Thomas Friedman, the Mustachioed Moron who once proclaimed U.S. soldiers must shove their guns into the face of random Arabs and tell them to "suck on this," prostrates himself and metaphorically (and maybe literally) fellates Clown Prince MBS
The
Moustache of Understanding, Thomas Friedman, has written
the probably most embarrassing fanfiction ever ...
Friedman once said that U.S. soldiers must shove their guns into the face of random Arabs and tell them to
"suck on this". How things change. Friedman now went to Riyadh to suck on whatever side of his abdomen Mohammed bin Salman shoved into his mustached mouth:
We met at night at his family’s ornate adobe-walled palace in Ouja, north of Riyadh. M.B.S. spoke in English, while his brother, Prince Khalid, the new Saudi ambassador to the U.S., and several senior ministers shared different lamb dishes and spiced the conversation. After nearly four hours together, I surrendered at 1:15 a.m. to M.B.S.’s youth, pointing out that I was exactly twice his age. It’s been a long, long time, though, since any Arab leader wore me out with a fire hose of new ideas about transforming his country.
[Friedman's Innuendo Rehash: We met at night at his family’s ornate adobe-walled palace ... shared different lamb dishes and spiced the conversation. After nearly four hours together, I surrendered ... to M.B.S.’s youth ... I was exactly twice his age. It’s been a long, long time ... since any Arab ... wore me out with a fire hose] ...
Only two years exactly, or
four Friedman units, have passed
since he last fellatiated MbS like this:
I spent an evening with Mohammed bin Salman at his office, and he wore me out.
Friedman's
Love Letter to a War Criminal largely ignores the famine in Yemen caused by the U.S.-Saudi blockade ... The Saudi tyrant
promised to lift the blockade two days ago
only to keep it up and to even
tighten it since. ...
Friedman falsely claims that MbS is a "lawyer by training,..". Since when is a Bachelor degree in Islamic law - the only academic training MbS claims to have - sufficient to join a legal bar?
Friedman goes on to repeat the ridiculous claim that the tyrant's
brutal shakedown of his local competition is following some rule of law ...
Saudi Arabia is an absolute monarchy. What part of "absolute" is so difficult to understand? King Salman's decree gave his son's shakedown committee
absolute authority ...
There is no "public prosecutor" or "rule of law" involved in that mass rape. Moreover, the kings decree
immunizes MbS of any consequences. It exempts his committee "from laws, regulations, instructions, orders and decisions" ...
All is well, Friedman says, because the few people he was allowed to talk to, knew their script well:
Not a single Saudi I spoke to here over three days expressed anything other than effusive support for this anticorruption drive.
No Saudi speaks out against that drive because doing so might get him killed. Anything less than "effusive support" for the clown prince
constitutes "terrorism" ...
The law, introduced earlier this month, includes penalties of
up to 10 years in jail for insulting the king and crown prince, as well as
the death penalty for other acts of "terrorism", according to Saudi Gazette and other local news media.
Friedman. won't go to jail. He pens down whatever the Saudi ruler and his entourage tell him to - or not to write. He says as much:
Indeed, M.B.S. instructed me: "Do not write ..."
Thus, Saudi Arabia, which is funding thousands of extremist Wahhabi mosques all around the world, will now become the beacon of liberal Islam....
The whole piece is a terrible embarrassment ...
One wonders why the mustache felt the need to suck up all the crap MbS offered ... Then again - some "youth" to "surrender to" and a "fire hose" to "wore him out" for "a long, long time" might have been an enticing compensation.
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