I WAS GOING UP THE STAIR
I MET A MAN WHO WASN'T THERE
HE WASN'T THERE AGAIN TODAY
OH HOW I WISH HE'D GO AWAY!

I SLAMMED THE DOOR.

[Suzanimal]

BUSY LIFE SKILLS DAY

I'VE DECIDED TO BITE THE BULLET AND CLEAN OUT MY KITCHEN CABINETS. WE'RE REDOING THE KITCHEN NEXT MONTH AND I FIGURE IT'LL BE EASIER IF I DON'T HAVE ALL THE CABINETS STUFFED WITH CRAP. I'M WONDERING HOW I GOT SO MANY CASSEROLE DISHES. AT LAST COUNT, I WAS UP TO 18. O_o I THINK THEY'RE BREEDING IN THERE BECAUSE TWO ARE TINY. IT'S ACTUALLY 20 BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TWO TRAVEL CASSEROLE DISHES IN THE GARAGE. FOR THE CASSEROLE ON THE GO, I GUESS.

I ALSO HAVE A BUNCH OF ICE MOLDS. I CAN MAKE ROUND ICE CUBES, WATER BOTTLE ICE CUBES, AND ICE CUBES SHAPED LIKE HAN SOLO TRAPPED IN WHATEVER JABBA POURED ON HIM. SPEAKING OF MOLDS, I HAVE A JELLO RING MOLD WITH DIFFERENT INSERTS. I CAN MAKE A JELLO MOLD WITH A STAR ON TOP IF I WANT. I DON'T. I THINK MY MOM BROUGHT THAT OVER. SHE WAS INTO EXPERIMENTING WITH JELLO WHEN I WAS A KID.

I'VE ALSO UNCOVERED 4 CROCK POTS , AN INDOOR GRILL (WEDDING GIFT, STILL IN BOX. WHO THE $#@! GRILLS INDOORS?), AND THREE COFFEE MAKERS (ONE'S AN ESPRESSO MACHINE).

I THINK I MAY BE TREADING INTO HOARDER TERRITORY.

[opal]

HOW OLD IS THE OLDEST CROCK POT? THAT'S THE KEEPER

[Suzanimal]

HOW OLD IS THE OLDEST CROCK POT? THAT'S THE KEEPER

I ONLY EVER USE THE NEWEST. IT'S A TRIPLE CROCK POT TO KEEP FOOD WARM AT PARTIES. I NEVER COOK IN THEM.

[opal]

*GASP* NO CROCK POT COOKING? THAT'S WHERE I MAKE MY BONE BROTHS, IN FACT, IT'S TIME TO WHIP UP ANOTHER ONE..JUST USED THE LAST OF THE BROTH IN THE FRIDGE FOR A NICE MEATBALL SOUP

*ADJUSTS AGENDA FOR THE DAY*

[Suzanimal]

*GASP* NO CROCK POT COOKING? THAT'S WHERE I MAKE MY BONE BROTHS, IN FACT, IT'S TIME TO WHIP UP ANOTHER ONE..JUST USED THE LAST OF THE BROTH IN THE FRIDGE FOR A NICE MEATBALL SOUP

*ADJUSTS AGENDA FOR THE DAY*

NOPE. IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS TO GET THEM OUT OF MY PACKED PANTRY. IS IT A PANTRY IF THERE'S NO FOOD IN IT? IT'S A CLOSET IN MY KITCHEN WHERE SMALL APPLIANCES, CLASSIC TUPPERWARE, AND CASSEROLE DISHES LIVE AND SEEMINGLY REPRODUCE.

MR ANIMAL SAYS GETTING ANYTHING OUT OF THERE IS LIKE PLAYING JENGA.