The Week That Perished

[Danke]

WOMAN TRIES FRAMING HUSBAND FOR CHILD PORN, FAILS

Because women never lie about rape, we are finding it hard to believe a story out of Bentonville, AR regarding a certain Cherie Renee Bolton, who has just been convicted and sentenced to an extremely punishing six-year sentence of, um, probation for downloading kiddie porn on her husband’s phone and falsely accusing him of beating her and raping a child.

After getting in an argument with her hapless hubby in which he wound up kicking her out of the house, Bolton was able to download three images of child porn on her betrothed’s phone before calling police, informing them of the images, claiming he’d bruised her ribs, and accusing him of raping a local 13-year-old girl.

After police determined that it was Ms. Cherie who’d downloaded the images, she claimed she did so because her husband had prevented her from seeing the kids; that, plus she had been high on meth and therefore obviously wasn’t responsible. She also said that after being booted out of the house, she met a man on Craigslist, hooked up with him in a motel where they did more meth, and then got into an argument with that man, who kicked her out of his motel room.

Regardlesss, you should always believe women—at least if you don’t want to wind up being falsely accused of rape.

[Danke]

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

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by Takimag

July 14, 2019

The Week’s Most Quixotic, Sclerotic, and Unpatriotic Headlines

FACEBOOK BANS VIOLENT THREATS UNLESS THE TARGET IS “DANGEROUS”

Because violence isn’t violence so long as it’s directed at someone who’s evil, Facebook recently updated its Community Standards section to prohibit death threats “and other forms of high-severity violence” with the exception of anyone that the digital behemoth has deemed to be a “dangerous” individual or who is affiliated with a “dangerous” organization:

Do not post: Threats that could lead to death (and other forms of high-severity violence) of any target(s) where threat is defined as any of the following: Statements of intent to commit high-severity violence; or Calls for high-severity violence (unless the target is an organization or individual covered in the Dangerous Individuals and Organizations policy, or is described as having carried out violent crimes or sexual offenses, wherein criminal/predator status has been established by media reports, market knowledge of news event, etc.)

Since around ten dozen Antifa groups are currently allowed to flourish on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg and all his little Cuckerbergs do not consider these violent and frankly insane totalitarians to be a dangerous organization. After all, Facebook let slide the following psycho-warning from a group called Smash Racism DC, the same noble organization which late last year stormed Tucker Carlson’s home and terrorized his wife:

This is a message to Ted Cruz, Bret Kavanaugh, Donald Trump and the rest of the racist, sexist, transphobic, and homophobic right-wing scum: You are not safe. We will find you. We will expose you. We will take from you the peace you have taken from so many others.

Sounds kinda dangerous.

On the other hand, Facebook has tagged a total of six individuals as officially “dangerous”: Alex Jones, Gavin McInnes, Laura Loomer, Milo Yiannapoulos, Paul Joseph Watson, and Minister Louis Farrakhan, who is, was, and always will be one of the funniest Americans ever to wear a bow tie.

Five of those six individuals can be roughly categorized as “Alt-Lite” and wouldn’t hurt a fly, except for possibly Gavin when he’s been drinking too much. OK, and Alex Jones whenever he takes off his shirt.

In addition to officially “Dangerous Individuals,” Facebook also categorizes people who don’t genuflect before the Globalist Reality Script as “Hate Agents.” These include the boring black conservative Candace Owens and Carl “Sargon of Akkad” Benjamin, who, sadly, seems about as capable of generating legitimate hatred as he does of losing weight.

At the very last moment, just as we were going to press with this shocking yet exciting story, Facebook backpedaled and removed its “Dangerous Individuals” exception and now is pretending that it doesn’t think it’s cool to physically threaten any human being, no matter if they’re a Dangerous Individual or a Hate Agent.

SIXTY TEENS LOOT PHILLY WALGREENS TO CELEBRATE JULY 4

When our Founding Fathers gathered in Philadelphia to draft and sign the Declaration of Independence oh, so many moons ago, we doubt that they could have foreseen that 243 years later, a group of sixty or so “teens”—a term the press uses to describe young people who are roughly the color of a Hershey’s bar—would commemorate this crowning achievement for freedom and human dignity by crashing a Walgreens story only a couple miles away and looting everything their dusky paws could grab.

According to police, the group of teens had gathered down near the Delaware River—although it is certain they weren’t swimming in it, because as we all know, teens are unable to swim—and began moving westward along South Street, gaining numbers and beating up any non-teen who dared get in their way. In the words of Myles Burke, an extremely gay-acting white man, police told him they were too overwhelmed by the number of teens to intervene while a man was being beaten at 11th and South Streets:

He was bloodied. He was being punched and kicked. I was standing right over him on my balcony. I was yelling to the police for them to stop it. They were saying they couldn’t stop what was going on, there was too much for them to handle.

As the joyous group of celebrants moved westward for several more blocks along South Street, Captain Sekou Kinebrew of the Philadelphia Police Department—we’ll just say that none of his ancestors were on the Mayflower and leave it at that—says the group of youths finally decided to crash a Walgreens:

About 60 juveniles walked into the establishment and began removing things from the shelves, destroying property inside the store. The cashier attempted to intervene and some heavy item – I believe it was a bottle – was thrown at him, striking him in the head.

Doesn’t he realize that the term “juveniles” is racist?

Near midnight on the Sunday before July 4 in North Philadelphia—which for decades has been one of the bleakest and most horrifying urban landscapes in the nation—an estimated 800 to 1000 “teens” gathered for a cookout that culminated in a near-riot in which four police cars were attacked.

No arrests were made.

What would Rocky Balboa think of all this? How many teens would one man be able to handle?

COPS BOOTED FROM STARBUCKS FOR MAKING GIRL FEEL UNSAFE

Since Starbucks coffee tastes as if was brewed through a woman’s uterus, we don’t know why anyone would want to drink it.

Having said that, we will remind the readers that last year, two obstinate black men entered a Starbucks in Philadelphia and refused to buy anything while insisting upon the right to use the bathroom to do God knows what in there. After police were called and yet another ridiculous orgy of nationwide guilt-tripping ensued, the chain closed all 8,000 of its stores for one day and forced its workers to endure a struggle session they called “racial bias training.”

Now comes word that on July 4 at a Starbucks in Arizona—a state that is only one-tenth as black as the City of Philadelphia—five police officers were booted after a barista approached them and said a customer whined that she “didn’t feel safe” with them there. It is alleged that the employee told the cops they had a choice: Either leave, or at least get out of the customer’s line of sight so that she felt a squib safer.

Rob Ferraro, president of the local policeman’s union, bemoaned the fact that police are now seen as a threat to public safety rather than its defenders.

NEGROIDAL MUSICAL FESTIVAL CHARGES DOUBLE TO “NON-PEOPLE OF COLOUR”

Hey, are you as excited as we are about the upcoming AfroFuture Fest in Detroit on August 3 and 4?

Were you lucky enough to be a colored person who snapped up one of the limited-edition free tickets exclusively for people of color before they were gone?

If not, what did you pay for your ticket—$10 or $20?

If it was $10, you are a person of color, or as they apparently spell it in Detroit, of “colour.” If it was $20, you are white and by definition a racist.

On their website, the organizers of this music festival explained why they were charging white people twice as much:

Why do we have POC (people of colour) and Non-POC (white people) tickets? I’m glad you asked! Equality means treating everyone the same.

