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    [Satire] Will John Bolton Run Against Trump - As a Libertarian??

    No, seriously.


    John Bolton Accepts Invitation To Join The Libertarian Party

    https://thelibertarianrepublic.com/j...rtarian-party/





    EDIT: [SATIRE]
    Last edited by dannno; 06-25-2020 at 03:58 PM.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."



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    Shouldn't there be a test to see if he's Libertarian enough?

  5. #4
    Almost like the LP is controlled opposition

  6. #5
    ..

    A member of the Libertarian Party National Committee spoke to The Libertarian Republic on the condition of anonymity:

    “Libertarians fight all the time, and nobody agrees with everyone on everything. Foreign Policy is just a small part of the Libertarian Platform, and we’re not going to let some small difference like that preclude someone from the party. Besides, it’s an election year. We need the recognition, and quite frankly, the membership dues.”

    “We have our sights on Mitt Romney”.
    “The right to life is the source of all rights—and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.”

    Read the RPF trolls' playbook here (post #3)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    Shouldn't there be a test to see if he's Libertarian enough?
    “It was an easy call,” said Party Chair Nicholas Sarwark, who extended the invitation. “He doesn’t like Trump and he doesn’t like Biden. He literally checks all of our boxes.

    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    on what grounds?
    Liberty is lost through complacency and a subservient mindset. When we accept or even welcome automobile checkpoints, random searches, mandatory identification cards, and paramilitary police in our streets, we have lost a vital part of our American heritage. America was born of protest, revolution, and mistrust of government. Subservient societies neither maintain nor deserve freedom for long.
    Ron Paul 2004

    Registered Ron Paul supporter # 2202
    It's all about Freedom

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    John Bolton is many things but a Libertarian he's not. If he were, MAGA movement's globalist neocon top donor would never have signed off on his appointment as NSA.
    Bolton has won awards, per Pete's sake.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    No, seriously.


    John Bolton Accepts Invitation To Join The Libertarian Party

    https://thelibertarianrepublic.com/j...rtarian-party/
    Quote Originally Posted by axiomata View Post
    I feel dirty.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    Shouldn't there be a test to see if he's Libertarian enough?
    Quote Originally Posted by jon4liberty View Post
    Almost like the LP is controlled opposition
    Quote Originally Posted by PAF View Post
    ..
    Quote Originally Posted by pcosmar View Post
    on what grounds?
    Quote Originally Posted by enhanced_deficit View Post
    John Bolton is many things but a Libertarian he's not. If he were, MAGA movement's globalist neocon top donor would never have signed off on his appointment as NSA.
    Bolton has won awards, per Pete's sake.
    @Brian4Liberty


    This turns out to be a poorly labelled satire piece.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    @Brian4Liberty


    This turns out to be a poorly labelled satire piece.
    The fact that it fooled enough people here, is quite sad, for the Liberarian Party..
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    The fact that it fooled enough people here, is quite sad, for the Liberarian Party..
    It's all to believable these days, it had me fooled too until someone pointed out the satire tag.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    It's all to believable these days, it had me fooled too until someone pointed out the satire tag.
    That's why I don't vote national elections anymore. MAGA was the biggest satire of the millennium, as we embark upon a full-blown, 100% Fascist Society.

    To think that "conservatives" actually voted in a NY LIB after that episode with romney back in '12, and still want him in 2020... well, that was no surprise at all.
    “The right to life is the source of all rights—and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.”

    Read the RPF trolls' playbook here (post #3)

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    It's deeply disturbing that anyone, especially anyone here, was fooled by this.

    Trumpism has caused more brain damage than anyone could have predicted.

    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    The fact that it fooled enough people here, is quite sad, for the Liberarian Party..
    For instance...
    "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

    -H. L. Mencken

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    Good thing this turned out to be satire. I was about to call the LP an even bigger joke than it already is.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    Good thing this turned out to be satire. I was about to call the LP an even bigger joke than it already is.
    This satire was mistaken for reality because Trumpkins have gotten to the point that all anti-Trump people are mindlessly lumped together.

    Well, herr derr, Bolton is anti-Trump, and so are libertarians, therefore....

    Idiocy

    The problem isn't with the LP.
    "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

    -H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by r3volution 3.0 View Post
    It's deeply disturbing that anyone, especially anyone here, was fooled by this.

    Trumpism has caused more brain damage than anyone could have predicted.



    For instance...
    I guess you didn't notice that half the people who were fooled are anti-Trump.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    Shouldn't there be a test to see if he's Libertarian enough?
    He could wear a boot on his head. LOL
    When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? - Miguel de Cervantes, (Don Quixote)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    I guess you didn't notice that half the people who were fooled are anti-Trump.
    Guess not

    But why did you in particular jump to the conclusion that this made sense?

    Does it relate, perhaps, to your Trump/Q based belief that Libertarians such as Justin Amash are Satanic cannibals?
    "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

    -H. L. Mencken

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    Quote Originally Posted by r3volution 3.0 View Post
    Guess not

    But why did you in particular jump to the conclusion that this made sense?

    Does it relate, perhaps, to your Trump/Q based belief that Libertarians such as Justin Amash are Satanic cannibals?
    No, it was more related to the libertarian contingent who developed a bad case of TDS.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    No, it was more related to the libertarian contingent who developed a bad case of TDS.
    Just curious Dannno, what do you call yourself? A trumptarian?
    ClydeCoulter on the Liberty Movement:
    Yeah, they'll argue over roads and religion, but there are certain themes that bind, among those are freedom and the search for truth and justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap View Post
    Just curious Dannno, what do you call yourself? A trumptarian?
    No, I'm a small 'l' libertarian who supports Trump, kinda like Massie and Rand who are libertarian Constitutional Conservatives who support Trump.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    No, I'm a small 'l' libertarian who supports Trump, kinda like Massie and Rand who are libertarian Constitutional Conservatives who support Trump.
    LOL ain't that a hoot. It's more like Rand and Massie put up with trump because trump happens to be prez. Trust me, they do not support him or his fascist policies, certainly not USMCA, Moderna Funding, Operation Warp Speed, increasing the debt by trillions, etc.

