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    It Snowed, So I Made A Snowman...

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    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman, too.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man…woman...person...asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The Muslim across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

    8:40 - The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from the ABC station shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - Now I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters And Muslim ‘immigrants’, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.

    Moral? There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today...and it is only getting worse and worse.

    ---

    Sounds about right. So many groups think they have authority to tell others how to express themselves, and fail to realize they will only end up in censoring themselves whence the tides shift again. They will have all but thrown their rights away in an extreme effort to silence the opinions of those they do not agree with.
    1776 > 1984

    The FAILURE of the United States Government to operate and maintain an
    Honest Money System , which frees the ordinary man from the clutches of the money manipulators, is the single largest contributing factor to the World's current Economic Crisis.

    The Elimination of Privacy is the Architecture of Genocide

    Belief, Money, and Violence are the three ways all people are controlled

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippyjuan View Post
    Our central bank is not privately owned.



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    Did the Mexicans do anything?
    "It's probably the biggest hoax since Big Foot!" - Mitt Romney 1-16-2012 SC Debate

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    The feminist complained thrice. She wins worst place.
    "It's probably the biggest hoax since Big Foot!" - Mitt Romney 1-16-2012 SC Debate

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    Snow is white supremacy.

    Get back inside.

    Oh, and almost forgot: ban "White Christmas" as well.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

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    Wait until the Broncos fan sees it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    We believe our lying eyes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tfurrh View Post
    Did the Mexicans do anything?
    "8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white."
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

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    It just so happens that snow is wh... never mind.

    Don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows



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    Did you acquire the applicable permits from the city prior to erecting alleged snow person?

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    Canada: Two Men Fired After Using the Word ‘Eskimo’ in a Private Conversation

    I didnt know saying "Eskimo" was now considered "racist". Didnt the word itself come from the language of the Inuit people? Um, whats the proper phrase? Wait, what the $#@! is wrong with me? Getting all "how do I not offend someone by...". Yeah, $#@! that. Eskimo. Inuit. Indian. Sure they may not be the most accurate descriptors but for $#@!s sake how many syllables does a person even need to say "white"? How about we say $#@! it. Youre an Eskimo, youre Black, Im white(ish), youre a ***, youre a $#@!ing treasonous traitor, you're a patriot. Why dont we just start calling ourselves Native European Americans while we are at it? And $#@! anyone who says I dont have the right to say what I am gonna say because they are offended. If they really cared that much, wouldnt they want to lead by example? By saying $#@! it, I am merely following their lead and acting just like they do. I can not help it if they learned to hate themselves due to the obscene levels of propaganda and intersectionalism which plays right into the leftist paradigm of "Victim Mentality". Choose your own labels. Ignore incorrect labels. Cast out the real hate mongers. We dont need govt to get along with other decent well mannered people.

    Merry mother $#@!ing Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
    1776 > 1984

    The FAILURE of the United States Government to operate and maintain an
    Honest Money System , which frees the ordinary man from the clutches of the money manipulators, is the single largest contributing factor to the World's current Economic Crisis.

    The Elimination of Privacy is the Architecture of Genocide

    Belief, Money, and Violence are the three ways all people are controlled

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippyjuan View Post
    Our central bank is not privately owned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamianTV View Post
    Canada: Two Men Fired After Using the Word ‘Eskimo’ in a Private Conversation

    I didnt know saying "Eskimo" was now considered "racist". Didnt the word itself come from the language of the Inuit people? Um, whats the proper phrase? Wait, what the $#@! is wrong with me? Getting all "how do I not offend someone by...". Yeah, $#@! that. Eskimo. Inuit. Indian. Sure they may not be the most accurate descriptors but for $#@!s sake how many syllables does a person even need to say "white"? How about we say $#@! it. Youre an Eskimo, youre Black, Im white(ish), youre a ***, youre a $#@!ing treasonous traitor, you're a patriot. Why dont we just start calling ourselves Native European Americans while we are at it? And $#@! anyone who says I dont have the right to say what I am gonna say because they are offended. If they really cared that much, wouldnt they want to lead by example? By saying $#@! it, I am merely following their lead and acting just like they do. I can not help it if they learned to hate themselves due to the obscene levels of propaganda and intersectionalism which plays right into the leftist paradigm of "Victim Mentality". Choose your own labels. Ignore incorrect labels. Cast out the real hate mongers. We dont need govt to get along with other decent well mannered people.