Equity is insuring [sic] everyone has what they need to be successful. Our ticket structure was built to insure [sic] that the most marginalised communities (people of colour) are provided with an equitable chance at enjoying events in their own community (black Detroit).

A mulatto female rapper and Detroit native who goes by the stage name “Tiny Jag” and who’d been scheduled to perform at AfroFuture Fest was infuriated by the double standard:

I was immediately enraged just because I am biracial. I have family members that would have, under those circumstances, been subjected to something that I would not ever want them to be in … especially not because of anything that I have going on….It’s non-progressive and it’s not solution-focused in my eyes….It seems almost like it has spite, and unfortunately with spite comes hate, and that’s just not obviously going to be a good direction for us to go if we’re looking for positive change.

The event’s organizers ultimately backpedaled and charged everyone the White Person’s Rate, blaming it on “white supremacists”:

For the safety of our community, family, elders who received threats from white supremacists,& youth who were subjected to seeing racist comments on our IG pg,Afrofuture Fest has changed our ticketing model to $20 General Admission & suggested donation for nonPOC on @eventbrite

We think they made a mistake. Any white person who wants to attend something called AfroFuture Fest in Detroit should be charged $10,000 minimum.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

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by Takimag

July 21, 2019

The Week’s Most Candid, Underhanded, and Reprimanded Headlines

TRUMP GOES FULL PIRANHA AGAINST COLORED CONGRESSWOMEN

Despite the fact that he’s raised the debt and failed to build a wall and has proved to be Israel’s bitch, Donald Trump will occasionally do something that reminds us of why we fell deeply in love with him.

Being the manipulative and possibly sinister wizard of human psychology that he is, Trump recently seized upon the civil-war interracial catfight brewing in the Democratic Party between hysterical white women such as Nancy Pelosi and even more hysterical colored women such as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to drive a wedge between them the size of Oprah Winfrey’s ass.

Last weekend he tweeted:

So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly……and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how….it is done. These places need your help badly, you can’t leave fast enough. I’m sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!

Although he named no one, it was assumed he was referring to the dusky quartet of freshmen congressladies known as “The Squad”: the ragheaded Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.), Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass.), and the aforementioned mule-toothed Cortez, all of whom Pelosi had recently reprimanded for spending too much time on Twitter and not enough time orally servicing Pelosi.

Of these four, the only one born out of the country was Omar, an accused bigamist and practitioner of incest.

Omar, who may or may not have had her clitoris removed, fired back by calling Trump a hateful bigot who foments bigoted hatefulness:

Mr. President,

As Members of Congress, the only country we swear an oath to is the United States.

Which is why we are fighting to protect it from the worst, most corrupt and inept president we have ever seen.

You are stoking white nationalism bc you are angry that people like us are serving in Congress and fighting against your hate-filled agenda.

On Monday Trump refused to give an inch and referred to The Squad as communists:

We all know that AOC and this crowd are a bunch of Communists, they hate Israel, they hate our own Country, they’re calling the guards along our Border (the Border Patrol Agents) Concentration Camp Guards, they accuse people who support Israel as doing it for the Benjamin’s

Wait a minute—they hate Israel? We may have to rethink this whole thing.

ANTIFA RADICAL SHOT DEAD AFTER FIREBOMBING ICE FACILITY

In a story that is gaining zero traction with the mainstream press for obvious reasons, a 69-year-old self-identified member of Antifa named Willem Van Spronsen was shot dead by police after tossing Molotov cocktails at an ICE detention facility in the dingy and depressing town of Tacoma, WA, AKA “Seattle’s Toilet.” According to police, he caused a vehicle to catch fire and also tried to set a propane tank and multiple buildings ablaze. In addition to the incendiary devices, he was armed with an AR-15 rifle.

In 2018, Van Spronsen pleaded guilty to a gross misdemeanor for obstructing a police officer during some half-assed protest that missed the point about everything, as half-assed protests by the mentally unstable are wont to do.

According to a friend of Van Spronsen’s named Deb Bartley, the dearly departed lunatic was an anarchist and antifascist and probably intended to leave this vale of tears via suicide by cop:

He was ready to end it. I think this was a suicide. But then he was able to kind of do it in a way that spoke to his political beliefs…I know he went down there knowing he was going to die.

He also bequeathed upon the world a manifesto:

I am antifa. I stand with comrades around the world who act from the love of life in every permutation. Comrades who understand that freedom means real freedom for all and a life worth living.

Keep the faith!

All power to the people!

Bella ciao.

We won’t miss him.

AMERICA’S FIRST BLACK BILLIONAIRE: DEMOCRATS HAVE “MOVED TOO FAR TO THE LEFT”

You may not have heard of Bob Johnson—or since the name is so generically bland, you may have heard of a billion Bob Johnsons and can’t tell them apart—but the one we’re talking about founded the cable network BET and as a result became the nation’s first black billionaire.

Although a vocal supporter of Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election, Johnson recently went full Uncle Tom. He not only criticized the Democratic Party, he said nice things about Donald Trump. In an interview with CNBC, Johnson opined:

The [Democratic] party in my opinion, for me personally, has moved too far to the left…And for that reason, I don’t have a particular candidate (I’m supporting) in the party at this time….I think at the end of the day, if a Democrat is going to beat Trump, then that person, he or she, will have to move to the center and you can’t wait too long to do that….I think the economy is doing great, and it’s reaching populations that heretofore had very bad problems in terms of jobs and employments and the opportunities that come with employment … so African-American unemployment is at its lowest level….I give the president a lot of credit for moving the economy in a positive direction that’s benefiting a large amount of Americans.

Congratulations for stepping off the plantation, Bob. Now fetch us some cornbread and lemonade.

COLOMBIAN BISHOP PLANS TO EXORCISE CRIME-PLAGUED CITY BY SPRINKLING HOLY WATER FROM A HELICOPTER

Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya is the bishop of the Colombian port city of Buenaventura, and if we may be so blunt, his name is really a mouthful.

The city was named Colombia’s most violent—which, again, is saying a mouthful—and according to Human Rights Watch, its neighbourhoods are dominated by powerful criminal groups that commit widespread abuses, including abducting and dismembering people, sometimes while still alive, then dumping them in the sea. The groups maintain ‘chop-up houses’ (casas de pique) where they slaughter victims, according to witnesses, residents, the local Catholic church and some officials.

To combat such evils, Monsignor Montoya plans to ride in a helicopter and do what any sane person would do: He’s going to sprinkle holy water over the city and drive the demons out:

We have to drive the devil out of Buenaventura, to see if we can restore the peace and tranquility that our city has lost due to so many crimes, acts of corruption and with so much evil and drug trafficking that invades our port…We want to go around the whole of Buenaventura, from the air, and pour holy water on to it to see if we exorcise and get out all those demons that are destroying our port, so that God’s blessing comes and gets rid of all the wickedness that is in our streets.

We wish him all the luck in the world, assuming that “luck” isn’t satanic. If it is, we don’t wish him any luck at all.

WASHINGTON POST CALLS LION KING MOVIE “FASCIST”

As everyone knows, Walt Disney was a virulent Jew-hating bigot, so even though he’s been dead for more than 50 years, it’s no surprise that his namesake media corporation continues to churn out endless propaganda that lionizes Hitler and crushes the weak under its iron bootheels.

