ATTN RON PAUL CHICKS: i need a tent to sleep in (not even joking with this thread)

[muzzled dogg]

disclaimer: mods i don't mean to be on some malicious $#@! with this thread, just gimme a chance here

predicament: iight so here's what's up. i'm flyin out for this rally and am gonna camp out with yall

here's the problem: i aint finna bring any tents or sleeping bags on a damn plane

i need someone to lend me a corner of a tent or suttin that i can put my bag in and i can sleep in if it rains

i'm not tryin to rape anyone, and i don't imagine i'd be sleepin thru these nights. i'm thinkin i'll be on some drunkin cow tipping $#@! or just up hangin with ron paul people (read chicks) pretty much til it's light out.

so yeah, i can throw you a few bucks, buy you beer, food, w/e

i don't really need a pillow or blankets, i'm sure i can scrub that $#@! easier from random ass people

[ghey] stalkers please don't reply. like i said, i'm not a rapist myself. i wish i'd been with this forum longer so yall could eTrust me a lil more. but yeah...

PM me or holla @ ya boy up in this thread if you need anymore details about me

pc

[Unspun]

I was in until you said you didn't want any gay stalkers.

[Danke]

Why does it have to be a female you share your tent with? Electronicmaji is looking for someone, how about it?

[muzzled dogg]

bagman, gtfoh

danke, $#@! that electrojumanji mongoloid

[amy31416]

Seriously Shem, if you have no intentions, then the gender of your host should not matter. Just be straight up.

[muzzled dogg]

smh i'm being straight up

and i'll donate $25 to a rp chip-in of your choice, the billboard one, the cfl/rally one, walk4freedom, w/e

[torchbearer]

smh i'm being straight up

and i'll donate $25 to a rp chip-in of your choice, the billboard one, the cfl/rally one, walk4freedom, w/e

is that legal in Minnesota?

[muzzled dogg]

lol man it aint even like that

[Danke]

shemdogg, joseph and The One, etc.

We need a chip in to get these guys laid so they stop harassing the few RP girls out there.

[amy31416]

shemdogg, joseph and The One, etc.

We need a chip in to get these guys laid so they stop harassing the few RP girls out there.

Word.

[muzzled dogg]

lmao i swear to god i aint tryin to get laid

just a guaranteed place to sleep so i can book this flight

[ARealConservative]

shtick

[PlzPeopleWakeUp]

nt

[muzzled dogg]

lmao $#@! yall

[StudentForPaul08]

You are being pretty irrational with all the cussing and 'Don't give a %$^&' attitude.

[berrybunches]

I don't think any ladies are going to take your offer honestly. I wouldn't share a tent with a guy I didn't know. That would be really stupid. Its not a matter of trusting you its a matter of having a brain.
I mean:
I ain't be sharin tent wit no stranger yo and I don't know none other chicks dat be down wit dat either. It no matter if you b real or not, its bout having yo dome on straight.


Anyway,why won't you take a tent on a plane? I don't get it. Just get a 1 or 2 person tent, like a backpacking tent - get a sleeping bag or some blankets and a pillow and throw them in a suitcase. You are set. Its not like you are going to be lugging on equipment to hike the Appalachian trail or anything.

[Nirvikalpa]

I don't think any ladies are going to take your offer honestly. I wouldn't share a tent with a guy I didn't know. That would be really stupid. Its not a matter of trusting you its a matter of having a brain.
I mean:
I ain't be sharin tent wit no stranger yo and I don't know none other chicks dat be down wit dat either. It no matter if you b real or not, its bout having yo dome on straight.


Anyway,why won't you take a tent on a plane? I don't get it. Just get a 1 or 2 person tent, like a backpacking tent - get a sleeping bag or some blankets and a pillow and throw them in a suitcase. You are set. Its not like you are going to be lugging on equipment to hike the Appalachian trail or anything.

+1.

No offense Shem, but you have to look at the world and realize women aren't just going to hitch with a random guy they don't even know...

You would be much better off asking a man, and then scoping out the women at the actual convention - and not scaring them off.

[Kalifornia]

stop at target when you get there and buy a $20 land pimple and a $10 blanket. problem solved.

I understand not wanting to share your personal space with another dood, but you can solve this problem without creeping out the few female RPers that exist here.

[Maverick]

Dave Chappelle's Great Moments in Hook-Up History: The Platonic Sleepover

[rancher89]

too funny, just get there and work it out....btw......bad attitudes and cussing wouldn't get you in MY tent.......

[muzzled dogg]

You are being pretty irrational with all the cussing and 'Don't give a %$^&' attitude.

how is cussing irrational? how do i have a dun give a $#@! attitude?

I don't think any ladies are going to take your offer honestly. I wouldn't share a tent with a guy I didn't know.

i hope for my sake that you're wrong

stop at target when you get there and buy a $20 land pimple and a $10 blanket. problem solved.

I understand not wanting to share your personal space with another dood, but you can solve this problem without creeping out the few female RPers that exist here.

not a bad idea

& apologies to anyone i creeped out

Dave Chappelle's Great Moments in Hook-Up History: The Platonic Sleepover

lol classic $#@! tho

too funny, just get there and work it out....btw......bad attitudes and cussing wouldn't get you in MY tent.......

no bad attitude here. them words are jus how i talk. $#@! the church and govt for turning them into devil words

[The One]

shemdogg, joseph and The One, etc.

We need a chip in to get these guys laid so they stop harassing the few RP girls out there.

WTF? How did I get dragged into this $#@!?

[The One]

Word.

I'm hurt, my little .... Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

[acptulsa]

I'm hurt, my little...

It has been my experience that blondes prefer gentlemen.

[muzzled dogg]

We should all ponder the wisdom of Franklin's famous wit at the signing of the Declaration of Independence,

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately"


ya digg?

[SnappleLlama]

It has been my experience that blondes prefer gentlemen.

It's true! I'd share my tent with Dr. Paul any day (or night)....rrrrrawwwl!!!

[LibertyEagle]

Shem,

Well then, shack up with a "dood".

Ya dig?

[muzzled dogg]

$#@! man i might have to

[ARealConservative]

I don't think any guy would be too accommodating either.

If you were being honest in your request it would make you a bit of a "weirdo" but that isn't the case here anyway.

This is all shtick, for what purpose I have no idea.

[muzzled dogg]

for the purpose of not having to sleep in a barn with organic dairy cows