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    Bald eagle smashes window at Virginia tax office, flies off



    Bald eagle smashes window at Virginia tax office, flies off

    NORFOLK, Va. (AP) ó A bald eagle has made an unexpected appearance at a Virginia tax preparation office, slamming into a window and then apparently flying off without serious injuries.

    The Virginian-Pilot reports the mature bald eagle struck a window Monday at an H&R Block office in Norfolk, leaving a hole nearly three feet (one meter wide) and scattering glass shards over the office floor.

    Harry Patterson Jr., who runs a neighboring insurance office, says he was on the phone when he saw what he thought looked like a stuffed animal. Patterson says the office is closed until tax season.

    A spokesman for H&R Block acknowledged the incident.
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    "Taxation is theft" shouted the eagle after showing its utter contempt for the process by smashing the tax preparer's window. It then flew off vowing to never submit again.

    Bald eagles are pretty intelligent that way.
    Chris

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    Even our national bird doesn't like the idea of taxes. If that doesn't convince people, I don't know what will.
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    Calvin Coolidge

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCTelander View Post
    "Taxation is theft" shouted the eagle after showing its utter contempt for the process by smashing the tax preparer's window. It then flew off vowing to never submit again.

    Bald eagles are pretty intelligent that way.

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    Apropos

    Don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCTelander View Post
    "Taxation is theft" shouted the eagle after showing its utter contempt for the process by smashing the tax preparer's window. It then flew off vowing to never submit again.

    Bald eagles are pretty intelligent that way.
    That nigga was like "squaaawk taxation is theft squawk!"
    "An idea whose time has come cannot be stopped by any army or any government" - Ron Paul.

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    Everybody knows the turkey was supposed to be the national bird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFqLXhDP5M
    We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is the preferable of the two. "At least," as one man said, "there's one advantage about death; it doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
    Erwin N. Griswold

    Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unknown View Post
    That nigga was like "squaaawk taxation is theft squawk!"
    This just makes me want someone to go into a pet store full of parrots and make them all say that.
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    Calvin Coolidge



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    Let's hope it's an omen.
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