It was nice knowing you

[TheTexan]

Looks like I'm gonna die soon.

Had cold symptoms starting from a couple days ago, and its gotten slightly worse.

Took a couple advil to relieve the pain but I'm pretty sure it's Omicron.

It was nice knowing most of you.

After I'm dead, please compile all of my posts as an anthology and submit it to the various publishers for publication. It would be an injustice to the world if all of my valuable posts and gifts of knowledge, were to remain unnoticed on some backwater internet forum that noone has ever heard of.

[acptulsa]

You're "vaxxed"?

If you're not, shut up, whiner, and man up. Nobody wants to hear you moan and groan about the common cold.

If you are "vaxxed", please give my condolences to your family, and as you go to your Reward, I hope it comforts you to know that I told you so.

[Brian4Liberty]

Have you tried some horse tranquilizer?

[TheTexan]

You're "vaxxed"?

If you're not, shut up, whiner, and man up. Nobody wants to hear you moan and groan about the common cold.

If you are "vaxxed", please give my condolences to your family, and as you go to your Reward, I hope it comforts you to know that I told you so.

I'm Not vaxxed.

If I were vaxxed, the common cold would be no cause for concern.

But because I'm not vaxxed, I've been told I may have only days to live. Even hours.

[TheTexan]

Have you tried some horse tranquilizer?

I have some horse paste around here somewhere. May mix it in a smoothie later

[jkr]

can i have your parking space?

[TheTexan]

can i have your parking space?

sure thing. my TV and other possessions are also up for grabs.

my "I Voted" sticker collection, however, will be buried with me in my grave.

[A Son of Liberty]

I'll send you some plastic lawn chairs.

Cheers, friend. Travel well.

[TheTexan]

I'll send you some plastic lawn chairs.

Cheers, friend. Travel well.

Thanks, I'll add the lawn chairs to the list of items that will be willed to my children as part of my estate.

It's important to look out for our children's future.

[oyarde]

I stuck all my I voted stickers inside a kitchen cabinet door with all the banana stickers etc. MRS. O will probably bury the whole cabinet door with me but not this week because I just passed my yearly physical and I'm not sick , already recovered from my yearly bout with the cold a couple weeks ago.

[Dr.3D]

May I have your tooth brush?

[TheTexan]

May I have your tooth brush?

I suppose so. Just a small warning however, it is quite toxic

[A Son of Liberty]

Thanks, I'll add the lawn chairs to the list of items that will be willed to my children as part of my estate.

It's important to look out for our children's future.

Well if they don't have any themselves I'm sure they'll be glad to have them. And at such a discounted rate, too!

Seriously bud, if you are legitimately ill, I wish you well and a speedy recovery.

[Dr.3D]

I suppose so. Just a small warning however, it is quite toxic

Just thought it might be good for cleaning grout.

[TheTexan]

Well if they don't have any themselves I'm sure they'll be glad to have them. And at such a discounted rate, too!

Seriously bud, if you are legitimately ill, I wish you well and a speedy recovery.

Thanks, symptoms are declining, it's starting to look like I might actually pull through.

My grandfather beat cancer, my father beat cancer, and now I can proudly say that I've beat Omicron. Or possibly a cold. I didn't get tested.

[A Son of Liberty]

Thanks, symptoms are declining, it's starting to look like I might actually pull through.

My grandfather beat cancer, my father beat cancer, and now I can proudly say that I've beat Omicron. Or possibly a cold. I didn't get tested.

Well that's good, and I wanted to let you know that I've worn a mask during this entire thread.

[TheTexan]

Well that's good, and I wanted to let you know that I've worn a mask during this entire thread.

Good call. Apparently Omicron is the most contagious variant so far.

[A Son of Liberty]

Good call. Apparently Omicron is the most contagious variant so far.

You know, FB has a "masked" emoji. I'm pretty ashamed of RPF's that we're supposed to just reply to threads without letting people know we're masked.

[TheTexan]

You know, FB has a "masked" emoji. I'm pretty ashamed of RPF's that we're supposed to just reply to threads without letting people know we're masked.

Good point, it's really quite irresponsible to use the old "misinformation" version of the emojis. The masked emojis encourage everyone to follow the science.

[TheTexan]

I do think I'm gonna sell some stock and invest in some lawn chairs. It's important to diversify one's wealth

[Swordsmyth]

Thanks, symptoms are declining, it's starting to look like I might actually pull through.

My grandfather beat cancer, my father beat cancer, and now I can proudly say that I've beat Omicron. Or possibly a cold. I didn't get tested.

Good.
Now we don't have to worry about where to bury you.

I was thinking of putting you underneath the border wall.

[TheTexan]

Good.
Now we don't have to worry about where to bury you.

I was thinking of putting you underneath the border wall.

Buried on the border? I would much prefer to be buried in the geodesic center of America. To maximize how much freedom my soul carries with it

[Swordsmyth]

Buried on the border? I would much prefer to be buried in the geodesic center of America. To maximize how much freedom my soul carries with it

You want to be buried outside of Texas??????

[acptulsa]

Buried on the border? I would much prefer to be buried in the geodesic center of America. To maximize how much freedom my soul carries with it

A Texan buried in Kansas? I don't know if that's still allowed, now that Dodge City's Boot Hill is full up. Maybe @Brett85 can swing you a permit.

[TheTexan]

You want to be buried outside of Texas??????

Only while Abbott is governor

[pcosmar]

Buried on the border? I would much prefer to be buried in the geodesic center of America. To maximize how much freedom my soul carries with it

[Dr.3D]

You know, FB has a "masked" emoji. I'm pretty ashamed of RPF's that we're supposed to just reply to threads without letting people know we're masked.

😷 is this better?

🤠

[Anti Globalist]

RIP TheTexan.

[Swordsmyth]

 is this better?

鸞

Is that a mask or a pacifier?

[tebowlives]

Crap, I had February 14th in the death pool cause I wanted this Valentines Day to be special