'When I Am President, I Will Take Away Your Guns,' Says Man Who Will Never Be President

[Swordsmyth]

Beto O'Rourke promised to take away everybody's guns when he is president, though sources have confirmed that O'Rourke will never even get close to being the president. "When I am president, I will take away your guns," said the man who is as close to the White House as he's ever going to be. "The first day I'm in the Oval Office, I will sign an executive order to buy back everybody's firearms. As I lean back in that Oval Office chair and put my feet up on my desk, I will rest easy knowing that I have done something to make our country a safe place from all violence."
"Man, I can't wait to see how that presidential pen feels signing an unconstitutional executive order," he added wistfully, though he will never know how that feels.
At publishing times, O'Rourke's pro-gun control comments had caused his number of supporters to get cut in half, leaving him with just one.

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-t...r-be-president

[Anti Globalist]

He's becoming more and more unstable. Needs to drop out immediately before he embarrasses himself any further.

[brushfire]

He's becoming more and more unstable. Needs to drop out immediately before he embarrasses himself any further.

Very empathetic.

I hope he sticks around and continues to make a fool of himself, and those who share his foolish ideas. Maybe he'll even soak up a few $$ that would otherwise be more effective in helping other fool candidates? Keep going roberto! Take everyone's guns, you mad fking tyrant you!

[jkr]

LUNATIC PANDERING CONMAN

[Brian4Liberty]

Satire is too close to the truth...

[Origanalist]