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    "We as a country have lost faith and confidence in freedom." -- Ron Paul

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  3. #62
    The Week That Perished

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    by Takimag

    November 03, 2019

    The Week’s Most Hateful, Fateful, and Ungrateful Headlines

    MICHELLE OBAMA CONDEMNS WHITE FLIGHT FROM CHICAGO AFTER FLEEING CHICAGO TO LIVE ON A NEARLY ALL-WHITE ISLAND

    Whether or not Michelle Obama has a penis or represents some sort of evolutionary missing link is beyond the purview of this discussion. Those are both legitimate topics that deserve some journalistic deep-diving, but that’s not the topic of our discussion today.

    The topic is that this former First Lady with a posterior on which you could comfortably rest a table lamp appears to be a hypocrite of the highest order.

    At the Obama Foundation Summit—yeah, apparently that’s a thing—she decried white flight in Chicago, which apparently started around the time she and her parents moved into a mostly white neighborhood and people started vamoosing in alarm because they didn’t want to become sacrificial lambs that the elites had offered up to appease black people’s resentment for crimes that were almost exclusively perpetrated by the elites:

    There were no gang fights; there were no territorial battles. Yet one by one, they packed their bags, and they ran from us. And they left communities in shambles….Y’all were running from us, and you’re still running, because we’re no different than the immigrant families that are moving in, the families in Pilsen, the families that are coming from other places to try to do better.

    So what you’re trying to say is that the gang fights only started after the white people left, but somehow this is white people’s fault?

    Both Barack and Michelle Obama have spent most of their lives in Chicago—specifically, the South Side. In early September, it was announced that they were buying a $15-million dollar estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

    Chicago’s South Side is 93% black. Martha’s Vineyard is 3.7% black and 88.1% white.

    No further questions, Your Honor.

    GREEK PEASANTS TOSS ROCKS AT SMELLY MIGRANTS

    We assume that the lion’s share of migrants across the globe have tremendous body odor. This may be bigoted, but we’d rather be called bigoted than have to smell a single migrant’s armpits.

    Greece, the alleged cradle of Western Civilization, is becoming one of the Third World’s primary dumpsters. The country currently suffers a backlog of roughly 70,000 asylum claims. Its legendarily beautiful islands are in danger of capsizing due to the weight of an estimated 20,000 illegal migrants.

    As officials were quietly and perhaps stealthily trying to bus nearly 400 migrants into the town of Nea Vrasna recently, they were impeded by “dozens of villagers” who formed a human shield and blocked the road, hurling rocks at buses and shouting unconscionable and deeply unmindful things such as “close the border” and “throw out illegal migrants.”

    If anyone has video footage of this event, please let us know. We’d like to combine it with a soundtrack of that song where Bob Dylan sings, “Everybody must get stoned.”

    COP GETS $19 MILLION FOR BEING TOLD TO “TONE DOWN YOUR GAYNESS”

    In a purely professional sense, is it possible to be too gay?

    According to St. Louis Police Sgt. Keith Wildhaber, several officers in his department seem to think so. He claims that after applying for a promotion in 2014, a member of the Board of Police Commissioners told him that if really wanted the job, he would need to “tone down your gayness.”

    Wildhaber, who has really big and floppy ears, just walked away $19 million dollars richer and not even a smidgen less gay after suing St. Louis County for discrimination.

    During the trial, one witness alleged there’s a virulent outbreak of homophobia in the department because one policeman said that the Bible claims homosexuality is an abomination.

    But that’s exactly what the Bible says. And not only that—it mandates the death penalty for *****.

    Nineteen million dollars is quite a pretty penny for being called a fagg. Hell, for a mere thousand semolians, we’ll do the best Rip Taylor impression you’ve ever seen.

    TENNESSEE POL CALLS MAYOR BUTTPLUG “A QUEEER RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT”

    Speaking of faggs, one of them is running for president and is currently out-polling every other Democratic candidate besides Elizabeth Warren in Iowa.

    This apparently chafes the thermal underwear of a certain Warren Hurst, a Commissioner in Sevier County, TN, home of Dollywood. Hurst looks like the type of guy who lives in the Tennessee mountains and hates sodomites while sitting on the porch and whittling wooden toys for his grandkids.

    At a recent commission meeting, Hurst said:

    It’s time we wake up people, it’s time, it’s past time. We got a queeer running for president, if that ain’t about as ugly as you can get.

    To be fair, Hubert Humphrey might have been uglier. And Abraham Lincoln’s face was known to scare horses, especially when he was clean-shaven.

    WHY TRANNY ATHLETES WILL DESTROY THE TRANSGENDER MOVEMENT

    The world of sports, like the realm of intelligence testing, is a direct threat to the worldwide egalitotalitarian agenda because just like IQ tests, sports give lie to the idea that we’re all equal.

    Men routinely crush women in every athletic endeavor.

    “Trans Athletes Are Posting Victories and Shaking Up Sports,” ululated a headline on wired.com last week as if it was a good thing—and it is, but not in the way they seem to have intended:

    Transgender athletes are having a moment…. But as more transgender athletes rise to the top of their fields, some vocal opponents are also expressing outrage at what they see as transgender athletes ruining sports for cisgendered girls and women.

    No serious journalist uses the word “cisgendered,” but plenty of silly hired propagandists do.

    But male-to-female trannies are to sports what Asians are to intelligence testing. The University of California system awards admissions based on academic merit. The state is only 12% Asian, but Asians account for a robust 40% of enrollments. The playing field is equal, but the players obviously aren’t.

    Same applies to men who think they’re women and compete in women’s sports. While pretending that men are actually women because to think otherwise is to risk career suicide, the International Olympic Committee shows its hand and admits that gender is more than a social construct by imposing mandatory upper limits for testosterone levels among MTF athletes.

    Beyond that, women seem to have an innate need to feel that they’re special and deserve special treatment and extra attention, so don’t expect them to sit by placidly forever as she-males snatch all the gold medals and the glory.

    Combine the insatiable biological need of females for attention with the biological fact that the male hormone testosterone leads to superior athletic performance, and it’s only a matter of time before an army of shrieking women send all these trans athletes back to the drag-club runway.

    WHY AMERICA DOESN’T NEED THE WASHINGTON POST

    Richard Stengel is a former editor of TIME magazine. We had never heard of him until we ran across a recent Washington Post OpEd he did called “Why America needs a hate speech law,” and it immediately caused us to hate him.

    Yes, the First Amendment protects the “thought that we hate,” but it should not protect hateful speech that can cause violence by one group against another…. Speech doesn’t pull the trigger, but does anyone seriously doubt that such hateful speech creates a climate where such acts are more likely?

    Yes. We seriously doubt it. You know what causes violence? The conscious decision to act violently. Words do not. This is the first thing they teach you in anger-management class.

    Therefore, we recommend that Richard Stengel be sentenced to ten years of anger management.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  4. #63
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-62/

    November 10, 2019

    TO HELP SAVE THE PLANET, SCIENTISTS ENCOURAGE BILLIONS TO DIE

    Anyone with a wooden nickel and two brain cells to rub together has known that this whole “environmental movement” shtick is simply another power grab designed to slake the elites’ endless thirst for Lebensraum and mass murder.

    Sure, they may prattle on about climate change or CO2 or global warming, but their main goal always has, and always will be, the bloody and merciless elimination of the world’s lumpenproletariat.

    A group of 11,000 alleged scientific “experts”—beware of anyone who calls themselves an “expert,” because they’re usually some snake-peddlin’ jerk—have published a warning in the journal BioScience that not only do we need to use environmentally friendly beverage containers, quit driving our cars, and stop eating meat in exchange for eating insects, we need to start killing people.

    Mind you, they didn’t come out and say “We need to start killing people,” because not only would that be extremely rude, it would also be illegal. But they said we need fewer people on the planet, and it sure sounds like they’re in a rush:

    We declare, with more than 11,000 scientist signatories from around the world, clearly and unequivocally that planet Earth is facing a climate emergency….Governmental bodies are making climate emergency declarations. Schoolchildren are striking. Ecocide lawsuits are proceeding in the courts. Grassroots citizen movements are demanding change, and many countries, states and provinces, cities, and businesses are responding.

    These 11,000 so-called “scientists” also threaten that the fat and lazy citizens of Planet Earth—many of them most likely Baby Boomers, although they didn’t come right out and say it—have squandered so many opportunities to save this big blue marble that it’s time for people-reduction. They say the global population “must be stabilized—and, ideally gradually reduced—within a framework that ensures social integrity.”

    We agree with them 100%. What it comes down to, though, is the bloody battle over who exactly gets to define “social integrity.”

    THE DARK HISTORY OF THE MORMON FAMILY WHO WERE MASSACRED IN MEXICO

    In addition to untold millions of unwanted illegals, Mexico has given us many things. Actually, that’s not really true—we investigated, and all they’ve been able to cough up is the nacho.

    Last week the horrific murder of nine US citizens—three mothers and six children—who were all identified in the press as members of the same “Mormon family” were killed after being ambushed by cartel members in the border state of Sonora.

    Christina Johnson saved her infant daughter’s life by tossing her onto the SUV’s floor after gunfire erupted. Thirteen-year-old Devin Langford hid some of his siblings in bushes to protect them from the onslaught, then walked 13 miles back to their Mormon community to alert relatives, or kinsmen, or whatever Mormons call each other.

    President Donald Trump tweeted that it was time to declare open war on the cartels. Failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney said that although he didn’t know the slain Mormons personally, it really sucks to see Mormons getting slaughtered like that.

    What received very little attention in the press is that the Mormon family in question—the LeBarons—have a murderous history of their own.

    They are members of a splinter sect of Mormons who initially split from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints after the Church outlawed polygamy. In a power battled during the early 1970s, Ervil LeBaron had his brother Joel killed. He was imprisoned in Mexico and wrote a 400-page instructional manual on how to kill disobedient sect members, complete with a hit list of names. Although he died in 1981, seven years later a handful of his family members carried out the “four o’clock murders” in Texas, killing an eight-year-old child and three former sect members.

    Is this the dawn of a murderous turf war between Mexican drug cartels and polyamorous heretic Mormons? Grab the popcorn!

    FATAL STABBING AT POPEYES SPURS NATIONAL CONVERSATION ABOUT CHICKEN-RELATED HATE CRIMES

    Whether or not our nation’s fast-food chicken joints are mere pawns of a sinister CIA/CFR conspiracy to sterilize young black males is far beyond this article’s purview. We will note, however, that black males seem to keep dying at them.

    Just as is the case whenever there is a new release of an urban-oriented line of sunglasses or athletic footwear, waves of violence greeted the summer release of Popeyes chicken sandwich, which is rumored to taste good although we aren’t willing to risk getting stabbed to death in order to find out. The poultry-based item sated the appetites of so many impoverished and downtrodden palates upon its release that it almost instantly sold out…only to be resurrected a week or so ago.

    According to an eyewitness of the fatal stabbing at a Popeyes facility in Oxon Hill, MD, the tragedy started when “dude cut in line”—chicken-sandwich-eaters tend to do that—and then “went outside” with their sandwich, only to be stabbed to death in the parking lot by someone who apparently lost their place in line after dude cut in line.

    So many wasted lives. So many wasted chicken sandwiches.

    According to a police spokeswoman who is black but appears to have a considerable bit of cream in her coffee:

    Our homicide detectives are hard at work on this one, but we have been able to determine preliminarily that this is related to the release of the sandwich here at this restaurant.

    If you’ll notice—we did—she carefully left out the word “chicken” in her official statement, although the murder was undeniably chicken-related.

    They say guns don’t kill people, but maybe chicken sandwiches do. It’s a documented fact that whenever a new designer chicken sandwich is released in an urban area and the demand exceeds the supply, violence inevitably erupts.

    People, it’s time we had a discussion about this.

    FORMER PHILLY STARBUCKS MANAGER FILES SUIT CLAIMING ANTI-WHITE DISCRIMINATION REGARDING 2018 RESTROOM SCANDAL

    You may recall a little incident last year at a Starbucks in Philly where a pair of black men seemed to presume that 400 years of persecution allowed them to pee and poop with impunity in the restroom and just linger around, their oniony body odor wafting through the establishment, without having to buy anything. The event actually led to some nationwide Struggle Session with Starbucks employees where they were apparently instructed to be very afraid of black people and let them do whatever they want at all times. It even led to insane headlines that start off with the phrase “Black Coffee and White Fear” without pausing to consider how ridiculous that sounds.

    To poison your mind’s well about who the actual guilty parties were in that incident, the two black dudes’ names were Rashon and Dante.

    Now a white woman with the perfectly acceptable name of Shannon Phillips is suing Starbucks for discriminating against her glistening and pearly white skin. Her lawsuit argues that she was offered up as a little sacrificial white lamb merely to appease the bloodthirsty hordes waiting outside the gates and threatening to loiter forever.

    Good luck to in your lawsuit, Shannon Phillips. You sound like a nice white lady.

    HEAVY-METAL DRUMMER SAYS HE’S “SICK” OF SEEING INTERRACIAL COUPLES IN COMMERCIALS

    James Kottak used to drum with heavy metal band The Scorpions of “Rock You Like a Hurricane” fame after he was unceremoniously booted out—and mind you, heavy-metal boots are not only hard, they’re very pointy—a few years back for being a lush.

    He now drums with the band Kingdom Come, which is a little sad when you consider that he’s in his fifties and that there’s not much “metal” about arthritis.

    He recently tweeted that he felt modern advertisements were pushing an agenda of miscegenation that reflected nothing he’d ever seen out here in the real world with his bloodshot eyes:

    You know I am sick of every other commercial having inter racial couples…this is not reality. It is Hollywood shoving it down our throat. I don’t have one friend or friends who live in this category…just saying

    It’s a good point. The advertising industry pushes “the swirl” in everything, not only when it comes to portraying couples. Have you ever hung around with “the guys” on a Sunday afternoon watching football, eating guacamole, and drinking beer? Did your group ever include that one black guy you see in all the commercials? No, right? Weird.

    HITLER COSTUMES MAR AN OTHERWISE WONDERFUL HALLOWEEN

    Even after slavery and the Civil Rights Era and the Rodney King and Trayvon Martin incidents, it astounds us that racism in America continues to reach new heights of “completely not cool.”

    Halloween is usually a time when the nights are getting longer and the air is getting crisper and the children dress in joyous costumes and, if they’re lucky, their Reese’s Cups aren’t loaded with cyanide.

    A souvenir shop in Prague—we’re not sure if it’s Halloween-related, but we’re squeezing it in anyway because it happened recently and unless we mentioned it like we just did, you probably wouldn’t even have noticed—recently endured a well-deserved backlash after featuring a rubber mask of totally evil Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler in its front window. The Israeli ambassador to the Czech Republic called the masks an “affront to Holocaust survivors.”

    In Kaysville, UT, a school principal and teacher have been put on leave after a boy appeared in a Halloween parade dressed in an “apparent Adolf Hitler costume…a red swastika on the sleeve of a dark brown, long-sleeve shirt…”

    Jay Jacobson of the United Jewish Federation of Utah, an organization designed to defend and protect Utah’s half-dozen or so Jews, sharply condemned the incident:

    This is something that offended a number of people, frightened people, traumatized people to see it. I’m hoping it wasn’t intentional.

    The school district likewise said that Hitler costumes in Halloween parades are just not in any way cool whatsoever:

    The district is taking the matter very seriously and is investigating every aspect of the situation. It does not tolerate speech, images or conduct that portray or promote hate in any form.

    All we’ll say about Adolf Hitler is that if he came a-knockin’ on our door looking for some Halloween candy, we’d slam it in his face so hard, that stupid little mustache of his would fly off.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  5. #64
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-63/

    November 17, 2019

    The Week’s Wiggliest, Squiggliest, and Giggliest Headlines

    GLOBAL CRACKDOWN ON *****: CHRISTIANS AND MUSLIMS SAY, “ENOUGH WITH THE FRUITS!”

    As rainbow flags unfurl and flap freely throughout the world as a tribal emblem of people who take pride in the fact that they find the opposite sex unattractive, a countermovement is erupting like welts on the back of a freshly whipped slave. People who only a generation ago agreed that what two adults do in the privacy of their own bedroom is nobody’s business but their own have now had it up to HERE with that fact that while they were minding their own business, the Global Sodomitical Mafia moved the goalposts and dragged everyone into gay people’s sex dungeons and are forcing them to watch with their eyes held open Clockwork Orange-style.

    Both the Holy Bible and the Quran state that when people of the same sex disrupt nature’s holy plan and waste their reproductive energies and fluids on one another, God gets so upset that you almost want to offer him a Vicodin.

    In the Republic of Georgia, a heavily Orthodox nation which straddles Europe and Asia and is thus liable to being penetrated from either direction, “an Oscar-nominated Swedish-Georgian gay-themed film” with the severely and almost incurably gay title of And Then We Danced premiered in the capital city of Tbilisi “amid a heavy police presence” because your average Georgian hates ***** so much that you start to think they may be compensating for some deep-rooted insecurities of their own.

    A mob of “far-right activists” torched a rainbow flag and screamed “SHAME!” at the thought of a film that not only refrained from saying homosexuals should be sodomized with hot pokers, but that seemed to actually celebrate this deviant and generally icky lifestyle.

    Earlier in the week, a member of the nationalist Georgian March party said he would not allow the film, which he condemned as “propaganda of sodomy.” A Georgia businessman “with links to Russia’s anti-Western and far-right groups” vowed that he and his henchmen would “enter screening rooms in six cinemas in Tbilisi and turn off the projectors…[and] shove back police if need be.”

    Georgia decriminalized homosexuality in 2000. By comparison, Saudi Arabia mandates the death penalty for both homosexuality and atheism. A new promotional video by the state’s security agency depicts atheism, homosexuality, and feminism as “extremist ideas” that deserve derision, scorn, shunning, humiliation, torture, and, what the hell, decapitation.

    Christians and Muslims have common ground in their full-throated ***-bashing, although the Christians still have quite a bit of catching up to do.

    WHITE SOUTH CAROLINA RESTAURANT OWNER ACCUSED OF ENSLAVING BLACK EMPLOYEE

    Most of the civilized world realizes that not only is Abraham Lincoln one of the ugliest gents ever to live, he also freed the slaves in 1863 because he loved black people and really didn’t say any of the nasty things he is documented to have said about them.

    Apparently Bobby Paul Edwards didn’t get the memo.

    A white South Carolina man who insists on always using his middle name like most white Southern men seem to do, Bobby Paul Edwards, has been sentenced to 10 years for keeping a mentally deficient black man as a virtual slave at his J&J Cafeteria.

    The black man, John Christopher Smith, started working for Edwards in 1990 at age 12 and never stopped until the law intervened. According to the Department of Justice, he “dipped metal tongs into hot grease and burned the victim’s neck,” beat him with a belt, hit him with pans, punched him, and—worst of all, we can all agree—called him racial slurs. He also threatened to “stomp” him and beat him into unrecognizability. Smith will also receive $500,000 in damages from Edwards, including $272,000 in back pay he never received while Edwards employed him. Demonstrating that he indeed suffers from a mental deficiency, Smith said he can’t wait until Edwards goes to prison and that “I want to be there when he go [sic].”

    Shame on you, Bobby Paul Edwards. It’s people like you who give a bad name to millions of good, clean-living, white Southern racists.

    IDAHO CANDIDATE: BUILD A WALL TO KEEP CALIFORNIANS OUT

    Few people realize that Idaho is a beautiful and unspoiled state that has been lionized by some of the world’s most distinguished travel writers. It is also one of the nation’s whitest states, with around 80% of its residents claiming heritage back to Mama Europa.

    By contrast, California is less than 40% white, although many of its rich white folks are fleeing to Idaho.

    Although he only garnered 2% of the votes in a recent Boise mayoral election, Wayne Richey struck a nerve with local Idahoans by noting that invading Californians were driving up the cost of living and potentially forcing natives to move to other states. When asked at a candidate forum what he would do to improve Boise if he were king for a day, he said he’d build a $26-billion wall around Idaho to keep the Californians out:

    It’s really, really hard to swallow when somebody sells their house in California for $700,000, comes here, buys any house they want in cash and still has money in the bank. Their kids get to go to college. They drive nice cars. And they get to enjoy everything we built over the years. We don’t get to enjoy it, because we’re working 40 hours a week and doing craft shows and doing yard sales.

    How long has the rest of the nation been waiting for California to fall into the ocean? Is there any way we could expedite the process and shove it into the ocean?

    CHRISTO-FASCIST COUP IN BOLIVIA

    Although the story has yet to gain much traction in the American press, a far-right Christo-fascist group assumed power in Bolivia last week, exiling socialist President Evo Morales, the first indigenous leader of a nation whose inhabitants are two-thirds indigenous.

    Multi-millionaire populist leader Luis Fernando Camacho invaded the presidential palace only hours after Morales fled to Mexico. With a Bible in one hand, he vowed that the natives’ indigenous religion was no longer welcome in Bolivia’s halls of power: “[I will] return God to the burned palace…Pachamama [a Bolivian earth-mother goddess] will never return to the palace. Bolivia belongs to Christ.”

    In the ensuing days, opposition senator Jeanine Áñez—another Christo-Fascist who says the indigenous masses have no place in Bolivia’s government—became the nation’s interim president. Back in 2014, Áñez tweeted:

    I dream of a #Bolivia free of indigenous satanic rites, the city is not for ‘Indians,’ they better go to the highlands…

    Spanish Christians crushed the great Incan empire 500 years ago but apparently they didn’t finish the job, so they’re back in Crush Mode again.

    “PERFECT FAMILY” FALLS APART AFTER DAD DECAPITATES MOM, SLITS DAUGHTER’S THROAT, KILLS SELF

    Neighbors in Harlem described Ethiopian immigrant Yonathan Tedla, his Jewish wife Jennifer Schlecht, and their young daughter Abaynesh as the perfect family” up until the point that Yonathan killed all three of them.

    Police who arrived at the scene found all three members of the perfect family in three separate rooms: Jennifer had been decapitated with her head placed in her lap, five-year-old Abeysha’s throat had been slit so deeply that her head was nearly severed, and Jonathan was found hanging from a rope he’d tied to a bedroom door.

    Apparently the couple’s relationship had soured since their daughter was born and they were in the midst of divorce proceedings. However, Jennifer said that she decided to keep living with him because she didn’t want her daughter to grow up without a father.

    No chance of that happening. Now her daughter won’t grow up at all.

    BEN SHAPIRO’S EDITOR: “JEW-HATRED IS INHERENT IN THE EUROPEAN DNA”

    Josh Hammer is the extremely gay-looking Editor-at-Large of the Daily Wire, a site established by five-foot-tall surly Zionist Ben Shapiro. Like Shapiro, he has no problem talking about ethnostates and his “people” so long as they are Jewish. Also like Shapiro, he condemns the idea that white people so much as deserve a collective identity, much less their own ethnostate.

    Last Tuesday, Hammer tweeted the following statement:

    Jew-hatred is inherent in the European DNA.

    Ooh, let’s unpack that big fat matzo ball right there.

    Not only does it imply that the impenitent Ziocon Hammer believes that race has a biological component—race realism is verboten in both major American political parties—it also implies he believes that anti-Semitism flows naturally throughout European blood. This is a shockingly racist, horrific, problematic, and unacceptable comment.

    First off, what kind of last name is “Hammer”? Aren’t those people forbidden from eating ham? Something stinks about this, and it stinks bad. We have no other choice but to conclude that this “Josh Hammer” guy is actually an Aryan agent planted by Donald Trump’s anti-Semitic Deep State to make Our Greatest Ally look bad.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11



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  7. #65
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-64/

    November 24, 2019

    The Week’s Most Laconic, Tectonic, and Cyclonic Headlines

    NORTH KOREA: JOE BIDEN SHOULD BE “BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A STICK”

    The combination of Donald Trump and pint-sized Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is a classic comedic pairing along the lines of Abbott and Costello or Dick Van Dyke and Morey Amsterdam. Both are skilled at dropping vulgarities on their enemies like so many nuclear bombs. The deep mutual affection that Don and Kim have for one another is like a light unto the nations.

    Our greatest ally in Asia does not feel nearly as warm about Joe Biden and his shiny fake teeth, though. Last May, North Korea’s official news agency demeaned Biden as a “low IQ individual…seized by ambition for power.”

    Where’s the lie?

    Last week, North Korea’s official news agency did itself one better and called Biden a “rabid dog” who is in “the final stage of dementia.” It declared that the “time has come for him to depart his life”:

    Rabid dogs like Baiden [sic] can hurt lots of people if they are allowed to run about….They must be beaten to death with a stick, before it is too late.

    We love you, North Korea. Please don’t ever change.

    DEPORTATIONS: TRUMP LAGGING BEHIND OBAMA AT THE SAME POINT IN HIS PRESIDENCY

    Even though Donald Trump built his campaign and scored a soul-stirring and breathtaking surprise electoral victory by promising that he would build a wall that reached to the sun, place all the journalists in work camps, and kick all the wetbacks and Muzzies out of our great and noble nation, he’s basically done nothing more than deliver political handjobs to whomever is pulling his son-in-law’s brittle marionette strings.

    At this stage in his presidency, Barack Hussein Obama had deported 1.18 illegal aliens; Trump has yet to crack the 800,000 barrier.

    In 2012, Obama oversaw the deportation of 409,849 people who had no gosh-darned right to be in this country and were selfishly slurping away on the public teat.

    Although Trump promised to deport “millions” of immigrants, he hasn’t even cracked 260,000 deportations in a single year.

    Oh, and how’s that wall coming along?

    Mr. Trump, we thought you hated the illegals as much as we did. The fact that you don’t makes us love you just a little bit less.

    REPORT: MUSLIM POLITICIANS ARE SOMETIMES CALLED MEAN NAMES

    You’d figure that after all the terrorist bombings and the genocidal actions toward Christians in the Middle East and all the threats to destroy the decadent infidel West and swallow it whole, people would realize that Muslims are their friends and that Islamophobia is worse than herpes.

    According to Niraj Warikoo—a swarthy-looking writer with a set of dark-brown “anus eyes”— “Muslim candidates faced hatred in 2018 political races.”

    It’s always sad when people are forced to face hatred, especially when hatred is so cowardly that it doesn’t show its face. How can you face a hatred that won’t face you?

    Imagine coming to this country, refusing to assimilate, and displaying open hostility toward your host to a degree that signals an ultimate plan of genocidal replacement…and then only being greeted with hatred.

    Mr. Warikoo cites a 97-page study from scholars at four universities titled “#Islamophobia, Stoking Fear and Prejudice in the 2018 Midterms” which allegedly “details the hatred that 166 Muslim political candidates in the U.S. endured during the midterm elections”:

    While many Muslim candidates reported limited encounters with Islamophobia among their constituents, we found a social media narrative of manufactured outrage that was disproportionately Islamophobic, xenophobic, racist, and misogynistic. It was heavily influenced by a small number of agents provocateurs, whose hate-filled messages and disinformation were amplified by networks of accounts operating on a scale that signals the involvement of organized networks.

    Actually, that sounds kind of cool and dangerous. We’re always looking for exciting new ways to indulge our Islamophobia.

    SOUTH DAKOTA’S WACKY NEW ANTI-DRUG SLOGAN: “METH: WE’RE ON IT”

    The best thing about South Dakota is that it’s not North Dakota.

    The second-best thing is that someone in the state government thought it would be a good idea to run an anti-meth campaign with the slogan “METH: WE’RE ON IT.”

    South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem attempted to justify the slogan but only managed to make things worse:

    This campaign is going to be about solutions and hope and how every single one of us in South Dakota can partner to be ‘on meth.’ Really the tagline is, ‘I’m on meth,’ and what it’s talking about is each one of us, no matter who we are, that we’re on the case of meth—that we’re protecting our family, we’re protecting our friends, we’re protecting our communities from this epidemic that we see,” the governor said.

    Oh, OK. That makes sense. So you’re not “on” it; you’re on it. It’s like if you said “Get the clap,” but didn’t actually mean get the clap.

    They must be making some Grade-A meth up there in South Dakota these days.

    MEXICAN CARTEL HITWOMAN CLAIMS SHE HAD SEX WITH DECAPITATED CORPSES AND DRANK THEIR BLOOD

    A 28-year-old woman named “Juana” caught our attention because she sounds like an interesting chick.

    Sitting in a cell in Baja, California, Juana—AKA “La Peque” (the Little One)—is a former hitwoman for the Zetas drug cartel who humblebrags that “Ever since I was a little girl I was a rebel, and then became a drug addict and an alcoholic.”

    To finance her illicit lifestyle and support her illegitimate child, she first worked as a prostitute and then moved on to more wholesome employment as a lookout for the cartel who, whenever she botched her job, would be bound with rope and fed only one taco per day.

    Juana says that the cartel’s mind-peeling violence was a turnoff for her at first. She says she felt sad after witnessing someone’s face get crushed with a mace, but over time, she claims she developed quite the taste for the old ultraviolence herself.

    A minor Mexican news site called Denuncias quotes Juana as saying she began to “feel excited by [blood], rubbing myself in it and bathing in it after killing a victim. I even drank it when it was still warm.” The site also says Juana “insinuated” she’d “had sex with the cadavers of those decapitated, using the severed heads as well as the rest of their bodies to pleasure herself.”

    Again, not the type of gal you’d find on eHarmony.com. Maybe Plenty of Fish, but definitely not eHarmony.

    STARVED FOR ATTENTION, GAY MAN FALSELY ACCUSES HIS BOYFRIEND OF RAPING HIM

    When men falsely accuse other men of raping them, all men suffer.

    Not only does it foster distrust in the male community, it breaks the sacred bond that exist between both straight and gay men, who are united in the realization that women can often be very annoying and even malicious.

    Therefore, let’s toss a stinking tuna bucket of shame on the head of a 34-year-old Indonesian gaybird named Fredy Kosman Wee, who called police three times claiming his 50-year-old “partner” Lui Cheng Kiat force-fed him a sleeping pill and then raped him after he fell unconscious.

