The myth of Noah's Ark

[Anti Federalist]

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Preceding the Tanach (a.k.a. Old Testament) were the Sumerian clay tablets, in which humans were made from clay, and it also includes a flood...
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Ninmah and Enki continued to make humans from clay: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr112.htm

Enki continued to create the world with everything on it (so after creating humans from clay as opposed to the Tenach).
And finally placed in charge of them the hero, the king of the countryside, the great lion of the high plain – Cakkan: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr113.htm

After An, Enlil, Enki and Ninhursaja had created black-headed people, they also made animals multiply everywhere, and herds of four-legged animals on the plains.
Then came the flood, in which King Zi-ud-sura saved the animals, and An and Enlil treated Zi-ud-sura kindly and even granted him life like a god: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section1/tr174.htm

Enlil is the “evil” God, who commissioned the creation of the human race, so he would have slaves.
Then Enki created human beings from clay and the blood of the slain god Kingu.

One day Enlil decides that he’s fed up with “creation” so decides to flood earth to exterminate all beings.
Enki doesn’t agree, so he warns the hero Atra-hasis (or Utnapishtim) to build an Ark and fill it with animals. With his wife he preserved life on earth; after the waters receded, he released the animals to repopulate the planet: http://www.annunaki.org/enki-enlil/

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[ClaytonB]

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Aka: "How to create fundamentalists."

1) You tell a blatant, bald-faced lie to children using the hijacked authority of the pulpit.

2) Later on, they experience a life-crisis and turn to the Word of God to receive affirmation of some lie/half-truth you told them

3) To their shock and horror, they discover that, not only does the text not say what you told them it says, it actually says the precise opposite

4) Cue camel's hair shirts and wild locusts for dinner[*]... a fundamentalist believer in Jesus has just been born...

You reap what you sow! (Galatians 6:7,8)

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[*] -- Matthew 3:4