13-Year-Old Stops Kidnapper With Slingshot

[CCTelander]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r6c92hOQM-Y


When slingshots are outlawed only outlaws will have slingshots?

And they said that Dennis the Menace and Bart Simpson were bad influences on the younger generations.

[TheTexan]

What was he doing with a slingshot? Did he have a license for that?

[jmdrake]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r6c92hOQM-Y


When slingshots are outlawed only outlaws will have slingshots?

And they said that Dennis the Menace and Bart Simpson were bad influences on the younger generations.

Way cool! Time for an upgrade. And @TheTexan he can make a license with photoshop.





I need to get practicing.

[unknown]

Arrest him.

[Anti Globalist]

How embarrassing for a criminal to be stopped by a slingshot.

[jmdrake]

How embarrassing for a criminal to be stopped by a slingshot.

Literal David vs Goliath.

[devil21]

Literal David vs Goliath.

Gee, so true. News story clip must be true and not allegory, also. I'm certain she was hunting for mushrooms. It's not like she was hunting those manna mushrooms that the morning dew brought to the Israelites, children of David. Totally unrelated.

[jmdrake]

Gee, so true. News story clip must be true and not allegory, also. I'm certain she was hunting for mushrooms. It's not like she was hunting those manna mushrooms that the morning dew brought to the Israelites, children of David. Totally unrelated.

[devil21]

Perhaps read some bible again.

Or don't. Whatevs.

[jmdrake]

Perhaps read some bible again.

Or don't. Whatevs.

I'm not even sure what your point is. Nothing I said was unbiblical. But...whatever.

Edit: And I would bet a bitcoin I know the Bible better than you.

[devil21]

I'm not even sure what your point is. Nothing I said was unbiblical. But...whatever.

Edit: And I would bet a bitcoin I know the Bible better than you.

Ok, whatever you say. "Picking mushrooms" lol. Slingshot lol. "13" lol. https://www.biblestudy.org/bibleref/...-bible/13.html

[jmdrake]

Ok, whatever you say. "Picking mushrooms" lol. Slingshot lol. "13" lol. https://www.biblestudy.org/bibleref/...-bible/13.html

So....your argument is that it's a made up story because nobody picks mushrooms (I do) and nobody is ever 13 years of age? Ummm....okay.

[devil21]

So....your argument is that it's a made up story because nobody picks mushrooms (I do) and nobody is ever 13 years of age? Ummm....okay.

Sold to you. But did you know that mushrooms were the "manna" given to Israelites while wandering the desert?

[GlennwaldSnowdenAssanged]

So....your argument is that it's a made up story because nobody picks mushrooms (I do) and nobody is ever 13 years of age? Ummm....okay.

Not wanting to derail this thread but I am interested in picking mushrooms. There is a lot of hype about safe mushrooms and I know nothing about identifying any mushrooms. I would appreciate a simple way to be able to at least identify and pick some safe mushrooms. Maybe consider starting a mushroom thread. Thanks.

[jmdrake]

Sold to you. But did you know that mushrooms were the "manna" given to Israelites while wandering the desert?

That's your interpretation. I've heard the lichen explanation and lichen are not mushrooms. They are fungi and algae growing together. But...okay. If your point is there are more analogies that can be drawn than just the slingshot, fine.

Not wanting to derail this thread but I am interested in picking mushrooms. There is a lot of hype about safe mushrooms and I know nothing about identifying any mushrooms. I would appreciate a simple way to be able to at least identify and pick some safe mushrooms. Maybe consider starting a mushroom thread. Thanks.

As a child I learned to identify two edible mushrooms that grow in the southeast, puffball and inky caps. To this days those are the only wild mushrooms I'll mess with. (I haven't seen an inky cap in years but I usually find a puffball somewhere.) Puffballs look like loaves of bread. A young amanita (VERY poisonous) looks like a puffball but upside down and when you cut it open it's hollow with a toadstool like mushroom in the middle. When a puffball gets old, if you step on it then it will release a "puff" of spores. Inky caps are small, grow in bunches, have gray stems and black gills underneath the gray caps.

Inky cap


Puffball


The cardinal rule of wild mushrooms is, if you don't know what it is don't eat it.

Aminita

[devil21]

^^^^^^^^^^@jmdrake
Perhaps you don't remember the short but media blitzed story of DJT's "mushroom penis". 'Twas an inside joke.

[jmdrake]

^^^^^^^^^^@jmdrake
Perhaps you don't remember the short but media blitzed story of DJT's "mushroom penis". 'Twas an inside joke.

No I don't remember that. So I had to google it. Part of Stormy Daniel's 15 minutes of fame. She's such a bimbo.

[devil21]

]17 The Israelites did as they were told; some gathered much, some little. 18 And when they measured it by the omer, the one who gathered much did not have too much, and the one who gathered little did not have too little. Everyone had gathered just as much as they needed.

19 Then Moses said to them, “No one is to keep any of it until morning.”

20 However, some of them paid no attention to Moses; they kept part of it until morning, but it was full of maggots and began to smell. So Moses was angry with them.

Perhaps some comparisons to a cbdc and communism can be drawn.