LIFESKILL: TYING A NECKTIE. PROPERLY.
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LIFESKILL - TEACHING BOYS ABOUT STYLE
I MADE MY SONS CLEAN OUT THEIR CLOTHES AND THEY BROUGHT 4 LARGE BLACK GARBAGE BAGS OF CLOTHES DOWNSTAIRS. ANYWAY, I DECIDED TO GO THROUGH THEM TO MAKE SURE THEY WEREN'T THROWING AWAY ANYTHING GOOD AND IMAGINE MY HORROR WHEN I FOUND ALL THE NICE CLOTHES I RECENTLY BOUGHT THEM. THEY SAID THE OUTFITS WERE GAY AND ASKED ME TO QUIT BUYING THEM CLOTHES. THEY HAVE NO TASTE.
IN THE GET RID OF BAG - A BEAUTIFUL RALPH LAUREN SWEATER.
IN THE KEEP PILE - A T-SHIRT WITH A COCONUT BRA PRINTED ON IT.
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LIFESKILL - TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET OUT OF CHURCH TOMORROW
I'M KEEPING A CLOSE EYE ON WEATHER RELATED CHURCH CLOSINGS FOR TOMORROW AND IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR ME. MR A SIGNED ME UP TO TAKE PHOTOS OF KIDS WITH SANTA AGAIN. HE KNOWS I HATE DOING IT AND IT'S REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF THAT HE KEEPS SIGNING ME UP FOR IT.
HE TRIED TO CONVINCE ME THE FREE PANCAKES I GET ARE WORTH IT BUT I TOLD HIM I AIN'T EATING THEIR $#@!TY PANCAKES. I DON'T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES. WAFFLES ARE WHERE IT'S AT. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM TAKE ME TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE AND I'M GONNA ORDER A GRAND SLAM.
YA SHOULDN'T LOOK AT CHURCH AS A CHORE, SUZ. ESPECIALLY FOR US CATHOLICS AND ORTHODOX, CHURCH IS A DINNER DATE WITH GOD. YOU HAVE A CHOIR FOR MASS, RIGHT? YOU SHOULD JOIN. IT'S FUN AND IT MAKES THE "BORING" PARTS OF THE LITURGY/MASS SEEM TO GO BY FASTER. PLUS YOU GET TO CUT TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE FOR COMMUNION. (AT LEAST I DO)
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MASS DOESN'T BOTHER ME, TAKING THE SANTA PICTURES DOES. THERE ARE ONLY A FEW REALLY FUNNY LITTLE ONES ANYMORE. WHEN DID LITTLE KIDS GET SO JADED? HELL, I NEVER LIKED SANTA AND PITCHED FITS WHEN MY MAMA MADE ME SEE HIM BUT AT LEAST I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY AND DIDN'T SIT THERE LIKE A KNOT ON A LOG. I TOLD MY DADDY TO GO GET HIS GUN AND SHOOT SANTA, BTW. I TOLD HIM THAT RIGHT AFTER I FINISHED MY SPEECH ON HOW I'M NOT SCARED OF NUTHIN', NOT EVEN (FILL IN THE BLANK). I WAS A BIG TALKER.
I DO SET UP A TRIPOD BUT PARENTS ALL BRING THEIR OWN CELLPHONE/CAMERAS AND I'M CONSTANTLY MOVING IT. I TOLD MR A I'M MOSTLY JUST IN THE WAY. THE ONLY TIME I'M ASKED TO TAKE A PIC IS IF MOM AND DAD WANT TO BE IN IT OR THEIR PHONE IS DEAD.