We should therefore be thankful to the point of soiling our diapers and doubling our antidepressant dosage that Utrecht University media studies professor Dan Hassler-Forest, a man with a face that no woman has ever lubricated over, is brave enough to call out Disney in a wonderful and insightful new essay for the Washington Post.

Because Hollywood hasn’t had any new ideas in a couple generations, there is a new Lion King movie, and Hassler-Forest takes it to task for essentially being a remake of Triumph of the Will, one of the few movies which actually hasn’t had a remake or a sequel:

‘The Lion King’ is a fascistic story. No remake can change that….No matter how you look at it, this is a film that introduces us to a society where the weak have learned to worship at the feet of the strong…it places the audience’s point of view squarely with the autocratic lions, whose Pride Rock literally looks down upon all of society’s weaker groups — a kind of Trump Tower of the African savanna….With the lions standing in for the ruling class, and the “good” herbivores embodying society’s decent, law-abiding citizens, the hyenas transparently represent the black, brown and disabled bodies that are forcefully excluded from this hierarchical society.

What our society actually needs is a sequel of the Nuremberg Trials for anyone who has ever enjoyed a Disney movie.

STUDY: PSYCH DIAGNOSES ARE “SCIENTIFICALLY MEANINGLESS”

To our knowledge, there is no blood test that can quantify alleged “mental illnesses” such as bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, depression, anxiety, and PTSD. But when someone gets diagnosed as “having” any of these phantom diseases, many people act as if it’s as real as if have they actual diseases such as leukemia or genital warts. In reality, mental-illness diagnoses are based solely on the self-reports of troubled individuals who may be either delusional or prone to lying, combined with the subjective observations of indoctrinated quacks who may or may not be full of $#@!. We’ve been saying this for years.

From our own unscientific observations, psychiatrists are merely playing a guessing game in the service of shoving pills down patients’ throats.

A new study from the University of Liverpool tends to agree with us.

Perhaps it is time we stopped pretending that medical-sounding labels contribute anything to our understanding of the complex causes of human distress or of what kind of help we need when distressed.…Although diagnostic labels create the illusion of an explanation they are scientifically meaningless and can create stigma and prejudice. I hope these findings will encourage mental health professionals to think beyond diagnoses and consider other explanations of mental distress, such as trauma and other adverse life experiences.

If you don’t agree with that 100%, you are obviously some kind of psycho.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

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by Takimag

July 28, 2019

The Week’s Most Addictive, Constrictive, and Vindictive Headlines

FEMALE POLITICIAN’S HATE-CRIME HOAX UNRAVELS QUICKER THAN SHE CAN SCREAM, “RACIST!!!”

Erica Thomas is an aggressively dumb and juvenile black woman in Georgia with peroxided hair that’s only a quarter of an inch long, so of course she’s a member of the State House of Representatives.

The 31-year-old mentally challenged Democrat, apparently seething with jealousy that Jussie Smollett has hogged most of this year’s hate-hoax headlines, staged her own fake racial victimization at a Publix supermarket in the Atlanta suburb of Mableton on July 20. After pretending to be racially victimized by a white man who is a full head shorter and likely 100 pounds lighter then she is, Thomas recorded a video that depicts her sobbing and gasping for breath at the fact that, despite this being 2019 and all, the KKK clearly still rules America:

I decided to go live because I’m upset that people are really getting out of control with this, with this white privilege. So, I’m at the grocery store, and I’m in the ten aisle, that aisle that says ten items or less, yes, I had fifteen items, but I’m nine months pregnant and I can’t stand up for long and this white man comes up to me and said, “You lazy son of a bitch.” He said, “You lazy son of a bitch, You need to go back where you came from.” And he says that, and I said, “Sir, you don’t even know me. I’m not lazy. I’m nine months pregnant.” He says, “You’re ignorant. You’re ignorant.” And it hurt me so bad….And I couldn’t get anything out, I could just tell him, “please leave me alone…”

As anyone who’s ever had an unpleasant encounter with a black woman in public knows, the LAST thing they do is say, “Please leave me alone.” Surveillance video from the supermarket shows the white man entering from stage left and pointing to a sign, then quickly retreating out of the frame as Thomas goes full water-buffalo on him, wagging her finger and swiveling her head in the inimitable way that loud and enraged women of color are wont to do.

But while black women were wantonly aborting their babies and black gangsters were slaughtering one another in the streets nationwide, no one paid attention to it: Instead, Thomas’s tale of woe was the one to gain traction on social media. Beto O’Rourke, who may be the dumbest person ever to think he has a chance at being president, tweeted thusly:

These are the consequences of a president who foments hate every day—and sees our diversity not as a strength but as a weakness. Erica, thank you for serving your state and thanks to your husband for serving our country. We are better than this, and together, we will prove it.

The next day, Ms. Thomas mustered the strength to stand up for a really long time outside the grocery store where the near-lynching occurred as bloodthirsty members of the press threw peanuts in her mouth. Unluckily for her narrative, the alleged white hatemonger showed up, too—a certain Eric Sparkes, who made a point that despite his obvious Caucasianity, he was not white but was instead Cuban. And not only that, he insisted that he was a Democrat who hates Donald Trump. Sparkes promptly set about accusing Thomas of being a big fat liar, although he admitted to calling her a bitch:

I did say that. That’s all I said after that, and I walked out of Publix. Her words stating on Twitter, and her video, stating I told her she needs to go back where she came from are untrue….Everyone that knows me knows that I am anti-hate, anti-bigot and anti-racism….Sadly, too much of media isn’t fact-checking items or they are just taking the word of a politician when they do a live Facebook or a Twitter post.

An employee at Publix then hammered another nail in the casket containing Thomas’s narrative, stating that they heard THOMAS “continuously tell Eric Sparkes to ‘Go back where you came from!’”

The prevaricating Negress later reneged—at least partially—when she told a TV reporter:

I don’t know if he said “go back,” or those types of words….I don’t know if he said “go back to your country” or “go back to where you came from,” but he was making those types of references is what I remember…. But I know it was “go back” because I know I told him to “go back.”

Aunt Jemima weeps. So does Mrs. Butterworth.

DID JEFFREY EPSTEIN TRY TO KILL HIMSELF?

Serial pervert Jeffrey Epstein—whose wealth and possible incriminating knowledge regarding pedophilia among the high and mighty enabled him to scoot away smoothly with a cushy 13-month jail sentence when the FBI had compiled evidence that he’d victimized at least three dozen girls—continued to openly parade his ephebophilic lifestyle after his release from confinement, according to a new Vanity Fair profile.

An unidentified employee at the airstrip on St. Thomas where Epstein would fly in underage girls on his “Lolita Express” for the purposes of defiling them on his privately owned “Pedophile Island” says that Epstein made no attempts to hide what he was doing, and it didn’t appear as if local authorities in the Virgin Island paid him any mind:

The fact that young girls were getting out of his helicopter and getting into his plane, it was like he was flaunting it. But it was said that he always tipped really well, so everyone overlooked it….My colleagues and I definitely talked about how we didn’t understand how this guy was still allowed to be around children.

According to an air traffic controller at the same airstrip:

On multiple occasions I saw Epstein exit his helicopter, stand on the tarmac in full view of my tower, and board his private jet with children—female children….One incident in particular really stands out in my mind, because the girls were just so young….I could see him with my own eyes. I compared it to seeing a serial killer in broad daylight. I called it the face of evil.

