Would you attend a brainwashing camp voluntarily?

[timosman]

A partial list of benefits include:

1. Increased empathy.
2. Better alignment with mainstream values.
3. Decreased anxiety.
4. $100 Amazon gift card.

[oyarde]

Nah , I'll pass . I do not use amazon, I don't want any more empathy and I do not suffer from anxiety . My alignment is as good as it gets , others values hold no interest for me . That's why we use mine here .

[tebowlives]

How long is the presentation?

[Col6912]

Yes! I toyally wanna do this. It sounds really interesting! Where do I sign up?

[Stratovarious]

A partial list of benefits include:

1. Increased empathy.
2. Better alignment with mainstream values.
3. Decreased anxiety.
4. $100 Amazon gift card.

Can I get a $200 dollar beer card and forego all those other perks>>>>

[Stratovarious]

How long is the presentation?

After the lobotomy, its really only about 15 minutes, they show you some flash cards
and give you a bag of pretzels.

[r3volution 3.0]

I like pretzels...

Will the post-lobotomy creature formerly known as me be required to vote a certain way?

That is one thing that I can and will not tolerate: wasting my 1/320,000,000th share of the sacred democratic power.

Only an idiot would waste his chance to have no effect on the outcome of the election between the indistinguishable swine of the two parties.