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    'When I Am President, I Will Take Away Your Guns,' Says Man Who Will Never Be President

    Beto O'Rourke promised to take away everybody's guns when he is president, though sources have confirmed that O'Rourke will never even get close to being the president. "When I am president, I will take away your guns," said the man who is as close to the White House as he's ever going to be. "The first day I'm in the Oval Office, I will sign an executive order to buy back everybody's firearms. As I lean back in that Oval Office chair and put my feet up on my desk, I will rest easy knowing that I have done something to make our country a safe place from all violence."
    "Man, I can't wait to see how that presidential pen feels signing an unconstitutional executive order," he added wistfully, though he will never know how that feels.
    At publishing times, O'Rourke's pro-gun control comments had caused his number of supporters to get cut in half, leaving him with just one.
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    He's becoming more and more unstable. Needs to drop out immediately before he embarrasses himself any further.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    He's becoming more and more unstable. Needs to drop out immediately before he embarrasses himself any further.
    Very empathetic.

    I hope he sticks around and continues to make a fool of himself, and those who share his foolish ideas. Maybe he'll even soak up a few $$ that would otherwise be more effective in helping other fool candidates? Keep going roberto! Take everyone's guns, you mad fking tyrant you!

    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"

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    why I should worship the state (who apparently is the only party that can possess guns without question).
    The state's only purpose is to kill and control. Why do you worship it? - Sola_Fide

    Baptiste said.
    At which point will Americans realize that creating an unaccountable institution that is able to pass its liability on to tax-payers is immoral and attracts sociopaths?

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    Satire is too close to the truth...
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