Marjorie Taylor Greene at a white nationalist conference? Probably Joe Biden’s fault.
Rex Huppke
USA TODAY
Hi there! I’m with the Republican Party’s public relations department, and I’d like to speak with you briefly about a little “whoopsie” we had over the weekend involving GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
But before I get to that, God bless America, except for the godless liberals and anyone who disagrees with us! And please don’t forget to donate so we can continue to patriotically pay former President Donald Trump’s legal bills and defeat wokeness and Hillary Clinton and also invade Canada.
Now, on to the weekend kerfuffle. Funny story. Turns out Greene – or MTG, as we love to call her – spoke at a white nationalist conference in Orlando on Friday night, which we’re sure was a total accident, because who among us hasn’t accidentally walked into a crowd of white supremacists and started talking about “America first”?
This completely unplanned pre-planned speech was both regrettable and probably President Joe Biden’s fault. The fact that the crowd at the America First Political Action Conference engaged in some light Hitler praising and, before Marjorie spoke, was asked to give “a round of applause for Russia” before breaking into an enthusiastic chant of “Putin! Putin! Putin!” was certainly not a reflection on Greene’s decision-making. It was likely the fault of left-wing saboteurs, or possibly antifa or Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
The conference was put on by Nick Fuentes. He is – funny story – an American far-right and white nationalist political commentator, but the only way anyone could possibly know that is if they went through the laborious and unreasonable process of typing “Nick Fuentes” into Google and seeing that the very first entry describes him as “an American far-right and white nationalist political commentator.”
Also, the Anti-Defamation League describes him as a white supremacist. Again, nobody could possibly know that unless they Googled his name and read the second sentence of the first entry, which says: “The Anti-Defamation League has described Fuentes as a white supremacist.”
That’s obviously a bridge too far for a busy patriot like MTG, so it makes sense that she responded to the weekend “whoopsie!” by saying: “I do not know Nick Fuentes. I have never heard him speak, I have never seen a video. I do not know what his views are so I am not aligned with anything that is controversial.”
Correct. He introduced her, but she doesn’t know him and has never heard him speak. She is not aligned with anything controversial, instead focusing on important issues like "Jewish space lasers" and appearing on conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ "Infowars," as she did last week, to talk about beating up transgender people.
Greene is a favorite among our beloved Republican base and a big-time GOP fundraiser ($$$!), and former President Donald Trump praised her during his Saturday night speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference, which was also in Orlando.
So we here at the Republican Party certainly stand behind Greene and accept the calm and respectful response she offered Sunday as news of her appearance at the conference spread: “The Pharisees in the Republican Party may attack me for being willing to break barriers and speak to a lost generation of young people who are desperate for love and leadership.”
We did Nazi that coming. Isn’t she a hoot?!?
Anyway, to appease basic-human-decency scolds in the lamebrain media, Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel issued a statement Sunday that said: “White supremacy, neo-Nazism, hate speech and bigotry are disgusting and do not have a home in the Republican Party.”
But we don’t want to lose any of you awesome supporters out there, so rest assured people like Greene (or you!) who attend events that include hate speech, bigotry, white supremacy and neo-Nazism DO have a home. Anything less would be Cancel Culture.
Plus we don’t want to distract MAGA-loving Americans from our core message, which is presently: “Woke Ukraine's refusal to bow down to the kind, great and powerful Vladimir Putin is going to tank Hillary Clinton's presidency and we should all drive large trucks to block school board meetings and invade Canada.”
Thank you for your continued support, and again, please donate or Hunter Biden will become secretary of Education and turn all public schools into Marxist reeducation camps.
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