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Thread: HotAir's Allahpundit thinks Epstein isn't DEAD!

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    HotAir's Allahpundit thinks Epstein isn't DEAD!

    I must admit, it made me laugh:

    I’m not onboard with the Clinton theory, I must say. In fact, I’d encourage Bill and Hillary to put out this statement: “If we wanted to take him out, we would have gotten him on the first try.” I’m not onboard with the Trump/cabal/Saudi/Mossad theory either. My preferred insane explanation is that Epstein isn’t really dead. Remember, he’s a supervillain with his own island lair who wanted to seed the world with his DNA. If you know anything about movies, you know dudes like that are never dead the first time you think they are. Right now, I expect, the FBI is prying open the door of Epstein’s Rape Temple and discovering elaborate high-tech equipment labeled “CLONE MACHINE.” He’ll reemerge eventually in some global TV transmission demanding a trillion dollars or else he’ll blow up the sun or whatever.
    https://hotair.com/archives/allahpun...psteins-death/



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    I'd say theres a 50/50 chance hes either dead or alive. I was in the camp that he was dead but after seeing the supposed dead body where the nose and ears are different, I don't know what to believe anymore.
    Last edited by Anti Globalist; 08-12-2019 at 06:01 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    I'd say theres a 50/50 chance hes either dead or alive.
    Really? So its not as outlandish as it sounds then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    I'd say theres a 50/50 chance hes either dead or alive.
    I don't buy that he was murdered. If he was really blackmailing all of these people like he's suspected to have been, he'd have had at least one dead man's switch as another forum member suggested.

    He either escaped or he had his lawyers bribe the people at the jail to take him off suicide watch, remove his cell mate, possible give him something to hang himself with and not come check on him for hours while he did the deed.

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    It’s a pretty well established technique to conflate reasonable questions with outlandish, extremely unlikely conjecture.

    The main point of this being to stifle and stop all questions. Move along, nothing to see here.
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    Feeding into the thread topic....


    One anonymous one day poster on 4chan said they worked in the prison. Epstein was removed into a van with a guard dressed in military-style gear.

    Others post that pictures of the "body" does not match Epstein's facial features.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    I'd say theres a 50/50 chance hes either dead or alive.
    He is dead! But I there is 50% chance that he was killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eleganz View Post
    Feeding into the thread topic....


    One anonymous one day poster on 4chan said they worked in the prison. Epstein was removed into a van with a guard dressed in military-style gear.

    Others post that pictures of the "body" does not match Epstein's facial features.
    An anonymous official leaked this? Good enough for the MSM! Call up the Washington Post and CNN, this is breaking news!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    I'd say theres a 50/50 chance hes either dead or alive.
    ^^^THIS^^^

    The other questions are if he is alive then where is he, who snatched him and what is his current status.
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    He's probably on a Caribbean island somewhere sipping Mai Tai's with Tupac
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexan View Post
    He's probably on a Caribbean island somewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    Maybe the FBI thinks he faked his own death and went back to his own little island. J/k but it would be hilarious if they found him there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkBuddha View Post
    Maybe the FBI thinks he faked his own death and went back to his own little island. J/k but it would be hilarious if they found him there.
    http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...=1#post6842282
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexan View Post
    He's probably on a Caribbean island somewhere sipping Mai Tai's with Tupac
    In other words hes in Cuba.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    ^^^THIS^^^

    The other questions are if he is alive then where is he, who snatched him and what is his current status.
    Probably somewhere so secret that not even the American people have heard of the place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    ^^^THIS^^^

    The other questions are if he is alive then where is he, who snatched him and what is his current status.
    Trusted friends and Big Money moved him.

    I suspect Tel Aviv and under protected status,

    OUT of the picture and soon out of the news. but I suspect alive and well cared for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    Probably somewhere so secret that not even the American people have heard of the place.
    Hollow Earth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    Hollow Earth?
    Think extraterrestrial?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Think extraterrestrial?
    An old Nazi base on the dark side of the moon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    An old Nazi base on the dark side of the moon?
    Why not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    I'd say theres a 50/50 chance hes either dead or alive. I was in the camp that he was dead but after seeing the supposed dead body where the nose and ears are different, I don't know what to believe anymore.
    This. It's definitely not beyond the realms of possibility that he might have escaped...
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    and in which doubt is regarded as sin?" -- William Winwood Reade

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexan View Post
    He's probably on a Caribbean island somewhere sipping Mai Tai's with Tupac
    He's in Israel.



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