    When police became suspicious about his account, Kwee folded like the little sissy-baby he is and said he made the false claim because he was angry his boyfriend wasn’t giving him all the attention he felt he needed due to the fact that he has some sort of terminal medical condition that we will assume is AIDS because that’s the likeliest suspect.

    “SLAVE FOR SALE”: TEEN FACES HATE-CRIME CHARGES OVER CRAIGSLIST AD

    Was it one of the most horrifying hate crimes to strike an Illinois high school in recent years, or was it a simple joke between friends that shows how horrifyingly hysterical American society has become over its guilt complex regarding the long-gone slave era?

    An unnamed 14-year-old white boy in Naperville, IL—which recently endured another ridiculous scandal when it was reported that a white patron didn’t want to sit next to black people at a local chicken-wings restaurant—is now facing two felony hate-crime charges and one count of misdemeanor disorderly conduct after posting an ad on Craiglist with the following header:

    Slave for sale (Naperville). Hardworkin thick nigga slave

    The ad featured a picture of a black teen at a lunch table.

    According to the accused’s lawyer, it was a simple prank between friends.

    How far has our country fallen when a pair of teen boys who’ve flouted societal taboos and become friends despite the fact that they come from opposite races can’t even pretend to reenact their ancestors’ master/slave dynamic without being punished rather than applauded?

    WELSH METEOROLOGIST APOLOGIZES FOR REFERRING TO TRAFFIC JAM AS A ‘HOLOCAUST’

    Sian Lloyd is a former TV weather presenter in Wales who recently came under fire for referring to a traffic jam in her hometown of Swansea as a “holocaust.”

    When people started screaming at her for daring to liken a mere traffic inconvenience to The Worst Thing That Ever Happened in History, she noted that she purposely spelled the word with a lower-case “h” and that holy heck, she’s half-Jewish anyways:

    Hey guys, it’s the noun with a small h. I’m half Jewish myself. Would never want to cause offence. Huge apology if I did….I did not do that [compare traffic to the holocaust]. And would never do so. It’s the noun with a small h, which is a bona fida [sic] word. Not the historical one with a big H. But clearly a bad choice. Big apologies….I meant the noun with a small h. I so did not mean it in the historical way, with the big H. Big sorry if iit [sic] caused offence. Obvs the wrong word to use. So sorry….I’ve been [to Auschwitz] & I’m half Jewish….A big mistake to have used the noun. So sorry to have offended folk.

    “Folk?” You know who else used that word? Adolf Hitler, that’s who.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  8. #66
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-65/

    December 01, 2019

    The Week’s Most Avaricious, Repetitious, and Meretricious Headlines

    “BORAT” ACTOR: THROW THE HATERS DOWN THE WELL

    It is said that comedic actor and satirist Sacha Baron Cohen makes fun of everyone, including Jews, but if you pay attention, he makes fun of people who hate Jews and almost everyone else—except for Jews, which may be related to the fact that making fun of them would represent a professional conflict of interest.

    With a net worth of $130 million, Cohen obviously lives in a tiny little insulated and temperature-controlled bubble which has led him down a path of delusion to the point where he believes that Big Tech actively promotes white supremacy and anti-Semitism—and he’s not joking.

    Without even the slightest wisp of irony, the alleged satirist accepted an award from the Anti-Defamation League—a group which holds social media in a headlock and destroys anyone who strays an inch from the orthodoxies they mandate—to allege that social media is a viper’s nest of Nazis and Aryan supremacists and hatemongers and racial chauvinists and people whom God clearly did not choose.

    Cohen called out the “Silicon Six”—a half-dozen billionaires who rule the tech industry—accusing them of running “the greatest propaganda machine in history” and caring “more about boosting their share price than about protecting democracy”:

    This is ideological imperialism — six unelected individuals in Silicon Valley imposing their vision on the rest of the world, unaccountable to any government and acting like they’re above the reach of law. It’s like we’re living in the Roman Empire, and Mark Zuckerberg is Caesar. At least that would explain his haircut.

    It bears noting that four of those six billionaires—Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and Susan Wojcicki—are co-ethnics with Cohen and everyone who runs the ADL.

    He even said that Facebook would have eagerly partnered with Adolf Hitler, which is the funniest thing he’s ever said.

    EXACTLY HOW MUCH OF A CRACKHEAD IS JOE BIDEN’S SON?

    Joe Biden’s son Hunter—the one who didn’t die—has been in and out of rehab a half-dozen times and acknowledged that he repeatedly bought crack cocaine from homeless people in LA. After his brother Beau died of cancer, Hunter started banging Beau’s widow, causing his own wife to divorce him and leading to a new marriage with a woman he’d known for less than a week. He’s also involved in a paternity suit with some skank from Arkansas.

    Despite all the attempts at rehabilitation that started years ago, as late as last year, Mr. Biden was spotted dropping “thousands of dollars” at a DC strip club and forcing workers to warn him to maybe smoke his crack somewhere else. According to a former manager of Archibald’s Gentlemen’s Club in DC:

    There was a smell of burning Styrofoam in the VIP room. We told him nothing illegal can go on here. We didn’t see anything illegal. After he was spoken to, the smell stopped. VIP employees suspected it was crack.

    As everyone knows, burning crack smells like Styrofoam, whereas burning Styrofoam smells like crack. So he obviously was smoking crack. So now, simply because Biden’s crack-smoking and manwhoring son was involved in some dodgy deal with Ukrainian businessmen, Donald Trump may be impeached.

    If that sounds like justice to you, forget about getting a Christmas card from us.

    WOMAN ARRESTED, CHARGED WITH SEX CRIMES FOR BEING TOPLESS AT HOME

    Tilli Buchanan is a self-described feminist in her late 20s who lives in Utah. Her face is nothing to write home about—in fact, it could probably keep an entire flock of crows off a cornfield—but since this is about her breasts, they seem reasonable to us.

    Late in 2017 or early in 2018, Tilli and her husband were hanging drywall in their garage. They were both topless because they say they didn’t want their clothes to get dusty—apparently neither one of them has a problem with their nipples getting dusty, though. At some point while they were letting their jugs flap in the wind, three of her husband’s children from a previous marriage walked into their garage.

    The children ranged in age from 9 to 13 and apparently ran and tattled to their biological mom, who said she became “alarmed” and called the police, and it obviously had nothing to do with jealousy that her ex-beau was with a new woman, because it’s a biological fact that women never use the law to punish men who no longer find them desirable.

    In February, Buchanan was charged with three misdemeanor accounts of lewdness involving a child. If convicted, she faces possible jail time and could be forced to register as a sex offender for ten years.

    She says she’s being unconstitutionally prosecuted because her husband was not arrested for flashing his nips in front of the kids. Even though she might be a drunken slut, we’re going to take her side on this because there is no question that male nipples are objectively more distasteful than female nipples.

    THE TERF/TRANNY WARS, CONT.

    “TERF” is an acronym for “Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist,” a term of derogation used to describe a woman who says that women’s issues are exclusive to biological women and that men who pretend they’re women are party-crashers and genital-appropriators who want all of the pity that comes with being a woman without any of the suffering, especially the monthly bleeding.

    Rachel Ara is a woman that many would mistake for a very ugly man. She claims she has been “openly gay for 35 years,” but one look at her mug makes us think that lesbianism is not her sexual preference as much as it is an island of last resort for a lousy female specimen who kills the mating drive in every male who beholds her unfortunate visage.

    Even though she apparently lacks even a droplet of charisma, Miz Ara was slated to give a speech about, oh, vaginas and art or something at Oxford Brookes University until some perpetually aggrieved casualty of gender dysphoria caught wind of the fact that Ara might as well be Hitler for embracing such a debunked, hateful, and dangerous idea as “women are women.”

    According to a letter pecked out by the weirdos at the local LGBTQ+ society:

    Rachel Ara is a trans exclusionary radical feminist who frequently shares transphobic discourse on her social media. She has openly showed support for the ‘LGB Alliance’, which is openly transphobic and seeks to isolate trans people within the LGBTQ+ movement. While this speaker may be invited under the pretence of academic freedom, we firmly believe that inviting such speakers infringes upon academic freedom at Oxford Brookes.

    Serious question: All other things being equal, would your average tranny or your average TERF win a mud-wrestling match?

    39 DEAD IN FOILED MIGRANT-SMUGGLING SCHEME

    Although American media has been almost entirely silent about the story, one would think that the real-life saga of 39 impoverished Vietnamese migrants seeking a better life in England—only to suffocate en masse in the back of a truck trailer en route to their final destination—would be a big news story.

    After all, even John Wayne Gacy didn’t kill 39 people.

    It’s certainly more people than the KKK has killed in the past few generations.

    And it’s more people dead in one shot than there are unarmed black people being shot dead by police in America every year, and we’re all aware of what a huge fuss people make about that.

    In late October, an Irish truck driver named Maurice Robinson reportedly passed out when he opened the back of his truck’s refrigerated trailer to find 39 frozen corpses.As detectives began piecing the saga together, it became apparent that Robinson was part of an Irish criminal syndicate that was working in cahoots with Vietnamese criminals to smuggle migrants into the UK.

    Why isn’t this a bigger story?

    Because according to The Narrative, immigration is good for everyone and this sort of thing never happens.

    TELEVANGELIST: IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS ARE A “JEW COUP”

    Christian TV pastor Rick Wiles is different from most modern televangelists in the sense that he doesn’t worship the Zionist state and realizes that all the love evangelicals have for Israel is entirely unrequited.

    During a recent monologue, Wiles blamed the current impeachment proceedings against Donald Trump on—you guessed it—da Jews!:

    That’s the way the Jews work, they are deceivers, they plot, they lie, they do whatever they have to do to accomplish their political agenda. This ‘impeach Trump’ effort is a Jew coup and the American people better wake up to it really fast because this thing is moving now toward a vote in the House and then a trial in the Senate….People are going to be forced, possibly by this Christmas, to take a stand because of this Jew coup in the United States. This is a coup led by Jews to overthrow the constitutionally elected president of the United States and it’s beyond removing Donald Trump, it’s removing you and me. That’s what’s at the heart of it. You have been taken over by a Jewish cabal….There will be a purge. That’s the next thing that happens when Jews take over a country, they kill millions of Christians.

    A Jew coup? Who knew? Sounds cuckoo.

    BLACK NBA STAR REFERS TO BLACK WOMEN AS “BULLDOGS”

    Patrick Patterson is a power forward with the NBA’s Los Angeles Clippers.

    Like many successful black athletes, he married a white woman who is at least three feet shorter than he is while insisting it had nothing to do with racial status-signaling.

    When someone on social media recently taunted Patterson that if he was not a millionaire athlete he’d probably be stuck with some nappy hood rat, he defended his wife’s valor while taking a swipe at all black women:

    So I should settle for a bulldog and act like I’m happy with my life and preach ‘keep it in your race’ to the world as if Dr. King didn’t fight/die for equality, acceptance, all cultures loving one another, and no hate? No thanks. That maybe [sic] your life but I don’t want that for mine or my family. Color doesn’t matter. Wake up.

    After the predictable furor erupted in the wake of his comments, Patterson apologized—but not to bulldogs.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  9. #67
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-66/

    Takimag

    December 08, 2019

    The Week’s Most Seductive, Obstructive, and Destructive Headlines

    VIEWERS: RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WAS TRAPPED IN A TOXIC WORK ENVIRONMENT

    Monday night at 8PM EST, for the umpteenth-plus-fourscore time, CBS will rerun 1964’s classic animated special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

    Because it’s 2019, people are naturally looking for ways to depict Santa and his elves as Hitler and the SS.

    We’ve all been able to read between the lines and realize that when Rudolph is forced to put on a “black” nose to hide his “red” nose, what the screenwriters are secretly trying to tell us is that he’s a “black” man trying not to get lynched in a “white” man’s world.

    Twitter $#@!s also took Santa Claus—the ultimate Old White Boomer Male—to task for running a sweatshop and exploiting the labor of hardworking reindeer and the strange and presumably sexually insatiable undersized human genetic mutants known as elves:

    Ultimately, you have to blame Santa for the bullying culture at the North Pole. Donner is just middle management. Santa put pressure on his reindeer, so they felt like they had to have the perfect children.

    Between Rudolph and Hermie…The North Pole seems like the most toxic work environment to ever exist. Ruthless bullying and then banishment to the Island of Misfit Toys.

    Did you ever get in one of those moods where the only people you truly wish to bully are people who complain about bullying?

    THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS CONTINUES: AMAZON REMOVES AUSCHWITZ-THEMED TREE ORNAMENTS

    Everyone knows that the Holocaust was the worst thing that ever happened, the worst thing that ever will happen, and the worst thing that could possibly ever happen, case closed, period, stick a fork in it and throw it in the trash because it’s done.

    That’s why making light of the Holocaust may even be worse than the Holocaust itself.

    The entire Jewish World and all of its satellite possessions exploded in perfectly understandable outrage when it learned that Amazon.com was selling tasteless memorabilia related to the persecution and destruction of precisely 6,000,000 Jews in World War II.

    One such item was a bell-shaped tree ornament featuring a photo of the Auschwitz death camp in Poland, which some anonymous joker apparently thought was downright hilarious.

    Another was a magnetic bottle opener with a photo of Auschwitz that misidentified the camp as “the former Jewish district in Krakow,” which, again, some faceless coward seemed to think was the funniest thing in the whole darned universe.

    The Auschwitz Museum—have you ever wondered whether they sell snacks and beverages there?—expressed its stern and morally unimpeachable disapproval of the death-camp-themed tchotchkes:

    Selling Christmas ornaments with images of Auschwitz does not seem appropriate. Auschwitz on a bottle opener is rather disturbing and disrespectful.

    Depending on how you look at the Holocaust—and if you don’t look at it in the officially approved way, we’re calling the cops on you—executives at Amazon either saw the error of their ways, buckled to public pressure, or kissed the rabbi’s ring and begged the rabbi not to hurt them. They promptly removed the tacky genocidal kitsch and issued an effusive and likely insincere apology.

    COLIN KAEPERNICK SAYS WE MUST “HONOR OUR ELDERS,” CONTINUES SHAMING HIS PARENTS

    In world history, has there ever been a black baby adopted by white parents who turns out to be even the tiniest bit grateful? Or do they all turn into insufferable Black Power Guerrilla Mafia retards?

    If mid-grade quarterback turned boring social-justice activist Colin Kaepernick looks a little strange to you, that’s because he’s of mixed racial origins: part African human being and part exotic jungle tapir.

    The white parents who adopted him say they’re OK with all his “I’m black, y’all” jibbety-jabber he’s been making ever since his athletic skills began their slow decline, but their eyes tell a different story. Their eyes tell a sad tale of heartache and betrayal and self-abasement and racial vengeance from the boy with the massive, banana-shaped proboscis that they lovingly took under their gentle white wings.

    On Thanksgiving, Kaepernick went out to Alcatraz and spoke at some Native American “Un-Thanksgiving Day,” which is some annual shindig where Injun-Americans show their gratitude for the fact that their European conquerors didn’t commit genocide against them by accusing their European conquerors of committing genocide against them, anyway, even if they actually had committed genocide against them, they wouldn’t be out there on Alcatraz accusing them of it because they’d all be dead.

    Kaepernick, worth an estimated $20 million, said something about “indigenous struggles.” He also stressed the need to “honor our ancestors and honor our elders,” even though we suspect that his actions are making his adoptive parents die a little bit inside each day. Later in the day he tweeted some gibberish about “white fears of Black equality.”

    Brothers and sisters, we will never have true equality until we all follow the same capitalization scheme. It’s either “white and black” or “White and Black.” You can’t have it both ways. That’s what leads to slavery—and always for the group that’s not getting capitalized.

    We actually believe that if black people can commit themselves to learning and practicing good and consistent grammar, Rodney King’s dream of us all getting along will one day come true.

    DAD SUSPECTS SON MIGHT BE GAY, LEAVES HIM ON SIDE OF ROAD

    If we were going to write a screenplay about a homophobic black father who becomes so enraged at seeing gay porn on his preteen son’s cellphone that he drops him off outside a police station and speeds away, we couldn’t think of a better name for the villain than Evenaud Julmeus.

    But some wise black couple who were already blessed with the surname “Julmeus” beat us to the punch by naming their little boy Evenaud.

    Evenaud Julmeus is a 30-year-old black man who lives in Haines City, FL who allegedly did everything we outlined in our screenplay idea above. He left his preteen boy—who has not been publicly named but whom we would like to believe is named Evenaud Julmeus, Jr.—with a duffel bag containing clothing but no money or food or phone.

    In the end, Evenaud Julmeus did the right thing—he turned himself in and is facing charges of negligent child abuse without bodily harm.

    We sincerely hope that little Evenaud Julmeus, Jr.—or Jayvon Julmeus or Geronimo Julmeus or Jehosophat Julmeus or whatever this young black boy’s name happens to be, not that it matters—is OK.

    “MUHAMMAD” BECOMES ONE OF USA’S TOP 10 BABY BOY NAMES

    Whereas fifty years ago, the only person in the USA named “Muhammad” was Muhammad Ali (we made that up, but cut us some slack), the name “Muhammad” and all its variant spellings has finally crept up into the top ten names for baby boys in these here United States.

    1. Liam
    2. Jackson
    3. Noah
    4. Aiden
    5. Grayson
    6. Caden
    7. Lucas
    8. Elijah
    9. Oliver
    10. Muhammad

    While nearly all of those names are absolutely repulsive, “Muhammad” is by far the most troubling, for obvious reasons—we don’t like Muslims because they’re sneaky. It is also the most overused boy’s name in the world, with an estimated 150 million Muhammads walking around the planet, nearly all of them with tremendous body odor.

    On the girls’ side, the Arabic name “Aaliyah” crept into the top ten as well, hovering there at the bottom of the list just like Muhammad but waiting to rise, rise, rise.

    File this story under “not cool at all.”

    YET ANOTHER STUDY SAYS DIVERSITY IS A WEAKNESS, NOT A STRENGTH

    Diversity researcher Robert Putnam has been saying this for years until someone apparently dragged him into a dark room and scared him, because now we hear he’s been backtracking and saying that all the different takeout menus and spicy cuisines are a good thing, but DIVERSITY IS NOT A STRENGTH. The very word “diversity” had severely negative connotations until its rebranding in the early 1990s.

    A new university study from Denmark confirms Putnam’s findings as well as those of any others who bothered to soberly examine the subject: There is a “statistically significant negative relationship between ethnic diversity and social trust across all studies.”

    The study, a “meta-analysis of 1,001 estimates from 87 studies from Western countries” led researcher Peter Thisted Dinesen to conclude:

    To be clear, the overall negative relationship between residential ethnic diversity and social trust is statistically significant and holds up when conditioning on a range of potential confounders and moderators….Extant studies have relatively consistently reported a significant negative relationship between neighborhood-level ethnic diversity and various forms of social trust.

    The study’s findings were supported by professor Erick Kaufmann at Birbeck University of London:

    Higher diversity is significantly associated with lower trust in communities, even when controlling for deprivation.

    Yeah, sure, whatever, but we still get all those different takeout menus.

    YOUNG ENGLISHMAN “DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO HELPING OTHERS,” GETS STABBED TO DEATH BY ONE OF THE OTHERS

    Jack Merritt was a 25-year-old University of Cambridge graduate who was stabbed to death on London Bridge last Friday afternoon by a convicted Muslim terrorist who was released from prison last year after serving only six years of a 16-year sentence.

    Jack earned a Master’s degree in criminology with a dissertation titled “A Critical Analysis of Over-Representation of Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic Males Aged 18-21 in the British Prison System.”

    Hours before he got stabbed, Jack gave a lecture at a conference on prisoner rehabilitation. The ex-con Muslim terrorist who would later kill him had attended the conference and was thrown out for unruly behavior.

    While his son’s blood had barely dried from a high-profile murder, Jack’s father warned us that to notice the irony in any of this would be to push an agenda of “hate.”

    This caused us to immediately hate Jack’s father.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  10. #68
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-67/

    Takimag

    December 15, 2019

    GRETA THUNBERG: BRATTY AND ILL-INFORMED YOUNG GIRL WITH ANGER-MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS SELECTED TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR

    Have you noticed that the climate this morning was a little bit different than it was a week ago? Based on prior experiences, do you suspect that in a week, it’ll probably be different than it is right now?

    It keeps changing, right? No one is arguing that the climate never changes.

    Therefore, the only thing that the little sour-pussed Swedish “activist” Greta Thunberg has ever accomplished in her 16 years is to encourage mass truancy among students on Fridays, which probably leads to them being dumber, and no one would argue that stupidity doesn’t make the climate worse.

    Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro called Greta a “brat.”

    Extending a wee bit more charity, Vladimir Putin referred to her as a “kind but poorly informed teenager.”

    In reaction to the fact that she just edged out Donald Trump as the TIME Person of the Year for 2019, the prez tweeted that Greta has an anger-management problem.

    We agree with all of this. We also think her personality is just as disagreeable as her face. She speaks very disrespectfully to her elders and should probably learn how to put on makeup at this point in her life.

    Edward Felsenthal is some guy who claims to be some sort of big-shot editor over at TIME, even though he looks like a lecherous woodchuck. He explains why the mag chose Greta to “become the youngest figure to ever be named TIME’s Person of the Year in the 92-year history of the distinction”:

    That Thunberg is the youngest individual ever named TIME’s Person of the Year says as much about the moment as it does about her. The 92-year-old franchise is rooted in the so-called Great Man theory of history, the notion that powerful individuals shape the world. Historically that has meant people who worked their way up the ladders of major organizations and were at home in the corridors of power. But in this moment when so many traditional institutions seem to be failing us, amid staggering inequality and social upheaval and political paralysis, we are seeing new kinds of influence take hold. It is wielded by people like Thunberg, leaders with a cause and a phone who don’t fit the old rubrics but who connect with us in ways that institutions can’t and perhaps never could.

    Someone open a window. The climate in here is beginning to stink.

    NIKE’S EXCITING NEW LINE OF ISLAMIC HEADGEAR FOR CHICK ATHLETES

    It didn’t occur to us until very recently—like, within the last three minutes—that you don’t really see Islamic female athletes too much on the TV set, and this is troublesome and problematic for both our future as a nation and our self-perception as individuals.

    Nike is a company that manufactures athletic gear, in case you’ve been living under a rock and smoking angel dust for the past thirty years. The company’s net value is around $30 billion, so naturally they identify with the struggles of the oppressed.

    The company recently unveiled its new Pro Hijab for female Muslim athletes who want to stay true to the Quran while they are running the 100-meter dash, swimming the butterfly stroke, grunting very loudly while whacking a tennis ball, and beating the snot out of infidels in boxing competitions. It is aerodynamic and allows for ease of movement while proclaiming to the world that you believe in a God who hates your guts and wants rocks thrown at you if you get raped and who provides your husband with 72 virgins when he dies no matter how pathetically obsequious you act toward him.

    If that isn’t progress, we don’t know the meaning of the word.

    CANADIAN MAN CLAIMS THAT BANK REFUSED TO PROMOTE HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT A HOMMO

    Aaren Jagadeesh is a man who lives in Canada even though, judging by his name, he probably shouldn’t. As if it wasn’t already annoying enough that he misspells his first name, we suspect that his surname means something derogatory in some exotic Middle Eastern tongue—“That guy’s a real jagadeesh; ignore him.”

    Even though it’s kind of gay and effeminate, Aaren went mincing to the Canadian Human Rights Commission a little while back complaining that he was unable to climb the corporate ladder at the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce because he is not a homosexual. He even says that his boss, whom we presume is a turd-burglar or at the very least a pole-smoker, informed Aaren that he had “no hope” of being promoted unless he joined their little gay “group” of men who lie down with men as if they were women.

    Aaren filed a discrimination suit with the Canadian Human Rights Commission, who laughed it away because they were too busy doing things like destroying the lives of standup comics who heckle back when drunk lesbians heckle them.

    But now a higher court has ruled that the CHRC has to review the lawsuit again, but they’ll probably laugh at Aaren again because even though he’s probably not a white male, he’s not gay, either, and that can’t be tolerated in the New Canada.

    MILLIONS OF ARMED SOCIALISTS ROAM VENEZUELA’S STREETS, SCARING THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF PEOPLE

    “Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun,” quoth Chinese communist leader Mao Zedong, but dude was weird-looking with hair that stuck out in little puffballs on either side like Mouseketeer ears.

    Even though Venezuela’s National Assembly declared back in January that some guy with really big teeth named Juan Guaidó was the nation’s interim president, Nicolás Maduro—who sort of looks like the bastard love child of Saddam Hussein and Cenk Uygur—has been the country’s president since 2013 and refuses to relinquish power.

    Maduro still largely has the military on his side, but to cement power he has been handing out free guns to form citizen militias across the country who harass normal citizens and threaten to blow their tiny brown coconut-shaped heads off their scrawny spines if they don’t straighten up, fly right, and act like good socialists who are happy to be living on three shelled peanuts and four grains of uncooked rice a day. He says he aims to form an illegal citizen army that’s four million strong in a country of only 28 million.

    Venezuela seems hopeless. The only thing that could possibly save it would be if Greta Thunberg came down and gave a speech.

    STUDY: NEARLY EVERYONE GETS MURDERED MORE OFTEN THAN TRANNIES

    What do you get when you combine the most annoying things about gay guys with the most annoying things about women?

    You get a tranny!

    And just like gay guys and women, they tend to complain so much that you almost suspect it gives them sexual pleasure to do so. We’ve heard for years now about how America’s streets are the killing fields for the transgender community, with hate-filled transphobes lurking around every corner just itchin’ to murder a guy who says his name is Marie.

    We recently heard about some alleged “epidemic” of tranny murders in the USA.

    But Wilfred Reilly—a black fellow who released a book about hate-crime hoaxes earlier this year—crunched the numbers and found that nearly everyone else except real women gets murdered at a higher per-capita rate than do the delusional sad sacks that comprise the bulk of the transgender community.

    Reilly compared recent death tolls for trannies nationwide—usually about a couple dozen every year, most of them black trannies and most of them killed by black guys, many if not most of whom thought they’d gone home with a woman that night—against a common estimated quotient of the population, which is around six-tenths of one percent, and found that the overall population gets murdered at nearly three times the rate of trannies, that men get slaughtered at nearly five times the rate, and black people at over ten times the rate:

    All of these large groups — blacks, poor whites, Latinos, men — have a murder rate that’s an order of magnitude higher than the transgender murder rate. That’s what I found. The transgender murder rate seems to be remarkably low.


    We always enjoy when black men use the word “remarkably,” because it makes them sound intelligent.

    TRUMP DANCES THE “HAVA NAGILAH” AND SPINS THE DREIDEL FOR THRILLED ONLOOKERS

    It was a busy week for President Trump and the Jewish community.

    Speaking at the National Summit of Sheldon and Miriam Adelson’s Israeli-American Council, an organization that clearly wants to put America first even though it doesn’t even put America first in its own name, Trump told many members of the audience that even though he knew they were “brutal killers,” they were going to vote for him anyway because “Pocahontas” would take all of their money.

    He also said that Americans, and American Jews in general, aren’t fanatically Zionistic enough:

    We have to get the people of our country, of this country, to love Israel more….You have people who are Jewish people, that are great people – they don’t love Israel enough. You know that. You know that.

    Actually, we didn’t know that.

    Last Wednesday, Trump signed an executive order allowing for federal funds to be withheld from any university that fosters a climate of “anti-semitism” on its campus.

    Where are all these campuses, anyway?

    STUDY: MEN AND WHITES SAY MEDIA IS GETTING WORSE; OTHERS SAY IT’S GETTING BETTER

    A new study from RAND—which, due to the very impersonal name and capitalization scheme, we always assumed to be some giant metallic robot—finds that men and white people say the media is less trustworthy than it used to be.

    We suspect they started developing these attitudes around the time that the media started endlessly bleating that white males were evil and need to be exterminated, but it’s nothing more than a hunch.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  11. #69
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-68/

    Takimag

    December 21, 2019

    The Week’s Most Vivacious, Flirtatious, and Salacious Headlines

    TRUMP GETS IMPEACHED—WE THINK

    Approximately two seconds after Donald Trump was declared the winner of 2016’s presidential election, a group of disgruntled malcontents became galvanized around the idea that his victory was a crime against humanity on the scale of the Soviet gulags or the NBC action series Manimal.

    They started screaming about miscounted votes, but when the votes were recounted, he had still won. Then, for two solid years without even a hiccup-length pause, they assured us that Russia had bought the election by, we’re not really sure, paying for some Facebook ads and watching Trump pee on hookers or something. Shortly after that whole foiled plot fell through, they acted as if Trump inquiring whether Joseph Biden and his son had committed any crimes was the real crime and that this will finally be the way that American democracy is restored—by ousting a legally elected president after spending three years doing the equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears and chanting loudly.

    Last Wednesday, the House of Representatives voted to impeach Trump on two articles—obstruction of Congress and abuse of power—but since the articles have yet to be handed over to the Senate, he technically hasn’t been impeached yet. He joins Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton among presidents whom the House has voted to impeach, but as of this writing, the Senate has never delivered a conviction through trial.

    Whether he stays or goes—he’ll probably stay and get reelected—the childish tantrums his opponents have been throwing ever since his election, combined with the fact that we can’t think of a single promise he made on which he has delivered, have combined to give us a case of Democracy Fatigue that’s so severe, it almost feels fatal.

    NERD: THE NEW N-WORD?

