A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're
married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own $#@!ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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