Epstein, who was arrested by federal authorities on July 6 as he returned to the USA on a flight from France and is facing a potential 45 years in prison, was found last week “injured and in a fetal position” on the floor of his New York jail cell. Marks were found on his neck, which suggests that he attempted to hang himself…

…or maybe it suggests that his cellmate, a 49-year-old former cop named Nicholas Tartaglione who is facing charges for killing four men and burying them in his yard, attempted to strangle him to death.

After Epstein’s recent arrest, representatives for Bill Clinton released a statement that Clinton had taken “a total of four trips on Jeffrey Epstein’s airplane,” although flight records show that he flew on Epstein’s plane at least two dozen times.

What’s inarguable is that even if Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t want to die, several people would breathe more easily if he were to have a little accident in jail.

THOSE TEENS ARE AT IT AGAIN

Surveillance footage from outside the Washington, DC hotel where Ronald Reagan was shot in 1981 shows two paunchy white men being attacked by a group of about fifteen “teens,” which is a dog whistle for “youths,” which is coded racist speech for “youngsters.”

The attack occurred at about 1AM on July 14 right outside the hotel entrance as the teens swarm like African killer bees and punch one of the males while bum-rushing the other one into apparent unconsciousness, punching and punching and kicking and kicking and kicking him one last time just to make sure he’s out cold. The teens consisted of both males and females, and one female teen is shown returning to the immobile white male merely to spit on him.

One of the men was left with a swollen eye, while the other suffered injuries to his head and left eye socket.

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser—who, despite rumors, has never been a member of 1950s nostalgia act Sha Na Na—warned that “this is not a game” and that the teens need to know that it wasn’t a “schoolyard prank,” either.

MARIANNE WILLIAMSON GETS SOMETHING RIGHT

Democratic presidential candidate Marianne Williamson is a confirmed witch who is nuttier than a bucket of macadamias. She threatens to unseat Donald Trump by the sheer force of her all-swallowing, sharp-fanged yoni and the vague promise that “love” is all we need, although that notion didn’t do much for John Lennon in the long run, now, did it?

But in a recent interview with the esteemed journalists at Buzzfeed News, Williamson’s chakras perfectly aligned to deliver some wisdom that was so pure, we’re tempted to send her a crystal necklace via Amazon:

The twenties can be very hard. They’re not a mental illness. Divorce can be very difficult, losing a loved one, someone that you know died, someone left in a relationship and you’re heartbroken — that’s very painful, but it’s not a mental illness. You had a professional failure, you lost your job, you went bankrupt. Those things are very difficult, but they’re not a mental illness.

Instead, Williamson referred to what pill-pushers term “clinical depression” as “normal human despair.” She has also suggested that antidepressants may cause as many suicides as they prevent.

In the past, she has also suggested that sadness is a “spiritual disease” rather than a medical one, and this is where she starts to lose us. Sadness is a human problem. The belief that spirits exist is also a human problem.

STUDY: WHITE COPS NOT MORE LIKELY TO SHOOT MINORITIES THAN ARE NONWHITE COPS

Contradicting and undermining just about everything you’ve heard trumped and tuba-blasted from the media and academia for at least the past generation, a new study says that white police officers are not more likely to shoot nonwhites than are nonwhite cops.

Published last Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the study examined over 900 fatal police-involved shootings and concluded:

We find no evidence of anti-Black or anti-Hispanic disparities across shootings, and White officers are not more likely to shoot minority civilians than non-White officers.

It also found that in the overwhelming majority of fatal shootings, the victim had been armed.

But sure, burn another city or two to the ground anyway.

BLACK RAG DOLLS TARGETED FOR PHYSICAL ABUSE

Despite all the hate-crime hoaxes and fake racism that is constantly clogging our brain capillaries, it genuinely saddens us to announce that in this day and age, even after the Civil War and the assassination of MLK, three bargain-bin stores called the One Dollar Zone in the industrial wastelands of northern NJ thought it was OK to sell black rag dolls that carry the following message emblazoned on their chests:

Whenever things don’t go well/ and you want to hit the wall and yell, / here’s a little “feel better doll” / that you just will not do without./ Just grab it firmly by the legs and find a / wall to slam the doll, and as you wack / the “feel good doll” do not forget to yell / I FEEL GOOD, I FEEL GOOD

Bayonne, NJ Assemblywoman Angela McKnight—who sees nothing “racist” about shilling for a website called SHOPPE BLACK (“Your Trusted Source For All Things Black Owned, Globally”)—snorted her keening dismay at these dusky little punching bags:

This doll is offensive and disturbing on so many levels. It is clearly made in an inappropriate representation of a black person and instructs people to ‘slam’ and ‘whack’ her. Racism has no place in the world and I will not tolerate it, especially not in this district.

Can we have ONE WEEK where people don’t freak the hell out over racial issues, or is that asking too much?

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-49/

by Takimag

August 04, 2019

The Week’s Sickest, Slickest, and Thickest Headlines

SEXUAL PSYCHOPATH JEFFREY EPSTEIN WANTS TO SEED THE PLANET WITH HIS JIZZ

According to songwriter Burt Bacharach, what the world needs now is love, sweet love; according to astronomically wealthy pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, what the world needs now is more astronomically wealthy pedophiles.

According to an msn.com article, “four people familiar with his thinking” claim that Epstein “hoped to seed the human race with his DNA” by impregnating twenty women at a time at his 33,000-square-foot ranch outside Santa Fe, NM—which, all things considered, provides a pretty backdrop for seeding the earth with pedophilic babies if that’s your bag.

Jaron Lanier, dreadlock-besotted author and virtual-reality pioneer, says that Epstein got his baby-ranch idea from the Repository for Germinal Choice, a sperm bank that operated from 1980 to 1999 founded ostensibly to stock the jizz of Nobel laureates with the hope of creating a master race of genius babies.

Epstein, who is childless at 66, will likely either die or be killed in prison. As things stand, he fathered no children but apparently had sex with quite a few of them.

OH LORD, IT’S HARD TO BE A PROUD BOY

Although federal authorities arrested 234 alleged “anti-fascists” who tried burning down Washington, DC during Donald Trump’s inauguration, they promptly dropped all criminal charges against them.

The Proud Boys, a pro-West fraternal order founded by former Taki’s Mag contributor Gavin McInnes, haven’t been nearly so lucky. Despite the fact that the innumerable street clashes they’ve had across with country with Antifa always seem to have been instigated by Antifa, and regardless of the fact that they took great pains to distance themselves from “racists,” the SPLC has designated them as a “hate group.”

An event last October after McInnes gave a speech on the Upper West Side followed the pattern: As Proud Boys exited the event, they were surrounded on all sides by masked, screaming, obviously premenstrual Antifa members. In one street clash with four Antifa members, about ten Proud Boys clearly got the upper hand, and the State of New York appears unwilling to forgive them. Immediately after the event, two high-ranking Guidos named De Blasio and Cuomo publicly condemned the Proud Boys but uttered not a peep about Antifa.

The four Antifa members, to their credit, did not press charges nor so much as identify themselves to police. They are identified in official document only as Shaved Head, Ponytail, Khaki, and Spiky Belt. Because the alleged victims were unwilling to press charges, prosecutors were unable to charge the Proud Boys with assault; and because Antifa is clearly in the pocket of New York authorities, no one apparently even considered charging them with any crimes, regardless of the fact that they were filmed on camera throwing bottles at the Proud Boys, which was a crime the last time we checked. Instead, the Proud Boys were charged with attempted assault, disorderly conduct, and rioting, crimes which don’t require witnesses to obtain a conviction.