    Sonja Falck is a psychotherapist who, judging from the crooked smile in that picture, seems at least a tiny bit unbalanced. While appearing on Good Morning Britain to plug her new book, Extreme Intelligence: Development, Predicaments, Implications, she stated that using terms such as “nerd” and “geek” to disparage intelligent people constitutes hate speech on the level of that other N-word that no one besides the “N-words” whom it targets is allowed to say:

    I think people find it startling because very high IQ people are a minority group in society who are very much ignored, they’re not understood and largely neglected….It’s the case that very high IQ people are bullied at school for example, they’re a target for being bullied quite viciously. Things are changing, words do evolve after time, but there are many words like brainiac, egghead, nerd, that mean socially awkward and contemptible….Hate crime is simply about somebody being targeted in a negative way for who they are. A person with a very high IQ who comes across in a different way often is targeted in that way.

    On Twitter, someone said that Dr. Falck’s comments were “an insult…to your viewers who experience hate crime on a daily basis.”

    What’s truly inspirational is that here we have a brave soul who is victimized by hate crimes every day, yet still has time to tweet. The resilience of the human spirit makes us crash to the ground bawling multiple times every day.

    OPIOID-PEDDLING SACKLER FAMILY NOW PEDDLES HANDY OPIOID OVERDOSE ANTIDOTE

    The Sackler Family, which owns Purdue Pharma, has breathlessly racked up a net worth of $14 billion merely by peddling the painkiller Oxycontin. Pay no mind that since the opioid crisis began, painkillers have killed an estimated 400,000 Americans. That’s more than the total deaths either side suffered in the Civil War. It equals the average total number of people murdered in the USA over a 30-year span.

    Now, as luck would have it, the Sacklers are rushing to the rescue of America’s hapless millions of opioid addicts by selling an overdose antidote! The circle is complete! The cycle of profit is whole!

    Through their overseas company Mundipharma, the Sacklers have now received approval to peddle a nasal spray containing the overdose antidote naloxone, which previously has only been available via injection and is thus tres inconvenient when you’re in the throes of an impromptu OD. The product is called Nyxoid and has been approved for use in New Zealand, Australia, and Europe.

    In legal documents filed against Purdue Pharma, it is alleged that the company manufactured the opioid crisis for the express purpose of then marketing a second drug that could pull addicts from the brink of death. The company balanced “pain treatment” against “opioid addiction treatment” and noted that 40-60% of users relapse after only one treatment, opening up the potential for further profits. The company allegedly referred to naloxone as a “strategic fit” and a “complementary” product for Oxycontin:

    It is an attractive market. Large unmet need for vulnerable, underserved and stigmatized patient population suffering from substance abuse, dependence and addiction.

    Let’s develop a pill that will cure the Sackler family of their addiction to money.

    SAN FRANCISCANS MOVE THE DEFECATION INDOORS…AND ONTO THE FLOORS

    Once an epicenter of such exciting cultural phenomena as the AIDS crisis and the “Doodler” serial killer, San Francisco has taken a bit of a tumble and is only snatching headlines these days due to the fact that everyone’s pooping in the streets.

    Now comes word from this misty little trend-setting city that at least one San Franciscan has decided to begin defecating in grocery-store aisles, too.

    The perp is a white male with pasty thighs who decided it’d be a good idea to pull his pants down at a local Safeway supermarket, lay some cable on the floor, and then take the time to wipe himself. This implies that he at least had enough time to steal some toilet tissue before “sharing” this intimate slab of his insides with the world. Observers also confirmed that the bathrooms in the store were open, but the foul beast who passes as human decided to avail himself of the floor instead.

    Don’t expect the city’s new DA to reverse this trend, either. Chesa Boudin is a gap-toothed weirdo who was raised by members of the Weather Underground. He was elected DA based on a promise not to prosecute “quality of life crimes” such as doing one’s doo-das on a supermarket floor.

    Remember this lest you ever forget that City Hall is behind the literal $#@! show that San Francisco has become.

    FLASHING MEME GIVES JOURNALIST SEIZURE; NOW HE SEEKS TO SEIZE PERP’S ASSETS

    Kurt Eichenwald is a lumpy, grumpy, potato-shaped shlub who gets paid to express his opinions, even though they are dull and unoriginal. He is also an epileptic, but so are some of our generation’s greatest writers.

    Back in late 2016, after Eichenwald made some untoward comment about President-Elect Donald Trump being some kind of big bad mean awful person, he became the target of a certain Texas man named John Rayne Rivello, who made the following comments to other Twitter users in private using his account “@jew_goldstein”:

    [Eichenwald] deserves to have his liver pecked out by a pack of emus.

    I hope this sends him into a seizure.

    Let’s see if he dies.

    I know he has epilepsy.


    On December 15, 2016, Rivello sent Eichenwald a “GIF that strobed violently across his computer screen, flashing a red, yellow and blue geometric pattern behind the words ‘YOU DESERVE A SEIZURE FOR YOUR POSTS.’”

    Eichenwald had a seizure and claims he would have died if his wife hadn’t discovered his unconscious bulk only moments later.

    The FBI also found screenshots where Rivello had altered Eichenwald’s Wikipedia page to where the date of his death was the day he received the strobe-lit meme.

    According to a brief filed on Eichenwald’s behalf:

    A brawler who tattoos a message onto his knuckles does not throw every punch with the weight of First Amendment protection behind him. Conduct like this does not constitute speech, nor should it. A deliberate attempt to cause physical injury to someone does not come close to the expression which the First Amendment is designed to protect.

    On January 31, Rivello is expected to plead guilty to aggravated assault. It’s probably the right thing to do, even though we find it physically impossible to feel bad for Kurt Eichenwald.

    ANTI-RACIST POTTY TRAINING IN COLORADO

    Racism can be conscious and unconscious. Anti-racist lecturers want to talk about your unconscious racism, because, unlike you, they’re conscious about it. The racist things that go on in your unconscious are sickening to them, and they’re here to make you feel ashamed about them—even though you’re unaware of them.

    Coloradans apparently are guilt-stricken that their state is only 4.1% black—less than a third of the national average—and we are certain there are people in states all across this land who’d be willing to help Coloradans assuage their guilt by sending their black people there.

    Regan Byrd is an “anti-oppression consultant” based in Denver. In case you haven’t guessed, she is extremely fat and black and wouldn’t be pretty even if she lost a lot of weight.

    Regan—seriously, is there a whiter girl’s name than that?—seems to make quite a pretty penny browbeating people in this predominantly white state about racism, specifically about how they’re racist even if they don’t know it, and even if they are willing to be scolded about how racist they are, they’ll probably $#@! it up anyway because they’re white and can’t possibly have an idea what it’s like to live in this racist society:

    Being non-racist only exists under this individual-character status. Being anti-racist is, ‘I understand how racism works as an oppressive system and I’m actively working against that.’ And another distinction: You can be non-racist and contribute to a racist system. Because being neutral as a system rolls along means you’re contributing….I always like to say that some of the hardest work in anti-racism is convincing people who don’t think this is a problem that it is an issue. ‘Oh, I don’t talk to my racist uncle anymore.’ Doing that is not helping the work. White folks listen to white folks differently; that’s why allyship is important.

    She seriously didn’t just pretend that “allyship” is a word, did she? Suddenly, after all these years, we’re becoming fully conscious of our racism—and we blame Megan Byrd.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

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    the fact that we can’t think of a single promise he made on which he has delivered
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

  13. #71
    The Week That Perished

    http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...=Week+Perished

    Takimag

    December 29, 2019

    The Week’s Crustiest, Rustiest, and Mustiest Headlines

    ROBERT DE NIRO EXPRESSES WEIRD SCATOLOGICAL SEXUAL FANTASY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

    Robert De Niro is a formerly great actor who, alas, has gone paunchy and senile.

    Along with everyone else in the entertainment industry, De Niro received the memo that if he ever wants to eat lunch in Hollywood again, he must flail about flapping his arms like one of those weird inflatable puppets you see on used-car lots about how Donald Trump is the most evil thing ever to happen to our galaxy and if we don’t neutralize him immediately, our planet will explode and Satan will win.

    De Niro has formerly said that he would like to punch Trump in the face. All we’ll say about that is that he’ll have to aim high, seeing as Trump is four inches taller than the scrappy Sicilian half-pint.

    He has also called Trump a “monster.” And a “pig.” And a “punk.” He also said Trump is “too stupid to even know he is evil.”

    From all appearances, Robert De Niro is very upset with Trump—that is, unless he’s acting.

    In a sit-down interview with that seeping tub of suet named Michael Moore, De Niro expressed a desire to see feces—whether human or animal, he didn’t specify—smeared across our one and only president’s face:

    There has not been one thing about this person that has been redeeming, as far as I can see….I’d like to see a bag of $#@! right in his face. Hit him right in the face like that, and let the picture go all over the world. He needs to be humiliated. He needs to be confronted and humiliated by whoever his opponent is….They have to stand up to him, they don’t have to do it in an obvious physical way, but they have to have the formidability to confront him and to put him in his place, because the people have to see that, to see him be humiliated.

    Neither Travis Bickle nor Rupert Pupkin ever sounded that crazy. Suddenly it becomes clear that Robert De Niro has never acted a day in his life—he’s simply a mental defective behaving naturally.

    MAN SENTENCED TO 16 YEARS FOR SETTING RAINBOW *** FLAG ON FIRE

    Ignorance leads to fear, which leads to hate. Hate then leads to more ignorance, which is scary. Scary ignorance then leads to more hate, which always ends in violence. If there’s anything worth hating and fearing, it’s ignorance. And for all the ignorant people out there, don’t be hatin’ on what I just said. It just shows that you’re afraid.

    Adolfo Martinez’s mother probably cursed him from birth by naming him after Hitler. Actually, we’re not certain that’s why she named him “Adolfo,” but c’mon, lady, your son was born a mere 30 years ago at a time when everyone knew that Hitler’s unforgivable sins had rendered both his name and his mustache off-limits for eternity.

    Not to knock his mom too much, but either she didn’t tell him not to hate ***** or Li’l Adolfo didn’t listen to her. The homophobic Hispanic from Iowa just received a 16-year sentence for stealing an LGBTQ flag that was hanging outside Ames United Church of Christ and burning it outside Dangerous Curves Gentleman’s Club on June 11.

    Has anyone ever seen a gentleman at a “gentleman’s club”?

    Martinez received his harsh sentence not completely because homosexuals’ feelings are so sacred that we must protect them no matter how insanely sadistic the punishment is, but because he’s a habitual offender. But make no mistake—the fact that he will spend 16 revolutions around the sun while trapped in a cage is intended to send a message to anyone foolhardy enough to set flame to something that is sacred to the flamers.

    PEAK TRANS: TRANSGENDER WOMAN ACCUSED OF TRANSPHOBIC HATE SPEECH

    What kind of world do we live in where a man can pretend to be a woman so long as he doesn’t break character and say, “OK, I’m only pretending”?

    Debbie Hayton is a physics teacher in England’s dreary Midlands. Debbie’s parents probably named Debbie something like “Jack” or Nigel,” but we don’t want to “deadname” Debbie and get put on some hit list. At some point in recent years, Debbie legally changed Debbie’s name and received hormone treatment and sex-assignment therapy.

    Whew. At least we were able to get through that entire paragraph without saying “her.”

    At some event organized by a group of killjoys called Fair Play for Women, Debbie committed the self-hate crime of wearing a T-shirt that said:

    Trans women are men. Get over it!

    Debbie is facing expulsion from the LGBT committee of the Trades Union Congress for not only wearing the shirt, but for opining thusly in a published essay:

    Trans women are biologically male — in fact, being male is the sole qualifying criterion to be a trans woman

    Where’s the lie? In fact, the only lie we could spot is that this creatures calls itself “Debbie” and wants us to lie and say he’s a chick.

    According to Maria Exall, who looks like she could be Tucker Carlson’s younger, underachieving brother, Debbie’s comments crossed that “line” we keep hearing about:

    [Debbie has] gone beyond discourse, and the expression of alternative viewpoints, and is now propagating hate speech against the trans community.

    But that’s simply not true. And neither is the fact that Debbie is really a “Debbie.”

    This is all one eternally spiraling headache. Does anyone have any aspirin—like, five or six of them?

    RUDY GIULIANI CHALLENGES GEORGE SOROS TO A JEW-OFF

    We always considered ex-New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani to be a devout and likely Mob-connected Catholic, so it comes as a wee bit of a shock to hear him say that when it comes to Jewishness, he can out-Jew George Soros any day of the week.

    Responding to the allegation that any criticism of George Soros is rooted in anti-Semitism, Giuliani dismissed such meshugga goy talk:

    Don’t tell me I’m anti-Semitic if I oppose him….Soros is hardly a Jew. I’m more of a Jew than Soros is. I probably know more about — he doesn’t go to church, he doesn’t go to religion — synagogue. He doesn’t belong to a synagogue, he doesn’t support Israel, he’s an enemy of Israel. He’s elected eight anarchist DA’s in the United States. He’s a horrible human being.

    When a reporter later asked Giuliani how any Catholic could out-Jew any Jew, much less one as prominent as Soros, he said, “I’m more Jewish than half my friends.”

    Yeah, but what if half of his friends aren’t Jewish? And how is he measuring Jewishness, anyway? We’ll believe him when we see notarized test results proving that he has a serum blood level of at least 2.3 Jewtrons or higher.

    “SEX OFFENDER EXPERT” CHARGED WITH SEX OFFENSES

    If you were writing a short story and wanted to make one of the characters a sex offender, it’s hard to go wrong with a name like “Kurt M. Bumby.” The guy just sounds like a deviant.

    Bumby, 50, is a Missouri-based “forensic psychologist and national leader in the field of sex offender management.” For two decades he’s been advising governmental agencies across the country in the fine art of “sex offender management.” Just last month he was paid a staggering $280,000 merely for delivering a report to the Arizona Supreme Court about how to better manage sex offenders and, we dunno, make them less sexually offensive.

    Now he is facing charges in both St. Louis County and Columbia County, MO for child sex crimes against two separate children. The St. Louis case involves molestation charges from 1988 to 1994 while Bumby was in college. The alleged victim was the member of a family Bumby had befriended and would visit on weekends. The Boone County charges allege that Bumby sodomized yet another child of a family friend between 2008 and 2015.

    You always have to keep an eye on the do-gooders. Always. More often than not, they’re the worst.

    NIGERIAN MALES RISE UP AGAINST THE MISANDRIST PLAGUE!

    In a climate where it often feels like the entire Western media is trying to gaslight you, we find solace and comfort in the magical world of African journalism.

    Olatunji Ololade is one of our favorite African journalists, and we only say that because we aren’t aware of many African journalists. But he has a very lyrical name that rolls off the tongue almost as if one were practicing cunnilingus. He recently penned a diatribe for Nigeria’s The Nation which hints that African males are dealing with the same problems that besiege Western males:

    ‘Toxic masculinity’ is the new rage. It connotes everything supposedly wrong with Nigeria’s male folk. Coined in Western feminist circuits, an obsession with it at the homefront highlights the workings of the misandrist mind. Yea, most of Nigerian feminists are misandrists or closet man-haters….
    By chanting the sins of toxic maleness, they seek to force men on a defensive swerve. With delusional certitude, they aim to usurp the patriarchy and seize control of society. But like all things novel, they will enjoy their seasons of anomie and pretension to sentience. They will seem to ‘run things,’ until their sand castles come tumbling down….
    The Nigerian man must, however, live to thwart the onset of feminist dystopia. Right now, he manifests as a lost cause. Having strayed in the maze of perverse feminist plots and literature, he navigates manhood, answering to name-plates forged by his nemesis….
    By remoulding him into a demon, a doormat and social affliction, feral feminists or Feminazis, if you like, have gained an edge over him. The exploitative nature of rapists, murderers, looters, assassins, paedophiles, and tyrants among men further affirms misandrist claims against the Nigerian man….


    Is there any way we can hire this man to write a weekly column?
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  14. #72
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-69/

    Takimag

    January 05, 2020

    The Week’s Most Obscure, Impure, and Insecure Headlines

    A NEW DECADE, A NEW WORLD WAR!

    Years before he declared his candidacy for the presidency, Donald Trump made the following tweets:

    In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran. (11/29/11)

    @Barack Obama will attack Iran in order to get re-elected. (1/17/12)

    I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face! (9/16/13)

    Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled! (11/10/13)


    On Thursday, the Pentagon declared that a US missile had ripped Iranian General Qassem Soleimani to shreds. Soleimani had been a member of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps since 1988 and was the head of an elite military division known as the Quds Force. He was killed in Iraq, which has never come close to recovering after US military actions ousted Saddam Hussein and rendered the country an anarchic mess.

    There were unconfirmed reports that after the assassination, US Marines in Baghdad were actively arresting any Iraqi politician who declared an intent to democratically vote US forces out of their country.

    Iranian officials have announced that they will allow the nation to mourn for three days before striking back.

    During his presidential campaign, Trump had insisted repeatedly that American military involvement in the Middle East was ill-advised and disastrous.

    And now he may have started World War III.

    MAYOR BUTTPLUG: LEGALIZE ALL DRUGS

    As annoying as Pete Buttigieg is, and as much as he supports insane policies such as decriminalizing the act of having unprotected sex with someone without informing them you’re HIV-positive, every once in a pink moon the smarmy little gerbil-stuffer will adopt a policy that doesn’t sound completely fake and gay.

    In a pre-Christmas interview with the Des Moines Register, Buttigieg says he supports the decriminalization of all illegal drugs, which is not the same as legalizing them—violators would still be subject to fines and mandatory drug counseling, but they wouldn’t be locked away for years in the Stony Lonesome, nursing a cancerous grudge against a society so stupid that they think torturing someone will make them better:

    The idea that you can criminalize addiction or the idea that incarceration is the right way to handle possession—I think has been disproven by American experience over the course of my lifetime….

    I would not have said even five years ago what I believe now, which is that incarceration should not even be a response to drug possession.

    But what I’ve seen is—while there continue to be all kinds of harms associated with drug possession and use—it’s also the case that we have created, in an effort to deal with what amounts to a public health problem, we have created a bigger problem, a justice problem, and its own form of a health problem, if you think about the impact on a child.


    We are no fans of addicts. A good case can be made that a chronic alcoholic or drug addict can cause more systemic damage and suffering to those around them than someone who gets violent every ten years.

    But has society benefited from the effective legalization of opiates through the mass-marketing of drugs such as Oxycontin? Are we any better off that children are being force-fed legal speed in the form of Adderall and Ritalin? We don’t have Prohibition anymore, but we still have 88,000 alcohol-related deaths annually.

    There’s no easy answer. Drug overdose deaths from illegal substances and prescription pills appear to be at an all-time high.

    Clearly we live in a society that makes people want to escape from it.

    “WOMAN” DONATES SPERM SO THAT “MAN” CAN GIVE BIRTH

    The headline in The Sun read, “Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner’s baby with sperm donated by transgender woman,” a sentence that is crammed with so much unreality, it makes us dizzy.

    We now live in a world where men give birth to babies who were conceived with female sperm.

    The story expects us to celebrate the sordid little saga of 39-year-old Reuben Sharpe, who was born a woman, just gave birth to a baby about three months ago, and is still genetically a woman—don’t let the beard fool you.

    Reuben’s “partner” is a “non-binary” person named Jay. Reuben was impregnated via sperm donated by a “transgender woman” and was inserted into his male womb by a transgender doctor.

    We feel pity for the baby and contempt for everyone else involved.

    POSH SCHOOLS NIX SCHOLARSHIPS FOR POOR WHITE BOYS

    Last year, a black British rap star named Stormzy established a scholarship fund at Cambridge University exclusively for black students. He felt the need to explain that his motives were pro-black and not anti-white.

    However, two elite British schools—Winchester College and Dulwich College—have decided not to accept a total of 1.2 million pounds in scholarships targeted for low-income white boys offered by a 96-year-old philanthropist named Sir Bryan Thwaites.

    He argued that since poverty-stricken British white boys tend to perform worse at school than boys from other backgrounds, the scholarship was designed to help the disadvantaged. Boys in the British school system score an average of seven points lower than girls in math and English at grade 5. Only about a third of poor white students of both sexes score passing grades in math and English.

    After both schools rejected the scholarship offer, Sir Bryan said:

    If Cambridge University can accept a much larger donation in support of black students, why cannot I do the same for underprivileged white British? Winchester said it would harm its reputation by accepting my bequest, but in my opinion it would gain enormously by being seen to address what is the severe national problem of the underperforming white cohort in schools.

    Please remember that race is only a social construct—unless white people are being ordered to pay reparations or are being denied rewards. In those cases, everyone can identify a white person in under a minute.

    MUSLIM DEMON TELLS LESBIAN TO MURDER HER DAUGHTER VIA TEXT MESSAGE

    Is it even possible to be a lesbian Muslim? Doesn’t their religion forbid the eating of shellfish?

    An elderly-looking Muslim woman in England named Kiki Muddar somehow hypnotized Polly Chowdhury into taking her young daughter Ayesha and leaving her husband by pulling dirty online tricks such as posing on Facebook as a male lover named “Jimmy.” She even pretended to channel Jimmy’s voice while having lesbian sex with Polly.

    Via text message, Muddar used a mythical Islamic demonic entity called “Skyman” to convince Chowdhury that little Ayesha was “evil” and a “witch” who needed to be murdered. Eight-year-old Ayesha’s tortured screams were often heard by neighbors, who also reported that they heard her promising not to be bad. She was subjected to a session of “lengthy torture” before finally being murdered via a blow to the head. She was found with over 50 injuries.

    When paramedics found Ayesha’s body, Muddar reportedly told them: “Ayesha is always naughty. She was a naughty child and her mum thought she was possessed by the devil.”

    Surely there are Muslim lesbians who are smarter criminals than this?

    After the murderous lesbos were convicted, Ayesha’s father told reporters:

    It is impossible for me to sum up what has happened in the last couple of years….Our world fell apart. Everything that had happened over the past few years collapsed in a blink of an eye. Our world crumbled right in front of us…For moments in my life I block the world out completely and I try to only think about Ayesha, my princess, her smile, her presence, her words and her kisses….In my heart our princess Ayesha shall forever remain.

    The year is young, but that’s the saddest thing we’ve read all year.

    A DEAD END FOR DIXIE HIGHWAY?

    Sabrina Javellana is a precocious 22-year-old Vice Mayor of Hallandale Beach, FL, and it appears that she will not rest at night until Dixie Highway—which passes through much of Florida—is renamed something like “Freedom Highway,” or at least the part that passes through her town:

    Dixie was the term for the South during the Civil War. It was also a song that became the anthem of the Confederacy, with lyrics that were painting a positive imagery of slavery, talking positively of picking cotton. It’s not reflective of the times we’re in.

    A similar proposal was tendered in 2017 by a certain Rep. Shevrin Jones of Hollywood, FL, who suggested that the highway be renamed after either Harriet Tubman or Barack Obama.

    We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life problems. That place is horrifying top to bottom in the present moment, so they need to quit worrying about things that happened 155 years ago.

    THE INCEL PLASTIC SURGERY GENOCIDE CONSPIRACY

    For the longest time—in other words, the entirety of human history up until about five minutes ago—males considered the inability to find an attractive female mate to be a source of fundamental and crippling shame.

    But for many incels—a portmanteau of “involuntary celibates”—the fact that no woman on earth will lubricate them is not their genetic bad luck so much as they are the innocent victims of a conspiracy between government agents, virile males, and, of course, “the feminists.”

    On a forum called “Incels.co,” a commenter called Metabuxx—unless he’s a really funny troll—quite seriously suggested that governments refuse to provide plastic surgery—which he calls “looksmaxing”—to low-status males as part of a plan to commit genocide against the poor male beasts with whom no women wish to copulate [republished with typos intact]:

    The biggest problem most nations face today is overpopulation and there are very few ways to control it. First one is genocide of subhuman beta males as we are nothing more than biological wastes and our deaths won’t affect the economies of nations at all. …

    Government wants the new generation of men to be the descendants of Chads and Tyrones solely and since only 5% of men will be breeding with 100% of foids [slang for “femoids,” AKA “females”], the population is bound to decrease.…

    And the government extending its full support to the feminist movement whose primary purpose to put an end to the practices of women cohabiting with beta males further supports my theory. This is the reason why feminists glorify cheating, polyamory, abortions, hookup culture and women who do these things are labeled as empowered and independent….

    The reason why governments won’t fund looksmaxing surgeries is because if we get it, we’ll be as good as Chads and foids won’t be able to spot the difference between us and natural Chads. And if some foid mistakenly bred with us our subhuman genes won’t be exterminated from the genepool, which is not what the government wants….


    He sounds like a really sexy and well-adjusted young lad. It’s a mystery why women don’t want him.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11



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  16. #73
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-70/

    Takimag

    January 12, 2020

    The Week’s Most Insurgent, Convergent, and Divergent Headlines

    BEANER COMEDIAN OFFERS TO KILL TRUMP FOR $40 MILLION

    So-called “comedian” George Lopez must have had a near-fatal case of acne as a teenager, seeing as how his skin looks like a strip of beef jerky after withstanding aggressive mortar fire. Even though he was born in Los Angeles, he acts like he not only deserves to live in America, but that all the other tiny brown people of Mexican descent actually have something to offer American culture when their accomplishments are considered as a whole.

    Lopez’s “jokes” consist of nothing beyond the supremely stale “Did you ever notice that white guys do this when they’re standing at urinals?” routines that should properly be classified as felonious hate speech and should have seen Lopez deported at the very least.

    Responding to rumors that Iran had put a$80-million bounty on Donald Trump’s head as revenge for America’s targeted assassination of Iranian Major General Qassem Soleimani, Lopez used his greasy and stubby brownish fingers to type:

    We’ll do it for half.

    This is clearly a direct threat to the life of the President of These Right Here United States, and in a simpler and saner time it would have led to Lopez’s immediate arrest and lifelong public humiliation leading to premature cancer and a howlingly painful death.

    When “conservatives” online noticed this, “liberals” said something along the lines of, “Well, when your boy Ted Nugent told Barack Obama to suck on his machine gun all those years ago, we didn’t make a big stink about it,” although in reality they made such a big stink that it would have killed everyone, assuming that smells are able to kill.

    At press time, Lopez has not been arrested by the FBI; neither has anyone offered him $40 million to kill the president, simply because Mexicans don’t have that kind of dough.

    RICKY GERVAIS TELLS “WOKE” HOLLYWOOD TO GO BACK TO SLEEP

    Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as effeminate.

    While hosting the Golden Globes for like the dozenth time last week as if anyone ever cared about the Golden Globes, Gervais saw fit to give Hollywood a tongue-lashing for its tendency to support serial sex pests such as Harvey Weinstein so long as they spew the acceptable platitudes about women and racism and Donald Trump. In the midst of insinuating that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself, Gervais also lambasted the crowd of insufferable finger-pointers for causing human suffering with all their finger-pointing:

    If you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. If you win, thank your agent, thank your god, and $#@! off.

    In a sane world, George Lopez would be Ricky Gervais’s gardener.

    ONLY A QUARTER OF REGISTERED VOTERS CAN FIND IRAN ON A MAP; WOMEN TWICE AS DUMB AS MEN

    We all know Americans are dumb, although we don’t like to admit it; we also don’t like to admit that most Americans are so dumb that they don’t even know they’re dumb.

    As the Zio-corporate-banking-pedohomo elite try to rally America’s masses to get excited about yet another tedious and likely endless war in the Middle East, only 28% of Americans are even able to “point out Iran on a zoomed-in map of the region.” Men were about twice as likely as women to correctly point out Iran on maps, but that’s because everyone knows that women can’t read maps and are far happier being barefoot in the kitchen with one baby in the oven and another hanging off her teat.

    EPSTEIN SUICIDE SURVEILLANCE VIDEO MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS

    In case you were some kind of paranoid conspiracy theorist who doesn’t actually believe Jeffrey Epstein killed himself last summer, officials from New York’s Metropolitan Correctional Center have a handy explanation for why there is no video evidence from right outside his cell at the time of his death:

    After reviewing the video, it appeared to the government that the footage contained on the preserved video was for the correct date and time, but captured a different tier than the one where [the cell housing Epstein and his cellmate] was located because the preserved video did not show corrections officers responding to any of the cells seen on the video.

    Gosh, what are the odds? Well, at least that explains it.

    CHAUNCY DEVONTE LUMP: IN TROUBLE AGAIN

    The moment that Mrs. Lump made the decision to name her little baby boy “Chauncy Devonte,” she was dooming him to a life of crime. It’s bad enough when your last name is “Lump,” and the mere addition of “Chauncy” makes it so much worse. However, tacking on a “Devonte” will automatically make any jury member think “guilty.” The name “Devonte” should only be used sparingly, if at all.

    Baby Lump, who uses the name “BlackMan vs. America” on Facebook, is now jailed in Florida on a $100,000 bond for threatening to kill Donald Trump in retaliation for the recent assassination of Iranian military leader Abu Jabu-Jabibi or whatever his name was.

    Lump, who recorded the video less than an hour’s drive from Trump’s home at Mar-a-Lago club, wielded an AK-47 on the video and said that if no one could help him find and shoot Trump, he would have no other choice but to blow up all of Broward County, FL. Even if he were to do so, that would leave 66 counties in Florida, which still seems excessive.

    Not that we’re suggesting he do anything illegal, but the world could always do with less Florida.

    BLACKFACE MUMMER SAYS HE “AIN’T RACIST”

    Philadelphia is a wonderfully crass and horrifically decaying urban colossus that, unlike most American cities, has its own cuisine, accent, and annual New Year’s Parade where a bunch of banjo-playing drunks dressed like glam-era Elton John strut down Broad Street to the delight of the rest of the city’s drunks.

    It’s called the Mummers Parade, and like so many other things about Philly, there’s truly nothing like it anywhere else in the world.

    Because the Mummers are primarily composed of drunk white guys who play banjos, they tend to be insensitive to modern pieties. The 2016 parade saw two separate scandals involving the sin of mocking Caitlyn Jenner paired with the sin of dressing up as tacos and painting their faces brown. The 2019 installment featured one of the brigades showcasing a black man leading a white man on a leash.

    This year, a Mummers group called Froggy Carr faced backlash when one of its members, a certain Kevin Kinkel, wore blackface to honor a recently deceased friend who also had a habit of wearing blackface.