    But, whatever makes you go hoorah! for Trump and sleep well at night. This way you don't need to speak bad about him or hold him accountable.
    “The right to life is the source of all rights—and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.”

    Read the RPF trolls' playbook here (post #3)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAF View Post
    LOL ain't that a hoot. It's more like Rand and Massie put up with trump because trump happens to be prez. Trust me, they do not support him or his fascist policies, certainly not USMCA, Moderna Funding, Operation Warp Speed, increasing the debt by trillions, etc.

    But, whatever makes you go hoorah! for Trump and sleep well at night. This way you don't need to speak bad about him or hold him accountable.
    You seem to be a bit confused on several fronts. I spoke to Rand personally back in 2016 when I was still in opposition to Trump and that conversation was the catalyst that changed my mind. Molyneux put out a bunch of The Truth About Trump videos, and the rest is history.

    The other confusion seems to be that you think there isn't actually a lot to support him on.
    Last edited by dannno; 06-26-2020 at 09:05 AM.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    You seem to be a bit confused on several fronts. I spoke to Rand personally back in 2016 when I was still in opposition to Trump and that conversation was the catalyst that changed my mind. Molyneux put out a bunch of The Truth About Trump videos, and the rest is history.

    The other confusion seems to be that you think there isn't actually a lot to support him on.
    And I speak with Ron on occasion.

    Molyneux doesn't much impress me. So there's that.

    I am not confused at all. I am not going to jump up and down with an enormous giddy smile on my face running around chanting Trump!, just for a tiny bone here and there, as we move Warp Speed into full-blown FASCISM.

    What you are confused about is that Trump is a NY Lib who has managed to sway most republicans I have come into contact with to nationalistic-communism. It will be noted in future history how you guys supported this NY Lib and fell for MAGA, which is utterly and completely opposite of what is happening today.

    It is too bad that you folks didn't hold this guy and his administration accountable. Had you, we may have been able to fight some of this off - at least for a while.
    “The right to life is the source of all rights—and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.”

    Read the RPF trolls' playbook here (post #3)



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    Quote Originally Posted by PAF View Post
    And I speak with Ron on occasion.

    Molyneux doesn't much impress me. So there's that.

    I am not confused at all. I am not going to jump up and down with an enormous giddy smile on my face running around chanting Trump!, just for a tiny bone here and there, as we move Warp Speed into full-blown FASCISM.

    What you are confused about is that Trump is a NY Lib who has managed to sway most republicans I have come into contact with to nationalistic-communism. It will be noted in future history how you guys supported this NY Lib and fell for MAGA, which is utterly and completely opposite of what is happening today.

    It is too bad that you folks didn't hold this guy and his administration accountable. Had you, we may have been able to fight some of this off - at least for a while.
    Even Ron said the other day on the Liberty Report that, while he calls him out while he is wrong, that he is far better than the alternative.

    I kind of doubt he voted for Trump last time, but I could see him pulling the trigger this time.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    Even Ron said the other day on the Liberty Report that, while he calls him out while he is wrong, that he is far better than the alternative.

    I kind of doubt he voted for Trump last time, but I could see him pulling the trigger this time.
    Ron is fully aware that his son is in the Senate and must "work" with CIC, so therefore bites his tongue. Ron is also fully aware that the PEOPLE must speak out loudly and hold each and every one of the criminals accountable including Trump. That is where YOU are supposed to come in.

    Golly. No wonder Trump keeps doing what he's doing. He has a flock full of sheep apologists root-toot-tooting him all the way to election no matter what communistic fascist crap he does.

    Wasn't it dear leader who said "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters." Well, at least he was right about one thing. You are proof.
    “The right to life is the source of all rights—and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.”

    Read the RPF trolls' playbook here (post #3)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAF View Post
    Ron is fully aware that his son is in the Senate and must "work" with CIC, so therefore bites his tongue. Ron is also fully aware that the PEOPLE must speak out loudly and hold each and every one of the criminals accountable including Trump. That is where YOU are supposed to come in.

    Golly. No wonder Trump keeps doing what he's doing. He has a flock full of sheep apologists root-toot-tooting him all the way to election no matter what communistic fascist crap he does.

    Wasn't it dear leader who said "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters." Well, at least he was right about one thing. You are proof.
    Uh, ya, sorry if I don't want to hang somebody who is at least a thousand times better than the person who will replace them.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

  32. #28
    Will John Bolton Run Against Trump - As a Libertarian??


    snot funny

    Don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

  33. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by PAF View Post
    full-blown FASCISM.
    Like this?

    Biden Says He’d Use Federal Power To Mandate Americans Wear Mask In Public

    https://flagandcross.com/biden-says-...ask-in-public/
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

  34. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    No, it was more related to the libertarian contingent who developed a bad case of TDS.

    You know, up to here you actually had a valid point but now....it's gone. Must be all that methane.
    Chris

    "Government ... does not exist of necessity, but rather by virtue of a tragic, almost comical combination of klutzy, opportunistic terrorism against sitting ducks whom it pretends to shelter, plus our childish phobia of responsibility, praying to be exempted from the hard reality of life on life's terms." Wolf DeVoon

    "...Make America Great Again. I'm interested in making American FREE again. Then the greatness will come automatically."Ron Paul

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