Five of the ten defendants have already pleaded guilty to these crimes. Another pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, while a seventh pleaded guilty to riot and attempted assault.

But last week, two defendants went on trial in a Manhattan courtroom, while a third is expected to go to trial in the fall.

Justice is clearly not blind in New York. It looks at your political beliefs as if they were gang colors, and at the moment, the Proud Boys might as well be Bloods in a state that’s run by the Crips.

BLACK TEEN SAYS HE DOESN’T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE, THEN SHOOTS AT WHITE PEOPLE

When a black mother names her son “Devonta,” is she sentencing him to prison straight from her dusky, swampy womb?

In a story that has gained no traction with the press for the usual reasons, 18-year-old Devonta Allen of Cincinnati allegedly fired multiple shots at four people who were riding in two separate cars while Allen shouted, “I don’t like white people in my hood.” (In case you were unaware, “hood” is a charming sort of urban shorthand for “neighborhood.”)

Three of the intended victims were white, while one was black. It is uncertain that Allen was aware that one of them was black.

According to authorities, Allen turned himself in and admitted to the shooting but claimed that the white people started it by firing at him first. Police say that Allen’s story is a big steaming pile of bull cookies.

Allen’s attorney says that his client has no “adult record,” which isn’t unusual for an 18-year-old. He did not mention whether Allen has a juvenile record as long and winding as the mighty Ohio River.

AFRICAN IMMIGRANT SHOVES BOY IN FRONT OF TRAIN IN GERMANY, KILLING HIM

German authorities claim that last week in Frankfurt, a 40-year-old migrant from Eritrea shoved an eight-year-old boy and his mother in front of a train, killing the boy while the mother was able to roll away between two tracks and survive. They also claim that he’d tried and failed to kill a 78-year-old woman using the same method at the same station. They also say that he was on the lam from Swiss police after an alleged incident where he threatened a neighbor with a knife while locking up his own wife and three children.

German prosecutors are suggesting that the suspect was suffering from a “mental disorder” rather than “racial hatred.” Instead, at a memorial ceremony, a German authority cautioned indigenous Germans not to let this senseless slaughter lead them into committing the sin of racial hatred.

Note to anyone who wishes to engage in warfare: Don’t ever lose, or you will never be forgiven for it.

ECUMENICAL CHRISTIAN GROUPS WARN AGAINST “CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM”

Even though Jesus claimed in the Gospels that he was the only way to salvation, many Christians worldwide have been convinced to honor and cherish other religions and pretend that they aren’t going to be howling for mercy in the Lake of Fire for all eternity.

Some weird-ass coalition of soft-brained globalist dupes calling themselves “Christians Against Christian Nationalism” are warning that a sinister cabal of theocratic Christians threaten to undermine our democracy and force all heretics into camps where they will be forced to poop their pants without toilet paper:

Today, we are concerned about a persistent threat to both our religious communities and our democracy — Christian nationalism….Christian nationalism seeks to merge Christian and American identities, distorting both the Christian faith and America’s constitutional democracy. Christian nationalism demands Christianity be privileged by the State and implies that to be a good American, one must be Christian. It often overlaps with and provides cover for white supremacy and racial subjugation….Whether we worship at a church, mosque, synagogue, or temple, America has no second-class faiths. All are equal under the U.S. Constitution.

Yeah, but they’re not equal under The Bible, which is supposed to be your guidebook, right? If you insist on being a Christian, be a freakin’ Christian, not a half-assed Christian, because the Lord above created you with a full ass and it’s blasphemous to cast aside one half of your ass simply to appease the globalists.

SECRET TAPES REVEAL RONALD REAGAN CALLED AFRICANS “MONKEYS” AS NIXON LAUGHED

A secretly taped White House phone call between future President Ronald Reagan and then-president Richard Nixon from October 1971 involved the spectacle of shoeless Tanzanian delegates at the UN dancing around like barefooted primates after the globalist organization voted to recognize the People’s Republic of China.

On the tape, the normally stodgy Nixon is heard guffawing while Reagan makes the following lament:

Last night, I tell you, to watch that thing on television as I did…To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!

The next day, Nixon said the following in a taped phone call with Secretary of State William Rogers:

Reagan called me last night, and I didn’t talk to him until this morning, but he is, of course, outraged. And I found out what outraged him, and I find this is typical of a lot of people: They saw it on television and, he said, ‘These cannibals jumping up and down and all that.’ And apparently it was a pretty grotesque picture…He practically got sick at his stomach, and that’s why he called. And he said, ‘It was a terrible scene.’ And that sort of thing will have an emotional effect on people … as [Reagan] said, ‘This bunch of people who don’t even wear shoes yet, to be kicking the United States in the teeth’ … It was a terrible thing, they thought.

On another taped phone call later that month Nixon’s BFF Bebe Rebozo said:

That reaction on television was, it proves how they ought to be still hanging from the trees by their tails.

Nixon laughed at that, too. According to insiders, Nixon believed in racial differences in intelligence but wasn’t using this notion to exterminate blacks; instead, he was seeking to justify welfare handouts to them.

In the long run, is being called a monkey such a bad thing if you get a free check?

FBI: CONSPIRACY THEORIES = TERRORISM

It is far better to be “paranoid” than gullible, and anyone who doubts that those who are in power conspire to maintain that power are as gullible as the Norwegian winter is long.

The FBI recently released a document equating the belief in “conspiracy theories”—a loaded term apparently intended to gaslight anyone who questions authority—with domestic terrorism.

It also makes the false assumption that ideas lead to violence, which is only true for people who can’t handle ideas and choose to be violent anyway:

The FBI assesses these conspiracy theories very likely will emerge, spread, and evolve in the modern information marketplace, occasionally driving both groups and individual extremists to carry out criminal or violent acts.

According to former FBI agent Michael German, the FBI is merely peddling “radicalization theory” in order to excuse their lust for power:

It’s part of the radicalization theory the FBI has promoted despite empirical studies that show it’s bogus….They like the radicalization theory because it justifies mass surveillance.

Muhammad Ali once said it’s not bragging if it’s true, so is it really a paranoid conspiracy theory if they’re actually conspiring?

FEMALE MODEL INSULTS TRANNIES, THEN LIES AND SAYS SHE’S A TRANNY, THEN APOLOGIZES FOR LYING

Carissa Pinkston is a freckled mulatto 20-year-old female model who just got herself into a heap o’ trouble for daring to question the sanctity of the transgender community.

In May, she wrote this on Facebook:

Being Transgender does NOT make you a woman. It makes you simply Transgender…This is how they want to be perceived. In a biological context, there are Females and Males. This is the world in 2019.

Then, after being attacked by the Tranny Mobs and fired from her modeling agency, she wrote this:

I wasn’t ready to come out about it yet, but today I got fired and I’ve been receiving hate mail and death threats ever since, so I’m being forced to tell the truth. I’m Transgender….I transitioned at a very young age and I’ve lived my Life as a Female ever since. It’s been very hard to keep this secret but what I said about Trans-Women is a direct reflection of my inner insecurities and I have since come to realize that I am a Woman…WE ALL ARE!