    Kinkel also said that he has, on occasion, actually spoken with real-life black people, who fail to see what the big dillio is:

    I talk to black people. They told me, ‘What are you talking about? You can wear whatever you want. That ain’t discriminating me. That ain’t racist to me.’ That’s what they tell me….I don’t do this a lot. My friend, he passed away. He wore blackface, so I’m doing this for him. I’ll be done with it after this year. But we ain’t racist and we don’t look for trouble.

    It’s a sad state of affairs in America when you can’t even wear blackface to honor a dead friend.

    MORE LESBIANS, MORE PROBLEMS

    Lesbians are so annoying that we are seriously thinking they should be taxed more than everyone else.

    Their divorce rate is twice as high as the gay divorce rate, mainly because women hate one another more than any man could ever possibly hate them.

    Lesbian ministers will do obnoxious things such as mock the very name of Jesus Christ by claiming they are in an open sexual relationship with him. But if you dare to mock their lifestyle, they will cast you into the pit of hell—metaphorically speaking, of course. In the real world, God doesn’t even speak to lesbians, much less let them decide who receives eternal damnation.

    Lesbian teenagers will do sneaky things such as wear baseball caps, pose as male, and thereby seduce unwitting girls into sexual relationships under false pretenses of actually having a functional penis able to stimulate her insides to the point of climax.

    Lesbians—you just can’t trust ’em.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  17. #74
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-71/

    Takimag

    January 19, 2020

    The Week’s Most Pointed, Anointed, and Disjointed Headlines

    VINCE VAUGHN CRUCIFIED FOR NOT KILLING THE PRESIDENT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE

    Standing a mere inch or two shy of eight feet tall, Vince Vaughn is a mediocre actor who has never been in a great film. He has starred in a string of anemic and mildly retarded Hollywood comedies which in a generation will be more forgotten than Orson Bean’s valet or Edward Everett Horton’s podiatrist.

    Like actors such as Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Clint Eastwood, though, Vaughn differs from most of Hollywood in that he doesn’t take his marching orders from some vaginismus-afflicted, man-castrating, gleefully baby-aborting Democratic Party apparatchik. He claims to be a “conservative,” an essentially meaningless stance that only becomes brave when one considers that in Hollywood, it’s an act of career suicide.

    Last Monday night at the College Football National Championship, Vaughn did the Hollywood equivalent of blowing out his brains on live television—he took a moment to speak cordially with President Trump. From all appearances, it was a friendly conversation.

    Seeing as how Trump has openly encouraged a nihilist wave of right-wing white-nationalist violence that threatens to become another Holocaust even though nothing we just said is remotely true, Vaughn’s Hollywood cohorts lambasted and demonized and ostracized and tut-tutted him.

    The climate is such that it’s controversial for a major Hollywood star to be friendly with the president.

    There were recriminations, death threats, and murmurs about a second Civil War. Triggered people accused the people who triggered them of being snowflakes, who in turn mocked them for being triggered. The left said the right was intolerant. The right said, no, that’s you who are the intolerant ones. People stopped talking to one another. Then everyone went home. Some of them ate a sandwich. Others, quite likely, stayed up all night and tweeted. Perhaps even one of them killed themselves, and as things currently stand, Vaughn might be the only sane one in the bunch.

    Mind you, we’re not encouraging anyone to kill themselves. But the way things are, we can understand the temptation.

    NYC SANCTUARY LAW ENABLED DUSKY ALIEN TO RAPE AND MURDER 92-YEAR-OLD WOMAN

    Reeaz Khan is a 21-year-old illegal immigrant from a backwards country called Guyana. The fact that he’s an illegal alien and is still in our country is evidence that our country is broken.

    Even though we’re pretty sure the War Between the States was fought because the South disobeyed the federal government, we’re not sure how that’s different from several progressive mayors’ current practice of declaring one’s city to be a safe sanctuary for illegal immigrants to flout federal law. Isn’t there already some kind of law against saying, “Hey, you—that’s right, you—please come to my city and break the law”?

    As already implied, this “Khan” dude—who has that sort of atavistic indigenous South American tree-swinger look as if Dee Dee Ramone and Mowgli from the Jungle Book cartoon had a baby—should have been ejected from this country merely for being here without permission. But he was freed without bail in November for assault and gun charges. And despite an ICE request to hold him for deportation, he was released.

    Surveillance footage suggests that it was Khan who raped and murdered 92-year-old Maria Fuertes late at night January 6 on a street in Queens. The woman, known to locals as “Grandma,” had ventured out into the bracing cold to buy cat food. Police say Khan attacked her and dragged her to the ground during a struggle, whereupon he raped her and left her lying “incoherent” on the street with a broken spine and rib fractures.

    Fuertes died later at the hospital.

    Khan, showing the sort of stupidity that serves as a further argument why he should never have been let into this country, told detectives that, yes, he was present at the crime scene but, no, he did not attack her. He said he chanced upon the woman lying on the ground and was trying to help her up when suddenly “he fell down, his belt broke, his pants fell down and his penis fell near her vagina.” He reportedly confessed to detectives that he suffers from “uncontrollable urges” and that “something came over him,” at which point he “’lifted up Fuertes’s skirt and [tried] to put his penis inside of her.”

    A few days later in an interview with the New York Daily News, Khan scoffed at the idea that he would ever need to rape a 92-year-old woman, noting that he had a girlfriend and had, in the past, engaged in sexual relations with other women who weren’t nonagenarians.

    BERNIE BRO SAYS HE WANTS TO PUT “NAZIS” IN CAMPS

    Kyle Jurek is a scruffy communist with a ridiculous beard who encourages a violent overthrow of the billionaire class on behalf of the international workers’ movement. Judging from our extensive experience observing such characters, we’d bet anything that he inherited a huge trust fund and has never toiled at an honest working-class job in his life.

    Jurek is also a paid staffer on the presidential campaign of the eternally appopleptic Bernie Sanders, whom we thought had been permanently derailed by a heart attack only a few weeks ago.

    In a recent filmed interview with the undercover rascals of Project Veritas, Jurek spouted the same insane totalitarian and fact-free mind-reading nonsense about how everyone who opposes Bernie is a “fascist” who openly encourages the literal genocide of everyone who doesn’t match their racial phenotype and therefore must be greeted with a terrifying wave of preemptive violence if we don’t want another Holocaust and all the endless movies that a second Holocaust would necessitate:

    The only thing that works, the only thing that fascists understand is violence. So, the only way you can confront them is with violence….I mean, we gotta try, so like, in Nazi Germany after the fall of the Nazi party there was a $#@!-ton of the populace that was $#@!ing Nazified. Germany had to spend billions of dollars re-educating their $#@!ing people to not be Nazis. Like, we’re probably going to have to do the same $#@!ing thing here. That’s kind of what Bernie’s whole $#@!ing like, ‘hey, free education for everybody!’ because we’re going to have to teach you to not be a $#@!ing Nazi….If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination or it goes to a second round at the DNC convention, $#@!ing Milwaukee will burn….We’re gonna make 1978 [1968] look like a $#@!ing girl scout $#@!ing cookout. Remember what happened when McGovern [McCarthy] got $#@!ed in Chicago in 1978 [1968]? Riots. $#@!ing people getting beaten by the cops. The cops are gonna be the ones that are getting $#@!ing beaten in Milwaukee. They’re gonna call up the National Guard for that $#@!. I promise you that. If Bernie doesn’t, if they $#@!ing take Bernie from us, then we have nothing else left to lose.

    $#@!in’ $#@! $#@! $#@!-ton of $#@!in’ $#@! revolution and murder and $#@!.

    This idiot thinks the DNC riots in Chicago happened in 1978 and had something to do with George McGovern. He’s also advocating violence and riots against “Nazis” while pretending that “Nazis” run America.

    He needs to be shorn of his beard on national television. If we were the violence-advocating type, we would also say he needs to be shorn of his head, but that would make us as bad as him—and that’s the last thing we want.

    BALTIMORE WINS THE S.T.D. AWARD; PEORIA MAKES THE TOP 20

    If you are one of those small-minded people who thinks that Baltimore only excels in murder, rioting, racial segregation, and rodent infestations, you need to broaden your horizons—CDC data says that Charm City has the highest rate of STD infections in the entire nation!

    In raw numbers, Los Angeles takes the cake, with over 90,000 reported cases of people who wound up with an unwanted affliction after an amorous encounter. Then come, in order, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, and Philly. Of the 50 states, California had the highest total number of infections, followed by Ohio and Texas.

    Ohio?

    But as far as per-capita infections go, Baltimore stands proudly alone as the only American city of 150,000 or more people with more than 2,000 STD cases per 100K in population. Other cities that made the Top 20 include San Francisco (of course), Milwaukee, and Peoria, which suddenly sounds more interesting to us.

    Half of the cities in the Top 20 were in the South, which is to be expected. There isn’t much to do down there besides having sex.

    GAY DATING APP ENABLES MURDER AND TESTICULAR CANNIBALISM

    Grindr is a smartphone app that encourages lonely homosexuals to meet under mysterious and anonymous circumstances in order to swap bodily fluids containing deadly viruses.

    But sometimes, there’s a dark side.

    After using Grindr to arrange a casual sexual hookup, a bald and obese 25-year-old Michigan hairstylist named Kevin Bacon—no, not that Kevin Bacon—was “found hanging upside down with his testicles cut off” at the residence of Mark Latunski, a man who vaguely resembles Rasputin, on Devember 28. Authorities suspect that Latunski had also cooked and eaten Bacon’s balls.

    Grindr is clearly a symptom of a sick society. We need to return to a traditionalist framework in which homosexuals meet one another at church.

    VDARE’S PETER BRIMELOW SUES NEW YORK TIMES FOR CALLING HIM A WHITE NATIONALIST

    Peter Brimelow is the author of the anti-immigration classic Alien Nation and the publisher of the anti-immigration site VDARE.com.

    Brimelow is an affable fellow with a thick British accent that requires subtitles. Although well into his 70s, his leonine mane of hair makes him look like he could be singing for Herman’s Hermits in Vegas.

    He recently made the extremely wise move of suing The New York Times to the tune of $5 million for labeling him an “open white nationalist.”

    If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone would have had to have said, at least once in their 70+ years, something along the lines of “I desire an all-white nation.”

    Brimelow has never done this. Then again, hardly any of the people whom the press routinely smear as “white supremacists”—and in this day and age, it’s a smear on the level of “child molester”—ever come close to fitting the dictionary definition of a white supremacist.

    We wish Brimelow good fortune in his lawsuit. In the event that he wins, we hope it sets a precedent. They can’t keep getting away with this.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  18. #75
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-72/

    Takimag

    January 26, 2020

    The Week’s Most Degraded, Debated, and Denigrated Headlines

    BIDEN ’N’ BLOOMBERG GO BLACK

    Joseph Biden is 77 years old, which is exactly how much time it would take to spend all of Michael Bloomberg’s money.

    Both are running for president, and neither one of them has an Italian water ice’s chance in hell.

    Both of them, since they’re Democrats, are making direct appeals to black voters by reminding them of how horrible white people have been to black people. Subtly, they also conveyed the message that we now live in a world where all serious politicians are forbidden from making direct racial appeals to white people no matter how many times they directly address black people.

    Biden appeared at a black church, told them that black laughter and group hugging is “contagious,” and insinuated that Donald Trump was in cahoots with the KKK and that their entire agenda consisted of “hate”:

    This president and his — the Ku Klux Klans and the rest of them, they think they’ve beaten us again. But they have no idea — we’re just coming back….I thought you could defeat hate. But hate only hides. It never fully goes away….Dr. King didn’t give up on the dream, and I’m asking you all, don’t give up on it. We can defeat this moment of hate.

    Campaigning in Tulsa, OK, Bloomberg recalled not only the race riot that occurred there a century ago but other white mob attacks in other states which, as we’ve already noted, occurred long before any of us was alive, so it’s a little weird for him to be bringing this up now unless he’s trying to rekindle some kind of race war or something:

    In just that short period, from 1917 to 1923, more than 1,000 black Americans were killed by white mobs in cities and towns all across the country. But the truth is: What happened during that period was part of a continuum of violence that black Americans faced even after the end of slavery — violence that denied them their lives, their liberty and their pursuit of happiness.

    Bloomberg further stuck his proboscis up the black community’s posterior by admitting that his “story might have turned out very differently if I had been black.”

    Hmm…how might that have gone?

    He was born Quantrelle Bloomberg to an unwed mother in East Harlem…During an infamous 1951 incident, young Quantrelle Bloomberg was bicycling when he was injured by a member of Chabad who’d lost control of his vehicle. When a private ambulance agency showed up and took the Chabad driver to the hospital first, riots erupted for days….

    A TRUMP-RELATED STABBING MURDER?

    Mason Trever Toney is a scruffy, chubby construction worker whose parents clearly didn’t know how to spell “Trevor” or “Tony.”

    Toney, 28, is described as a man with anti-government beliefs. He has been charged in Orlando, FL, with murdering his boss William Knight, also 28, by stabbing him with a trowel on a construction site, draping an American flag over his corpse, and escaping in a vehicle while shouting that onlookers were “terrorists.”

    Knight has been described as a supporter of Donald Trump.

    As we go to press, that’s the only “evidence” that the stabbing had anything to do with Donald Trump, but aye, the press be one bloodthirsty beast.

    TRANNY DOLL FOR KIDS DEBUTS IN RUSSIA (MAYBE)

    If you were to describe Russia as a ***-friendly country, you’d be incorrect.

    That’s why the appearance of what is thought to be the world’s first transgender doll in a Siberian toy shop has led to outrage, consternation, befuddlement, and the torrential unleashing of repressed desire in this resolutely ****-hostile nation.

    The doll looks sort of like the ugly young blonde girl in Family Ties, yet jutting out from under her dress like a sore thumb is a penis.

    Some have suggested this is merely a manufacturing blunder, but for those weirdlings who think what the world really needs is female children’s dolls that have dicks, this is a milestone.

    HILLARY POOPS ON BERNIE: “NOBODY LIKES HIM”

    Hillary Clinton is an almost assuredly lesbian sociopath who failed to win the presidency not because Americans don’t like women, but because nobody likes Hillary Clinton.

    In a four-hour biographical documentary on Hillary with the clever and catchy title Hillary, Clinton decides to open up her moldy womb once more and fire vaginal flame-darts at Bernie Sanders:

    He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It’s all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it.

    She also seriously said this:

    We do have some well-off people who support Democratic candidates, there’s no doubt about that, but they’ve never bought a TV station. They’ve never gobbled up radio stations. They’ve never created newspapers in local communities to put out propaganda.

    Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you do?

    UNDERAGE MEXICAN MIGRANTS GET STRANDED IN TIJUANA, AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE

    The sleepy Mexican border town of Tijuana, home of cheap sombreros and even cheaper donkey shows, currently boasts the world’s highest homicide rate.

    Experts—apparently somebody employs bean-counters to tally mini-beaners as they cross from Mexico into America—say that recent years have seen an upsurge in underage Mexican minors attempting to find employment at a Hardee’s restaurant somewhere in Los Estados Unidos.

    However, many of these aspirant service-industry workers only get bounced back to Tijuana, where they are subject to the predatory wiles of pimps and pushers.

    Nicole Ramos is a migrants’ advocate who claims that American and Mexican authorities are doing nothing to improve the situation:

    Under the Trafficking Victim Protection Act and the Convention on the Rights of the Child, an unaccompanied minor has the right to present themselves directly to U.S. immigration authorities. The idea that Mexican and U.S. officials are collaborating to prevent human trafficking is not credible in the slightest. If that were actually true, U.S. immigration officials would not turn unaccompanied minors away from the port of entry in violation of U.S. and international law and back to the streets of Tijuana, one of the most dangerous cities in the world, and the site for epic levels of human trafficking, particularly the sexual exploitation of children.

    All we can say about these kids is that it must suck to be them.

    MICHAEL MOORE: WHITE PEOPLE “ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE”

    Michael Moore is a stupid white man who wrote a book called Stupid White Men. Like so many people, he seems to find some virtue in finding no virtue in his people.

    He recently did a podcast for the music-journalism dinosaur Rolling Stone where he pulled a reverse Jesse Jackson and says he actually gets scared rather than relieved when he sees white people walking down the street:

    [Whites] are not good people….I refuse to participate in post-racial America. I refuse to say because we elected Obama that suddenly that means everything is okay, white people have changed. White people have not changed….Two-thirds of all white guys voted for Trump. That means anytime you see three white guys walking at you, down the street toward you, two of them voted for Trump. You need to move over to the other sidewalk because these are not good people that are walking toward you. You should be afraid of them.

    If that’s the case, why did he until very recently live in a lake house in a small Michigan village that’s 95% white and 0% black?

    Something smells here, and we think it’s Michael Moore’s gunt.

    MEN DON’T GET PERIODS—PERIOD!

    Kenny Jones is a “male model” despite the fact that he menstruates, which strongly suggests that he is not a male at all.

    He is now the star of a film called Pandora’s Box: Lifting the Lid on Menstruation, which seeks to uplift and not disgust us by peddling the idea that males are able to menstruate. The film is directed by a certain Rebecca Snow, who did some sort of movie about Hitler and the Holocaust that sounds like really groundbreaking work.

    Riddle me this, though, $#@!man: If gender is only a social construct and males can menstruate, how come it’s only females who menstruate throughout the rest of the animal kingdom?
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  19. #76
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-73/

    Takimag

    February 02, 2020

    The Week’s Most Frustrating, Irritating, and Infuriating Headlines

    DIDDY ACCEPTS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FROM PEOPLE HE SAYS DON’T RESPECT BLACK PEOPLE—WHICH IS A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL

    Diddy is a black musical artist who used to call himself P. Diddy. Before that, it was Puff Daddy. Before that, it was Sean “Puffy” Combs. Before that, it was Sean John Combs. He named his son King Combs.

    Instead of punishing him for such outrageous behavior, society has instead rewarded him. His estimated net worth is around $855 million. We’re not sure exactly how much of that can reasonably be considered as reparations for slavery.

    At a pre-Grammy Gala in LA while surrounded by overpaid and undertalented black entertainers with equally outrageous names such as Jay-Z, Beyonce, Cardi B, Ma$e, and Lil’ Kim, Diddy was again unfairly rewarded by society with some kind of meaningless Salute to Industry Icons award.

    He diddled and daddled aimlessly for a total of about 50 minutes, and 40 minutes into it he decided to accuse an industry which lavishly rewards talentless black entertainers who have ridiculous names of being racist against black people:

    There’s something that I need to say to the Grammys — and I say this with love. Every year y’all be killing us. I’m speaking for all the artists and executives: in the great words of Erykah Badu, “We are artists and we are sensitive about our $#@!.” For most of us, this is all we’ve got. This is our only hope. Truth be told, hip-hop has never been respected by the Grammys. Black music has never been respected by the Grammys.

    As the disproportionately black crowd roared with approval, Diddy cracked his whip and ordered his elderly white chauffeur to drive him back to his underwater mansion in his golden nuclear submarine.

    BURNED BY HIS OWN DNA TEST, HUNTER BIDEN FORCED TO FORK OVER CHILD SUPPORT TO ARKANSAS STRIPPER

    Last year, Joe Biden made history when he declared his candidacy to become the only person over 100 years old to seriously campaign for president. Then his son Hunter—who allegedly does a lot of drugs and bangs a lot of hos and has that heavy-lidded look that suggests low cognitive functioning—sat on some Ukrainian executive board and now Donald Trump is getting impeached or maybe not or something.

    An Arkansas court recently ordered Young Mr. Biden to make child support payments to former stripper Lunden Alexis Roberts, a blonde Southerner who, if you want us to be absolutely brutal, is a little bit too much with both the nose and the teeth there. Although Biden had denied this human pelican’s one-year-old baby is his, the DNA results called him a liar. Although he has pled poverty, he is often spotted driving Porsches around Beverly Hills.

    We have a strong feeling that this turn of events will lead to a spiral of recriminations, false accusations, revenge plots, and extortion schemes for a man who is already under tremendous stress due to the fact that he has to change his father’s diapers every six hours.

    AUSTRALIAN WOMAN DIES IN CAKE-EATING CONTEST; EXPERTS WORRY IF THIS WILL LEAD TO ANTI-CAKIST VIOLENCE

    A sweet and mercifully unnamed 60-year-old Australian woman suffered a seizure and died after she “shoveled a lamington into her mouth” during a cake and meat pie-eating contest at the Beach House Hotel to honor Australia Day.

    In case you’ve never eaten one, a lamington is an Australian confection made of little sponge cakes ranging in size from a large sugar cube to a Twinkie. They are typically slathered in chocolate, strawberry, or lemon sauce and sprinkled with grated coconut.

    The unnamed author of this column has been to Australia and, yes, in case you were wondering, he has eaten lamingtons before. He can’t understand how these tiny treats could kill anyone. They’re too soft and small. So it clearly wasn’t the cake. It was the shoveling. If you want to get technical, it was the woman’s fault. Yes, it’s a tragedy, but without the shoveling, she’d still be alive. The cake itself couldn’t have killed her.

    All the experts we consulted showed absolutely no regard for the woman who died, even though, as we’ve already demonstrated, it was really her fault. Instead, in unison they expressed concern that this tragedy would lead to an outbreak of anti-cake hate speech and a nationwide outbreak of bakery bombings.

    BRITISH DETECTIVE TOLD THEY WERE INSTRUCTED TO LOOK AWAY FROM ASIAN GROOMING GANGS, “GET OTHER ETHNICITIES” INSTEAD

    A report based on a two-year inquiry commissioned by the Greater Manchester mayor to investigate “the historic failings of police and social workers” regarding the sexual exploitation of children concluded that girls were groomed and abused “in plain sight.” According to an unnamed detective, investigators were told to ignore the fact that most of the perpetrators were Asian:

    What had a massive input was the offending target group were predominantly Asian males and we were told to try and get other ethnicities.

    So they were essentially told to look the other way while indigenous British girls were being raped, because the larger public interest involves protecting the feelings of Muslim rape gangs because of “sensitive community issues” or other such balderdash.

    Police suspect that at least 57 girls were groomed and raped by an estimated 100 perpetrators. In one case, a 50-year-old man injected a 15-year-old girl with heroin, causing her death.

    Why didn’t that case alone lead to torch mobs and looting? Not sensitive enough.

    TRUMP’S SPIRITUAL ADVISER DEFENDS “SATANIC WOMBS” COMMENT

    President Trump has an official spiritual adviser named Paula White, who, eh, apparently advises him on spiritual matters. We have no idea what sort of spiritual dilemmas Mr. Trump finds himself in, but we’d love to be a fly on the wall during one of his spiritual conversations with this woman whom we will assume he is also banging.

    During some old-time-religion whoopin’-and-hollerin’ style spiritual hootenanny at the City of Destiny church in an Orlando suburb on January 5, White was filmed herkin’ and jerkin’ and tellin’ the Devil to take a hike:

    In the name of Jesus, we command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now. We declare that anything that’s been conceived in satanic wombs that it’ll miscarry, it will not be able to carry forth any plan of destruction, any plan of harm.

    Sounds a little controlling. At press time, none of the satanic pregnancies could be reached for comment on whether they followed her command and self-aborted.

    Some found her comments strange, seeing as they seem to clash with the whole “abortion is Satanic” line that these types have been peddling ever since Roe v. Wade.

    When asked to explain her comments, White said she was talking about demonic fetuses, not human ones. She also accused her detractors of taking her comments “out of context” for “political gain.”

    She didn’t appear to realize that her detractors will use the fact that she believes in demonic fetuses against her for political gain for the rest of her life. Mr. Trump, despite how good she might be at oral, you need to fire this daffy dame right now.

    DIAGNOSING WHITENESS

    Anti-whiteness gives people of all races an excuse to be racist in the name of anti-racism. It’s truly that warped.

    Increasingly—even though race doesn’t exist—whiteness is being portrayed not only as a spiritual shortcoming, but also as a psychological and physical ailment.

    “On Having Whiteness” is the name of a two-credit course at New York’s Center for Modern Psychoanalytic Studies. It is taught by Donald Moss, author of a book called At War with the Obvious.

    Donald Moss will discuss whiteness as a condition one first acquires and then one has–a malignant, parasitic-like condition to which “white” people have a particular susceptibility. He describes the condition as being foundational, generating characteristic ways of being in one’s body, in one’s mind, and in one’s world: Parasitic whiteness renders its hosts’ appetites voracious, insatiable, and perverse; these deformed appetites particularly target non-white people; and, once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment requires a combination of psychological and social-historical interventions, which can reasonably aim only to reshape whiteness’ infiltrated appetites – to reduce their intensities, to redistribute their aims, and to occasionally turn those aims toward the work of reparation….There is not yet a permanent cure.

    What seems obvious to everyone except Donald Moss is that his language is genocidal, despite how it cloaks itself in a veneer of anti-racism that’s as thin and transparent as onionskin.

    A book review in British journal The Lancet—which until now we thought was a medical periodical rather than a propaganda mouthpiece—uses similar genocidal language:

    For humans to use whiteness to manufacture access and privilege, they must engineer scarcity and loss. This entanglement between access and scarcity, privilege and loss, means white people’s unearned advantages have always been tethered to a legacy of untold deaths. This is not the result of an emotional positioning, but a structural one. In Dying of Whiteness, Metzl intricately outlines this structural framework but too often anchors it to an emotional foundation his analysis both critiques and depends on. This is perhaps why his conclusion is to “Promote more healthy and self-reflective frameworks…of structural whiteness” when the only solution is to eliminate whiteness all together. [sic]

    It’s a lonely feeling being sane when most of the world has gone crazy.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  20. #77
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-74/

    Takimag

    February 09, 2020

    The Week’s Most Abusive, Elusive, and Intrusive Headlines

    LEAKED TAPES REVEAL AMBER HEARD, NOT JOHNNY DEPP, WAS THE VIOLENT ONE

    Johnny Depp was an actor who, until he overdid it with the booze and drugs, was considered by women across the world to be an absolute cutie-pie.

    His ex-wife Amber Heard is a fire-crotch bisexual who has gained most of her fame by accusing Johnny of beating her.

    They married in 2015 and got divorced 15 months later amid accusations of domestic abuse. In August 2016, Heard agreed to an out-of-court settlement to the tune of $7 million with the understanding that she’d shut the hell up about being a poor battered woman.

    In December 2018, Heard broke the agreement by writing an OpEd in the Washington Post claiming to be the victim of horrid domestic abuse by a man she did not name but whom everyone assumed was Depp.

    In May of 2019, Depp slammed his ex with a $50-million defamation lawsuit, claiming he was axed from his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in those dumb pirate movies because of her insinuation that he’d smacked around the half-lesbian during their marriage. The suit stated that Heard, not Depp, was the violent one of the pair:

    …while mixing prescription amphetamines and non-prescription drugs with alcohol, [Amber Heard] hit, punched and kicked me. She also repeatedly and frequently threw objects into my body and head, including heavy bottles, soda cans, burning candles, television remote controls and paint thinner cans, which severely injured me.

    Because we’ve been trained to believe and sympathize with women in any dispute she may pick with a man, most people believed Heard and stigmatized Depp.

    Then last week the Daily Mail released a recording from October 2015—while the pair were married but for some reason were recording themselves arguing over exactly who was abusing whom. In the recording, Amber not only admits to hitting Depp—she says she’d thrown vases, pans, and pots at him the night before:

    I’m sorry that I didn’t, uh, uh, hit you across the face in a proper slap, but I was hitting you, it was not punching you. Babe, you’re not punched….I don’t know what the motion of my actual hand was, but you’re fine. I did not hurt you, I did not punch you, I was hitting you….I can’t promise you I won’t get physical again….God, I $#@!ing sometimes get so mad I lose it. I $#@!ing promise you I can do everything to change.

    The leak came hot on the heels of another recording of a conversation the pair recorded sometime between separating and the divorce settlement. They are discussing an event that happened in Australia shortly after they were married in which, according to Depp, Heard “went berserk” after he asked her to sign a “postnup,” leading her to throw a bottle at him which shattered and ripped off his fingertip. Depp is calm throughout the call, while Heard sounds like a shrieking violent dyke:

    You can please tell people that it was a fair fight, and see what the jury and judge thinks. Tell the world Johnny, tell them Johnny Depp, I Johnny Depp, a man, I’m a victim too of domestic violence….And I, you know, it’s a fair fight. And see how many people believe or side with you…. Have I ever been able to knock you off of your feet? Or knock you off balance?… You’re going to get up on the stand, Johnny, and say, ‘she started it’? Really?

    Naturally, Heard’s supporters, enablers, and legal counsel are in full Gaslight Mode, saying that Depp is merely practicing the sort of evil manipulation so common to abusers:

    He is projecting his own guilt and violence onto a fragile, innocent victim.

    Too bad anyone who hears those tapes can instantly tell in their guts who was malicious and who was trying to keep the peace.

    When the lid finally goes back on top of Pandora’s Box, we need to weld it shut this time.

    CAMP R.A.T.T.: A WHOLE TOWN FOR HOMELESS PEOPLE!

    If you thought homeless people were just a bunch of mentally unstable, genetically deficient and ethically repugnant drug addicts, sex perverts, and layabouts, we agree with you.

    But in a tent city that sits in an empty cement lot off US 183 in East Austin, TX, a gaggle of hobos has declared their little patch of concrete a sovereign village called “Camp R.A.T.T.: Responsible Adult Transition Town.”

    Let’s not mention the highly sensitive fact that, if these bums were remotely responsible, they wouldn’t be in this position well into adulthood. According to the R.A.T.T. secretary Cori Roberts:

    We give everybody a chance. We don’t judge your past history or nothing like that….We wanted to show people that we’re not just criminals, drug addicts, slobs, bums off the street…That we’re actually just like anybody else in this community, just without a house.

    Well, without a job, too. And without many teeth. And definitely without soap. If you want us to treat you like humans, you’ll have to come up with something better than this.

