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    Best Old Truck Ad Ever

    Not the ad itself, the disclaimers at the end.

    Deposit of $500 due through Paypal within 24 hours of end of auction. refundable only if I have misrepresented the condition of the truck. Full payment must be made within 7 days. No warrantee. including fitness for a particular purpose or usefulness of information. express or implied. This product not tested on animals. as college students are cheaper and nobody cares what you do to them. Professional driver. closed course. Clean your room. Serving suggestion. Stay in skool. Be secure in the knowledge that we're all part of a plan. but be thankful that you're ignorant of its cruel. bloody particulars. Do not apply to broken skin; if condition persists consult a physician. Refrigerate after opening. Not for internal use. Void where prohibited. Donít mess around with Jim. Power doesn't really corrupt. it is magnetic to the corruptable. Objects in mirror may be 2 dimensional. Must be 18 to play. Credo Quia Absurdum. Trespassers will be violated. Albatross! Don't put that in your mouth. you don't know where it's been. Call your mother. she worries. If erection lasts more than 4 hours. seek immediate medical attention or bikini photos of Rosie and Oprah. Do not taunt happy fun ball. Do not look into laser beam with remaining eye. Beer. of course. is actually a depressant. but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. Don't thank me; I'm doing this for your own good.
    "Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?"--Will Rogers

    "All I know is what I read in the newspapers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."--Will Rogers



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    If erection lasts more than 4 hours. seek immediate medical attention or bikini photos of Rosie and Oprah
    According to government's own numbers, over half a MILLION people are dead, just in the US alone, because of a man made virus designed to be even more deadly than what would be found in nature, released, possibly on purpose, from a Chinese lab, a virus that that was created from funding and prior research given to the Chinese scientists by our own government because we, in fit of sanity, pulled the plug on funding here.



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