I don't wish such a thing on either Pelosi and the act was despicable at best - this coming from someone who'd volunteer for Nancy's firing squad, were she to be so deservedly convicted of treason. But my sympathy is bobbed short due to the Democrat policies that made this event far more likely than it would have otherwise been, specifically the sanctuary city policies that gave the lunatic assailant safe haven when he should have been sent back to Canada, preferably via rocket... in a shoebox.
Notice how the assailant has NOT been charged with mere misdemeanors, as he would have been had be stoved in Danke's skull, already out on his OR. Nosir, he is facing what is likely a life sentence as pass-around girl at Folsom. It will be interesting, now that one of their own has taken it in the skull, whether they amend the policies. My money says they will not - at least not in a general way; but I would not be surprised to find Democrats making exceptions for "important" people... like Pelosis. I'd not even be surprised to see the Democrats to extend such protections only to Democrat important people, the rationale revolving around a principle similar to that of, say, affirmative action, claiming Democrats are victims (most likely of eville™ conservatives) and that non-Democrats aren't. This is the brand of reasoning in which they so predictably engage.
ETA: Stupid me... took this long to twig - I am slipping.
Consider the oh-so-convenient timing of this. Democrats are looking to suck ditchwater in the midterms, and suddenly Pelosi's good for less than nothing husband gets his head stoved? Possibly organic, but with people like this, one must always be circumspect. It also occurred to me that thus far I've seen no actual surgeon make a public statement. Don't these trolls usually roll out these sorts of resources for maximal PR value? Why not this time?
And then there's the question of security. Are we to believe that Pelosis just roll up to their SF cottage, buck naked so that any jackass off the street is able to simply walk up to the back door and smash a window for access?
What about the dueling hammers thing? Dufuque? Are we to believe that the alleged assailant broke in with a hammer and Paulie just happened to have a hammer of his own handy? Or did the alleged assailant break the glass by other means and happen to find a hammer laying about, Paulie also happening to have another one handy? Do the Pelosis seem the sorts to have hammers laying randomly about their very costly residences? Do they seem the types to even own hammers of their own? After all, the sorts of tasks for which hammers are typically used are those done by people who are bleeyack or Mexican; IOW, dregs who enter from the back door, if they are even allowed to come in at all. I'd be surprised if Paulie could even identify a hammer in a lineup of basic tools. Bet he'd ID a dildo, though.
Seriously, this is beginning to take on the characteristics of a typical lefty bull$#@! story, a la Jussie Smollet/Tawana Brawley. Perhaps we could call these "Jussie Brawleys".
Am I to believe that two of the most blatantly hypocritical/corrupt sphincters on the planet did not have even a single firearm handy, especially in the apparent and utter absence of any security? Right.
Oh, and what about the bit about cops showing up as the assault was still in progress? Such an attack will take seconds, at most a minute and I verily doubt it would have been that long. I remember that po' braak woman somewhere north of Hell's Kitchen ca. 1982, screaming for her life, neighbors calling 911. By the time NYPD showed up, she'd been dead THREE DAYS. But we're to believe SFPD just happened to be so close by that they arrived in time to thwart a hammer wielding lunatic of 42 years in age who was unable to quickly dispatch the 82 year old beezer who happened have a hammer of his own and was able to so valiantly fend off a man half his age and close to physical prime?
Get.
The.
$#@!.
Out.
Not only is that far too many coincidences to be coincidental, but it has the stench of typical lefty post-buttsex anal massage all over it.
Thus far we appear to have only Pelosi, N.'s word that it happened as alleged, though I did see a supposed SFPD cop spin the yarn about valiant officers arriving in a nick of time.
The more I think about all this, the more my eyeballs want to roll out of their sockets.
What's next, the valiant Paulie rolled out before the cameras, wheelchair-bound, head wrappèd in huge bandage, perhaps showing some blood stains, smiling bravely for the cameras, telling the nation "don't cry for me, Argentina..."? Perhaps they will have a squib somewhere in the great beehive of cranial gauze with a blood pack for dramatic bleeding effect so they can wheel the brave, BRAVE Paulie away before anyone can start asking sticky questions.
I'm sure something happened, but as to what... when it involves the likes of Pelosi, or even Democrats in general, one has to tread very circumspectly. Imagine that the alleged assailant is not in fact who media are charging, but perhaps had some shady dealings with Pelosi and needed to be "eliminated"... With people like this, it could be almost anything. Paulie may have been having buttsex with him and they got into a tiff. These days, nothing can be taken for granted or dismissed out of hand. It's a crazy world.
But no. It's brave Paulie. Brave BRAVE... VALIANT Paulie... so bravely and valiantly fighting the Eville™ lunatic who, I am sure, media may try to paint as typical Trump supporter. Cue brave Sir Robin's minstrel from Holy Grail, singing the praises of intrepid, courageous Paulie as he wielded the Holy Hammer of San Francisco on high, thus smiting and thwarting the vicious attack of David "Cayorbanog Trump" Depape. alas so stoutheartedly and gallantly sustaining grave injuries in defense of all that is good in the world, in 4... 3...
"Brave, brave Sir Paulie, Brave Sir Paulie hammered away! Bravely hammer away away! He bravely hammered away... When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely hammered away instead. Oh brave Sir Paulie fought Depape, narrow-avoiding anal rape. With hammer stout he swung like mad, and made evil Depape real sad..." And so on into glorious eternity.
Did I mention GTFO?
It may prove telling to see how this whole thing plays out in media in the coming days. I have my suspicions as to how it will go, but shall keep my tongue for now.
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