    MISSOURI BILL WOULD JAIL LIBRARIANS FOR LOANING SEXY BOOKS TO MINORS

    Many civil libertarians and right-leaning activists concerned with free speech and the deplatforming of political dissidents sounded alarums last week at a proposed Missouri bill that would potentially jail librarians for loaning out “inappropriate” reading material.

    It’s a moral panic, though—the bill was restricted to “age-inappropriate sexual material” that may fall in the hands of children. And as many have stated, there are already laws against showing wee-wees and boobies to kids as well as books that describe explicit acts involving wee-wees and boobies.

    Meanwhile, on social media, anyone with politically inappropriate opinions is being silenced. That’s not a moral panic. That’s actually happening. Thoughtcrimes are the new child porn.

    MUSLIM FATHER IN ENGLAND WOULD RATHER GO TO JAIL THAN HAVE HIS SON LEARN ABOUT TRANS ACCEPTANCE IN SCHOOL

    Jabar Hussain is a burly 51-year-old Muslim father who lives in Birmingham, England, but for now we won’t call for his deportation or enslavement.

    After withdrawing his nine-year-old son Amin from school—again, we’ll deal with the fact that there are nine-year-olds named “Amin” in British schools at some point in the indeterminate future—over the fact that he was being forced to read books such as And Tango Makes Three—an illustrated fable about two gay penguins who adopt a baby—and Introducing Teddy, which is about a male teddy bear who feels in his heart that he’s a girl, Hussain was informed that he may be liable to arrest and imprisonment.

    He says he is willing to be jailed to protect his son from growing up gender-confused.

    If only indigenous Britons were as principled over the fact that people named “Jabar” and “Amin” are now living in Britain, they might still have a country over there.

    MINISTER ANNOUNCES “FAGGGOTS ARE MAGGOTS” TOUR

    Michael Heath is a “long-time anti-LGBTQ activist in Maine” who is obsessed with hommos to the point where you’re forced to wonder why he just doesn’t turn around and look away.

    On a recent livestream with some other fagg-bashin’ Christian, he said that Donald Trump’s irreverent fearlessness has inspired him to embark upon a “Fagggots Are Maggots World Tour”:

    I’m going to do a world tour. The theme is “Fagggots are Maggots.” The tour is inspired by the work of Donald Trump. This isn’t satire. I’m serious. I started supporting Donald Trump early in the 2016 primary for one reason. He insults his enemies. He makes things personal that deserve to be personal. The decades of Leftists being the only ones allowed to make everything personal are over. It’s long past time for WASP manners to take a back seat to the truth. Long past time….Fagggots are … indeed … maggots. Maggots consume the rancid flesh of rotting dead things. Fagggots are no different…I am beyond sick and tired of being told that I can’t call sodomites fagggots.

    Heath has yet to announce tour dates, but if there are any investors out there willing to finance a documentary about the whole “Fagggots Are Maggots” experience, shoot us an email.

    HARMLESS-SOUNDING PHRASES YOU DIDN’T REALIZE ARE STEEPED IN RACISM

    A helpful article in the South Tampa version of annoying-community-networking website patch.com warns us not to use “Common Words That Are Actually Racial, Ethnic Slurs.”

    You see, it’s not the usual racist words that we all know—the “N” word, the “J” word, um, “wetback” and “Frog” and all those other horrible words—that cause hurt feelings, declining health, social chaos, and, inevitably, every single freaking time, mass violence leading to genocide.

    Next time you’re leading a chant of “hip hip hooray” at a coworker’s birthday party you should know that it’s a bastardization of the term “hep hep,” which was “once shouted by German Anti-Semites” and culminated in the Hep Hep Riots of 1919.

    If someone betrays you, don’t dare say that you were “sold down the river,” because black slaves were also sold down the river, and for you to compare yourself to black slaves pretty much means that you’re David Duke.

    Oh, you just told the people in the “peanut gallery” to be quiet? Don’t tell me you were unaware that back in the segregation era, rich theater-goers would often eat peanuts and toss the shells down into the cheap seats—the only ones that poor blacks could afford. So when you tell the peanut gallery to be quiet, it’s no different than shouting, “Shut UP, [N-word]!”

    Finally, you may think you’re being cordial when you meet up with an old chum and say, “Long time, no see.” Instead, you’re celebrating Manifest Destiny’s genocide of Native Americans, since in a 1901 book, the Injun character greets a paleface by saying “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you.”

    At this point, it’s safer never to open your mouth. Just let everyone else yell at you, and we’ll all live happily ever after.
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    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  21. #78
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-75/

    Takimag

    February 16, 2020

    The Week’s Most Enjoyable, Destroyable, and Unemployable Headlines

    SELF-HELP GURU CAN’T HELP HIMSELF: JORDAN PETERSON’S RUSSIAN-REHAB NIGHTMARE

    Despite a voice that sounds like Kermit the Frog and a tendency to cry uncontrollably on camera as if he’s had PMS for the past 40 years, Canadian academic Jordan Peterson was able to become internationally wealthy and famous because hordes of young men gullibly swallow his self-help advice like a gaggle of ducks gobbling down arsenic-laced croutons. And despite a reputation for tackling tough questions, he actually avoids them because he is to masculinity what Junior Samples was to physical fitness.

    His acolytes were undoubtedly shocked to learn a year ago that Peterson had entered rehab because he was so hopped-up on antidepressants and Klonopin that he could barely wipe himself. The level of betrayal they must have felt to learn that their self-help superstar had trouble helping himself was probably akin to the deep disappointment that millions of heavy-metal fans felt to realize that Judas Priest’s lead singer was gay.

    Peterson’s daughter Mikhaila—who wears skimpy tops and makes videos about eating meat—has announced that Western doctors didn’t have the “guts” to put her dad through a straight benzo detox. Instead, she and her husband had to shlep his weeping hulk to Russia:

    He was put into an induced coma for eight days and had the most horrific withdrawal I’ve ever read or heard about. He almost died from what the medical system did to him in the West….So, finally Dad is on the mend. His sense of humour is back. He’s smiling again for the first time in months, but he has a long way to go to recover fully. He spent four weeks in the ICU, he has neurological damage from the benzodiazepines, which is hopefully temporary….He’s still taking anti-seizure medication, and he can’t type or walk steadily yet. Still, this is a vast and rapid improvement.

    It’s good news for Peterson and those who love him and possibly awful news for his career. If you’ve been picked to save the West through self-help lectures but become a helpless drug addict who needs to flee the West in order to save your life, you might want to reconsider your entire marketing approach.

    CANUCKS MULL FORCING NEWS WEBSITES TO RECEIVE GOVERNMENT LICENSES

    Canada is a giant frozen block of ice—and absolutely nothing else of note—perched jealously about the Most Important Country on Earth.

    Its Prime Minister is a goofy nu-male who is likely the product of an illicit affair between his whore of a mom and Fidel Castro. Whatever basic human rights they haven’t already bulldozed to appease the legendarily frail feelings of transgender Muslim otherkin will be stripped right off of your body in due course, just you wait.

    Now comes Steven Guilbeault, who as the Canadian Heritage Minister is tasked with wiping away anything noble or honorable about Canadian heritage, to proclaim that the government may soon force news websites and social-media companies to obtain government licenses before they spew another word. In a sprawling report titled “Canada’s communications future: time to act,” the government makes 97 separate recommendations for would-be content providers as if any of the content providers actually asked for their advice. Sticking out like a sore thumb is recommendation #56:

    We recommend that the existing licensing regime in the Broadcasting Act be accompanied by a registration regime. This would require a person carrying on a media content undertaking by means of the Internet to register unless otherwise exempt.

    Why do they have to register? What have they done wrong? What are you afraid of? When are you going to break down their front doors with battering rams and seize their podcasting mics?

    Under current laws, Canadian radio broadcasters who focus on music are required to have 35% of their content or more come from Canadian musicians, and if you’ve ever heard Canadian music, you’d realize that this law approaches Soviet levels of cruelty.

    Guilbeault says he doesn’t know “what the big deal is.” But Conservative MP Michelle Rempel Garner says it’s a really, really big deal:

    It’s very paternalizing and also very frightening to think that the government would try to impose or say that’s the role of the government to control. That puts us in league with countries that control the media.

    Name one country that doesn’t control its media. If there’s one out there, it ain’t the USA.

    CORONAVIRUS: 630 BODIES AND COUNTING

    A week ago, the coronavirus death toll was 300; now it’s 630 and rising.

    China—birthplace of the coronavirus and the place where it was possibly invented—is a nation of 1.4 billion people, roughly three of whom are free to speak their mind at any given time. Otherwise, you get clubbed over the head, tossed into a gulag, and have your fingernails removed without anesthesia just for daring to get so uppity.

    Li Wenliang is the ophthalmologist who alerted his colleagues about the virus on December 30, only to be rounded up by squinty government thugs on suspicion of “rumor-mongering.” He eventually fell ill with the virus and died early last Friday. And now over 30,000 people worldwide are infected with the virus which he, like a little slope-headed Paul Revere, warned the world was coming.

    On Weibo—a Chinese social media site which is like Twitter but even more controlled by the Thought Police—Wenliang was hailed as a hero, only to have every last positive word written about him scrubbed from existence by the propaganda overlords who are doing their best to contain what has become a global public-relations disaster. Even a state-run newspaper and broadcaster scrubbed their announcements of his death when news went viral and it became evident that the actual people of the People’s Republic may have been fonder of him than they are of their own government.

    The ChiComs are not quarantining entire cities and brutally punishing anyone who doesn’t offer the official version of exactly what the frickety-frack is going on over there, which is incredibly heartening when you consider that China will likely rule the planet for the rest of this century.

    SOCIALISM FAIL: VENEZUELAN GOVERNMENT IS “QUIETLY SURRENDERING CONTROL” TO PRIVATE OIL COMPANIES

    Socialism is something that happens when some dimwit somewhere decides that the government should take over everything. It unravels when reality smacks that dimwit in the face, because in a perfect world, the government wouldn’t even be in charge of the government.

    Venezuela sits atop the world’s largest oil reserves, but leave it to the socialists to even muck that up.

    The country has been a fiery anarchic mess for years now, and because socialists don’t even know how to tie their own shoelaces, its massive oil processing plants had become virtual ghost towns until Evil Foreign Capitalists decided to exploit the unrest by simply movin’ in and pumpin’ oil and shippin’ it out.

    According to Rafael Ramírez, a staunch opponent of Nicolás Maduro, who still clings onto power like Betty Broderick clung onto her jail bed, Maduro has gone soft on capitalism:

    In the middle of the chaos generated by the worst economic crisis suffered by the country in its history, Maduro is taking actions to cede, transfer and hand over oil operations to private capital.

    To mangle a famous Margaret Thatcher quote, “The trouble with socialism is that you eventually can’t even figure out how to drill your own oil.”

    GOODBYE HOLLYWOOD CELEBS, HELLO E-CELEBS

    Writing in the Spectator, Freddy Gray—no, NOT the black guy whose death sparked those Baltimore riots—states that the latest Academy Awards, whose ratings are down a full third from ten years ago, confirm his belief that “The age of celebrity is dead.”

    He mentions that even though the Oscars are more “woke” than ever—Brad Pitt was furious that Trump wasn’t impeached, Natalie Portman bitched that more female directors weren’t nominated, and Joaquin Phoenix, who may be more mental than the character he played in Joker, is sad that all the cows are being killed—people don’t care anymore:

    All these people are ridiculous. Nothing they say makes any difference to anything….The internet has killed the Hollywood star. Fame has been disrupted….Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook mean we don’t have to ogle stars anymore; we are too busy ogling ourselves. Yes, different types of celebrities have grown online: the influencers, the YouTubers, the streamers, and they too will try to use their position to grandstand. But the age of celebrity, of mass entertainers mattering as anything other than entertainment, is dying. It won’t be missed.

    That’s great, but are e-celebs any better? The day is nigh when we will all be SCREAMING for Joaquin Phoenix to keep crying about the cows.

    U.K. EDUCATION SECRETARY WARNS UNIVERSITIES TO STOP HARASSING UNPOPULAR SPEAKERS

    Unless you’ve been living in a septic tank, you should be aware that the most intolerant places on the planet are college campuses, where you can be set on fire and clubbed with hammers merely for saying you’re in favor of free speech.

    In an article for The Times, British Education Secretary Gavin Williamson says enough is enough, there’s a new sheriff in town, and he will prosecute any scrawny Antifa who’s majoring in Gender Studies who dares to intimidate or silence speakers who dare to offer opinions that upset them:

    The right to civil and non-violent protest is sacrosanct. However, intimidation, violence or threats of violence are crimes. Universities must make clear that intimidation is unacceptable and show a zero-tolerance approach to the perpetrators, applying strong sanctions and working with police where appropriate to secure prosecutions.

    If universities don’t take action, the government will. If necessary, I’ll look at changing the underpinning legal framework, perhaps to clarify the duties of students’ unions or strengthen free speech rights. I don’t take such changes lightly, but I believe we have a responsibility to do whatever necessary to defend this right.


    We’ll believe it when we see it—and we ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  22. #79
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-76/

    Takimag

    February 23, 2020

    The Week’s Most Fascistic, Autistic, and Sadistic Headlines

    SPANISH SOCIALISTS SEEK TO CRIMINALIZE “GLORIFYING” THE FRANCO REGIME

    Francisco Franco was the glorious leader of Spain from 1939 until he died in 1975. At press time, he remains chronically dead.

    Sailing on wings of glory, he gloriously led Spain from the end of its bloody Civil War until his Creator summoned him to the ultimate glory.

    Even after a 700-year Islamic occupation, the Spaniards didn’t learn that it’s dumb to be nice to Muslims. And even after communism killed 100+ million people under some of the most oppressive conditions in human history, Spaniards still haven’t learned that socialism is dumb. Last summer the nation shifted toward a predominantly socialist government, vainly trying to resurrect an issue everyone assumed was settled in 1939.

    Socialists believe in equality and that all disparities in performance are due to hatred and greed rather than disparities in ability, which is supremely dumb. And since they always prove incapable of defending their positions against anyone who’s remotely rational and sane, they are always calling for restrictions on any form of speech that challenges their mentally handicapped beliefs.


    In November the socialist government disinterred Franco’s remains from a state mausoleum and transferred them to a regular cemetery, which seems highly rude at the very best.

    Now they are seeking to criminalize the mere act of “glorifying” Franco.

    According to parliamentary spokeswoman Adriana Lastra—who would be wise to go a little easier on the paella con queso—“In a democracy you don’t pay tribute to dictators or tyrants.”

    Weird—we thought that in a democracy, you don’t jail people simply for admiring other people.

    The government is also planning to exhume victims of Franco who’d been buried in mass graves. They also say they intend to entirely erase all vestiges of Franco’s memory from the public square.

    There has been no effort made to specify exactly what is meant by “glorifying” Franco, and critics suspect that socialists would use such a law to jail anyone critical of the socialist government.


    Francisco—do you mind if we call you Frisco?—you must have been quite a glorious leader for them to still hate you.

    “YID” SOCCER TEAM OBJECTS TO THEIR INCLUSION IN OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

    England is a strange country that does oddball things such as referring to soccer as “football” and misspelling normal words such as “realize.” People will also stab you in the eyeballs if you cheer for a different soccer team than they do.

    The Tottenham Spurs are a soccer team who lovingly refer to their players as “yids” and “yiddos.” Their fans refer to themselves collectively as the “Yid Army.” According to a fan named Gerald Jacobs:

    In the mouths of Spurs fans, it is all positive. Once the crowd greets a player with the cry of “yiddo”, he knows he has made the grade and/or had hero status conferred upon him. (In the past, young supporters have been known to issue similar greetings to Strictly Orthodox Jews encountered in Tottenham streets.)

    The phrase forever linked to one of Tottenham’s most brilliant strikers — Jermain Defoe/He’s a yiddo — is deeply imprinted in the collective Spurs consciousness.

    In a recent online update, the Oxford English Dictionary added the words “yid” and “yiddo” to a group of “anti-Semitic slurs” and linked them directly to the Spurs. Other new slurs include “Jew Town,” which is used to indicate predominantly Jewish cities; “Jew York,” which should be self-explanatory; and “Jewish penicillin,” which is a euphemism for chicken soup.

    “Yid” is nothing more and nothing less than a shortened form of “Yiddish,” just as “negro” is nothing more than the Spanish word for “black,” so we don’t see the big deal.

    If people get any touchier, their limbs are going to start falling off.

    GIRL FILES SUIT TO BLOCK TRANS ATHLETES, WINS RACE AGAINST TRANNY ANYWAY

    It is currently legal in 17 states for high-school boys who pretend they’re high-school girls to bully and dominate girls in athletic events.

    In almost every case, the fake girls beat the real girls, and anyone who says this scenario is unfair to women is accused of hating the fake girls and not the fakery itself.

    A small bright spot in this sea of darkness occurred recently when a Connecticut girl named Chelsea Mitchell won a 55-meter dash against Terry Miller, a black male who pretends he’s a female. The victory occurred only two days after Mitchell and two other biologically female plaintiffs filed a lawsuit to block Miller from competing due to an “unfair advantage”—namely, not being a girl.

    The plaintiffs stated that they had repeatedly lost to Miller in the past. And despite her narrow victory—only two-hundredths of a second—Mitchell says she thinks she’ll win her case because there are “still tons of girls that lose on a daily basis.”

    We want to save those tons of girls—assuming there are at least 15 girls per ton—from unnecessary battering by delusional male perverts, and if you aren’t with us, we have no choice but to call you a sexist.

    SIKH, AND YE SHALL FIND TURBANS IN THE U.S. MILITARY

    The religion of Sikhism was founded in the Punjab state of India, which seems scenic, so we have no idea why some of them uprooted themselves in order to move to places such as Cleveland and Delaware.

    But since appearing to be Sikh—with the wacky beards and turbans—is obviously more important than assimilating into American culture, they have made the US Air Force bend to their will and allow them to keep the beards and wear turbans. New guidelines will also allow Muslims to wear hijabs.

    Last March, the Air Force allowed an Odinist to grow a beard. Funny how they let the white guy do it before they let the brownies do it. It only goes to show that the US Armed Forces are still deep-fried in white supremacy and racial hatred. Whites are still over-represented in the military, which only proves our point.

    Either that, or it only proves that minorities hate America.

    ALABAMA LAWMAKER SEEKS TO NEUTER MEN AGED 50 AND OVER

    Alabama Democratic State Representative Rolanda Hollis is an obese black woman who wears blonde wigs and is facing domestic battery charges for allegedly shoving her husband in public last September.

    She will likely not be convicted, no matter how guilty she might be. And if she is convicted, it’s almost impossible that she will be sentenced to anything harsher than 10 hours of placidly planting flowers outside municipal buildings. If her husband had done the same thing, he’d be forever shamed, likely incarcerated, and possibly even medically castrated.

    Most females who’ve reached puberty are aware that unprotected sex with a man can cause pregnancy. And only 1% of abortions come as a result of being raped. Therefore, when a woman of breeding age makes the choice to spread open her legs wishbone-style and allow a man to dump his seminal fluid into her Love Channel, a sensible person would conclude that whatever subsequently happens is her responsibility.

    Legally, the man may have been responsible for heading into enemy territory without wearing a rubber poncho, but the only “choice” he has in this “pro-choice” scenario is to pay child support for 18 years or go to jail.

    Still, in her Precambrian-era brain, Hollis seems to think that Alabama’s 2019 near-total ban on abortion fails to hold men responsible.

    To combat this, the obese, wig-wearing, alleged husband-shover has proposed a law that would make it mandatory for all men aged 50 and over to undergo a vasectomy at their own expense.

    According to the bill:

    Under existing law, there are no restrictions on the reproductive rights of men.

    As already implied, that’s a lie. Men do not have any “reproductive rights” concerning the fate of a fetus they helped create.

    The proposed law’s text continues:

    This bill would require a man to undergo a vasectomy within one month of his 50th birthday or the birth of his third biological child, whichever comes first.

    “The vasectomy bill is to help with the reproductive system, and yes, it is to neutralize the abortion ban bill,” Hollis told a reporter. “It always takes two to tango. We can’t put all the responsibility on women. Men need to be responsible also.”

    This woman is so mentally challenged that she doesn’t see the inherent flaw in comparing a law that would sterilize men with a law that essentially forces women to bear children. Hollis got it 180° wrong on this one.

    If you insist on voting for black female lawmakers, it might be wise to choose someone who realizes there is far more to politics than being black and female.

    ZUCKERBERG URGES SPEECH “REGULATIONS” TO FIGHT “AUTHORITARIANS”

    With a net worth of around $70 billion and enough social-media clout to crush almost every human alive like a cockroach, it’s heartwarming to hear Mark Zuckerberg come in and beg the government to help him crack down on free speech rather having some crazy and powerful “authoritarian” conduct the crackdown.

    At a speech in Munich—Nazis used to live there and did OODLES of bad things—Zuck drew a distinction between government-enforced “regulations” on “what discourse should be allowed” and a more “authoritarian” approach, possibly hoping that no one would notice there is absolutely no distinction between the two, because if you combine Mark Zuckerberg with the government, you’ve effectively reached the buck-stops-here zone of authority:

    There should be more guidance and regulation from the states on basically — take political advertising as an example — what discourse should be allowed? Or, on the balance of free expression and some things that people call harmful expression, where do you draw the line?

    There are a lot of decisions in these areas that are really just balances between different social values. It’s about coming up with an answer that society feels is legitimate and that they can get behind and understand that you drew the line here on the balance of free expression and safety. It’s not just that there’s one right answer. People need to feel like, ‘OK, enough people weighed in, and that’s why the answer should be this, and we can get behind that.’

    We need to make sure that the internet can continue to be a place where everyone can share their views openly and where the legal framework around this is one that encodes democratic values. I do think that as part of that, we’ve got to move forward on regulation. Hopefully, we move forward quickly before a more authoritarian model gets adopted in a lot of places first.

    Regarding speech, the only “line” that should ever be drawn is the one between true and false. Everything else is moral hysteria.

    OREGON DEMOCRAT GETS EVERYTHING WRONG ABOUT FREE SPEECH ONLINE

    Oregon Democrat Ron Wyden has been in Congress since 1981. He shares more things with Mark Zuckerberg than either one would readily admit until you pressed them, at which point they’d call for you to be silenced.

    In a recent OpEd for the Washington Post, Wyden accused “corporations” of working in collusion with Donald Trump “to control online speech,” almost as if the mega-tech corporations have been anything less than 100% hostile to Donald Trump and anyone who supports him ever since he declared his candidacy for president.

    In 1996, Wyden coauthored part of the Communications Decency Act that protected corporations from being sued when commenters post actionable material on their forums. According to Wyden:

    It lets companies remove posts from white supremacists or trolls without being sued for bias or for limiting individuals’ First Amendment rights. If a website wants to cater to the right wing, it can. If it wants to ban Trump supporters, it can do that, too.

    Note the conflation of “white supremacists” and “trolls.” Why, it’s almost as if no one could possibly hold those opinions honestly and only voice them in order to upset you.

    According to Wyden, Trump and “corporations” want to remove this protection, which would allow people to sue social-media companies who host libelous material instead of the person who posted them. Wyden states that if this protection was removed, “oppressed communities” would be gagged:

    Movements such as Black Lives Matter or #MeToo, whose advocates post controversial accusations against powerful figures on social media, would have remained whispers, not megaphones for oppressed communities.

    In other words, Jussie Smollett and Asia Argento would have to find another hustle.

    Defying all known reality, Wyden continues:

    I’m certain this administration would use power to regulate speech to punish its enemies and protect its allies. It would threaten Facebook or YouTube for taking down white supremacist content. It would label Black Lives Matter activists as purveyors of hate.

    That doesn’t explain why Black Lives Matter and #MeToo have flourished online during the Trump Administration, while anyone who even dares to say they’re not ashamed of being white is routinely silenced and sometimes even jailed.

    JUSSIE SMOLLETT INDICTED AGAIN FOR LAST YEAR’S HATE-CRIME HOAX

    Last year, gay black actor Jussie Smollett became famous for staging a hate-crime hoax that a lot of white people believed and almost no black people believed.

    Last March he was slapped with a 16-count felony indictment that was abruptly dropped within a month by Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx with no explanation and not even a hint that they’d seen any evidence suggesting that it wasn’t a hoax.

    In August, an Illinois judge named Michael Toobin appointed a former US attorney to review the case. Toobin was allegedly incensed that Kim Foxx had shared text messages with Smollett’s family about the case but didn’t recuse herself.

    Smollett was indicted last Tuesday on six new counts of disorderly conduct and lying to the police. The two Nigerian bodybuilders that Smollett allegedly hired to conduct the hoax say they hope he tells the truth this time.

    So do we.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

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    The Week That Perished

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    Takimag

    March 01, 2020

    The Week’s Most Reckless, Feckless, and Neckless Headlines

    SOMALI TURNCOAT SAYS CONGRESSIONAL ISLAMO-SLUT ILHAN OMAR MARRIED HER OWN “VERY EFFEMINATE” BROTHER

    Muslim fame whore Ilhan Omar is a Congressperson from Minnesota who clearly hates America and all it represents because the country’s wealth and resplendence remind her of why she had to flee her Somalian homeland back in the late 1990s.

    In 2002 she married some Muslim guy in a Muslim ceremony that was not officially recognized because they didn’t file any legal papers. Then, in 2009, she employed the services of a Christian minister to get hitched to someone named “Ahmed Elmi” who, at first glance, seems extremely gay. This is how Mr. Elmi was able to get his green card.

    She divorced Elmi a couple years later and then remarried her original Muslim husband. Then she ditched him last year in favor of a married white guy who helps her raise funds for her political endeavors.

    Now cometh forth a certain Abdihakim Osman, a member of Minnesota’s secretive and insular Somali community, claiming that the very swishy Mr. Ahmed Elmi is in fact Omar’s brother and she only married him so he could acquire American citizenship and get financial aid for college, even though he was dumb enough to choose a college in North Dakota.

    Through an interpreter, Osman told a reporter:

    People began noticing that Ilhan and [her Muslim husband] were often with a very effeminate young guy. He was very feminine in the way he dressed — he would wear light lipstick and pink clothes and very, very, short shorts in the summer. People started whispering about him. [Her Muslim husband] and Ilhan both told me it was Ilhan’s brother….

    If this is true, a sitting US Congresswoman has committed the felony of marriage fraud. We’re willing to call it even if she accepts a one-way plane ticket back to Somalia, assuming there are airports there.

    IT’S NOW LEGAL TO CALL HARVEY WEINSTEIN A RAPIST

    Even though it’s been very tempting to call Harvey Weinstein a rapist since dozens of women came forward in late 2018 calling him a rapist, it was not legal to call him a rapist until last week, when he was convicted of rape, so now you’re not committing libel by calling him a rapist. Now you can call him a rapist until the cows come home—if that’s your idea of a good time.

    A Manhattan jury of seven men and five women found the lumpy pervert mogul guilty of rape and a criminal sex act based on the testimony of two women who admitted that even after he raped them, they continued seeking favors from him, accepting gifts from him, telling him they loved him, and even having sex with him again—which are weird things to do after someone has raped you. One of the two witnesses even introduced him to her mom after she said he raped her.

    Jurors were subjected to pictures of Weinstein’s naked body and graphic descriptions of a scar-covered penis and his mysterious lack of a scrotum. It is our legal opinion that it wasn’t the testimony of these two suspected gold-digging fame whores that brought Weinstein down—it was the relentless and inescapable reminders that Harvey Weinstein has a sex drive.

    CROATIAN REVELERS GLEEFULLY BURN GIANT EFFIGY OF TWO HOMMOS

    One thing that’s simply marvelous to behold about Eastern Europeans is the passion, sweat, and pure religious devotion they put into hating faggs. It’s as if the Phelps family from the Westboro Baptist Church were so fruitful and multiplied to such a degree that they suddenly occupied half a continent.

    The tiny fiefdom of Croatia is home to four million hommo-hatin’ Slavs. “Hey, how much do they hate them hommos, huh?” you might ask, and with good reason. They hate them so much that they only legalized gay sex in 1977, and we’re not even sure why. They have such seething disdain for sodomites that in 2018 they publicly burned an oversized replica of the children’s book My Rainbow Family at a carnival in Kastela.

    These fruit-loathing Croatians, four out of five of whom are Catholic, hate turd-burglars so much that at a carnival in the tiny town of Imotski, “while a brass band played and people danced,” they recently burned a giant effigy depicting two men kissing while holding a baby. They did this “to wild cheers and applause.”

    According to Milivoj Đuka, who is president of something called the “Bako Ceremony Cultural Society” and likes to pose in front of swastikas on Facebook:

    We are a conservative society, and are sticking by tradition. Give a child to a mother, as the saying goes. We think this is the right thing to do.

    Croatia’s president says he supports the gays in this struggle. People on both sides called the other side disgusting, and nothing got solved. Nothing ever does.

    TWO “WHITE” STUDENTS WHO SAID “N-WORD” BROUGHT UP ON CRIMINAL CHARGES FOR “RIDICULE”

    A few months back, two swarthy University of Connecticut students were filmed gleefully saying a word that rhymes with “chigger” as they sashayed across the campus, blissfully unaware they were being filmed.

    Even though Jarred Karal and Ryan Mucaj’s surnames are Turkish and Albanian, and even though these bearded gents look as if they’ve milked a few camels in their day, the press insists on referring to them as “white” because it’s common knowledge and a scientific fact that only white people are capable of saying that wretched and frankly sinful word.

    Shortly after their little parking-lot escapade, Karal and Mucaj were arrested and charged with a misdemeanor for violating a 1917 Connecticut law that targets anyone who “ridicules or holds up to contempt any person or class of persons, on account of the creed, religion, color, denomination, nationality or race of such person or class of persons.”

    That sounds like the least fun law we’ve ever heard of. It’s a total bummer that’s harshing our mellow even as we type this.

