I'll start it off and anyone can add on with each person adding a paragraph.

The Declaration of Re-Independence

The Unanimous Re-Declaration of the People of the United States of America

When, in the course of present events, it becomes necessary for citizens of this nation to
to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with one political party or another,
and to assume among the politcal powers of this nation, the separate and equal station to which
the laws of natue, and nature's God entitles them, a decent respect to the opinions of its citizens
requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to this re-declaration.