Vermin Supreme: a candidate evaluation thread
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Originally Posted by TheTexan
YES!!!1!1!11Have at it, y'all!
Wasn't Vermin the one calling for pot for every chickenhawk?
Or was that a chickenhawk in every pot?
I rejected his pony offer... but liked
the glitter.
The guy is fun, not sure if serious.
No, I'm pretty sure he is not serious,
but he gets in some good points/jabs!
A true protest vote.
Candidate Name: Mr. Vermin Supreme
Office Sought: President of America
Current Office: N/a
Website: ??
Social Media:
YouTube
Candidate Profile: On the Issues
Civil Liberties: In favor of forced toothbrushing laws
Constitutional Issues: ??
Economic Issues: ??
Foreign Policy: ??
Social Issues: Free ponies for everyone
Overall Issues Rating: ??
Race Profile: Competition & Demographics
State: Maryland
District: N/A
Incumbent: Obama
Other Primary Candidates:
Non-Incumbent Candidates from Other Parties: Next President of the United States Donald Trump (R-NY)
Cook PVI: ??
Relevant poll numbers:
Overall Race Profile Rating:
Miscellaneous Pros/Cons
Key strong points:
Unknown points for further research: What's his foreign policy??
Possible weak points:
Possible deal breakers: Will he deliver on his promises??
Overall Rating:
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
He is 100% serious. He is a tyrant we can trust.
He cant be too serious if hes running under the Libertarian Party
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
I WANT MY PONY! (to make sausage)
"I am a bird"
Come on guys, everyone who follows Vermin on Facebook knows she identifies as female.
There are no crimes against people.
There are only crimes against the state.
And the state will never, ever choose to hold accountable its agents, because a thing can not commit a crime against itself.
Well now he's got my vote, as long as I also get to try on his boot.
You'd probably smell like pony for a week tho.
<I am not entirely sure where pony-smell fits into ponynomics>
"I am a bird"
Would ponies have rights under a Vermin Administration?
No, because else they will take over, IIRC VS was very clear on that. Correct me if I'm wrong.
(you can marry your pony though)
"I am a bird"
This should be a + on social issues.
Great idea, I'll start a pony-smell fragrance line.
I now have an economic interest in Vermin's success as a candidate.
That would probably be a concern for the pony poop harvesters-as they will be the ones collecting the poop to transform it into cheap energy. Pony poop industry ftw!
I think his birth certificate should be checked.
For some reason, every time I think aboot his headgear I get the impression someone is Canadian...
I see no one commenting on the brilliance of the Zombie Powered Future plank of his platform.
I forgot about that. VS will legalize my zombies, which I'm currently illegally keeping in a hole in the ground. I will be able to make money when they run in the giant hamster wheel I'm building. Because guess what, I'm not building a pizza oven after all, it's a giant hamster wheel for zombiepower.That would probably be a concern for the pony poop harvesters-as they will be the ones collecting the poop to transform it into cheap energy. Pony poop industry ftw!
"I am a bird"
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Learnin' with Vermin
I thought zombies were powered by brains.
Don't know how to break this to you, but we have a real shortage of brains in this country lately.
What if the zombies are Trump supporters? With this recent trend we will have free energy for decades!
The most important element of a free society, where individual rights are held in the highest esteem, is the rejection of the initiation of violence.
RON PAUL
According to VS, the brains will be dangled before the zombies, thus causing them to power the giant hamster wheels. It may be necessary to import brains, though...
Zombies get great mileage...a little bit of brain goes a long way.
But HB may have a point, we may have to import brains.
But that is what we should be importing...raw materials to use to power skilled labor to make a high quality, value added, end product.
Cheap, clean, unlimited zombie power.
Isn't that what the new psych drugz are for?
Insta-zombies..
Top 10 Libertarian Beards (Bearditarians) of 2016
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1. Vermin Supreme
Vermin Supreme
How can you have a list of notable Libertarian beards and not mention the glitter-bombing, pony-gifting rubber boot-hat wearing man himself? Well, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to say that, even though you might be a little cray-cray, Vermin, we appreciate your originality. You, sir, know how to liberty.
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Vermin Supreme changed his party affiliation (again). He's a Republican now.
He's going to have to switch to an orange boot.
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