    Connecticut law professor William Dunlap expresses astonishment that the law even exists:

    It is so clearly unconstitutional under the First Amendment that it’s hard to believe that it’s still on the books. It punishes speech based on the content of the speech, and that it is one of the key concepts of the First Amendment — that the government cannot punish speech based on its content.

    This law makes a mockery of the noble war our forefathers fought in 1776 before they turned westward and started exterminating all the Indians. If you can’t ridicule the unfortunate, what’s the point of even having a democracy?

    DON’T TRUST WHAT THE SLOPES SAY ABOUT CORONAVIRUS

    When people talk dismissively about the “Yellow Peril,” it’s almost as if they’re implying there’s something wrong with mistrusting Asians.

    All we know is that it wasn’t the Nazis who bombed Pearl Harbor.

    The Chinese people are a race of ruthless, heartless, icy, highly intelligent diminutives who are plotting our destruction by manipulating their currency, infiltrating Hollywood, stealing our technology, getting us addicted to their spicy cuisine, and working their own people ragged until they leap off corporate rooftops in what can only be viewed as “mercy suicides.”

    Not to be outdone by themselves, the Chinese have now apparently unleashed a global pandemic which may lead to financial collapse, natural disasters, train wrecks, flooding, street brawls, rampant alcoholism, open-air gulags disguised as quarantine facilities, and countless cases of people suddenly coming down with a case of the sniffles.

    Oh—and probably World War III, too.

    Chinese authorities—who are so shady that they won’t even permit officials from the Centers for Disease Control to enter Ground Zero for coronavirus and conduct their own testing—initially said that the outbreak in Wuhan that has now spread to dozens of countries was likely the result of a human eating some weird-ass infected beastie, perhaps a bat or even an armadillo-like scaly creature, they’d purchased at a local “wet market.”

    Then, when it was leaked that “China’s only Level 4 microbiology lab that is equipped to handle deadly coronaviruses” is located in Wuhan just a hop, skip, and a jump from that wet market, we started wondering why we were ever so gullible and trusting that we eagerly ate all those egg rolls without first sending them to a lab.

    Short people who eat bats are never to be trusted. Neither are people who always seem to be squinting as if they’re afraid to look you straight in the eye—clearly, they have something to hide.

    POLL: 80% OF ARTISTS ARE TERRIFIED TO SPEAK THEIR MINDS

    In case you were unaware—or, more likely, you were so keenly aware that you decided it was wise to keep your mouth shut decades ago, which is why you still have a job and aren’t homeless or in federal prison—we’re currently trapped in a culture that is so suffocatingly hostile toward dissenting opinions that it makes Pol Pot look like a free-speech absolutist.

    There’s something called ArtsProfessional, and even though we never heard of it before, we will assume it has something to do with professional artists. We will also note that combining two words into one word like that is a personal pet peeve. It’sAnnoying.

    The organization recently conducted a “Freedom of Expression” survey that asked “500 artists and arts workers” about how they were able to slalom around the modern Cancel Climate while still being able to feed themselves and maintain a sliver of self-esteem.

    We’re not sure what their criteria was for determining exactly what an “artist and arts worker” is or isn’t. These days, isn’t everyone a “creative influencer”?

    A robust four out of five of these so-called artists agreed with the sentiment that “workers in the arts and cultural sector who share controversial opinions risk being professionally ostracized.” It will be assumed that the fifth respondent was so terrified of the backlash they’d get for agreeing with that statement that they disagreed with it just to protect their own selfish hide.

    According to ArtsProfessional Editor Amanda Parker:

    Our survey shines a damning light on the coercion, bullying, intimidation and intolerance that is active among a community that thinks of itself as liberal, open-minded, and equitable. We are very aware that this research doesn’t reflect all views, but it’s a sad and timely indication of the suppressed hurt and anger felt by many, despite the loud and growing conversations about collaboration and inclusiveness.

    Another respondent blamed white people in one of the rare modern instances where it’s legitimate to blame them:

    Our arts, culture, and indeed education sectors are supposed to be fearlessly free-thinking and open to a wide range of challenging views. However, they are now dominated by a monolithic politically correct class (mostly of privileged white middle class people, by the way), who impose their intolerant views across those sectors. This is driving people who disagree away, risks increasing support for the very things this culturally dominant class professes to stand against, and is slowly destroying our society and culture from the inside.

    We have very strong feelings about this topic and would like to express them, but you people are crazy, and frankly you scare us. But you should hear what we say about you behind your backs.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11



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  25. #81
    The Week That Perished

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    Takimag

    March 08, 2020

    The Week’s Most Mannish, Clannish, and Spanish Headlines

    BLOOMBERG BUYS SAMOA FOR $550 MILLION

    Billionaire Michael Bloomberg has now become painfully aware that despite all his money, he will never be able to buy two things he’s yearned for his entire life:

    1. height;
    2. the presidency.

    In only three months of campaigning, the pint-sized would-be potentate blew a giant gooey $550 million wad of his own cash trying to convince Democratic voters that he really wasn’t a charmless shriveled turtle who is so out of touch with common Americans that his election would most assuredly lead to riots, arson, and an outbreak of murderous (if enthusiastic) pogroms.

    After nearly half of the states had voted in the Democratic primaries, Bloomberg was only able to convince the voters of American Samoa to give him the nod. There are only 55,000 people in all of American Samoa, any one of whom is large enough to swallow Mike Bloomberg whole. According to rumors, Bloomberg paid off every island resident with a $1 million bribe and an offer of free liposuction. This is the only plausible explanation for why he edged out Tulsi Gabbard, who was born in American Samoa, 50% to 29%. We would all have preferred to see Tulsi become president, if only for the ukulele-playing and the low-cut white suits.

    After Joe “What’s My Name?” Biden and Bernie “Cranky” Sanders emerged from Super Tuesday the only two Democrats left standing, even Bloomberg wasn’t high enough on the fumes of his own flatulence to think he had a chance. He dropped out of the race and endorsed Biden, whose response was, “Who’s Mike Bloomberg again? Was that the big fat black fella that those cops strangled on Staten Island?”

    The day after shuttering his campaign, Bloomberg accepted a job with the Central Intelligence Agency spreading the coronavirus by licking his fingers and then touching food in public.

    POPE ASKS CATHOLICS TO STOP TROLLING FOR LENT

    Some people think that Pope Francis is Jesus Christ’s personal representative here on Planet Earth.

    Others think he’s the sinister kingpin of a worldwide pedophile extortion racket.

    Others think he’s a mind-control zombie puppet of the International Communist Conspiracy.

    We think that with all the treasures the Vatican owns, he could at least do with some teeth-whitening and an ear reduction.

    We also think he’s pretty cool for telling Catholics to give up trolling for Lent.

    While speaking to a typically Dago-heavy throng of thousands at St. Peter’s Square in late February, the serial washer of Muslim feet beseeched the faithful to stop calling one another pedophiles and libtards and $#@!heads and cucks and retards and idiots and poopy-pantses during the forty days leading up to Easter:

    [Lent] is a time to give up useless words, gossip, rumours, tittle-tattle and speak to God on a first-name basis….We live in an atmosphere polluted by too much verbal violence, too many offensive and harmful words, which are amplified by the internet….Today, people insult each other as if they were saying ‘Good Day.’

    Sounds like a plan, Mr. Pope!

    Once the last Easter egg is eaten, though, it’s back to the stalking and smearing and fighting and shaming. God didn’t sacrifice his only son so that Catholics wouldn’t be able to insult people online for most of the year.

    ANTI-MIGRANT HATRED EXPLODES IN GREECE’S LESBIAN COMMUNITY

    Although people tend to blame the modern “PC snowflake culture” on the Frankfurt School from the 1930s, it was actually a butch-looking Greek woman named Sappho who lived 2,500 years ago on the Isle of Lesbos that started the whole ball o’ yarn that held Western culture together to start rollin’ down the slippery slope to where you now have trannies doing pole dances for preschoolers on the taxpayers’ dime.

    Despite a face that looked like Patti Smith’s, Sappho had a set of decent bite-sized B-cuppers that might keep your average man’s interest for a day or two, but NO—she had to “make it” with the ladies instead. Driven by guilt for her sexual crimes against nature, Sappho is rumored to have committed suicide, and for a degenerate of her ilk, it wasn’t a moment too soon.

    Modern inhabitants of the Isle of Lesbos are known as Lesbians. And the Lesbians of Lesbos say they’ve had it “up to here” with all the migrants that are sailing to their shores from Turkey, stinking to high heaven and demanding free shoes.

    Turkey recently announced it would no longer honor a 2016 agreement not to inflict Syrian refugees on Greece in exchange for billions in cash bribes from the EU. This has led to clashes between migrants and Greek cops, who reportedly have taken to mustard-gassing the unwanted intruders, which has led to Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan’s claims that Greek cops murdered two migrants, which led to denials from Greece, which will likely lead to mutual escalation, which may likely set off World War III, although World War III has probably already started and the entire world is in denial about it.

    IRANIANS LICK HOLY SHRINES TO SPITE INFIDEL VIRUS

    As the coronavirus spreads around the world and eventually kills everyone but George Soros and Mike Bloomberg, the leader of Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps is claiming that the USA developed COVID-19 as a biological weapon against China.

    At the moment, Iran has reported more coronavirus deaths than any country outside of China.

    Late in February at a press conference where he attempted to downplay the spread of the virus, Iranian Deputy Health Minister Iraj Hirarchi sweated so profusely that he was forced to keep sopping up his brow with a limp white hankie. He later tested positive for the virus.

    But even a global pandemic can’t prevent a fanatical Muslim from licking his holy shrines. It’s some weird thing that Muslims do—the shrine-licking, that is. Apparently they think that some of the holiness transfers to their tongues and spreads throughout their entire bodies.

    It’s more likely that in Iran, the coronavirus will spread through the shrine-licking Muslim’s body rather than any of Allah’s wisdom. Assuming that Allah exists, even Allah would tell one of his followers that it’s not wise to go around licking shrines.

    Despite that, and despite the fact that we’ve just basically proven scientifically that even Allah wouldn’t be in favor of shrine-licking during a global outbreak, many Muslims continue licking shrines and say they don’t even care if they get sick.

    Clips have spread on social media depicting defiant Muslims licking door handles and walls of sacred shrines throughout the country.

    And this, we fear, is why Muslims will defeat the West—the only Christians crazy enough to do something like that all live in the hills and hollers of Appalachia, and they’re rapidly dying out.

    WELL-ADJUSTED NEGROES FOR TRUMP

    For tomorrow’s blockbuster feature article, we will examine why black voters seem to prefer Joe Biden over the Jewish and gay candidates.

    For today, we will examine Donald Trump’s continued efforts to reach out to a black community that used to worship him but gave him a piddlin’ 8% of their support in 2016.

    For years he has trotted around two sassy obese sistas who call themselves Diamond and Silk to whoop and holla and wag their fingers and swivel their heads in support of the Trump Train, but it still seems that your average everyday black person on the street would rather see Donald Trump sodomized on live TV by Snoop Dogg than to even think of saying anything positive about him.

    Although Trump has consistently boasted that his term has seen the lowest black unemployment rates in history, racists would suggests that there’s a huge quotient of the black community that would prefer not being employed.

    Still, the New York Post recently rounded up a group of black New Yorkers who say they’ll be voting for Trump this time around. They say they feel disgruntled, deceived, disenchanted, disappointed, dejected, despondent, and disgusted with the Democrats. Instead, they say that Trump is cool because of a bunch of reasons that no one who isn’t black really cares about, so we won’t go into them here.

    If Joe Biden is the nominee, Trump will face a formidable opponent who used to be a lifeguard at an all-black school, where he met a shady black gangster named Corn Pop and where black children marveled at the texture and volume of his leg hair.

    WACKY SPANISH HOLOCAUST PARADE SPURS COMPLAINTS

    Why doesn’t Spain, and by implication all Spaniards and Spanish-speaking people worldwide, get more flak for their long history of fascism? After all, Franco ruled Spain longer than Hitler and Mussolini ruled their countries combined, so what’s the Spanish Secret?

    By the way, when was the last time you saw a “carnival parade…depicting Nazi soldiers dancing with Jewish prisoners” in Germany OR Italy? Certainly not since 1945.

    But if you lived in Spain, you could have seen one last month. Actually, you could have seen two—one in the town of La Mancha and the other in the village of Badajos.

    According to a description of the procession in Badajos:

    The show included a banner emblazoned with a swastika locked inside a Star of David….Some of the Badajos show’s participants were dressed in costumes with blue and white vertical stripes, evoking the uniform of Nazi concentration camp prisoners, with a Star of David emblazoned on the backside.

    Others had costumes with only the left side referencing those uniforms and the right side resembling a Nazi uniform, including a swastika armband. On the Nazi side, the participants also wore painted mustaches resembling Adolf Hitler’s signature facial hair. Some participants also wore blue contact lenses on the eye of the Nazi side….

    A video of the event shows them waiting excitedly for dancers who carried out elaborate choreography.

    Again, this is all happening in Spain. In case you didn’t know, that’s where the Spanish Inquisition happened, which was none too kind toward the Judenvolk.

    It’s time for a second Spanish Inquisition, but this time conducted against the Spanish. They can’t keep getting away with this.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  26. #82
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-79/

    Takimag

    March 15, 2020

    The Week’s Classiest, Sassiest, and Gassiest Headlines

    PUTIN MANEUVERS TO BECOME CZAR FOR LIFE

    Even though he is barely 5’7”, Vladimir Putin has the sort of brute pectoral strength that has enabled him to hoist the mighty Russian Federation on his shoulders and carry it every year since the new millennium’s dawn.

    Due to Russia’s two-term limit for presidents, Putin served from 2000-2008, then pulled a Lurleen Wallace and installed his personal hand-puppet for four years, then managed to get the presidential term extended to six years instead of four, and has been serving as president since 2012, with his second new term finally expiring in 2024, in which case he will have ruled Russia for 24 years–longer than anyone since some guy named Stalin—who was even shorter than Putin is. There seems to be an inverse correlation between Russian rulers’ height and the length of their reign.

    But still, it hasn’t been enough power for Putin. This is because he is an extremely macho man:

    Putin cultivates an outdoor, sporty, tough guy public image, demonstrating his physical prowess and taking part in unusual or dangerous acts, such as extreme sports and interaction with wild animals….Notable examples of Putin’s adventures include: flying military jets, demonstrating martial arts, riding horses, rafting, and fishing and swimming in a cold Siberian river, many of which he did bare chested. Other examples are descending in a deepwater submersible, tranquilizing tigers and polar bears, riding a motorbike, co-piloting a firefighting plane to dump water on a raging fire, shooting darts at whales from a crossbow for eco-tracking, driving a race car, scuba diving at an archaeological site, attempting to lead endangered cranes in a motorized hang glider, and catching large fish.

    As if it hasn’t been enough of an aphrodisiac ruling Russia since the year 2000, Putin now endorses re-jiggering the Russian constitution in a way that would enable him to serve all the way until 2036, by which time he will probably have figured out the secret of immortality and how to rewrite the constitution so that he can serve for a minimum of 10 million years.

    Putin isn’t calling for an extension of term limits—no, the new proposal would allow for some kind of imaginary “reset” where it’s as if he never served as president at all and now has a shot at two more six-year terms.

    The idea was proposed in the Russian parliament by 83-year-old female ex-cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, a mannish, lantern-jawed space traveler who is a dead ringer for Vladimir Putin in lipstick and a wig. Then, in some amazing coincidence, Putin suddenly appeared before parliament to say, “Hey, cool idea, how do we make this happen, sis?”

    The amendment, along with other proposals that would define marriage as a heterosexual thing and a pledge of homage to “ancestors who bequeathed to us their ideals and a belief in God,” was swiftly passed by a vote of 382-0, because if you don’t do what they tell you to do in Russia, they spike your coffee with plutonium.

    GOOKS, SLANTS, AND SLOPES TARGETED FOR VIOLENT CORONAVIRUS-REVENGE ATTACKS

    Over a month ago, we warned you all not to be racist about the coronavirus.

    You didn’t listen.

    In New York City, police are seeking to pin hate-crime charges on a black man who was videotaped screaming at an Asian man on the subway and spraying him with Febreze. When an onlooker asked him why he was engaging in such dastardly antics, he said that the Asian man was standing right next to him, implying that Asians all have the coronavirus and just can’t wait to infect hostile black straphangers with it.

    In Fresno, some poor Asian man, very likely diminutive and underendowed where it counts, awoke to find graffiti that said “$#@! ASIONS [sic] AND CORONYVIRUS [sic].”

    Nothing irks us more than grammatically incompetent hate criminals. We don’t even care about “hate,” but proper spelling is very important.

    In the Los Angeles area, perhaps spurred into action by genetic memories of black-on-Asian violence during the 1992 Rodney King riots, many Asians are stocking up on guns to protect themselves against yet another wave of racially motivated and frankly unacceptable attacks.

    In London, some slant-eyed guy named Jonathan Mok says he was assaulted by a mob of indigenous British thugs, one of whom allegedly shouted “I don’t want your coronavirus in my country” while trying to land a kick.

    Please stop attacking the Asians. At the very least, try to hide the fact that you’re attacking them for being Asian.

    THERE’S ACTUALLY A DUTCH KING, AND HE JUST APOLOGIZED TO INDONESIA

    Were you aware that the Dutch had their own king?

    We weren’t, either.

    But apparently he’s real, and he still has a full head of hair and obviously eats well.

    At one juncture in the distant past, the Dutch were so healthy and robust that they moved beyond their own national boundaries and ruled the constellation of humid islands known as Indonesia—for centuries!

    This all came crashing down in 1945 when the locals, obviously egged on by hostile cosmopolites, cast off their Dutch shackles and declared their independence. There were squabbles and skirmishes, one involving the torture-murder of an Indonesian that left him with cigarette-burn scars and a dent in his skull.

    Now, 75 years later and when it’s far too late to actually do anything about it, Dutch King Willem-Alexander has formally apologized for any and all atrocities that the Dutch may or may not have committed during their three centuries of stepping on Indonesian necks.

    As far as we can tell, he did nothing more than apologize. He didn’t resurrect the victim from the dead or offer anything in the way of monetary compensation. He merely said, “Hey, even though I had no part in this, I want you to know I really feel bad about it, and I hope that feeling bad about it will make you feel better about it.”

    Beware of anyone who apologizes without also handing you a check for a million dollars.

    PUBLISHER CANS WOODY ALLEN MEMOIR DUE TO PEDO ALLEGATIONS

    Woody Allen is a comedian who differs from Larry David in that, to our knowledge, no one has accused Larry David of being an incestuous pedophile—at least not yet.

    But according to a French book publisher, Allen “was entirely cleared on two occasions by the American courts, by judicial experts, by psychiatrists. My conviction is that he is entirely innocent of the accusations against him.”

    Because of this, it’s not legal to call Allen a pedophile. But apparently it’s still legal to act like he’s a pedo. Last week the publishing house Hachette announced that although it had planned to publish Allen’s memoir called Apropos of Nothing, it would not be appropriate due to the fact that despite being cleared of all charges, some people simply need to see others as pedophiles in order to expunge some of their own weird guilt trips and secret proclivities. Hachette announced that it was dropping Allen’s book after several staff members staged a walkout.

    What would happen if we started a rumor that William Shakespeare was a date rapist? Forget we even asked.

    SHEIKH MOHAMMED-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER OF DUBAI ACCUSED OF KIDNAPPING HIS OWN FRICKIN’ DAUGHTERS

    The vice president of the United Arab Emirates, some dune coon named Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum has a face that could make baby camels cry. He’s also worth $4.5 billion, which means he can basically bag any babe he desires.

    As if it wasn’t humiliating enough that his own wife cuckolded him by banging one of her bodyguards, the sheikh has a problem with at least two of his daughters fleeing his clutches as if he was some kind of sadistic control freak or something.

    To quell the rumors of him being tyrannical, he allegedly arranged for his daughters Sheika Shamsa and Sheika Latifa to be forcibly kidnapped and returned to him so he could talk some sense into them and kindly ask them to stop spreading such obviously fake news.

    Latifa in particular is such an ingrate that in 2018 she uploaded a video to YouTube alleging that her daddy had imprisoned her for three years:

    I went in June 2002 and I came out in October 2005… It was constant torture, constant torture, even when they weren’t physically beating me up, they were torturing me.

    Kids today. No manners and zero gratitude.

    HARVEY WEINSTEIN SENTENCED TO 23 YEARS IN THE STONY LONESOME

    Harvey Weinstein is a lumpy, potato-shaped sex pest who, according to a woman who claims to have had unpleasant sexual relations with him, has no scrotum and a severely scarred penis.

    Last week he was handed a 23-year prison sentence after being convicted of rape and sexual assault. Without a hint of irony, one reporter referred to the sentence as “stiff.”

    Weinstein stood up from his phony walker long enough to deliver the following statement:

    First of all, to all the women who testified, we may have different truths. I have great remorse for all the men and women going through this crisis right now in our country….You know, the [#MeToo] movement started basically with me, and I think what happened, you know, I was the first example, and now there are thousands of men who are being accused and a generation of things that I think none of us understood…. I’m totally confused and I think men are confused. I’m worried about this country in a sense, too. I really feel remorse of this situation. I feel it deeply in my heart.

    Weinstein fondly recalled that he had “wonderful times” with all of his rape accusers.

    Seems like a nice guy. Why all the hate?

    FRENCH SMURFS DEFY DEADLY PANDEMIC, MAY DIE ANYWAY

    Amid the global madness inspired by the coronavirus one whimsical mayor who dares to dream is encouraging us to gather together in large numbers to show the world we ain’t scared.

    Patrick Leclerc is the mayor of the small French town of Landerneau, and he wants the world to know that he will not be dissuaded by the cloud of “ambient gloom” that has settled over his nation as a result of the pandemic. A mere day before the French government banned any public gatherings of 1,000 people or more, Leclerc allowed his village to be besieged by an estimated 3,500 adults in blue Smurf makeup who were trying to break some world record regarding the largest number of human Smurfs gathered together in one place. “We must not stop living,” Leclerc insisted.

    Still, as of this writing, nearly 5,000 people have stopped living as a result of the novel coronavirus.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  27. #83
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-80/

    Takimag

    March 22, 2020

    The Week’s Most Contagious, Courageous, and Outrageous Headlines

    (This installment of The Week that Perished has been tested and is absolutely free of coronavirus.

    KEEPING UGLY PEOPLE DOWN BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

    One of God’s cruelest tricks is that he makes some people attractive and some people ugly—even crueler is the fact that he bequeathed the gift of sight to almost all ugly people, forcing them to spend their lives writhing in agony about how ugly they are compared to the attractive people.

    Since progressivism is the art of taking everything that’s undesirable and making it heroic, the globalist shills at the U.K. Home Office recently tweeted that mocking someone’s looks is a hate crime:

    No one should be abused and insulted because of the way they look. If you are – it’s a hate crime. Together with @FaceEquality, we are working to stamp out this crime for good.

    Accompanying the tweet was a two-minute video showing one dog-faced woman and one mangled-face man after the next decrying the fact that they’ve been abused by mirrors their entire lives. We encourage you to watch it, but here’s the transcript of the entire PSA:

    Hi hun … If I was you … I’d kill myself … You ugly ***** … Such a shame about that birthmark … You? You don’t look like a woman … A face only a mother could love … Looks like you’ve been run over by a tank … Your face — no joke … I literally just vomited in my mouth … Is that contagious? … I see you’ve got your Halloween costume sorted … Straighten your face. Oh, wait a minute you can’t … Quasimodo … Freak … Freddy Krueger … Ugly … Elephant Man … Monster … You are ugly as $#@! … Every day we get abuse because of how we look … Why do people think that’s ok? … We will fight until every person that looks different is free to walk down the street, post online, and live without fear … Join us … Together we can stop the hate.

    Realizing that ugly faces are bad for business, the owners of mega-popular streaming app TikTok gave instructions for moderators to suppress posts from people who aren’t too easy on the eyes.

    They even included a handy list of what sort of people to avoid:

    • Abnormal body shape, chubby, have obvious beer belly, obese, or too thin (not limited to: dwarf, acromegaly)
    • Ugly facial looks (not limited to: disformatted face, fangs, lack of front teeth, senior people with too many wrinkles, obvious facial scars)
    • Facial deformities (not limited to: eye disorders, crooked mouth disease and other disabilities)
    • The shooting environment is shabby and dilapidated, such as, not limited to: slums, rural fields (rural beautiful natural scenery could be exempted), dilapidated housing, construction sites, etc.


    While ugly people are eyesores, mocking them is not a “hate crime”—it is a noble cannon shot fired in a long overdue War for Beauty.

    EXHUMING ROBERT MUGABE’S RUBBER PENIS

    Besides having a Hitler mustache and overseeing the ritual murder of white farmers, recently deceased Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe is mainly known for taking the prosperous nation of Rhodesia and turning it into a roach motel known as Zimbabwe.

    We’ve all heard the rumors that Hitler only had one testicle and that this sexual deformity is what fueled his murderous tantrums. What you most likely have not heard is that Robert Mugabe endured a botched circumcision in prison which may have affected his sexual functioning and thus led to his genocidal outbursts.

    Whatever Mugabe’s political talents, it apparently never occurred to him that getting his foreskin snipped in prison may have been a bad idea.

    But in a new book, former cabinet minister Rugare Gumbo said that he helped give Mugabe moral support behind bars while the tyrant-to-be pouted about his swollen and infected post-circumcision ding-dong:

    Mugabe was in the same section as me and he spent a lot of time by himself in his cell….I knew who he was politically so I would go to see him, and we bonded. I appreciated him. He was intelligent, well-spoken and committed to the liberation of Zimbabwe from the whites….Mugabe had been circumcised recently. The circumcision was badly done so his penis would swell because of an infection. He shared this problem with me, and I did all I could to help him. As the clerk I made sure he could change his prison uniform regularly….I would change his uniform three times a week. You were only supposed to change it once a week. He would dress it in front of me and use a razor blade to remove scales on it. It was really bad, and I did all I could to help him manage it….I am saying this to show you how close we became in (Salisbury) prison and how much I liked him.

    Mugabe’s only child, a son, died in 1966 while Mugabe was behind bars. After he assumed Zimbabwe’s reins in the 1980s, Mugabe’s enemies made sport of the fact that their leader’s loins had produced no more fruit and suggested that he was not really a man at all anymore. In 2001, a man named George Potgieter was dragged into court after berating his workers by saying they “had no brains because they were being led by a president who had a rubber penis made in China.”

    After Mugabe’s bungled jailhouse circumcision, did he eventually have to supplement his sexual functioning with a rubber penile prosthetic? The only way to find out would be through exhuming his freshly interred corpse. People, let’s start an online fundraiser and make this happen.

    SNOOPY THE CARTOON DOG ACCUSED OF RACISM

    A little over a year ago, we covered the tragic racist scandal that erupted after viewers noticed that when the Peanuts kids sat down to eat dinner in the classic TV seasonal cartoon A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, it was token black Peanut Franklin who wound up with the crappy chair.

    Apparently Charles M. Schulz’s corpse didn’t learn anything from our bold exposé.

    Snoopy the dog—the cartoon character who may have actually been more famous than Muhammad Ali, The Beatles, and Burl Ives combined in the 1960s—has his own Twitter account and recently endured a firestorm of complaints after posting a picture of Charlie Brown telling Franklin Armstrong that he’s “one of the good ones.”

    Considering the crime rates, what Charlie Brown was actually dog-whistling was the fact that Franklin was one of the statistical minority of black cartoon characters who isn’t constantly raping, murdering, wilding, and impregnating fat white unwed mothers.

    Even though that’s clearly a compliment to Franklin, Snoopy eventually backpedaled and offered an apology.

    Earlier today a tweet from this account, featuring an image of two friends, was misinterpreted. As this was not the intended message of the post, it has been deleted so as not to perpetuate an inaccurate interpretation. The post was meant as a celebration of friendship.

    We expected better of Snoopy. It almost makes one wish that the Red Baron had won their fabled battle in the sky.

    FAMILY BUYS HOUSE THAT’S COATED IN METH

    When a young couple falls in love, gets married, pops out a few kids, and saves up enough to buy a nice house in a demographically desirable suburb of Phoenix, they don’t expect the entire house to be so saturated in meth that they all get sick just from breathing household air.

    But that’s exactly what happened to Allison and Alex Maselli and their three children. Shortly after buying a house in Chandler, AZ, their kids started getting sick, followed by Allison and Alex. It seems that no one had bothered to inform them that the previous owner had died of a meth overdose and that police had found “bag after bag of pills, sticky and white crystal substances, [and] numerous smoking devices” in the residence after the owner went to the Big Glass Pipe in the Sky.

    After the house was tested, meth was found on nearly every surface. It was especially prominent in the HVAC ducts.

    According to Allison:

    It was a real gut punch finding that out for me because you live your whole life to protect your kids. To find out that you bought a house that’s toxic that is making all of us sick just was really kind of devastating for me.

    It would have been a great pick for a family of tweakers—all that stash built-in for no extra cash. We’re going to blame the real-estate agent for this one.

    ANOTHER HATE HOAX: DROWNED MIGRANT BOY IN VIRAL PHOTO WAS MURDERED BY TRAFFICKERS

    Unless you’ve been living a mentally healthy life that doesn’t involve burying your nose in a smartphone and drooling mindlessly for 20 hours a day, you’ve likely seen the viral 2015 image of three-year-old Syrian boy Alan Kurdi lying dead on a beach.

    The photo was almost always presented without context, but nearly everyone understood it as an indictment of the xenophobic Western powers that won’t let an innocent little boy land on their shores without sadistically drowning him and then posting snapshots of it.

    However, it turns out that Kurdi was not murdered by Western hooligans or Western authorities—instead, he was killed by three Turkish human traffickers, who were recently sentenced to 125 years in prison for the slaying.