Then, after a tranny model who knows Pinkston accused her on Twitter of lying about being a tranny, Pinkston sought to save face yet again after her initial attempt at face-saving imploded:

I apologize for any transphobic remark I’ve ever made towards the Trans community. I panicked and I thought if I came out as Trans that I could somehow make things better for myself, but it appears I’ve only made things worse….I’m truly sorry. I’m only 20 and I’m human. I make mistakes but I refuse to let them define me. I hope you all can forgive me and move on from this because I’m so much more than this incident and I’m not a coward.

Of course you’re a coward. Or at least you became one shortly after being brave enough to speak the truth.

STUDY: PEOPLE HATE BLACK ROBOTS

According to a study called “Robots and Racism” conducted by New Zealand’s Human Interface Technology Laboratory, racists don’t only favor white humans over black ones—they extend their unfounded hatred into the cybernetic world.

According to lead researcher Christoph Bartneck:

The bias against black robots is a result of bias against African-Americans….It is amazing to see how people who had no prior interaction with robots show racial bias towards them….Imagine a world in which all Barbie dolls are white. Imagine a world in which all the robots working in Africa or India are white. Further imagine that these robots take over roles that involve authority. Clearly, this would raise concerns about imperialism and white supremacy.

To a brainwashed lunatic it might raise concerns, but it wasn’t too long ago that all the world’s Barbie dolls were white, and it seemed like heaven compared to today.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-50/

by Takimag

August 11, 2019

The Week’s Most Imbecilic, Coprophilic, and Pedophilic Headlines

BOY SCOUTS: A NEST OF PEDOS?

The Boy Scouts of America are involved in a decades-long attempt to conceal a “pedophilia epidemic within their organization,” according to a group of lawyers who filed a suit Tuesday against the group.

Representing a group with the catchy name “Abused in Scouting,” the lawyers claim that their dogged research has uncovered 350 predator scoutmasters who diddled and fiddled with approximately 800 victims who in no way, shape, or form expected to become rape victims when they strapped on their neckerchiefs and took an oath to be prepared.

According to attorney Andrew Van Arsdale:

Many of the victims can still recall the smell of the man who crawled into their bag.

Too much information!

In response, the Boy Scouts of America admitted that they’ve kept files on “ineligible volunteers”—i.e., boy-touchers—since at least the 1920s.

The group also is allegedly considering filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in wake of all the lawsuits being launched against it accusing scoutmasters of taking illicit carnal liberties with boys entrusted in their care.

Protip: If you don’t want to attract pedophiles, maybe it’s a good idea not to make “Boy” the first word in your organization’s name.

HORSE-RIDING TEXAS COPS PARADE BLACK MAN THROUGH STREETS ON A ROPE

Donald Neely is a 43-year-old homeless man in Galveston, Texas who is described by his sister as “mentally ill” and prone to jumping out of moving cars when you merely try rescuing him from the streets and taking him back home again.

He is also the father of eight children, none of whom he sees or cares for because he’s too busy wandering around downtown Galveston wearing a welding mask.

Still, does that justify a pair of white cops on horses parading him on the streets with a rope attached to his handcuffs as they transport him from one police facility to the next?

Not according to Terrie Cotton, who is identified as the mother of one of his eight children and wrote the following after pictures were posted online showing her former mating partner being led around on a rope as if he were a common donkey:

I may not speak to him daily .Hell its [sic] been years since I have .But he is still my child’s father and this has broke [sic] my heart .He is not a threat to any he is very kind hearted [sic] and would help anyone.No [sic] on [sic] deserve [sic] to b [sic] threaten [sic] in this manner.He [sic] is not a dog r [sic] slave they have went [sic] to [sic] far .I pray he is ok and the police that did this r [sic] fired.

Did it ever occur to this subliterate baby mama that the police may be the least of her problems?

Galveston police say that Neely was trespassing and had been warned multiple times to knock it off before they pulled the rope trick on him. Galveston’s police chief, a black man, says that the rope trick is a legal procedure while acknowledging that it is perhaps bad optics, although he likely didn’t use the term “bad optics” and probably doesn’t even know what it means.

DAYTON SHOOTER LOVED SATAN AND KARL MARX

There were two mass shootings last weekend within 13 hours of one another—the first was at a Walmart in El Paso that left, at last count, 22 dead; the second was in Dayton, OH that left nine dead. You’ve likely heard a lot more about the first than the second shooting, and probably not so much because of the body count but because the first shooter expressed concern for declining white demographics and support for Donald Trump.

As details emerge about the Dayton shooter, 24-year-old Connor Betts, the press is keeping relatively mum. While much of the nation is wailing and gnashing its teeth about whiteness and white terrorism and white supremacy, it’s not shouting nearly so loudly about socialism, Satanism, support for Antifa, and porno.

It doesn’t seem to matter that Betts—who was shot dead by police who arrived at the scene 30 seconds after he began shooting up a bar and killing a half-dozen blacks in the process—killed his own sister and her boyfriend before attacking random blacks at a bar.

It doesn’t irk them that he described himself as a “leftist” who supported Elizabeth Warren and tweeted “Kill every fascist” in the wake of 2017’s debacle in Charlottesville, VA.

It doesn’t bug them in the slightest that he was reportedly suspended from high school after scrawling a “hit list” in the bathroom detailing everyone he wanted to kill.

The media has barely bothered to mention the strange paradox that Betts was vocally anti-gun yet killed nine people.

Forgive us, if you can, for suggesting the reason that none of this seems to bother them because, apart from the whole killing-nine-people thing, Connor Betts was one of them.

URUGUAY ISSUES TRAVEL ALERT FOR CITIZENS TRAVELING TO USA

Last Friday, the US State Department issued a travel advisory warning for Uruguay due to a spike in violent crime in the tiny South American country that everyone and their brother confuses with Paraguay.

In an apparent stroke of spiteful retaliation, on Monday Uruguay issued a travel advisory warning for citizens traveling to the United States in wake of the two mass shootings that transpired over the weekend.

In a press release posted on the website of Uruguayan President Tabare Vazquez, travelers considering a jaunt to the USA were urged to gird themselves against danger “in the face of growing indiscriminate violence, mostly for hate crimes, including racism and discrimination, which cost the lives of more than 250 people in the first seven months of this year

Wait just a minute—how can the violence be “indiscriminate” and reflect “discrimination” at the same time, Pancho?

The press release advised Uruguayans to especially avoid cities such as Detroit (39.8 intentional homicides per 100,000 inhabitants), Baltimore (55.77), and, for some reason, Albuquerque, which lags far behind the other two not only in its intentional-homicide rate (12.47), but in its quotient of black people. Albuquerque is less than three percent black, whereas Detroit (82%) and Baltimore (63%) are no slackers in the realm of Negroidics. By contrast, Uruguay’s principal city Montevideo boasts a modest intentional-homicide rate of a piddling 11.6 victims per 100,000 residents.

THE DEATH OF 8CHAN?

Since March of this year, the shadowy internet message forum 8chan has been “linked” to three “racist” mass shootings—in Christchurch, New Zealand (where 51 Muslims were gunned down); Poway, CA (at a synagogue where the gunman only managed to kill one Jew); and in El Paso last week, where at last count twenty-two mostly brown people bit the dust.

Prior to the Christchurch massacre at Linwood Islamic Center in March, shooter Brenton Tarrant posted links on 8chan to his Facebook livestream of his shooting only moments before at the Al Noor Mosque. He also posted a link to his manifesto, The Great Replacement. Strangely, web colossus Facebook—which was the only site that hosted the killings in vivid video as they happened—didn’t get blamed like 8chan did.

