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    M & M's

    https://nypost.com/2022/01/20/mms-g-...odays-society/



    I can't eat M & M's now thinking that im putting lesbians in my mouth. I blame the green one, the chocolate one will melt in her mouth not on her hands.

    We're being governed ruled by a geriatric Alzheimer patient/puppet whose strings are being pulled by an elitist oligarchy who believe they can manage the world... imagine the utter maniacal, sociopathic hubris!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauls' Revere View Post
    I can't eat M & M's now thinking that im putting lesbians in my mouth.
    And yet, that's the only reason why I'm eating them.
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    I just discard the brown ones
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    I can see it now, handing someone a green and brown M & M to signal you LGBT.

    We're being governed ruled by a geriatric Alzheimer patient/puppet whose strings are being pulled by an elitist oligarchy who believe they can manage the world... imagine the utter maniacal, sociopathic hubris!

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    Candy-Coated Consciences?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pauls' Revere View Post
    I can see it now, handing someone a green and brown M & M to signal you LGBT.
    I think you're on to something. Each color of an actual M&M will be understood to represent the "identity" of their corresponding cartoon M&M. Thus, different colors will be memed into the social conscience, maybe even to the point of discrimination. I can hear certain people saying things like, "Only hateful, cisgendered males like the red M&Ms. Stupid Trumpers..."
    "The thoughts of the righteous are justice; the counsels of the wicked -- deceit. The words of the wicked are, 'Lay wait for blood,' and the mouth of the upright delivereth them. Overthrow the wicked, and they are not, and the house of the righteous standeth." - Proverbs 12:5-7

    "Fortunately for Congress, the President, and the Federal Reserve, the Ukraine-Russia conflict is replacing COVID as a ready-made excuse for their failures and a justification for expanding their power." - Dr. Ron Paul

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrat View Post
    I think you're on to something. Each color of an actual M&M will be understood to represent the "identity" of their corresponding cartoon M&M. Thus, different colors will be memed into the social conscience, maybe even to the point of discrimination. I can hear certain people saying things like, "Only hateful, cisgendered males like the red M&Ms. Stupid Trumpers..."
    Mars Inc will need to step up their manufacturing processes, to ensure that every bag of M&M's contains an equal number of each color.
    It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
    - Kim Kardashian

    Donald Trump / Trump Jr 2024!!!!

    My pronouns are he/him/his

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    "M&Ms" Are Bigots Towards the Alphabet

    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexan View Post
    Mars Inc will need to step up their manufacturing processes, to ensure that every bag of M&M's contains an equal number of each color.
    Actually, Mars, Inc. will also need to include other letters on the candy, besides "M," if they're truly in favor of "diversity, equality, and inclusivity."
    "The thoughts of the righteous are justice; the counsels of the wicked -- deceit. The words of the wicked are, 'Lay wait for blood,' and the mouth of the upright delivereth them. Overthrow the wicked, and they are not, and the house of the righteous standeth." - Proverbs 12:5-7

    "Fortunately for Congress, the President, and the Federal Reserve, the Ukraine-Russia conflict is replacing COVID as a ready-made excuse for their failures and a justification for expanding their power." - Dr. Ron Paul

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theocrat View Post
    Actually, Mars, Inc. will also need to include other letters on the candy, besides "M," if they're truly in favor of "diversity, equality, and inclusivity."

    They should alternate the labels of their packages between M&Ms, F&Fs, and M&Fs.
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    All Letters Matter

    Quote Originally Posted by Invisible Man View Post
    They should alternate the labels of their packages between M&Ms, F&Fs, and M&Fs.
    You White supremacist! Don't you know there's more than just "M"s and "F"s in the world?! If anything, the packages should read "A&B&C&D&E&F&G&H&I&J&K&L&M&N&O&P&Q&R&S&T&U&V&W&X&Y &Zs"!
    "The thoughts of the righteous are justice; the counsels of the wicked -- deceit. The words of the wicked are, 'Lay wait for blood,' and the mouth of the upright delivereth them. Overthrow the wicked, and they are not, and the house of the righteous standeth." - Proverbs 12:5-7

    "Fortunately for Congress, the President, and the Federal Reserve, the Ukraine-Russia conflict is replacing COVID as a ready-made excuse for their failures and a justification for expanding their power." - Dr. Ron Paul

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauls' Revere View Post
    I can see it now, handing someone a green and brown M & M to signal you LGBT.
    What color were the M&Ms on Hunter Biden's penis?
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    How is changing "sexy" green m and m into a dumpy lesbian "inclusive"?
    "Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philhelm View Post
    What color were the M&Ms on Hunter Biden's penis?
    They must have been camouflaged 'cuz I never noticed.