    Don’t trust anyone online—even us. We’re actually far sneakier than we appear.

    SOUTH AFRICAN KING ACCUSED OF HIGHLY IMMATURE AXE RAMPAGE

    Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo is a South African king who clearly has emotional problems. He comes from the same tribal clan as Nelson Mandela, who wasn’t exactly Fred Rogers, either.

    In 2015 he was handed a 12-year sentence after kidnapping a woman and all four of her children, setting their home on fire, and beating four youths—one of them to death. Clearly the guy is a hothead.

    But he only served four years of his sentence and was released in December—only to prove that he is obviously still dealing with unresolved anger-management issues.

    He was recently arrested after an alleged “axe rampage” after breaking into the Thembu royal palace and acting completely bonkers. According to one witness:

    He was carrying weapons such as [an] axe, a machete and also a crowbar. He managed to break a window from the sitting room of the main house….As he was moving up the stairs looking for the acting king, some people managed to distract him and then the acting king managed to jump out of a window, running for safety….He has wreaked havoc in the palace…he started ransacking the king’s room, all confidential documents – he threw them around.

    Hopefully in prison, rather than getting raped and contracting AIDS, he will seek the proper counseling and medication that sets him on a path toward wholeness and prosperity. Then again, this is South Africa, where it’s always a good idea to lower your expectations.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  28. #84
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-81/

    Takimag

    March 29, 2020

    The Week’s Most Arbitrary, Ancillary, and Coronary Headlines

    NOTE: Due to the global pandemic, we are officially quarantining coronavirus-related stories on the next page.

    HORNED INSECT WITH “STRANGE” GENITALS IS OFFICALLY NAMED AFTER LADY GAGA

    Enigmatic pop superstar Lady Gaga seems as if she’s horny and has strange sexual proclivities. Now, joining other femmes fatale such as Beyoncé and Kate Winslet, she enjoys the rare and possibly dubious honor of having an insect named after her.

    The Kaikai gaga is an absolutely hideous beastie who was named by the has-to-be-gay entomologist Brendan Morris of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, who describes his decision to name a repulsive rare treehopper from Nicaragua after the mysterious and possibly autistic pop performer:

    If there is going to be a Lady Gaga bug, it’s going to be a treehopper, because they have these crazy horns and a wacky fashion sense about them. They are unlike anything you’ve seen before. The frontoclypeus, which is like the face, was shaped totally different. The genitalia also looked more like treehoppers from the Caribbean.

    When you pause for a moment that this is a guy who studies equatorial insect genitalia, you don’t know who should be more insulted: Lady Gaga or the bug that was just named after her?

    IGNORING WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME THEY DID THIS, S.P.L.C TARGETS PRO-FAMILY “HATE GROUP” AGAIN

    The Southern Poverty Law Center is an absurdly wealthy hate group that works out its guilt complexes by accusing white people of modest means of being the real hatemongers.

    Although they posture themselves as smart and enlightened, the SPLC traffics exclusively in weasel words and false inferences.

    Take, for example, this quote from Lecia Brooks, Token Black Woman at the SPLC, regarding an alleged uptick of the number of anti-gay “hate groups” in the USA:

    Our research — and everyone’s research — will show that this increased rhetoric leads to an increase in hate crimes and hate incidents targeting LGBTQ people. When you denigrate an entire group of people, that’s what happens. It becomes open season.

    Shall we unpack this, ladies and germs?

    Their research consists of the following Yellow Brick Road of bad faith:

    Let’s say Trump cuts funding for unnecessary tranny breast reductions and liposuction or something. Although not a hateful word is spoken, the SPLC wrangles this into something along the lines of “Trump purposely created a powder keg of charged hate rhetoric that both openly and indirectly encourages the mass murder of LGBTQ people.” Then their “research” will consist of asking an “expert” whether this imaginary climate of hate will lead to violence. The expert says, “Yes, of course!”

    Or they’ll talk about a grim “epidemic” of tranny-slayings across the country, ignoring the fact that on a per-capita basis, trannies get murdered at a rate lower than that for straight men.

    In short, there is nothing academic or logical or peer-reviewed or quantifiable about anything the SPLC ever pontificates over, but it doesn’t stop most major American news organizations from slavishly reprinting their press releases unquestioned and unedited.

    One of the allegedly “anti-gay” groups the SPLC targeted in a recent report was the Family Research Council, which stands accused of openly encouraging fagg-slayings by saying that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

    In 2012, a black man who by his own admission was spurred to violence by reading and SPLC report on the Family Research Council, entered the lobby of the FRC’s headquarters in DC and shot a security guard for the crime of enabling hate.

    If someone shoots up the FRC again, will the SPLC get away with it again?

    THE EGYPTIAN KIDDIE-TORTURE RACKET

    In a revelation even more shocking than that time they foolishly allowed women to drive, Egypt has apparently been torturing thousands of minors with impunity.

    According to a report released by Human Rights Watch and an Egyptian rights group called Belady, 75% of previously incarcerated minors aged 12-17 reported that they had been tortured in pretrial detention. More than a third said they’d received electric shocks. One out of ten said their shoulders had been dislocated by being hung by their arms. A 12-year-old boy named Abdullah allegedly endured “horrific torture including beatings, electric shocks and waterboarding” while his father watched.

    According to spokeswoman Aya Hijazi of Belady, who everyone could agree would look a lot better if she lost 20 pounds:

    The harrowing accounts of these children and their families reveal how Egypt’s machinery of repression has subjected children to grave abuses. Egyptian authorities act as though they are above all laws when it comes to children in detention.

    How’s that Arab Spring working out for you guys over there, anyway? We’ve been meaning to ask.

    FEDS CLAIM “RACIST EXTREMIST GROUPS” ENCOURAGE SPREADING CORONAVIRUS TO COPS AND JEWS

    In news that is startlingly evasive even to grizzled, jaded, cynical, seen-it-all nihilists, the FBI recently created a moral panic about a grand plan of bioterrorism among “neo-Nazis and other white supremacists” without even bothering to cite a single quotation from any identifiable member of these groups.

    It’s almost shocking how much they expect you not to notice.

    “White supremacists encouraging their members to spread coronavirus to cops, Jews, FBI says,” blares the ABC News headline:

    In an alert obtained by ABC News, the FBI’s New York office reports that “members of extremist groups are encouraging one another to spread the virus, if contracted, through bodily fluids and personal interactions. The FBI alert, which went out on Thursday, told local police agencies that extremists want their followers to try to use spray bottles to spread bodily fluids to cops on the street.

    In an article written by someone called Margolin, ABC quotes a man who runs a Jewish watchdog group, who is quoted as saying:

    While the world faces a deadly pandemic, it’s a stark reminder that certain groups – notably the Jewish community and law enforcement – must also continue the battle against those who wish to hurt or kill them. As the economic situation remains fragile and civil society disrupted, the potential for the followers of hate to act becomes more likely … and more deadly.

    Despite our rigorous efforts, we could find no recent FBI report on the subject, but we DID find something from the Department of Homeland Security report that contains this shocking allegation:

    White Racially Motivated Violent Extremists (WRMVEs) have recently commented on the coronavirus stating that it is an “OBLIGATION” to spread it should any of them contract the virus.

    Really? You’re calling them “WRMVEs” now? OK, where are these self-identified WRMVEs saying this? Just give us one name. Hell, just give us one quote.

    But they don’t.

    Just remember: It’s racist to call a virus that originated in China a “Chinese virus,” whereas it’s anti-racist to blame white people for plotting to spray Jews with coronavirus even if you don’t have any evidence that this is happening.

    RUSSIANS MULL LAW THAT WOULD IMPRISON CORONA-TERRORISTS FOR UP TO SEVEN YEARS

    Last Wednesday, the Kremlin announced that it will look over legislation that would criminalize the act of breaking the nation’s new anti-coronavirus quarantine. Merely breaking the quarantine would result in sentences of up to seven years. But purposely infecting someone with the virus could even bring terrorism charges.

    Taking an even more hardcore stance, Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov says that quarantine violators should be killed.

    Whether or not this means that Ramzan Kadyrov is a sadist, in this time of crisis we can at least all join together and agree that he needs a new stylist.

    ASIANS SQUINT HARDER AND FOCUS ON ALLEGED ANTI-ASIAN CORONA-FUELED WAVE OF HATE

    Without explicitly—or, if you’re Japanese, “expricitry”—claiming that most of the assailants seem to be black, a pair or racist hate groups called Asian Pacific Policy and Planning Council and the Chinese for Affirmative Action announced the formation of an online snitch service whereby Asians can snitch on people they claim are attacking or demeaning them about the coronavirus pandemic.

    Experts—there’s that word again—insist that merely referring to a virus that originated in China as a “Chinese virus” could lead to an outbreak of violent attacks on Asians.

    However, Utah State Representative Kim Coleman—another person in desperate need of a new stylist—is ignoring the plaintive wails of all those diminutive Asians and referring to the virus as not only a Chinese one, but also a communist one:

    Let’s be clear: the coronavirus plague facing us comes exclusively as a courtesy of the Chinese Communist Party. No Communist China, no crisis.

    If only she’d followed that up with “No tickee, no washee,” we wouldn’t have made fun of her hair.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  29. #85
    The Week That Perished

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    April 05, 2020

    The Week’s Most Dyspeptic, Antiseptic, and Narcoleptic Headlines

    IS CORONAVIRUS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO TRUMP?

    The thing about ideologues is that they will exploit any human tragedy in the service of their ideology, which is why it would be nice if scientists could develop a virus that wipes out ideologues.

    In a cold shvitz over the fact that they’ve hand-picked a senile rapist to lock horns with Donald Trump this fall, the Democrat Party is now whining that Google has prevented them from running anti-Trump coronavirus-related ads.

    Mind you, Google is also preventing the Republicans from running coronavirus-related ads, too. They’re only allowing government health agencies such as the CDC and established medical agencies such as the WHO run ads for the time being.

    But according to Democratic advisor Mark Jablonowski, who looks like this and expects people not to mock him for it, this sets a dangerous precedent that threatens to undermine democracy as we know it:

    We’re in the middle of the defining event of this election and potentially a generation. To not allow political candidates to mention or discuss COVID-19 is something that has the potential to dramatically bolster Trump’s and Republicans’ chances of reelection.

    Look at your purple striped bow tie, Mark. Look at that stupid expression on your face. You know nothing, Mark. Although we are mighty unhappy with Trump’s failure to deliver on core campaign promises during his first term, we hope he wins again just to see people like you cry.

    THE GREAT POLITICAL CORONAVIRUS POWER GRAB

    In times of crisis such as these, governments across the globe smell the opportunity to seize power.

    But just as they do in times of plenty, the press only attacks the governments it sees as “right wing,” especially ones headed by the leaders for formerly communist countries whose citizens are rightfully wary of any situation where governments seize power.

    The Associated Press, which to our knowledge has failed to ever criticize China, recently published an article accusing the Caucasian Christian leaders of Serbia and Hungary of using the virus as an “excuse to quell dissent,” as if that’s not what every leader of every shade and every political persuastion across the planet is currently doing. It quotes various “activists”—which is a term that people who actively avoid real activity tend to apply to themselves—about how Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic and hard-nosed Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban of violating civil liberties and crushing dissent and “dismantling democracy,” which is a form of government which believes, against all evidence, that the average citizen has a clue about how to run things.

    In times of crisis such as these, ideologues across the globe smell the opportunity to beat people over the head with their ideology. If the virus finds anyone, let it find them.

    SAUDIS BLAME CORONAVIRUS FOR THEIR COWARDLY RETREAT IN YEMEN

    Don’t you hate when people mispronounce the word “Saudi” so it sounds like “Salty”? It’s not as bad—but still pretty bad—when they say “Sawdy.” If you pronounce the “Sau” like “sow”—as in “female pig”—you’re getting closer to the actual pronunciation, which is something like “Sow-OO-dee,” but we don’t care about Middle Easterners’ feelings and encourage you to pronounce it “Salty.”

    Saudi Arabia is one of those countries like Israel and China where if you’re an American and publicly criticize you them, they will find a way to cripple you irreversibly. Even though they orchestrated 9/11, you wouldn’t know it from listening to the American media. In fact, you wouldn’t know anything from listening to the American media, but if you don’t know that already, you’re never going to know it.

    In 2015, a very cocky and headstrong Saudi Arabia invaded its tiny southern neighbor Yemen, a boring country that no one ever thinks about unless you remind them, and sometimes they won’t even think about it then. Saudi Arabia’s main purpose was to deter military incursions in Yemen by Iran, whose residents adhere to a rival sect of Islam than do Saudis, and these people are primitive enough to still be killing each other over which bearded ape was Muhammad’s true successor over a thousand years ago.

    But ever since, Saudi forces have botched the job, missing key targets and obliterating civilians instead. And now that Iranian-backed Houthi rebels have seized an entire province in Yemen’s north, Saudi is hiding behind the COVID-19 pandemic and saying, “Hey, this is nutso enough already, but we don’t need the sniffles on top of it all, let’s declare peace and fight this evil little bug together.”

    Once the dust settles, let’s sue Saudi Arabia for 9/11.

    ISRAELIS SHOOT AT SYRIA, SYRIANS SHOOT BACK

    What the heck is with these Middle Easterners and their constant tantrums?

    Apparently for no other reason than just to be the jerks that the rest of the world says they are, Israeli fighter pilots ignored the fact that we’re all in this global-virus thing together and used “Lebanese airspace”—sounds like some kind of intimate practice between two consenting adult women—to fire missiles at a Syrian air base somewhere in the central province of Homs.

    Syrian officials say they fired back and were able to shoot a few of the Israeli missiles down, which, if true, should be a severe blow to the libido of Israeli men in the coming weeks.

    Can’t everyone just stay home and eat their bagels and falafels like the rest of us?

    STUDY: WHITE CORPORATIONS BURYING NONWHITE COUNTRIES IN PLASTIC TRASH

    According to the kind folks at Tearfund—an organization with an emotionally manipulative name that describes itself as a “Christian charity passionate about ending poverty”—filthy-rich Western junk-food conglomerates are literally burying the Third World’s squirming brown masses under a flotilla of plastic that may end human life there as we know it, provided that you find those people human in the first place.

    “Coca-Cola, Nestlé, PepsiCo and Unilever dump half a MILLION tonnes of plastic pollution in six poor countries, damning report finds,” howls the emphatically British headline in the Daily Mail, a tabloid with a circulation of over 1 million and which therefore has the blood of a billion trees on its hands—metaphorically speaking, of course, not only because trees don’t bleed but also because newspapers don’t have hands.

    What happens when you combine the rapacious capitalist greed of the following four multinational ultra-corporations…

    • Coca-Cola
    • PepsiCo
    • Nestlé
    • Unilever

    …and encourage them to treat the following nations as their personal toilets?

    • Brazil
    • Mexico
    • Nigeria
    • India
    • China
    • The Philippines

    What happens is that you have millions of squirming African children gasping for air as they’re being crushed under mountains of plastic. What happens is that you clearly have an enviro-racial scandal the likes of which this world hath never seen. We don’t even need to check—we know in our hearts that the corporations that are dumping all this plastic are owned by whites, just like everything is owned by whites. But run your peepers down that list of countries where they’re dumping all the plastic Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi bottles and Nesquik containers. Do you notice a racial pattern like we did? Good, glad to hear it—so why are all these white companies dumping all this cancerous trash on nonwhite countries?

    To give you a sense of how much trash they’re dumping, it’s enough to fill a soccer field every 20 minutes. In many of these countries, soccer is the only recreational activity available to poor children. To us and many others like us, there is no logical explanation for this racially tinged global garbage crisis than the fact that white people hate when nonwhites excel in soccer, which is why they’re currently filling their soccer stadiums with empty plastic bottles.

    POPULATION GROWTH STAGNATES ACROSS THE USA

    If the current medical crisis and the eventual one-two punch of financial collapse and mass PTSD aren’t enough to signal that the body public has late-stage cancer, ponder the fact that America’s population grew less than half a percent in 2109—the lowest rate since exactly a century prior, when the Spanish Flu was decimating the world.

    There were more deaths than births in 46% of America’s counties last year—up from 28% in 2010. Large dirty cities such as New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles all lost residents, many of whom fled to large dirty cities in Texas.

    You may remember Baltimore, which in 1950 hosted a million people but last year dipped to below 600,000 residents for the first time since the Great Depression. Then everyone was given “civil rights,” the mayor encouraged rioters to “destroy” things until they blew off all that steam, and now the people who aren’t leaving in droves are getting murdered in cold blood. Things such as “crime” and “education” are getting blamed, but by now we should all realize what those words mean.

    And as the dreaded baby boomers die off and more and more once-great American metropolises turn into haunted ghost towns, it will become clear that every subsequent generation consisted of “baby busters” who were so selfish they didn’t even bother to replace themselves.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  30. #86
    The Week That Perished
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    Takimag

    April 12, 2020
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    The Week’s Most Unattractive, Hyperactive, and Radioactive Headlines

    SUPREME COURT TELLS H. RAP BROWN TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
    H. Rap Brown is a light-skinned black man who first gained fame in the 1960s for his heartwarming autobiography Die ****** Die! and for openly encouraging violence against white America. The man who had famously proclaimed that “violence is as American as cherry pie” told blacks to “organize themselves” and “carry on guerrilla warfare in all the cities.”

    In the 1970s, while in prison for a shootout with federal officers, Brown demonstrated that he wasn’t very bright by embracing the religion of the people who originally enslaved African blacks and giving himself the ridiculous name of Jamil Abdullah Al-Amin.

    Despite all this, the authorities let him out anyway, and eventually he shot two Georgia police officers, killing one of them. It mattered not a whit(e) that both of the officers were black—Brown insisted he was the victim of a white supremacist government’s conspiracy.

    He appealed his life sentence, and his case made it all the way to the US Supreme Court, which last week rejected his appeal and told him—well, we’re reading things into their decision, let’s be honest—that he needs to sit down, stop his incessant yappin’, and realize that if he hadn’t killed a black man, he wouldn’t be where he is right now.

    LESBIAN ASTRONAUT FALSELY ACCUSED OF SPACE CRIME
    You may not be aware that the United States has experienced so much social progress since that epic moment when Mario Savio bravely stood atop a car’s hood and burned his bra that we now have lesbian astronauts, but we do.

    Her name is Anne McClain, and she looks like a lesbian, too, complete with lantern jaw and short-cropped 1980s Ricky Schroder hairdo.

    In 2019, McClain made headlines after being framed as perhaps the first person ever to commit a crime from outer space—namely, improperly accessing the bank account of her lesbian wife Summer Worden—an absolute beast of a woman who resembles comic actor Joe E. Ross of “Car 54, Where Are You?” fame.

    In her defense, McClain said that she was merely using a login she and Worden had shared while they were married. An FBI investigation proved she was right, and now the tables have turned on the uglier lesbian of the two—Worden has been indicted for “falsely accusing her of committing a crime from space.”

    Seeing as how ***** themes in science fiction is now a major part of American students’ education, we will be closely monitoring this space-lesbian saga.

    HIDEOUSLY UNATTRACTIVE FEMALE WRITER SAYS ROYAL COUPLE IS SHALLOW
    This is a picture of Jan Moir. She makes a living writing nasty things about people who are more attractive and famous than she is. One glance is all you need to understand why she’s so bitter and vindictive. We’ve seen manatees with more sex appeal.

    In the midst of a worldwide crisis, Moir recently chastised Prince Harry and his multiracial wife for announcing some goofy new charity to which they’re attaching their names:

    Yet not even a pandemic can stop Harry and Meghan in their self-imposed, grandiose scheme to save the world, one worthy cause at a time….I mean, who are they trying to fool? The current global health crisis has made many take stock, and to focus with piercing clarity on what is really important; family, health, love and safety.

    The most unfathomable mystery of all is simply why they have to continue to present themselves as all-encompassing do-gooders, armed with their grab bag of causes which include climate change, mental health, domestic violence and refugees?

    “The European mainstream understands perfectly that supporting immigration will harm Europe, which is precisely why they support it.”

    Fine, sure, great, we get it, but we can’t restrain ourselves from pointing out that in the midst of a global pandemic that Jan Moir claims is an opportunity for us all to “take stock” and focus on “family, health, love and safety,” Moir is the one focusing on these moronic non-entities with her bitter opinions rather than doing any good herself.

    INDIAN COUPLE NAMES NEWBORN TWINS “CORONA” AND “COVID”
    After the Western world has finally come to grips with the embarrassing fact that for literal centuries they had misclassified Native Americans as “Indians,” along comes a couple from India to do something even dumber than the most humble Cherokee could ever imagine.

    Vinay and Preeti Verma are the undeservedly proud father and mother of newborn twins whom they decided it was a good idea to name “Corona” and “Covid.” Corona is a girl, while little Covid is a boy.

    According to the unfortunate twins’ mother:

    The delivery happened after facing several difficulties [due to coronavirus lockdown] and therefore, my husband and I wanted to make the day memorable….With vehicular movement stopped, we both made it to the hospital somehow late at night after a lot of suffering. Since the deliveries happened after such difficulties, we wanted the names to be memorable and unique….Besides, these names are beautiful in their own, with Corona being Latin for crown….Also, we want the fear associated with these names to end and the public to focus on sanitation and hygiene.

    Yes, imagine the honor of having people wash their hands every time they hear your name.

    FOREST FIRES NEAR CHERNOBYL
    Ukraine is a perpetually battered nation that has the world’s scariest drug addicts and craziest boxers. In 1932-33 its citizens endured one of the worst orchestrated famines in world history, and in 1986, while it was still part of the Soviet Union, Ukraine also hosted the worst nuclear accident in history at Chernobyl.

    As this doomed nation’s luck would have it, wildfires now encircle the spot of the 1986 nuclear disaster and have caused local radiation levels to spike sixteen times higher than usual.

    We wish the Ukrainians well, but we have our own problems and regret to inform them that we can’t help.

    TRUMP ADMINISTRATION LABELS “RUSSIAN WHITE SUPREMACIST GROUP AS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
    Despite the fact that Donald Trump has never once addressed white people as a group and has consistently grabbed his ankles to condemn “Nazis” and “racists” and “white supremacists,” his detractors insist that he is a Ginger Hitler who makes shameless appeals to skinheads in broad daylight.

    Last Monday, for the first time in US history, the State Department designated a “white supremacist” group as a “Specially Designated Global Terrorist” organization:

    Since 2015, the world has seen a surge in white supremacist terrorism. Last month was the first anniversary of the horrific terrorist attack on two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand. The United States is not immune to this threat. We’ve seen attacks targeting people because of their race or religion in places like Pittsburgh, Poway, and El Paso.

    Countering this threat is a top priority for this Administration. After the El Paso attack, President Trump said, “In one voice, our nation must condemn racism, bigotry, and white supremacy. These sinister ideologies must be defeated.”

    This Administration isn’t just talking the talk. We’re walking the walk. We’re taking decisive actions to counter this threat.

    Today, the State Department is designating the Russian Imperial Movement – also known as RIM – as a Specially Designated Global Terrorist, or SDGT.

    We have never heard of this so-called “Russian Imperial Movement.” But we have heard of the Southern Poverty Law Center, who were cited as the inspiration by a man who shot up the Family Research Council in 2012. We’ve heard of Black Lives Matter, who were cited as the inspiration by a man who murdered five Dallas police officers in 2016.

    Neither the SPLC nor BLM have been designated as terrorist organizations, however. Nor has Antifa, despite its endless open calls to violence.

    Anyone who voted for Donald Trump believing that he would defend—or at least not openly attack—white political interests has been sold a big stinking brick of Limburger cheese.

    AN UNREPENTANT LITTLE OL’ ISLAMOPHOBE FROM KOKOMO
    When the Beach Boys recorded their wonderful #1 hit “Kokomo” for the Tom Cruise cinematic classic Cocktail, we are almost certain that it was not some kind of dog whistle encouraging people to bash Muslims.

    However, Roger Stewart is an intolerant-looking Kokomo city councilman who refuses to step down after sharing the following horrifying comments from someone else on his private Facebook account:

    I refuse to bend, twist or change to make Muslims feel comfortable in MY COUNTRY. They either adhere to our laws or leave! THIS IS MY COUNTRY! Understood???

    He also stated that anyone who takes the oath of office on a Koran rather than a Bible is a “traitor” to his nation.

    But unlike a former candidate for the prestigious position of Kokomo city councilman who resigned after referring to Muslims as “goat-humpers,” Stewart vows to fight the good fight against the 0.4% of the city’s population who are Muslims.

    E.U. SCOLDS MIGRANT-RESISTANT COUNTRIES
    The European Court of Justice—which exists to commit injustices against indigenous Europeans—recently condemned Poland, Hungary, and the Czech Republic for refusing to embrace hundreds of thousands of swarthy “refugees” who come to Europe merely for the rape and free cell phones.

    Czech Prime Minisgter Andrej Babis:

    We lost but that’s not important. The important thing is we don’t have to pay anything. The fundamental thing is that we will not take in any migrants and that the quotas have since disappeared.

    According to Hungarian Justice Minister Judit Varga:

    The idea of a quota was unreasonable from the beginning. The European mainstream still have not understood that supporting immigration is not a good answer to Europe’s problems.

    We disagree. The European mainstream understands perfectly that supporting immigration will harm Europe, which is precisely why they support it.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  31. #87
    The Week That Perished
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    Takimag

    April 26, 2020
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    The Week’s Most Pneumonic, Teutonic, and Demonic Headlines

    ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ: WORKERS OF THE WORLD, STOP WORKING!
    Are we the first to notice how much the shovel-faced communist Congresslady Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez resembles the dueling, enigmatic, black-and-white secret agents in Mad magazine’s long-running comic strip Spy vs. Spy?

    It’s common knowledge that although Cortez fetishizes poverty as if it were a high-priced pet Chihuahua, she grew up in a cushy and almost entirely white New York suburb and has lapped at luxury’s teat ever since she shot cannonball-like from ’twixt her mama’s legs. And like any rich person with a guilt complex which they try to expunge through Marxism, Cortez not only claims that she represents workers, but that she understands them. She recently encouraged low-income workers—who are being the most economically savaged by this crisis—to stage a general strike and NOT return to work once the shutdowns are lifted:

    When we talk about this idea of reopening society, you know, only in America does the president — when the president tweets about liberation — does he mean go back to work. When we have this discussion about going back or reopening, I think a lot people should just say ‘no’ — we’re not going back to that. We’re not going back to working 70-hour weeks just so that we could put food on the table and not even feel any sort of semblance of security in our lives.

    The only thing this broad has ever spent 70 hours a week doing is taking selfies.

    Anyone who actually understand what it’s like to be a member of the working class—in other words, someone who’s felt the grip of anxiety knowing if they mess up for even a month, they’ll be hungry or homeless—would jump at the chance for employment when this New Great Depression finally ends. They also know that if they took Cortez’s dubious advice, they’d be replaced by machines before AOC could fix her lipstick.

    “RACIST” DRAWING OF INJUN WOMAN TRAGICALLY WIPED FROM BUTTER PACKAGING
    If you’re a young American male who lived at any time from 1921 to the current year, you likely are intimately familiar with the “boob trick” you can do by taking a box of Land O’Lakes butter and bending the cardboard so that the Indian maiden’s exposed kneecaps are where her breasts would be—voila!—instant porn. Most of us who’ve enjoyed doing this trick for our friends, and sometimes even in quiet places all by ourselves, felt warmer toward Native American women as a result. It did not encourage racial hatred; to the contrary, it made bagging a squaw look like a goal worth pursuing.

    That will all come crashing to an end this year as Land O’Lakes is effectively murdering “Mia”—the name of the painted Injun maiden with the voluptuous kneecaps—and instead replacing her with a boring image of a tranquil lake. Supposedly it’s racist to make a Native American woman look more attractive and slim than they usually tend to be.

    This makes us even sadder than we were when we learned that Iron Eyes Cody was Italian. If murdering “Mia” doesn’t constitute Native American genocide, what does?

    VATICAN CENSORS POPE’S JOKE ABOUT WHISKEY BEING THE “REAL HOLY WATER”
    We’ve kidded the Pope before—even questioned whether he’s Catholic—but every once in an Islamic crescent moon, he reminds us that he’s “human” just like the rest of us and likes to “cut loose” with “the boys” every once in a while, only to be stuffed back into a glass cage by his handlers.
    “As the novel coronavirus eats its way across planet Earth, human nature shows no signs of improving.”

    Scottish people are known for talking funny and drinking too much. As part of an upcoming documentary about a group of Scottish seminarians—sounds like a real humdinger—they filmed the young lads bequeathing a bottle of Oban malt to the Pontiff. According to the movie’s director:

    We filmed the students meeting with the Pope in the Apostolic Palace. One of them was tasked with giving the Pope a bottle of malt, because they know he likes whisky. He was really down to Earth with them all and when they handed him the bottle, instead of just handing it to his assistant as he normally would with a gift, he held it up and said ‘Questa e la vera acqua santa’, which means ‘This is the real holy water.’

    But once the surplice-wearing killjoys at the Vatican caught wind of the Pope’s comment, they insisted it be excised from the film as if it were a demon inhabiting Linda Blair’s body.

    It’s gotta be hard being the Pope, so what’s so bad if he wants to get $#@!faced every so often?

    STUDENT ACTIVIST ACCUSED OF MAKING RACIALLY MOTIVATED THREATS AGAINST HERSELF
    There have been so many hate-crime hoaxes over the years that the temptation is to believe that the general public now understands such fiascos are regular occurrences, but yea, we say unto you that we should not sleep at this late hour because such hoaxes constitute prolonged psychological warfare against the majority population and must be resisted with such ferocity that people will be too terrified to ever wrap a noose around their own necks and call themselves “******” again.

    Anayeli Dominguez Peña is a 25-year-old former student of someplace called the University of La Verne, and judging from her mug shot, the only requirement for admission there is to be overweight. This week she will appear in court on felony charges of fabricating hate crimes against herself and her stupid radical student organization last year. Apparently she even placed a “backpack emitting smoke” into her own vehicle to make everything look extra-terroristic. She faces up to eight years in prison, where we at least hope she is able to lose some weight.