Prior to April’s synagogue shooting in Cali, alleged gunman John T. Earnest posted “what I’ve learned here [on 8chan] has been priceless.”

And as we reported last week, prior to the El Paso massacre, alleged shooter Patrick Crusius posted a manifesto on 8chan that identified the rifle that would be used in his killing spree.

In reaction, Cloudflare—a web service with nearly 20 million clients which it protects from DDoS attacks—dropped their protection of 8Chan. In a press release, Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince justified their decision by referring to 8Chan as a “cesspool of hate.”

After a brief spell offline, 8Chan reemerged with protection from a similar service called BitMitigate, which promptly dropped them after its parent company stated that “We do not tolerate hate speech in any form.”

On Tuesday, the House Committee on Homeland Security summoned 8Chan’s owner Jim Watkins to appear before them to testify about the board’s links to mass shootings. However, it was unable to find a home address for Watkins, who has reportedly lived on a pig farm in the Philippines since 2004. Last April, in response for similar calls for 8Chan to be shut down, Watkins’s son tweeted that it apparently wasn’t enough for the censors-that-be that the site routinely deleted pro-violence posts within minutes.

ROSANNA ARQUETTE REVEALS HER INTENSE SHAME AT BEING “WHITE”

Rosanna Arquette is described in the first line of her Wikipedia profile as a “Jewish American actress.”

Despite this, and in keeping with the “fellow white people” meme, she tweeted on Tuesday how much it rips her soul to pieces to have been born Caucasian:

I’m sorry I was born white and privileged. It disgusts me. And I feel so much shame.

Well, it disgusts us that you’re disgusted. How ’bout them apples?

In the face of a backlash that Arquette claims further ripped the remaining shreds of her soul to pieces, she made her Twitter account private at what she says was the urging of the FBI.

Doubling down on her prideful feelings of shame, she told The Wrap:

I said yesterday that I am ashamed of the color of my skin. I am privileged just because I’m white. I feel shame. Because of all the violence that is happening in America and other racist countries.

Put a cork in it lady. Either that, or go be disgusted with your skin color in a less “racist” country, provided you can find one.

[Anti Globalist]

Clown world.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-51/

by Takimag

August 18, 2019

The Week’s Sweatiest, Pettiest, and Readiest Headlines

WHY CHRIS CUOMO NEEDS TO LEGALLY CHANGE HIS NAME TO “FREDO”

In perhaps what is the most significant event for the Italian-American community since Sylvester Stallone decided to sing the theme song to Paradise Alley, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo was caught on camera acting like a stereotypical NYC Dago douchebag last Sunday evening.

At press time it remains unclear whether the person who called him “Fredo”—a reference to the weak Corleone brother in the Godfather movies—was purposely taunting him or sincerely believed that was his name, as he claims. The unidentified victim of Cuomo’s greasy outburst says he only knew of Cuomo through Rush Limbaugh, who purposely belittles the oily CNN anchor because, all things considered, both his brother Andrew Cuomo and father Mario Cuomo ascended to the governorship of New York, while little Chris is left reading the news.

A surreptitiously filmed video that looks upward at Cuomo’s nostrils sees him vituperating thusly:

Punk-ass bitches from the right call me Fredo. My name is Chris Cuomo. I’m an anchor on CNN. Fredo is from The Godfather. He was a weak brother and the use of it to an Italian is disparaging ….They use it as an Italian aspersion. Any of you Italian?…it’s an insult to your $#@!ing people. It’s like the N-word for us….I’ll $#@!ing ruin your $#@!. I’ll $#@!ing throw you down these stairs like a $#@!ing punk.

It’s not an “Italian aspersion,” you dumb meatball, it’s a specific reference to the weakest brother in a powerful family. And to say it’s “like the N-word” is not only hyperbolic, it proves that, amid all your steroidal, cologne-addled bluster, you’re scared to death of saying the N-word.

Never mind that Cuomo once referred to himself as “Fredo” in a radio interview with Curtis Sliwa, founder of the anti-crime street-sweeping Guardian Angels attack squad and, apparently, erstwhile radio host.

CNN issued a statement defending Cuomo from acting like a ball-tugging Sicilian ape by stating “he was verbally attacked with the use of an ethnic slur.”

Would Cuomo have reacted the same if a nonwhite person called him “white boy”? And would CNN have had his back if he threatened violence against his antagonist?

Non è molto probabile.

The bigger problem, however, is the “Streisand Effect.” By flipping out publicly about being called “Fredo,” Chris Cuomo has let the world know that having it publicly acknowledged that he is the failed son of his family pushes him to the brink of violence, every anonymous keyboard sadist on the Internet will get their jollies calling him “Fredo” every day for the rest of his life. If he had any smarts and merely wasn’t just a stupid eggplant on hairy legs, he’d change his name to Fredo Cuomo and pretend it still doesn’t sting inside.

E.U. MAY SLAP WARNING LABELS ON IMPORTED JEWISH-MADE GOODS

In a move that is reminding many Jews of the Holocaust—which isn’t to say that many things remind many Jews of the Holocaust all the time—the European Union appears ready to pass a law mandating that all consumer goods made by Jews in occupied Palestinian territories be labeled as coming from “settlements” and “Israeli colonies.”

Items made by Muslims in the same area will receive the more benign-sounding label of “Palestine.”

The law follows on the heels of a similar law in France, which, as it so happens, is being overrun with Muslims.

According to Yohan Benizri, a lawyer with an extremely Jewish-sounding name who represents a winery that would be affected by the new law, Jews are hypocritically being singled out for scorn:

Can you imagine a situation where plastic cups imported from China must be labeled ‘this country has a one-child policy,’ or gas from Russia must be labeled, ‘This is gas from a country that illegally occupies Crimea,’ or products from the United States require the labeling ‘the U.S. engages in capital punishment and is building an illegal border wall?’ Product labels will have become political billboards depending on the whims of EU politicians, and every EU importer will shoulder a liability for not complying with arbitrary labeling laws.

He has a point. No wonder so many of them are lawyers.

FORCED STERILIZATION AT CHINESE “RE-EDUCATION” CAMPS FOR “EXTREMIST” WOMEN

The main reason you don’t hear too many horror stories coming from China is because China owns the USA and can sell us all into slavery at the wink of one of their slanted eyes.

But women who’ve survived China’s “re-education” camps—where you can be sent without committing any crime and jailed without trial merely for being suspected of “extremism”—now say that they were unwittingly sterilized at the camps. Since so many of these women are Uyghur Muslims—who comprise less than 1% of China’s population and have been targeted by the majority population for “re-education”—some suspect it’s part of a deliberate attempt to commit genocide against this pesky non-Chinese minority group.

One 54-year-old female former detainee told France 24:

We had to stick our arms out through a small opening in the door. We soon realized that after our injections that we didn’t get our periods anymore.

Another woman says she was “tired for about a week, lost my memories and felt depressed” after being injected with unidentified drugs at a Chinese detention camp in 2017. After she made her way to the United States recently, doctors informed her that she’d been sterilized.

This is why we laugh bitterly when it’s suggested the Chinese takeover of Africa will be much kinder and more benign than European rule was on the Dark Continent.

Unlike Europeans, Asians only seem to feel guilt for betraying themselves.

