Where the hell is Danke?

[Suzanimal]

[Anti Federalist]

Completed his sex re-assignment surgery and left the country?

Plane nearly ran out of fuel after pilots forgot to bring up landing gear

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/ne...gear-low-fuel/

28 JULY 2017 • 12:31PM

Two pilots have been suspended from duty after their aircraft, carrying 99 passengers, nearly ran out of fuel because they forgot to retract the landing gear after take-off.

Air India Flight AI676 was en route to Mumbai from Kolkata on July 22 but was forced to divert to Nagpur when the crew became alarmed by the speed at which the aircraft was losing fuel thanks to the additional drag created by the extended wheels.

An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.

At this point, 90 minutes into a two-and-a-half-hour flight, the crew requested permission to divert to Nagpur as their fuel would have run out before reaching Mumbai.

[heavenlyboy34]

At least he lost a lot of flab. Seems to be feeling better about him/herself too.(what are danke's pronouns nao, @Suzanimal ?)

[phill4paul]

I was about to quit the forum until I realized that was a swimsuit. You ain't right in the head Suz.

[oyarde]

This is the look Danke uses when he infiltrates Dem Underground .

[Suzanimal]

Even though we're not friends anymore, I still wonder where he went. I was thinking maybe someone from his friends list should have his pic put on a milk carton or maybe the fine folks at Franzia would give me the hook up and throw him on a box of wine.

[Suzanimal]

I was about to quit the forum until I realized that was a swimsuit. You ain't right in the head Suz.

Ha! I didn't even notice it was a swimsuit. I thought it was a photoshop.

[Anti Federalist]

Even though we're not friends anymore, I still wonder where he went. I was thinking maybe someone from his friends list should have his pic put on a milk carton or maybe the fine folks at Franzia would give me the hook up and throw him on a box of wine.

[heavenlyboy34]

This is the look Danke uses when he infiltrates Dem Underground .

That's pretty hush-hush info. How did it get leaked to you, uncle oyarde?

[Danke]

Posting for a friend.....I hope this is all good-natured ribbing.

Offer still stands.

[Anti Federalist]

Offer still stands.

Whatever he offers, I'll add 10 percent.

[Danke]

Whatever he offers, I'll add 10 percent.

I doubt he would give the site over to someone who posts POW pictures.

[euphemia]

Ha! I didn't even notice it was a swimsuit. I thought it was a photoshop.

Me too, I thought, "I bet they have a hard time peeing." Yikes, I am such a dork.

[Danke]

We all knew your tits were small. You shouldn't have your smart phone that close to the edge.

[Brian4Liberty]

Completed his sex re-assignment surgery and left the country?

Plane nearly ran out of fuel after pilots forgot to bring up landing gear

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/ne...gear-low-fuel/

28 JULY 2017 • 12:31PM

Two pilots have been suspended from duty after their aircraft, carrying 99 passengers, nearly ran out of fuel because they forgot to retract the landing gear after take-off.

Air India Flight AI676 was en route to Mumbai from Kolkata on July 22 but was forced to divert to Nagpur when the crew became alarmed by the speed at which the aircraft was losing fuel thanks to the additional drag created by the extended wheels.

An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.

At this point, 90 minutes into a two-and-a-half-hour flight, the crew requested permission to divert to Nagpur as their fuel would have run out before reaching Mumbai.

The best and brightest pilots in the world.

[Danke]

The best and brightest pilots in the world.

The Air Force experimented with an all female crew in the cockpit. But they couldn't figure out how that would work. They can no longer call it a cockpit. So I thought about changing the name to A box office. The biggest problem was when one goes they all go, leaving the flight deck empty.

[oyarde]

Danke has not told us how he escaped .

[phill4paul]

Where you at Danke where you at
Over here in the rear with your girl the fourties of beer
Where you at Danke where you at
Over there with the bad attitude 'cause I just don't care

[Anti Federalist]

Where you at Danke where you at
Over here in the rear with your girl the fourties of beer
Where you at Danke where you at
Over there with the bad attitude 'cause I just don't care

Danke was gone, now he's returned,

Without a word of where he had gone,

He left us all hanging, wondering and worryin'

Who would have guessed that was his plan all along?

Where O where are you tonight?

Why did you leave us here all alone?

We searched the world over and thought we found true love!

You met another and TPHHHHHHHPT you were gone!

[Danke]

Where you at Danke where you at
Over here in the rear with your girl the fourties of beer
Where you at Danke where you at
Over there with the bad attitude 'cause I just don't care

Danke was gone, now he's returned,

Without a word of where he had gone,

He left us all hanging, wondering and worryin'

Who would have guessed that was his plan all along?

Where O where are you tonight?

Why did you leave us here all alone?

We searched the world over and thought we found true love!

You met another and TPHHHHHHHPT you were gone!

please, no more singing and no hugs from you guys. Jeez.

[Anti Federalist]

please, no more singing and no hugs from you guys. Jeez.

[heavenlyboy34]

please, no more singing and no hugs from you guys. Jeez.

~hugs~
My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
My girl, my girl, where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
Her husband, was a hard working man
Just about a mile from here
His head was found in a driving wheel
But his body never was found

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
My girl, my girl, where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
My girl, my girl, where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
My girl, my girl, don't lie to me
Tell me where did you sleep last night
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through