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GORDIE HARPER IS MY NEW BFF.
MY BROTHER ALSO THINKS PRINCE WILLIAMS KID IS UP TO NO GOOD, TOO. THAT TODDLER, I DUNNO HIS NAME. HE LOOKS A LITTLE SKETCHY TO ME BUT I'M NOT SURE THE POPE'S GONNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE HIS RIGHT HAND MAN.
EDITED TO ADD...IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE IF YOU CHECK OUT HI FB PAGE - MY BROTHER'S, NOT OBAMAS OR THE BABY.
I MEAN, YEAH, I DO HAVE 20 YEARS AND 20 IQ POINTS ON YOU, BUT BY ALL MEANS TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
THEIR WAR ON HILLARY WILL BE COMPLETE WHEN WE ARE REMINDED THAT AMERICA IS THE LAND OF SECOND CHANCES
I'VE BEEN BUSY CLEANING TODAY AND I TALKED TO MY BROTHER (NOT THE ONE WITH THE WATER TOWER) IN FLORIDA. HE SPENT LAST WEEK AT A NUDIST RESORT, LOL. WTF? HE SAID IT WAS MOSTLY OLD PEOPLE AND HE NOTICED ONE GUY HAD A HUGE NUT SACK. I TOLD HIM IT WAS RUDE TO STARE BUT HE SAID HE COULDN'T HELP IT, THEY WERE HANGING TO HIS KNEES. OH, AND I WENT TO THE THRIFT STORE AND SCORED BUT I'LL SAVE THAT FOR THE LADIES LOUNGE.
WENT TO SEE IAN HUNTER AT THE CITY WINERY AT PONCE CITY MARKET. GREAT SHOW, AS USUAL (IAN HUNTER ROCKS!) BUT, DAMN, THAT PLACE IS WAY OVER PRICED. POOR MR ANIMAL ORDERED DUCK TACOS (*GAG*) AND I ORDED THE TROUT (ONLY MARGINALLY BETTER) AND A CARAFE OF WINE WAS $130.00 (ON TOP OF THE 30.00 EACH TO SEE THE SHOW).
AT FIRST I THOUGHT I FOUND MY MOTHERSHIP (THEY SPECIALIZE ON WINE ON TAP) BUT EVEN FOR ME (NOT A BIG EATER) THE PORTIONS WERE RIDICULOUSLY SMALL. SO SMALL, IN FACT, I ENDED UP ASKING MR A TO TAKE ME OUT FOR SECOND DINNER AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE.
AT THE SHOW, WE HOBNOBBED WITH SOME GUY FROM THE GA SATELLITES AND SOME GUY FROM REM. I DON'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES RIGHT NOW. OH, AND WE SAT AT A TABLE WITH A BUNCH OF OLD MEN FROM NY AND THEY'RE ALL BRAGGING ABOUT HOW LONG THEY'VE LIVED IN ATLANTA SO i PIPE UP THAT I'VE LIVED HERE FOR 46 YEARS AND THEY ALL GIVE ME THE SIDE EYE, LOL. MR A EXPLAINED THAT I WAS BORN THERE/HERE. AND THEN MR A NOTICED THE REM GUY AND SAID HE COULD TELL HE WAS FAMOUS BECAUSE HE HAD A TROPHY WIFE AND ONE OF THE MEN SITTING WITH US TOLD MR A THAT I WAS A TROPHY WIFE AND MR A SAID I WAS MORE LIKE AN EXPENSIVE PARTICIPATION PRIZE.ANYWAY, MR ANIMAL ENDEDUP BUMPING INTO A GIRL THAT USED TO WORK FOR HIM YEARS AGO AND HER BOYFRIEND WAS PLAYING IN A A BAND SO WE WENT THERE (STAR BAR) AND, ALTHOUGH I WASN'T INTO THE BAND, I VENTURED OFF AND MET AN ASIAN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR (WE TOOK SELFIES
) AND AN OLD MAN WHO STARTED TELLING ME ABOUT HIS PROSTATE LUMPS - THAT'S WHEN I EXCUSED MYSELF AND WENT INSIDE AND TOLD MR A IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE.
LIFE SKILLZ 4 TODAY...
SEEING IAN HUNTER WHILST WORKING AROUND $#@!TY, OVERPRICED DUCK TACOS AND OLD MEN WITH PROSTATE LUMPS.
