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  1. 01-17-2020, 05:39 PM #1
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    Iraq Captures Morbidly Obese Daesh Preacher 'Jabba the Jihadi'

    Iraq Captures Morbidly Obese Daesh Preacher 'Jabba the Jihadi' in Mosul, Netizens in Hysterics



    Obesity is a global pandemic, particularly in the developed nations of the West. A recent anti-terrorist raid by Iraqi forces against remaining militant burrows, however, could partially dismantle suggestions that fat people only plague wealthy economies.

    A staunch booster of Daesh* terrorists and their supporters, hate preacher Abu Abdul Bari, was reportedly taken by a surprise by Iraqi forces. Video from the scene - that almost instantly surfaced online - suggests, however, that even if the Daesh fanatic had been prepared, he would not have been able to do much more than vocally complain.

    The Iraqi military was forced to deploy a flatbed truck to transport the extremely-fat 560-pound (254-kilograms) body of the Daesh terrorist, who has been nicknamed 'Jabba the Jihadi'.



    Netizens instantly took to social media, producing tonnes of mocking memes about the fat Daesh mastermind.
    https://sputniknews.com/middleeast/2...-in-hysterics/
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    What took them so long?
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    Doesn't look like a Heavy Duty pickup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    What took them so long?
    You couldn't miss seeing this guy from space.

    You also couldn't help from catching this guy with a long stick, an upside down box, and a pile of halal Ding-Dongs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparebulb View Post
    You couldn't miss seeing this guy from space.

    You also couldn't help from catching this guy with a long stick, an upside down box, and a pile of halal Ding-Dongs.
    I don't think he outran them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    What took them so long?
    Quick movements give away a position. He probably hasn't moved in decades.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    Oh $#@!, that is funny. Out of rep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    Oh $#@!, that is funny. Out of rep.
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    ROFLMAO!! = JABBBA THE JIHADI...

    We're being governed ruled by a geriatric Alzheimer patient/puppet whose strings are being pulled by an elitist oligarchy who believe they can manage the world... imagine the utter maniacal, sociopathic hubris!
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    Our intelligence community is really on the ball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelatc View Post
    Our intelligence community is really on the ball.
    All those billions in training Iraqi forces didn't go for nothing. They learned how to fake.
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