LIFESKILL - WEIRD PEOPLE
NOT GOOD WEIRD, WEIRD/WEIRD. I END UP HAVING TO TAKE PICS AT THE BREAKFAST WITH SANTA AND IT WAS A PACKED HOUSE. I WAS CONSTANTLY TAKING PHOTOS FROM 8 AM TO 1:30 PM. MOST WERE PRETTY COOL AND THERE WERE A FEW CUTE KIDS. ONE ASKED FOR A 100,000.00 AND ANOTHER ASKED FOR A DINOSAUR. I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED A REAL ONE OR A TOY AND WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT, HE SAID A REAL ONE. I TOLD HIM SANTA COULD PROBABLY SWING THAT IF IT WASN'T A CARNIVORE. I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING MYSELF WHEN A LADY COMES UP AND STANDS BEHIND ME AND STARTS TALKING TO ME. OKAY, I'M BUSY BUT I CHAT WITH HER. THEN SHE SAYS I HAVE PRETTY HAIR. UHHH, THANKS. *SIDE EYE* THEN I'M BACKING UP TO TAKE A GROUP SHOT AND SHE STROKES THE BACK OF MY HEAD...WHAT THE LITERAL $#@!??? OKAY, I THINK SHE MUST BE RETARDED SO I JUST IGNORE IT. THEN SHE RUNS UP TO SANTA AND HOPS IN HIS LAP AND (I SWEAR) SHE ASKS ME TO BORROW THE SANTA HAT A MAN IN LINE IS WEARING. AT THIS POINT, I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S RETARDED OR ON BATH SALTS BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN. MR A AND THE KIDS HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT IT ALL DAY AND KEEP CREEPING UP ON ME STROKING MY HAIR. *SHUDDERS*
LIFESKILL - WALMART
I HAVE TO GO TO WALMART TO PICK UP AN ORDER TODAY. I LIKE THESE CAMISOLES (FLEXEES, THEY'RE AWESOME. I WEAR THEM I LIEU OF A BRA) THEY SELL THERE BUT THEY NEVER HAVE MY SIZE ON THE RACK. WHEN I CHECK THE WEBSITE, IT SAYS THEY HAVE THEM IN STOCK. I HAVE TO ORDER THEM ONLINE AND THEN GO TO THE STORE AND PICK THEM UP. I SUPPOSE I COULD ASK SOMEONE TO FETCH ONE FOR ME FROM THE BACK BUT I FIGURE IT'S EASIER TO JUST ORDER IT AND PICK IT UP. I WOULD JUST BUY THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THEY'RE 10.00 CHEAPER AT WALLY WORLD. THEY'RE SUCKERING ME IN WITH THEIR LOW LOW PRICES. I GUESS YOU PAY THE EXTRA 10.00 IF YOU JUST WANT TO WALK INTO A STORE, BUY THE DAMN THING AND BE DONE WITH IT. I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S KINDA FUNNY WHEN I GO PICK UP MY ORDER AND THE MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER OPENS UP A BAG FULL OF LINGERIE TO CHECK TO SEE IF EVERYTHING'S THERE. IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.
I'M ALSO GOING TO RUN UP TO THE BARBER SHOP AND MAKE SURE THE BOYS GET NICE HAIRCUTS. NUMBER TWO I MOSTLY TRUST, NUMBER ONE, NOT SO MUCH. HE CALLS HIS STYLE THE REVERSE MULLET (HE HAS CURLY HAIR AND ASKS FOR PARTY IN THE FRONT BUSINESS IN THE BACK) AND HE'S BAD ABOUT NOT KEEPING HIS FRONT PARTY UNDER CONTROL AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A WEIRD FRO. ALSO, NUMBER TWO KEEPS ASKING FOR A SHAVE. HE HAS LIKE THREE BLOND SHORT AND CURLIES ON HIS CHIN (I COULD PLUCK THE DAMN THINGS) AND I DON'T WANT HIM PAYING 18.00 TO HAVE THEM SHAVED OFF.
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LIFESKILL - CHAUFFEURING
MY OFFSPRING TOOK A JERB CLEANING UP AFTER A CONSTRUCTION CREW IN ATLANTA BUT I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF THEM A) DRIVING THAT FAR AND B) DRIVING IN ATLANTA. SO I TOLD THEM I WOULD CHAUFFEUR THEM TO AND FROM WORK. IT'S ONLY FOR 5 DAYS. MR A THINKS I'M BEING OVERPROTECTIVE AND WAS GIVING ME $#@! AT 4:30 AM WHEN I WAS GETTING DRESSED TO TAKE THEM TO WORK. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE BOSS BOUGHT ME BREAKFAST AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE.
I have been finished with holiday shopping for some time except one small thing for son in-law. I finally decided on a good-sized box of aa batteries to support what we are giving the children.
Last edited by euphemia; 12-13-2017 at 11:35 AM.
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Pfizer Macht Frei!
Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.
Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!
Short Income Tax Video
The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
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