    COVID-19 ROUNDUP: PUBLIC FLOGGINGS, DEAD DAD, STIMULUS PORN, CHINESE RACISM, AND FREDO CUOMO
    As the novel coronavirus eats its way across planet Earth, human nature shows no signs of improving.

    It’s likely that fewer than one in ten people can identify Indonesia as the world’s largest Muslim nation. In this hummus-slurping amalgamation of 17,000 islands straddling the Indian and Pacific Oceans, the only province that practices full-blown Sharia law is Aceh, which was struck particularly hard by 2004’s tsunami because God clearly isn’t a Muslim. It is in Aceh where the local imams say that public floggings must continue despite social-distancing rules related to coronavirus. At a recent public whipping—yes, they actually have them there, which immediately places Aceh on our bucket list—about a dozen rubberneckers watched four men each receive 40 lashes for drinking alcohol and an unmarried couple get caned for practicing carnal indiscretions in a motel room. If anyone has even a smartphone recording of this, please contact us. Let’s deal.

    We recently covered the case of a rabbi who said COVID-19 was God’s punishment for homosexuality, only for the raging *** to come down with the disease. In other “should have kept your mouth shut, or we wouldn’t be gloating now” news, an Ohio man who called “bull$#@!” on the entire pandemic has died of this bull$#@! virus. John W. McDaniel, 60, responded on social media in mid-March to Ohio Governor Mike DeWine’s stay-at-home order thusly:

    If what I’m hearing is true, that DeWine has ordered all bars and restaurants to be closed, I say bull$#@!! He doesn’t have that authority. If you are paranoid about getting sick just don’t go out. It shouldn’t keep those of us from living our lives. The madness has to stop….Does anybody have the guts to say this Covid19 is a political ploy? Asking for a friend. Prove me wrong.

    OK, well, now you’re dead of COVID-19. What more proof do you need?

    As the $1,200 coronavirus stimulus checks start dribbling out across America, many citizens are blowing the dough on drugs and porn.

    According to a survey by WalletHub—no, we’ve never heard of them, either, so take it all with a shaker of salt—an estimated 24 million Americans have spent at least some of their “stimulus” money to stimulate themselves with alcohol, tobacco, and weed. And according to the live-model porn site Cams.com, they’ve experienced a 22% spike in usage ever since the stimulus checks started rollin’ into the masturbators’ grubby hands. In Washington State, which has been especially hard hit by the virus, cam rentals surged over 200%.

    As unfortunate as it sounds, even the ancient Roman elders knew that a public that is numbed on intoxicants and sex is far less likely to riot. Sexual stimulation may have been the point of these stimulus checks after all. Never forget that at the end of the day, our rulers understand what animals we really are.

    Everyone who knows how icy-cold Asians can be realizes that when China gets done with Africa, King Leopold will look like Mister Rogers by comparison. That’s why it comes as no surprise to hear that in China—the place where this new Chinese Virus originated—African migrants are complaining of discrimination and even a McDonald’s that has a sign reading “black people are not allowed to enter the restaurant.” Our only takeaway from this is to wonder how a native Chinese speaker would pronounce the English phrase “black people”—would it sound anything like what we imagine the Japanese pronunciation would be, which is along the lines of “brack peeper”?

    Last summer we mentioned how Chris Cuomo tried to bully some New York douchebag at a bar, only proving what a mega-douchebag Cuomo is in the process. In his eternal quest to out-douche himself, Cuomo recently took to livestreaming from his own basement, claiming he was being quarantined from his own family due to testing positive for novel coronavirus. The “quarantine” was a hoax—Cuomo was found about a week ago rubbing elbows in East Hampton without a mask and referring to someone as a “jackass loser fat-tire biker” for being intrepid enough to ask about what happened with the whole “quarantine” shtick. Showing that he is clearly a member of a protected and insurgent La Cosa Nostra syndicate that threatens to hijack the US presidency if it is not stopped in its tracks NOW, Cuomo informed the chubby biker that “I can do what I want.”

    Not in America, Fredo. You are surrounded on every side by jackass loser fat-tire bikers.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  32. #88
    The Week That Perished

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    May 10, 2020
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    BIDEN: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (UNLESS THEY’RE ACCUSING ME)
    Although everyone and their stepmom believes that Joe Biden is senile, creepy, and rapey, a gut feeling cannot produce a criminal conviction—especially when the accuser contradicts herself.

    Such is the case with one Tara Reade, a former Biden staffer who waited over a quarter-century to accuse Biden of digitally penetrating her way back when she was somewhat desirable to the average man.

    Even a year ago, Reade accused Biden of getting all touchy-feely but that she didn’t consider such acts to be “sexualization.”

    It was only in March of this year when an apparently attention- and sympathy-starved—but visibly well-fed—Reade told a podcaster that Biden slammed her against a wall and within moments had his fingers rammed deep up inside her coochie—no mean feat, considering not only the mysterious placement of the female genitalia but the assumption that Reade was not fully lubricated when the alleged assault happened.

    Reade also insists she told coworkers about the assault around the time that it happened. She also said she filed an official report to the Senate’s personnel office regarding this matter. But—OOPS!—she didn’t save a copy of the report, the Senate says they couldn’t release such a report even if it existed because it’s confidential, and no coworkers have yet come forth to corroborate her story.

    So as far as we can tell from the available evidence, either Tara Reade is lying or she is one of the most inept accusers in #MeToo history. We wouldn’t even be surprised if she had been hired by the Biden campaign to discredit all the other allegations of him clawing at women against their will.

    This doesn’t mean that the Democrats aren’t being massive hypocrites about all this. It was during the Brett Kavanaugh hearings that Rapey Joe came forth and said that it takes such tremendous courage for a woman to step into the lovingly sympathetic spotlights and attempt to forever ruin a man’s life that she should be believed right out of the starting gate.

    And the same Democratic ladies who aggressively tried to #MeToo the male gender into extinction are saying that they believe Joe and not the woman. And the same Democratic network mouthpieces in the media who leapt like ants on candy to investigate every last alleged sexual indiscretion of Donald Trump have not touched Reade’s allegations of Biden’s touchiness. We get it—politicians and their water-carriers in the media are hypocritical. What we don’t get is why you still act surprised and upset about this.

    When grilled about his apparent hypocrisy by Mika “Daughter of Zbigniew” Brzezinski, Biden hemmed and hawed and stammered through this:

    Women are to be believed given the benefit of the doubt. If they come forward and say something that they said happened to them, they should start off with the presumption that they are telling the truth, then you have to look at the circumstances and the facts. The facts in this case never happened. There are so many inconsistencies in this case. Look at the fact. I can assure you it did not happen, period, period.

    Wait a minute—if it didn’t happen, how did she know she was on her period when it happened? Something about this smells fishy, and maybe it’s not Tara Reade.

    POMPEO: “ENORMOUS EVIDENCE” CORONAVIRUS WAS LAB-CREATED
    Mike Pompeo is a big fat Italian guy who looks like he’s eaten three hoagies a day since infancy. Donald Trump initially appointed him to be the CIA Director and then moved him over to Secretary of State. When quizzed by some dried-up busybody at ABC News whether he’d seen anything that gives him “high confidence” that SARS-CoV-2 originated at the Wuhan Institute of Virology rather than the wet market that was within spitting distance from it, he said:

    Martha, there is enormous evidence that that’s where this began. We’ve said from the beginning that this was a virus that originated in Wuhan, China. We took a lot of grief for that from the outside, but I think the whole world can see now. Remember, China has a history of infecting the world and they have a history of running substandard laboratories….These are not the first times that we’ve had a world exposed to viruses as a result of failures in a Chinese lab. And so while the Intelligence Community continues to do its work, they should continue to do that and verify so that we are certain, I can tell you that there is a significant amount of evidence that this came from that laboratory in Wuhan.

    The Chinese Communist Party’s official news organ Global Times encouraged Pompeo to produce his evidence and insinuated that since he has failed to do so, he is clearly “bluffing.”

    The Chinks have a point: Claiming that there’s “enormous evidence” without providing the evidence is sort of like claiming you have a gigantic penis without whipping it out for all to see.
    “Something about this smells fishy, and maybe it’s not Tara Reade.”

    EVIL ASIAN “MURDER HORNETS” INVADE USA
    As if the Chinese weren’t causing enough ruckus in the USA already, now come reports that two-inch Asian “murder hornets” have been spotted in Washington State. Not only can they kill humans by repeatedly stinging them, they also have a fondness for attacking beehives and killing every last bee, even when the bees outnumber them 1,000 to one. And these terrifying beasts are undeniably Asian, all the way down to their slanted eyes.

    How many more deadly viruses and insects will it take before we as a nation realize that Asians don’t like us?

    WOMAN: MOUTH HOLE IN FACE MASK “MAKES IT A LOT EASIER TO BREATHE”
    No one in world history has ever accused Americans of being too intelligent. Case in point: At an S J Food Mart in Lexington, KY, a female customer recently walked in to pay for gas wearing a face mask with an cut-open hole for her mouth because it makes it “easier to breathe” that way.

    In a sense, she’s right. With that hole open near her mouth, it’s much easier to breathe in aerosolized droplets containing the coronavirus. Sure, if you want to get technical, it gets a lot harder to breathe from that point on—some reports suggest COVID-19 can cause permanent lung damage—but for a lonesome minute, that lady was right.

    In other tales of Covidiocy, a Florida church that claims it’s not a church has been issued a preliminary injunction to stop selling a reputedly COVID-curing bleach product that it insists isn’t a bleach.

    MAN WEARS KLAN HOOD IN SUPERMARKET, ENTIRE COUNTY FREAKS OUT
    When it isn’t busy being the most boring large city in the United States, San Diego busies itself accepting wave after wave of feral five-foot-tall criminals pouring in from the border with Tijuana a mere 20 miles to the south. San Diego County is a sprawling area of nearly 5,000 square miles that is the fifth-most-populous county in the USA. Santee, CA is a small town smack-dab in the middle of that massively bland county. A week or so ago, a man clad in a white KKK hood appeared at a Vons supermarket, and San Diego County has yet to recover. It may take years. Hell, it may take a century. The ADL even chirped in, saying that San Diego is no place for hate, unless you’re a white man deemed to be a hater, in which case you should be hated and hunted and shunned and broken. It matters not that this was probably the funniest thing ever to happen in San Diego County.

    FRENCH LEFTISTS KEEP SMASHING AND BURNING THINGS
    French leftists—those two words just multiply one another’s awfulness—are filling up with even more rage than usual because the COVID-19 lockdown prevents them from smashing things. If you understand leftism at all, it’s about destroying what has already been created. They hardly ever address what they’ll do after everything is in smoldering ruins, but they love when things burn and get smashed and get blowed up real good.

    Claiming that it has something or other to do with fighting the very capitalism that has enabled them to be weak, lazy, tantrum-throwing Peter Pans, they’ve taken to attacking “telephone masts, banks, businesses and government property across France.”

    The frustration will all end on May 11, when the lockdown is lifted and France’s leftists are free once again to smash and loot and burn and bomb without fear of receiving a written citation for violating the lockdown.

    NIGERIA’S PRESIDENT APPOINTS ANOTHER DEAD MAN
    Anyone familiar with Nigeria knows it is a place of wonderment and enchantment. That’s why it came as no surprise to hear that when the country’s president—who looks like this and has a name that sounds like “Muhammad Ooga-Booga” or somesuch appointed a man whose name was—get this—”Tobias Chukwuemeka Okwuru” to some government position where he would likely fleece the peasantry and cavort with hookers on private jets, it turned out that the appointee had already been dead for a year. In 2017, Nigeria’s president appointed five separate dead people to government positions. He’s also had to quash persistent rumors that he himself had died and been replaced by a body double from Sudan. Africa is so endlessly magical that we’d move there, if only it wasn’t Africa.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11



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  34. #89
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-87/

    Takimag

    May 17, 2020

    The Week’s Most Jewish, Shrewish, and Newish Headlines

    BIG BAD BOUNCIN’ BIBI SEEKS TO IMPLANT ISRAELI SCHOOLCHILDREN WITH SOCIAL-DISTANCING MICROCHIPS
    Israeli Prime Minister and leader of the entire world Benjamin Netanyahu is a cad, a scoundrel, a rake, a raconteur, a ne’er-do-well, a double-crosser, a cheeky chappie, and possibly even a roustabout. We don’t trust him as far as we could spit for reasons which should be obvious.

    Although we have no doubt that the long con he’s playing involves nuking the entire planet except for Israel, he recently suggested something so weird that we’re starting to think he’s some kind of sexual deviant and possibly even a diddler of small children whom we assume are all circumcised.

    In order to enforce “social distancing” via cybernetics, Netanyahu has endorsed implanting Israeli schoolchildren with microchips that would start furiously beeping whenever kids got within six feet of each other:

    I spoke with our heads of technology in order to find measures Israel is good at, such as sensors. For instance, every person, every kid – I want it on kids first – would have a sensor that would sound an alarm when you get too close, like the ones on cars.

    The ones on cars? That’s right—Israeli police are able to track the movements of all vehicles in their nation; they also store the data for years.

    Some “tech experts” complain that such kiddie chips would be dangerous, because some hacker pedo would also be able to track the poor lambs’ movements. But who’s to say there aren’t pedophiles in government? From some of these websites and YouTube videos we’ve seen, everyone in government is a pedophile—they even force you to have sex with children in front of people in Devil masks before making you swear on a Bible that you won’t tell anyone about it.

    And even if they aren’t pedophiles, who wants to live in a world where children can’t even play within two meters of one another without alarms going off? It’s like a bad Stephen King novel, which, if you’d ever read a Stephen King novel, you’d realize is a redundancy.

    What’s undeniable and irrefutable and will never be debunked nor discredited is the fact that anyone who wishes to build a nation of beeping Jewish schoolchildren is an anti-Semite of the worst order. What do you have to say for yourself, Benji?

    SAN ANTONIO CLASSIFIES THE TERM “CHINESE VIRUS” AS “HATE SPEECH”
    Referring to SARS-CoV-2 as the “Chinese virus” is hate speech that will lead to an inevitable rise in anti-Semitism—or so San Antonio Mayor Ron Nirenberg would have you believe.

    Citing an alleged uptick in “hate” and “speech” and “evil” and “words” and “meanness” since the beginning of the COVID-19 crisis, Mayor Nirenberg put forth a resolution before the City Council urging citizens to “report any such antisemitic, [sic] discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation.” And the snitch-happy suckers passed the resolution by a vote of 11-0.

    Sure, we’ve all heard that the various slopes and slants who’ve come here from a continent of dog-eaters and bat-chewers for a better life have experienced an uptick in chopsticks jokes and “me make pee-pee in your Coke” taunts ever since it was revealed that this latest novel coronavirus originated in China. And because many of our politicians are essentially slave laborers on China’s behalf, they will pretend it’s about racism and hatred and evil white people rather than calling a Chinese virus a Chinese virus.

    But what does the Chinese virus have to do with anti-Semitism? Are there even any Jews in Texas? We haven’t a clue. You’ll have to ask Mayor Nirenberg.

    WHAT PLANDEMIC? THERE’S NO PLANDEMIC
    Because it is the duty of tech behemoths such as Twitter and Facebook to protect the public rather than rake in billions by colluding with the federal government to help carefully sculpt a narrative that must not be questioned or undermined under penalty of death, they’ve recently performed a tag-team curb-stomping of a 26-minute “Plandemic Movie.” You can no longer find a trace of it on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, or Vimeo. Twitter even banned hashtags announcing that the film had been banned. We haven’t seen the movie, but it apparently garnered over a million views before our caregivers decided we might use the information detailed therein to harm ourselves, and the last thing Mark Zuckerberg or Jack Dorsey or Vinny Vimeo want to see is any of us harming ourselves. Apparently the movie alleges that face masks can make you sick and that the entire “crisis” was merely a scheme to create a false panic and reap billions or even trillions by heroically rolling out a new vaccine. We are not scientists and therefore cannot verify nor deny such claims, especially when we haven’t even been permitted to see exactly how the claims were being made and what evidence the filmmaker cited, so we will instead have to rely on the wisdom of writers at such prestigious medical institutions as the New York Post to keep us safe, swaddled, and sucking on warm milk from baby bottle’s soothing rubber nipple.

    JERSEY STATE TROOPER AMBUSHED AND SHOT BY TRAILER-PARK MOB
    It’s getting to the point where a white man can’t even go out for a jog without getting shot. When 29-year-old New Jersey police detective arrived at a mobile-home park to investigate an incident from earlier in the day in which five women allegedly invaded another woman’s home, assaulted her, and—this is where it gets rough—stole her iPhone, he was greeted by a “caravan” of five cars containing 14 weapons-totin’ people who had allegedly showed up to finish whatever “job” the other five women had started earlier that day. When Detective Richard Hershey informed the “mob” of evildoers that he was a police officer, three separate men fired at him, with one bullet injuring his leg. Hershey returned fire, wounding one of the men—who, if you want to be frank, was of a hue closer to a Hershey’s bar than Hershey is—in the leg.
    “Is it worse to be a serial killer, or merely to be French?”

    Among the 18 arrestees were people with imaginative parents who gave them colorful names such as Najzeir, Tremaine, Kareen, Jazmin, Yomari, Iramari, Shakeem, Markese, Aisha, Rovell, Jenislen, and Chavana. The original female victim had already suffered a broken rib and lacerated lung in the initial attack, but apparently this didn’t sate an endless appetite for human suffering among Nazjzeir and the rest of the motley crew.

    LOUISIANA COP ACCUSED OF EXCHANGING SEX FOR SPEEDING-TICKET LENIENCY
    Life sometimes presents us with uncomfortably complicated moral dilemmas. Yes, we realize that reckless driving kills tens of thousands of Americans every year—far more than “hate” ever kills. But if we were such control freaks that we decided we wanted to be cops, would we occasionally take sexual liberties with attractive women in exchange for tearing up that speeding ticket we were going to write them?

    How dare you even ask such a question?

    Darwin Fontenot—yes, his parents named him “Darwin”—is a black Louisiana police officer who is but a wee cup o’ broth at 21 years of age. The gentle lawman only graduated from Police Academy last November. But now he finds himself in a bit of a pickle—a woman has alleged that he told her he would not issue her a speeding ticket if she agreed to have sex with him.

    Fontenot insists the sex was consensual and that it occurred off-duty. Even so, it must have been pretty bad sex if the woman felt compelled to file a complaint. The disgraced dusky lawman is now facing charges of malfeasance and third-degree rape—a term not used to rate the specific quality of the rape, but that instead refers to when someone in a position of authority takes liberties with someone in custody.

    FRENCH SERIAL-KILLER “EXPERT” HAS BEEN FAKING IT ALL ALONG
    Is it worse to be a serial killer, or merely to be French? Nous ne savons pas avec certitude, but what we know beyond any doubt is that either option is better than being a shameless fabulist.

    Some guy who calls himself Stéphane Bourgoin has for decades posed as an expert on serial killers—ever since 1976, when someone chopped his wife Eileen to pieces in Los Angeles. He went on to receive training at the FBI’s profiling school in Virginia. He interviewed 77 murderers, including big-leaguers such as Manson and Bundy. When French police, Scotland Yard, or the FBI had trouble locating a killer, they came to Bourgoin for help.

    Everything in that last paragraph except for the “posed as an expert” part was untrue. There was no murdered wife, no FBI training, no sitdown with Manson, and no police agencies seeking his opinions.

    Despite the fact that Burgoin was interviewed endlessly on TV, gave lectures where people paid to hear his “expert” opinion, and published books, not a single Frenchman or Frogwoman bothered to vet any of his claims.

    A broken and beaten Burgoin bleated thusly to Paris Match:

    I have reached the moment of coming clean. My lies have weighed me down. Sometimes I make films in my head. I have always wanted people to like me….I am ashamed by what I have done and on top of that it was ridiculous.

    The only true and poetic justice in this case would be for people to start falsely accusing him of being a serial killer.

    A MINOR VICTORY FOR LITTLE ENGLISH GIRLS WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GIRLS
    One tiny girl in one tiny part of Great Britain may have just struck a major blow against the Tranny Orthodoxy that threatens to drive all of that nation’s children insane.

    The unnamed 13-year-old lassie filed a complaint alleging that a “Trans Toolkit” distributed to local schools violated her privacy by allowing children to pretend they’re whatever gender they wish, which usually leads to boys invading girls’ special places with the hope of catching a glimpse of flesh. Oxfordshire county council originally balked at the girl’s suit, claiming there was no evidence that allowing horny 13-year-old boys to invade girls’ bathrooms put anyone in danger. But they eventually backed down after a judge found the girl’s complaint to be “officially arguable.”

    It’s a tiny win, but with the world headed off a cliff, we’ll take what we can get.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

  35. #90
    The Week That Perished

    https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-89/

    Takimag

    May 31, 2020

    The Week’s Most Dated, Faded, and Hated Headlines

    BIBI GO BYE-BYE?
    Rumors have long circulated among Mossad insiders that the nation of Israel doesn’t actually possess any nuclear weapons and that the “Samson Option” was merely an inside joke referring to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s infamous bursts of silent-but-deadly flatulence.

    We cannot confirm this rumor at press time because we do not control the media, but we can report that as of last week, Netanyahu becomes Israel’s first “sitting” prime minister to be hauled into court on corruption charges.

    No wonder he seems so paunchy—it’s all that sitting he does.

    The charges stem from three different “affairs,” which kind of sounds exciting until you realize they had nothing to do with sex. He is accused of bribing a media owner to give him positive coverage in exchange for some behind-the-scenes string-pulling; for breach of public trust as a result of “receiving hundreds of thousands of shekels in gifts from rich tycoons”; and another breach-of-public-trust charge for allegedly helping one media outlet grind another one out of existence in exchange for glowing coverage of Netanyahu.

    We wish Bibi the best of luck in fighting off charges which are clearly motivated by anti-Semitism and a nihilistic urge to drag Israel down to the status of Third World countries such as the United States.

    WHY CHILDREN SHOULDN’T READ COMIC BOOKS
    No one has ever accused Bolivians of being intelligent—at least not to our knowledge, and we know a lot. With a national mean IQ of 85, it’s no wonder that so many of them have yet to figure out how to get out of Bolivia.

    It is an established scientific fact that comic books make people less intelligent—point-blank, period, end of discussion, sign on the dotted line, pack your bags and head for summer camp. But since everyone knows this is true, why are they allowing an already intellectually deprived Bolivian populace to read comic books?

    In the sleepy, dopey, sneezy, bashful town of Chayanta, Bolivia—actually, we’re pretty sure that all of the seven dwarfs live there—three boys aged 12, 10, and 8 were recently herding goats (that may or may not be a euphemism) when they chanced upon a black widow spider, a lethal species that was originally named in honor of Coretta Scott King. Being so superstitious that they actually thought the legend of Spider-Man was true, they figured they would be able to scale buildings and squirt cobwebs from their wrists like so much Silly String if they could provoke the poisonous critter to bite them. They kept poking li’l Coretta with a stick until she obliged. They were rushed to the hospital, where they would spend a week before the fevers and tremors subsided.

    According to one Bolivian official, “for children, everything is real, movies are real.” Sure, if you define “children” as “everyone up to age 100.” One of the major problems of modern civilization is that to most people, especially the younger generations who are almost entirely composed of pop-culture inbreds, movies are more real than their own lives are.

    SWISS GROUP PUBLISHES COVID-FRIENDLY SEX POSITIONS FOR HOOKERS
    Our website analytics suggest that at least one of our readers is a legitimate Swiss sex worker—yes, the government actually sanctions them there—who is simultaneously impoverished by the COVID-19 epidemic and outraged by the fact that a black market has emerged for “real” hookers to scoop up cash and spread infections by filling the gaping market demand.
    “No wonder he seems so paunchy—it’s all that sitting he does.”

    A sex-workers’-rights organization with the unwieldy name of ProKoRe recently issued some safe-sex guidelines for government hoes who will shortly be returning to work after a lockdown that started two months ago is lifted. Among these guidelines:

    • “Doggy Style” and “Reverse Cowgirl” are the preferred sexual positions, since they allow the receptive partner to turn their face away from the disgusting pig who paid to have sex with them and who might be exhaling billions of COVID-infected water droplets with his every horny snort.

    • Sex workers should wear mouth and nose coverings at all times, which is going to put a serious hurtin’ on their oral-sex revenues.

    • Rooms where hookers and their pathetic clients have recently finished performing sex should be ventilated for a minimum of 15 minutes.

    • Bed sheets should be washed at a minimum of 140 degrees Fahrenheit.

    • To help raise money for a nationwide facemask fund, clients will be charged $5 extra for receiving either a Dirty Sanchez or a Cleveland Steamer.

    Just kidding about the last one. We were just checking to see if you were still paying attention.

    POSSIBLE IMMIGRANT WOMAN ARRESTED FOR LEAVING ANTI-IMMIGRANT NOTES
    With her boxer’s nose and swarthy features, 52-year-old Nancy Arechiga of San Leandro, CA would, by most observers, be classified as a nonwhite woman.

    She also writes like someone for whom English is not a first language:

    If you are a woman or man and was born in other country, return, go back to your land immediatly, [sic] fast, with urgency.
    If you are a woman was born in other country, takes your children with you, under 21 years old, consider a bless of God….
    We the People:
    do ordain you to leave this house.
    One American, white, brave, that serves the Nation or USA is going to live here.

    That is an excerpt from one of five notes police say Arechiga taped to the front doors of predominantly Asian households in San Leandro.

    Police have arrested the dark-skinned woman with the odd Basque surname and charged her with—Public Racism? Public Speaking? Felonious Taping of Angry Notes? We’re not sure what the crime is here, because the news accounts haven’t specified.

    We’ve been subjected to the usual volleys of “Hate has no home here,” “We won’t tolerate intolerance,” “Let’s kill this type of person before they start killing our type of people,” but Nancy may have the last laugh—from all appearances, this broad ain’t even white!

    NORMAL WOMAN CLAIMS TRANNIES BULLIED HER
    It’s getting to the point where a normal woman can’t tell some guy who thinks he’s a woman, “Tag—you’re a man and I’m a woman because I have a vagina and you don’t” without swarms of mentally disturbed trannies swooping down on her and pecking her to bits like bitter gulls attacking Tippi Hedren in Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds.

    Such is the unenviable fate of Raquel Rosario-Sanchez, who is considering a lawsuit against Bristol University for refusing to sanction a group of “masked protestors” who allegedly distributed leaflets encouraging people to give Sanchez “hell” and chant “scum, scum, scum” whenever they saw her.

    “Trans activists used bullying in an attempt to stifle my free speech as a defender of women’s rights while my university did nothing to stop them,” Sanchez laments.

    If this goes the way these things typically go, authorities will wind up forcing Sanchez to get a sex change with no anesthesia to atone for her transphobia.

    WHEN IS IT WRONG TO REMOVE A SWASTIKA FROM A NAZI SOLDIER’S TOMBSTONE?
    In case you were unaware—we were—that the US Army kept thousands of captured German POWs in America during WWII, that’s exactly what they did. And according to international convention, when those POWs died in American custody, they were given burials that honored their service to their homeland.

    In at least three cases, their tombstones feature a swastika inside an iron cross along with the inscription, “He died far from his home for the Führer, people and fatherland.” Apparently this is required by international preservation laws and is in accordance with what is traditionally deemed to be a proper burial.

    No one had a problem with this until a week or so ago when the usual suspects began barking and howling and kvetching about it. People with surnames such as Weinstein and Rosenshein and Wasserman-Schultz began demanding that at the very least, each swastika-toting tombstone be replaced.

    It occurred to us that we’ve never seen Germans trying to meddle with what’s on tombstones in Jewish cemeteries. As each day goes by, it becomes clearer who won that war.

    FRENCH CHEF AT GERMAN RESTAURANT: “CHINESE ARE NOT WELCOME!!!!”
    Jean-Claude Bourgueil is a top-ranked chef who plies his trade at a little place called Im Schiffchen on the east bank of the Rhine River near Düsseldorf, Germany. He jumped on board at the restaurant in 1977, earned it a Michelin ranking a decade later, and in 2006 received the French Legion of Honor Medal.

    But now he’s gone and blown it all to hell by announcing on Facebook that his restaurant was reopening after the months-long lockdown but that “Chinese are not welcome!!!!”

    Eighteen separate Chinese organizations in Germany accused him of racism. Düsseldorf’s mayor gave Bourgueil a very public tsk-tsking. In his defense, Bourgueil said he was targeting the Chinese government rather than the Chinese people, and he really expects us to believe the entire Chinese government could fit in his little rinky-dink bistro.

    NURSING-HOME BEATING STORY QUIETLY GOES TO SLEEP
    As of this writing, several major US cities are ablaze because it appears—at first glance, at least—that black Americans and the American media may have finally found a case where a white cop murdered a black man on video. It’s been the top story in the country for days.

    The publicity comes at the expense of a ghastly pair of videos allegedly filmed and posted online by a burly 20-year-old black man, an alleged COVID-19 patient who’d been assigned a bed in a Detroit nursing home, repeatedly punching two elderly white men, bloodying one and causing head injuries to the other.

    In one of the videos, Jaden T. Hayden—hey, that rhymes!—is shown pummeling an old white man, whose face is shown streaming with blood, before dragging him off a mattress and growling, “This bitch-ass ****** wouldn’t get off my bed.”

    Although Hayden is being charged with assault, he has yet to be accused of a hate crime. That’s right—even in 2020 a man can use the “N” word and get away with it. Such is the state of “justice” in Donald Trump’s America.
    Another mark of a tyrant is that he likes foreigners better than citizens, and lives with them and invites them to his table; for the one are enemies, but the Others enter into no rivalry with him. - Aristotle's Politics Book 5 Part 11

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