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Perhaps Texican can make assless chaps to TheTexas what the green jacket is to The Masters.
Originally Posted by sparebulb
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
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Pfizer Macht Frei!
Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.
Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!
Short Income Tax Video
The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
Pfizer Macht Frei!
Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.
Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!
Short Income Tax Video
The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
Texas...what the actual $#@!???
Stunned woman captures viral moments of garden spider killing, sucking blood of bat outside home
https://www.fox29.com/news/stunned-w...t-outside-home
By Amy Lieu Published August 9, 2019
POTEET, Texas - A stunned Texas woman captured moments of a garden spider about the size of her palm killing and sucking the blood of a bat that was trapped in its web on Wednesday.
Annette Alaniz Guajardo, of Poteet, Texas, never anticipated for her photos to go viral.
She said she “freaked out” when she saw the spider and bat just before work on Wednesday morning.
“I was just pulling out and I said, ‘no way, what the...?’” she recalled. “So I got down off my Jeep and I started taking pictures.”
“I went back inside and said ‘come here, you need to see this!’” Guajardo told her husband.
Her husband “freaked out too,” then told her to just leave it alone and “let nature take its course.”
The spider mounted on the bat’s back and it looked like it was sucking its blood, she said.
When Guajardo got back from work Wednesday afternoon, the bat looked dry, “like a prune,” and “it was dead.“
Then, when she got back from work on Thursday afternoon, the bat wasn’t there anymore, but the garden spider, which she also calls a “banana spider,” was still there.
Guajardo said she’s never seen a bat at her house before and never witnessed anything like that.
“I don’t know where that bat came from, or where it was heading,” she said. “Because I know the night before in San Antonio, I know the bats fly under the bridge... so maybe it got lost.”
She said she doesn’t know whether the spider is a male or female, but determined that it’s her “Spider-Woman.”
“It’s not my Spider-Man, it’s my ”Spider-Woman,“ Guajardo said.
When asked if she planned to name the spider, she chuckled and said she “wanted to.”
“I am going to name her Zoe,” she said.
But if it turns out to be a male, “I’m going to name him Peter.”
“Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.” - Arnold Toynbee
San Antonio has all kinds of foul creatures. They come up from MexicoTexas...what the actual $#@!???
Stunned woman captures viral moments of garden spider killing, sucking blood of bat outside home
https://www.fox29.com/news/stunned-w...t-outside-home
By Amy Lieu Published August 9, 2019
POTEET, Texas - A stunned Texas woman captured moments of a garden spider about the size of her palm killing and sucking the blood of a bat that was trapped in its web on Wednesday.
Annette Alaniz Guajardo, of Poteet, Texas, never anticipated for her photos to go viral.
She said she “freaked out” when she saw the spider and bat just before work on Wednesday morning.
“I was just pulling out and I said, ‘no way, what the...?’” she recalled. “So I got down off my Jeep and I started taking pictures.”
“I went back inside and said ‘come here, you need to see this!’” Guajardo told her husband.
Her husband “freaked out too,” then told her to just leave it alone and “let nature take its course.”
The spider mounted on the bat’s back and it looked like it was sucking its blood, she said.
When Guajardo got back from work Wednesday afternoon, the bat looked dry, “like a prune,” and “it was dead.“
Then, when she got back from work on Thursday afternoon, the bat wasn’t there anymore, but the garden spider, which she also calls a “banana spider,” was still there.
Guajardo said she’s never seen a bat at her house before and never witnessed anything like that.
“I don’t know where that bat came from, or where it was heading,” she said. “Because I know the night before in San Antonio, I know the bats fly under the bridge... so maybe it got lost.”
She said she doesn’t know whether the spider is a male or female, but determined that it’s her “Spider-Woman.”
“It’s not my Spider-Man, it’s my ”Spider-Woman,“ Guajardo said.
When asked if she planned to name the spider, she chuckled and said she “wanted to.”
“I am going to name her Zoe,” she said.
But if it turns out to be a male, “I’m going to name him Peter.”
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
And from California.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein
Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler
Groucho Marx
I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.
Linus, from the Peanuts comic
You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith
Alexis de Torqueville
Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it
A Zero Hedge comment
Last edited by Occam's Banana; 02-22-2022 at 10:30 PM. Reason: replaced tweet with image
The Bastiat Collection · FREE PDF · FREE EPUB · PAPER Frédéric Bastiat (1801-1850)
- "When law and morality are in contradiction to each other, the citizen finds himself in the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense, or of losing his respect for the law."
-- The Law (p. 54)- "Government is that great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
-- Government (p. 99)- "[W]ar is always begun in the interest of the few, and at the expense of the many."
-- Economic Sophisms - Second Series (p. 312)- "There are two principles that can never be reconciled - Liberty and Constraint."
-- Harmonies of Political Economy - Book One (p. 447)· tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito ·
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
Michael Malice has moved from NYC to Austin.
He's ATexan now. I predict many exploding heads to come:
https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/st...62700484235265
https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/st...42885224095745
Last edited by Occam's Banana; 02-22-2022 at 10:32 PM. Reason: replaced tweets with images
The Bastiat Collection · FREE PDF · FREE EPUB · PAPER
- "When law and morality are in contradiction to each other, the citizen finds himself in the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense, or of losing his respect for the law."
-- The Law (p. 54)- "Government is that great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
-- Government (p. 99)- "[W]ar is always begun in the interest of the few, and at the expense of the many."
-- Economic Sophisms - Second Series (p. 312)- "There are two principles that can never be reconciled - Liberty and Constraint."
-- Harmonies of Political Economy - Book One (p. 447)· tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito ·
A small victory for Texas
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
… and in your defense, I would offer this for you to use as you see fit…A small victory for Texas
Metric system?? $#@!ing communist get the $#@! out my state
Don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
Last edited by Occam's Banana; 02-22-2022 at 10:33 PM. Reason: replaced tweet with image
God-damn right
Trigger safety is for pussies
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
That makes the pic even better.Trigger safety is for pussies(I was wondering if anyone would even notice.)
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheTexan again.
Last edited by Occam's Banana; 02-22-2022 at 10:34 PM. Reason: replaced tweet with image
Damn I must have missed that one on ASP, but John has so many videos on his channel now that I don't feel like looking for it.
This is getting silly.T.S. Eliot's The Hollow Men
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato
We Are Running Out of Time - Mini Me
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein
Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler
Groucho Marx
I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.
Linus, from the Peanuts comic
You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith
Alexis de Torqueville
Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it
A Zero Hedge comment
Honest mistake, I thought this one was my wife's shoes because her luggage is usually the only one over the 50lb weight limit
- Kim KardashianIt's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!
My pronouns are he/him/his
Everything is bigger in Texas.
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