    Didn't know they made scab and pus colored m and ms.
    "Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

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    If they really wanted M&Ms to be more inclusive they'd make one M&M gay, one M&M bisexual, and one M&M transgender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexan View Post
    Mars Inc will need to step up their manufacturing processes, to ensure that every bag of M&M's contains an equal number of each color.
    Yeah, where's the light pink one?

    We're being governed ruled by a geriatric Alzheimer patient/puppet whose strings are being pulled by an elitist oligarchy who believe they can manage the world... imagine the utter maniacal, sociopathic hubris!

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    M&Ms Introduces New Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle
    Truth forever on the scaffold, Wrong forever on the throne,--
    Yet that scaffold sways the future, and, behind the dim unknown,
    Standeth God within the shadow, keeping watch above his own.
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  20. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by axiomata View Post
    M&Ms Introduces New Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle
    Please tell me this is a satire headline that came from The Babylon Bee.
    Last edited by Anti Globalist; 01-22-2022 at 10:01 AM.
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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by axiomata View Post
    M&Ms Introduces New Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle
    Beautiful, I have contacted M & M's with a copy of the image and the following comment.

    I am elated to learn that M & M's is adopting inclusivity into their branding. Please, you should add that one of the M & M's identifies as a Skittles.

    We're being governed ruled by a geriatric Alzheimer patient/puppet whose strings are being pulled by an elitist oligarchy who believe they can manage the world... imagine the utter maniacal, sociopathic hubris!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauls' Revere View Post
    Beautiful, I have contacted M & M's with a copy of the image and the following comment.

    I am elated to learn that M & M's is adopting inclusivity into their branding. Please, you should add that one of the M & M's identifies as a Skittles.
    That's bass ackwards.

    See he should BE a Skittle that identifies as an M and M.

    That way, when you think you're munching on chocolate M and Ms, you randomly get a sour, fruity Skittle in your mouth.
    "Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    That way, when you think you're munching on chocolate M and Ms, you randomly get a sour, fruity Skittle in your mouth.
    But you would be prohibited from noticing the difference
    It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
    - Kim Kardashian

    Donald Trump / Trump Jr 2024!!!!

    My pronouns are he/him/his

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    That's bass ackwards.

    See he should BE a Skittle that identifies as an M and M.

    That way, when you think you're munching on chocolate M and Ms, you randomly get a sour, fruity Skittle in your mouth.
    It is hard to keep it straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    That's bass ackwards.

    See he should BE a Skittle that identifies as an M and M.

    That way, when you think you're munching on chocolate M and Ms, you randomly get a sour, fruity Skittle in your mouth.
    Excuse me! Did you just use a pronoun???

    We're being governed ruled by a geriatric Alzheimer patient/puppet whose strings are being pulled by an elitist oligarchy who believe they can manage the world... imagine the utter maniacal, sociopathic hubris!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Occam's Banana View Post
    LOL I remember the "green aphrodisiac" days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Occam's Banana View Post
    It's almost as if they make money when people click on things.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Liberty preserving authoritarianism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCount View Post
    It's almost as if they make money when people click on things.
    Not if you use an ad blocker.

    (And certainly not enough to pay off all the debt incurred just to acquire a college degree in order to be qualified to write stories about M&Ms as a "professional journalist", either, apparently.)
    Last edited by Occam's Banana; 01-23-2022 at 04:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Occam's Banana View Post
    Not if you use an ad blocker.

    (And certainly not enough to pay off all the debt incurred just to acquire a college degree in order to be qualified to write stories about M&Ms as a "professional journalist", either, apparently.)
    Given the rate at which legitimate journalism, in all its forms, is dying, you might need to consider that what you're seeing is actually the best way to use that college degree, not the worst.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Liberty preserving authoritarianism.

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    M&M's name is not very inclusive. What about the other 25 letters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCount View Post
    Given the rate at which legitimate journalism, in all its forms, is dying, you might need to consider that what you're seeing is actually the best way to use that college degree, not the worst.
    Best as opposed to what? Not in the first place ending up buried under a mountain of debt to be fobbed off on taxpayers just so one can become a hack stenographer or peddler of inane nostrums (such as the "inclusivity" of bits of candy-coated chocolate) - and instead pursuing a course that allows one to achieve or retain at least some measure of self-respect?
    Last edited by Occam's Banana; 01-23-2022 at 05:24 PM.

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