Muh Roads: The Musical

[oyarde]

That's a great idea. When I lived in town, there was a grocery store that planted pear trees around their parking lot. I talked to the manager and he said I could have as many as I wanted. I would only shop at that store. The pear trees were a genius way to lure customers and hobos but still...

Pears make great wine . Everybody likes them . I even saw a coyote eating Pears under one of my trees once.

[oyarde]

Yeah, but the fruit trees tend to draw critters - I don't mean the hobos, either. I saw more than a few big ass rats hanging around them and there were a ton of bees in the summer. Plus, you have the clean up. Ornamentals drop flowers and can look messy but rotten fruit is disgusting.

You just have to go with the flow , a real barbarian like Danke could take 2 or 3 rats and make a hat out of it .

[The Rebel Poet]

You just have to go with the flow , a real barbarian like Danke could take 2 or 3 rats and make a hat out of it .

Let's stay on topic people. I didn't mind mocking our road-loving heckler a bit, but this is too far.

So it seems Muh Roads: The Musical is going to be partly a parody of The Wizard of Oz. How about Dorothy is trying to find a road home, so she has to find the legislature of Oz to petition for an appropriations bill for infrastructure projects.

Say might this trigger @TheTexan? I'd hate to have two road-loving hecklers.

[TheTexan]

I just hope this musical portrays roads in the respectful manner that they deserve

[Dr.3D]

Now you're being sensible. I just want our heckler to feel safe. She may be trans herself. Based on her neg rep and one-star, she may identify as a road.

Would that be a trans road or regular road?

[The Rebel Poet]

I just hope this musical portrays roads in the respectful manner that they deserve

I'm afraid not. We've already offended one member of rpf who I believe considers herself trans-road. #allroadsmatter

[Dr.3D]

I'm afraid not. We've already offended one member of rpf who I believe considers herself trans-road. #allroadsmatter

Who knows? She could be one of the first trans-road scholars.

[Dark_Horse_Rider]

" Going down muh roads, feeling bad "

The Dead already got it covered

[The Rebel Poet]

Would that be a trans road or regular road?

Stop this viaphobic hate speech. LGBTR people have feelings.

[TheTexan]

Who knows? She could be one of the first trans-road scholars.

The Roads Scholar program is very respectable. I don't think they give scholarships to trannies.

[Dr.3D]

Stop this viaphobic hate speech. LGBTR people have feelings.

But imagine all the extra storm sewers that would be needed if there were trans-roads.

Your musical could have an extra little thing like, "Follow the rainbow brick road."

[The Rebel Poet]

But imagine all the extra storm sewers that would be needed if there were trans-roads.

Your musical could have an extra little thing like, "Follow the rainbow brick road."

Then there would be a massive jobs program. Win-win. Besides, if a prominent member of rpf identifies as a via-American, it's none of your business, so let's get back to the musical.

[The Rebel Poet]

There will be a wicked witch of the West (D), and a wicked witch of the East (R). There are no good witches, only public servants who are here to help. The tin man is a government road worker who has no brain, and can't move on account of an oil subsidy cutback. And there is a lion with a beautiful orange mane who promises to drain the poppy fields.

[Suzanimal]

But imagine all the extra storm sewers that would be needed if there were trans-roads.

Your musical could have an extra little thing like, "Follow the rainbow brick road."

They painted the crosswalks in Midtown Atlanta rainbow for the Gay Pride parade. It was festive but not regulation and they had to be switched back. We want to stay in compliance.

[heavenlyboy34]

This sounds like a fun idea. I'm a composer/arranger and I'll help out if y'all need a collaborator when I have time.

[The Rebel Poet]

Wtf does this even mean?

I am The Rebel Poet.

[The Rebel Poet]

This sounds like a fun idea. I'm a composer/arranger and I'll help out if y'all need a collaborator when I have time.

I must spread some rep.

[The Rebel Poet]

Oh, and roads are the rainbow excretions of flying monkeys.

Now let's write some musical numbers and flesh out the plot.

[William Tell]

I must spread some rep.

So hard....

[Suzanimal]

Oh, and roads are the rainbow excretions of flying monkeys.

Now let's write some musical numbers and flesh out the plot.

I'm thinking the scarecrow will get arrested for DUI with all the staggering around he does.

[The Rebel Poet]

I'm thinking the scarecrow will get arrested for DUI with all the staggering around he does.

Since the scarecrow hasn't got a brain but does an awful lot of talking, he should be a voter. and a teacher or newscaster..

[Suzanimal]

Since the scarecrow hasn't got a brain but does an awful lot of talking, he should be a voter. and a teacher or newscaster..

Yeah, but he's on MUH ROAD staggering around. Clearly, he's drunk, on drugs, or both and should be arrested. The cops (flying monkeys) should pull all his stuffing out on the side of the road to make sure he isn't packing a weapon - like a rusty nail from that post he was nailed to and seize his cornfield (yeah, right..."corn") via asset forfeiture. That's a nice chunk of land. The city could put a roundabout there and maybe a few cameras. That's how ya make roads great.

[The Rebel Poet]

Yeah, but he's on MUH ROAD staggering around. Clearly, he's drunk, on drugs, or both and should be arrested. The cops (flying monkeys) should pull all his stuffing out on the side of the road to make sure he isn't packing a weapon - like a rusty nail from that post he was nailed to and seize his cornfield (yeah, right..."corn") via asset forfeiture. That's a nice chunk of land. The city could put a roundabout there and maybe a few cameras. That's how ya make roads great.

Excellent. This will be the subject of the song "Eminent Domain."

[Carlybee]

Movie poster

[The Rebel Poet]

Movie poster

Potholes are the price we pave to live in a civilized society.

[Suzanimal]

No respect for muh roads!



Nice job...



dumb $#@!s.

[The Rebel Poet]

No respect for muh roads!



Nice job...



dumb $#@!s.

The Texan and angelatc will not be pleased.

[Carlybee]

Potholes are the price we pave to live in a civilized society.

Yes, we are all asphalt for the conditions we endure.

[The Rebel Poet]

Don't let this thread die people. America deserves Muh Roads. Maybe @GunnyFreedom or @ChristianAnarchist would participate. Trigger warning guys, we've already severely offended one road-loving forum member and The Texan. If you love roads return to your safe space; I'd hate to be paving a Triggly Road.

[Suzanimal]

We're gonna need a song about Mile Marker 420 and hitchhikers...