Pfizer Macht Frei!
Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.
Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!
Short Income Tax Video
The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
YES , BESIDES THE PUERTO RICO BOY BAND , IT IS ALSO THE NAME OF A SOUP WITH INTESTINES AND RED SAUCE. I AM MAKING SOME FOR DANKE NOW . I HAD NO BEEF INTESTINE SO I IMPROVISED WITH SOME OTHER INTESTINES. MY WAR OF 1812 BONFIRE IS TOMORROW AND EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE HAVING BURGERS , HOT DOGS AND CHILI BUT I WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR DANKE . WE WILL SIMULATE BURNING DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE .
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Do something Danke
MINE, TOO. MY FAVORITE UNCLE HAS BEEN DEAD MANY YEARS BUT OYARDE REMINDS ME OF HIM. HE TAUGHT ME TO WHITTLE (IN THE LIVING ROOM MUCH TO MY MOTHER'S HORROR), HE WOULD BRING ME BIG CARDBOARD BOXES TO PLAY IN, SOLD WORMS OUT OF AN OLD REFRIGERATOR, SANG IN CHURCH EVEN WHEN HE WASN'T SUPPOSE TO (HE DIDN'T CARE IF THE PERSON IN THE CHOIR HAD A SOLO, IF HE KNEW THE WORDS, HE SANG - LOUD AND PROUD. IF HE DIDN'T, HE MUMBLED ALONG), HE WORE OVERALLS AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAD TO BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HE HID HIS PUPPY, AND HE SIPPED MOONSHINE OUT OF A MASON JAR.
TODAY LIFE SKILL I LEARNED ANCIENT SECRET TO ENHANCE ONES VOTING PROWESS
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
WHAT IS YOUR SOURCE?
SUMERIAN? ("GILGAMESH, ENKIDU AND THE VOTING BOOTH", "GILGAMESH AND THE BALLOT BOX OF HEAVEN", ETC.)
HEBREW? ("DEAD VOTER SCROLLS")
EGYPTIAN? ("BOOK OF THE VOTER")
CHINESE? ("THE ART OF VOTING")
CTHULHIAN? ("DE VOTERIS MYSTERIIS" AKA "MYSTERIES OF THE VOTER")
OTHER?
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The Bastiat Collection · FREE PDF · FREE EPUB · PAPER Frédéric Bastiat (1801-1850)
- "When law and morality are in contradiction to each other, the citizen finds himself in the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense, or of losing his respect for the law."
-- The Law (p. 54)- "Government is that great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
-- Government (p. 99)- "[W]ar is always begun in the interest of the few, and at the expense of the many."
-- Economic Sophisms - Second Series (p. 312)- "There are two principles that can never be reconciled - Liberty and Constraint."
-- Harmonies of Political Economy - Book One (p. 447)· tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito ·
I WENT TO A BONFIRE TONIGHT. MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR CALLED EARLIER AND INVITED ME OVER "TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS AND ENJOY THE FIRE". I WENT BUT I SHOULD'VE ASKED HIM TO DEFINE ENJOY BECAUSE HIS $#@!TY BAND SHOWED UP AND I WAS NOT ENJOYING IT. I LISTENED TO TWO SONGS BEFORE I TOLD THEM I HAD TO GO HOME AND CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET. I WAS BUZZED AND COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER EXCUSE.
"CTHULHIC" IS ALSO ACCEPTED.
BOTH "CTHULHIAN" AND "CTHULHIC" DENOTE A DIRECT RELATIONSHIP WITH OR INVOLVEMENT IN THE CTHULU MYTHOS.
"CTHULHUESQUE" MAY ALSO BE USED, BUT MORE IN THE SENSE OF SOMETHING THAT IS SIMILAR TO OR EVOCATIVE OF (RATHER THAN DIRECTLY RELATED TO OR INVOLVED IN) THE CTHULHU MYTHOS.
REFER TO THE NECRONOMICON (ALHAZRED, ABDUL. 16TH CENTURY EDITION, TRANSLATOR UNKNOWN. ARKHAM: MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY, 738) FOR FURTHER DECLENSIONS, TRANSLITERATIONS, INCANTATIONS, ETC.
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON. CTHULHU FHTAGN! IÄ! IÄ!
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