George Carlin: The Official Thread

[John F Kennedy III]

George Carlin, in my opinion, is hands down the funniest and most intelligent comedian of all time. Nobody else even comes close. The only time I have ever cried over a famous person dying is the day George Carlin died.

Here are his record 13 HBO Specials:

***If cuss words and other things offend you, don't watch any of these***

Apparently alot has changed from a few years ago. I used to have the full tube of all 13 specials bookmarked back in 2008. So instead this will be a posting of what I can find and if anyone can locate the full tubes of what I am missing please let me know.

Enjoy

George Carlin at USC (1977)

This is the full tube



George Carlin: Again! (1978)

If anyone can find the full tube or even the whole tube divided into parts please let me know. For now the following is what I could get my hands on:









Carlin at Carnegie (1982)

I can't find the full tube.

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Carlin At Carnegie (continued)



Carlin on Campus (1984)

I can't find the full tube





Playin' with Your Head (1986)

I can't find full tube





What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988)

This is the full tube



Doin' It Again (1990)

What I could find of the CD version (with a different title):

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Doin It Again (continued)







Jammin' in New York (1992)

This is not the full tube

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Back In Town (1996)

This is not the full tube











You Are All Diseased (1999)

This is not the full tube

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Complaints and Grievances (2001)

This is not the full tube





Life Is Worth Losing (2006)

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It's Bad For Ya (2008)

This is not the full tube

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It's Bad For Ya (continued)

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10.Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. -George Carlin

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http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-gre...carlin-quotes/

[bolil]

"There doesn't need to be an official conspiracy where there is a convergence of interests"- George Carlin.

[John F Kennedy III]

"There doesn't need to be an official conspiracy where there is a convergence of interests"- George Carlin.

Love it. Imagine George as white house press secretary or something?

R.I.P. George

[hazek]

Yeah I haven't stumbled upon a more intelligent comedian thus far. His bit on religion gets me laughing out loud every single time.

[TheGrinch]

Thanks for posting this... I love Carlin, but haven't gotten a chance to watch this much of his stuff...

Oh and see my sigline....

[John F Kennedy III]

Thanks for posting this... I love Carlin, but haven't gotten a chance to watch this much of his stuff...

Oh and see my sigline....

Enjoy

I have seen your sig and I love it. Donnay is right, the man definitely was aware of what's going on.

"The limits of debate in this country are established before the debate even begins, and everyone else is marginalized and made to seem as either a communist, a kook, some sort of disloyal person, and now it's conspiracy theorist -Something that shouldn't even be entertained for a minute that powerful people might get together and actually have a plan. DOESN"T HAPPEN. You're a kook, a conspiracy buff."

- George Carlin (RIP)

[wrestlingwes_8]

I love Carlin but my all time favorite is definitely Bill Hicks



Also, here's a great quote

Three weeks ago two of my friends and I went to a ranch in Fredericksburg, Texas, and took what Terence McKenna calls "a heroic dose." Five dried grams. Let me tell you, our third eye was squeegeed quite cleanly. Wow! And I'm glad they're against the law, 'cause you know what happened when I took 'em? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours, going "My God, I love everything." The heavens parted, God looked down and rained gifts of forgiveness onto my being, healing me on every level, psychically, physically, emotionally. And I realized our true nature is spirit, not body, that we are eternal beings, and God's love is unconditional 'n' there's nothing we can ever do to change that. It is only our illusion that we are separate from God, or that we are alone. In fact the reality is we are one with God and He loves us. Now, if that isn't a hazard to this country... Do you see my point? How are we gonna keep building nuclear weapons, you know what I mean? What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one? Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna $#@! up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down.

[NewRightLibertarian]

Carlin was great, especially toward the end of his life when he got bitter and pretty much became a down-with-everything conspiracy theorist. Smart dude.

[jay_dub]

One of my favorite Carlin pieces.

[Stupified]

Carlin was great, especially toward the end of his life when he got bitter and pretty much became a down-with-everything conspiracy theorist. Smart dude.

Yeah I prefer the old Carlin to the young Carlin. I owe a lot of my own cynicism to him.




The "It's all bull$#@! and it's bad for you" skit is my favorite from him.

[John F Kennedy III]

Yeah I prefer the old Carlin to the young Carlin. I owe a lot of my own cynicism to him.




The "It's all bull$#@! and it's bad for you" skit is my favorite from him.

My all time favorite skit. From Life Is Worth Losing:

[JebSanderson]

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Bump

[QuickZ06]

Dude I was just thinking today if i was to ever be a comedian I would most likely resemble him. Comedy is the easiest way to let people see the irony in themselves.

[John F Kennedy III]

$#@!!

[DamianTV]

... Comedy is the easiest way to let people see the irony in themselves.

+Rep! Also a safe way to push people out of Denial!