    Merry mother $#@!ing Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
    youre a $#@!ing treasonous traitor
    Be careful.
    I got my infraction for that one. (only I was more polite than that)
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Be careful.
    I got my infraction for that one. (only I was more polite than that)
    Were you using it as an example of rude and divisive $#@!ry, as he was? Or did you actually launch it at somebody for merely disagreeing with you?

    Playing the victim card like a prog works better when you don't brag about violating the NAP at the same time.
    Last edited by acptulsa; 12-17-2019 at 08:53 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    We believe our lying eyes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    Snow is white supremacy.

    Get back inside.

    Oh, and almost forgot: ban "White Christmas" as well.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    Snow is white supremacy.

    Get back inside.

    Oh, and almost forgot: ban "White Christmas" as well.
    Good thing @DamianTV didn't sing a duet of "Baby it's Cold Outside"
    The wisdom of Swordy:

    On bringing the troops home
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    They are coming home, all the naysayers said they would never leave Syria and then they said they were going to stay in Iraq forever.

    It won't take very long to get them home but it won't be overnight either but Iraq says they can't stay and they are coming home just like Trump said.

    On fighting corruption:
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Trump had to donate the "right way" and hang out with the "right people" in order to do business in NYC and Hollyweird and in order to investigate and expose them.
    Fascism Defined

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamianTV View Post
    Canada: Two Men Fired After Using the Word ‘Eskimo’ in a Private Conversation

    I didnt know saying "Eskimo" was now considered "racist". Didnt the word itself come from the language of the Inuit people? Um, whats the proper phrase? Wait, what the $#@! is wrong with me? Getting all "how do I not offend someone by...". Yeah, $#@! that. Eskimo. Inuit. Indian. Sure they may not be the most accurate descriptors but for $#@!s sake how many syllables does a person even need to say "white"? How about we say $#@! it. Youre an Eskimo, youre Black, Im white(ish), youre a ***, youre a $#@!ing treasonous traitor, you're a patriot. Why dont we just start calling ourselves Native European Americans while we are at it? And $#@! anyone who says I dont have the right to say what I am gonna say because they are offended. If they really cared that much, wouldnt they want to lead by example? By saying $#@! it, I am merely following their lead and acting just like they do. I can not help it if they learned to hate themselves due to the obscene levels of propaganda and intersectionalism which plays right into the leftist paradigm of "Victim Mentality". Choose your own labels. Ignore incorrect labels. Cast out the real hate mongers. We dont need govt to get along with other decent well mannered people.

    Merry mother $#@!ing Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
    Good thing they weren't listening to Nat King Cole's Christmas Song with people keeping warm by culturally appropriating Eskimo clothes.
    The wisdom of Swordy:

    On bringing the troops home
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    They are coming home, all the naysayers said they would never leave Syria and then they said they were going to stay in Iraq forever.

    It won't take very long to get them home but it won't be overnight either but Iraq says they can't stay and they are coming home just like Trump said.

    On fighting corruption:
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Trump had to donate the "right way" and hang out with the "right people" in order to do business in NYC and Hollyweird and in order to investigate and expose them.
    Fascism Defined



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    Take some black dye and dye your snowman. Get arrested for a hate crime. Blackface snowman.

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    Did you have a license to erect a temporary structure in your yard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post
    Good thing @DamianTV didn't sing a duet of "Baby it's Cold Outside"
    Ha ha ha, only if its off-key and in a Cartman voice...
    1776 > 1984

    The FAILURE of the United States Government to operate and maintain an
    Honest Money System , which frees the ordinary man from the clutches of the money manipulators, is the single largest contributing factor to the World's current Economic Crisis.

    The Elimination of Privacy is the Architecture of Genocide

    Belief, Money, and Violence are the three ways all people are controlled

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippyjuan View Post
    Our central bank is not privately owned.



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