(Can't happen fast enough as far as I'm concerned. Let them take up the "White Man's Burden" and manage that upside down mess of a continent for the next century or two. - AF)

SHOULD MEMBERS OF THE “FAR RIGHT” BE ALLOWED TO MAKE CA$H ON YOUTUBE?

It’s hard to believe that in this day and age, after Hitler and the KKK and that kid who shot up the Walmart, people still think that other people have a right to make money expressing their opinions.

A recent article in The Times fairly gasps for air with indignation that Mark Collett, a former member of the British National Party who has said nice things about Adolf Hitler and mean things about refugees, is allowed to take cash donations from willing donors who contribute “Super Chat” money to his YouTube livestreams.

Last month, Collett even had the audacity to declare:

“Jews have been thrown out of countries so many times for the things they’ve done.”

As anyone who’s virtuous, intelligent, and sane knows, Jews have been thrown out of countries so many times because of anti-Semitism.

By the end of the article, though, one realizes that YouTube has already stripped Collett of the right to make money through his hatemongering videos, so we’re not entirely sure why the article exists in the first place.

WHITE FLORIDA MAN REFUSES TO PLAY “SLAVE AND SLAVER” WITH HIS BLACK GIRLFRIEND, FIGHT ENSUES

Kenneth Atkins is a white man with a criminal record. Ashley Edwards is a black woman with a criminal record. They are lovers and live together in Florida. What could go wrong?

According to police in the town of Bradenton, Edwards asked her ofay beau to play a game of “slave and slaver” as part of their sexy time, causing Atkins to spit in her face in indignation—even though, if you really think about it, spitting in a black woman’s face is the kind of thing a slave-master would do.

Their spitting spat apparently caught the attention of neighbors, and police were called. Edwards said she didn’t want her lover boy to go to jail, which is sort of bittersweet in a way. According to the police report:

Ashley stated she wanted to play slave and slaver because she is African American and he is Caucasian….Kenneth did not wish to partake and became verbally aggressive…[and] spat in her face.

If Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder can get along, we have hope for Kenneth Atkins and Ashley Edwards. If they can’t, that loogie he hocked on her face may very well become the Ft. Sumter of the Global Race War.

ANDERSON COOPER SAYS THE GREAT REPLACEMENT IS “EXCITING”

Anderson Cooper is the gay son of a fashion heiress. His brother committed suicide. We don’t know much else about him, because we don’t watch CNN.

In an interview last week with Jorge Ramos of Univision—who is obsessed with demographics and exults in the fact that whites will soon be a minority in the nation they founded—Cooper said that the idea of inevitable and irreversible white demographic decline is “exciting” to him:

The idea that, you know, whites will not be the majority, I mean, that’s — it’s an exciting transformation of the country, it’s an exciting evolution. And, you know, progress of our country in many different ways. Clearly there’s, you know, among white supremacists, white nationalists that is viewed as a horrific event.

Perhaps he has a point. Any world in which a mediocrity such as Anderson Cooper can achieve such prominence may in fact be tilted unfairly in favor of white people who’ve been spoiled from birth.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/%e2%...that-perished/

by Takimag

August 25, 2019

The Week’s Most Hedonic, Demonic, and Sardonic Headlines

NEW YORK TIMES ANNOUNCES SWITCH OF EDITORIAL FOCUS FROM RUSSIAN COLLUSION HOAX TO WHITE SUPREMACY HOAX

We’re not even going to check his Wikipedia page to verify ethnicity, but from what we can tell, The New York Times’ executive editor Dean Baquet—pronounced like “bouquet” but with a “buh” instead of a “boo”—appears to be about seven or eight percent black. We’re also going to assume it’s that magical voodoo seven percent of pure chocolatey blackness that landed him such a formerly prestigious position, because he is neither attractive nor talented, nor does he appear to be very intelligent. We’re not saying that because he’s black, because nerdy black guys who look like he does tend to skew more intelligent, but once this guy opens his mouth, it’s immediately apparent that he goes against this stereotype, which may be part of his brilliance.

So what you have here is a partially black man—let’s go “extremely” partially black as well as partially manly—making decisions about what stories to cover and which ones to bury. As we all know but are secretly afraid to articulate, black people have a chip on their shoulder and it’s best not to upset them.

In leaked transcripts from an “internal town hall” between and other Times staffers, this only slightly black man congratulates his presumably much less black cohorts for a job well done in stretching out the ridiculous conspiracy theory that Donald Trump colluded with Russia to steal the presidency for TWO SHAMELESS YEARS.

But since, you know, Robert Mueller failed to lead Trump and his entire family off to prison in handcuffs, Baquet says it’s time to regroup, recharge, and hell, even renege—but let’s get rid of “Russia” scare and go straight for a “white supremacy” scare.

This isn’t to say that most of pop culture for the past couple generations hasn’t been an escalating “white supremacy” scare, only that the executive editor of The New York Times, who from the looks of things possesses a wee bit of melanin, wants to pivot away from Russia and take the “white supremacy” thing straight “to the hoop,” as his brothers on the streets are fond of saying.

Did any of these alleged journalists ever consider coming at the news from no predetermined angle and with no carefully dictated narrative?

PROUD BOYS CONVICTED OF ASSAULT, FACE UP TO 15 YEARS

If you’ve been following the news since 2015 with even a hamster’s level of mental acuity, you’d realize that by and large, the left wing is violent and psychotic and routinely attempts to disrupt any public gathering by anyone who disagrees with them on even the tiniest of policy matters. For a primer in this very basic social fact, look at footage outside Trump rallies in 2016 and compare them to footage from outside Sanders and Clinton rallies from 2016.

These days, people who identify with the political right don’t make it a point—much less a lifestyle—to show up at events where people are going to express viewpoints that they disagree with and attempt to shame, silence, ostracize, and physically attack them. They may have been far more boisterous in the distant past, but they also had much more social power and public sympathy in the distant past.

We are unaware of any Antifa members going to prison for an assault against a perceived anti-leftist during the past four years—not that it hasn’t happened, but the application of justice seems fatally lopsided these days.

Last October when members of Gavin McInnes’s Proud Boys got into a street dustup with black-clad, mask-wearing “counter-protestors,” both New York Mayor Bill de Blasio and Governor Andrew Cuomo rushed to condemn the Proud Boys and all the hate and extremism and bigotry and nastiness and not-too-nice-at-all-ness that they represent.

Last Monday two Proud Boys involved in that altercation were convicted of attempted gang assault, attempted assault, and riot. They face a maximum of fifteen years in prison each.

According to Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance, Jr.:

As extremism rises in America, a Manhattan jury has declared in one voice that New Yorkers will not tolerate mob violence in our backyard…. These defendants transformed a quiet, residential street into the site of a battle-royale, kicking and beating four individuals in a brutal act of political violence.

Yeah, but why were those “four individuals” wearing masks and throwing bottles?

SPINNING SWASTIKA RIDE IN GERMAN AMUSEMENT PARK DEEMED TOO CONTROVERSIAL

Too soon?

Even though World War II ended, like, a really really really long time ago, some people still get upset about it for God knows what reason.

You see, there was this guy named Hitler, and the logo he gave out on his business cards was this thing called the “swastika,” and an amusement park in Germany recently caught heat for featuring a spinning carousel called “Eagle Fly” that starts off on the ground appearing to be four jet planes but suddenly unspool into four spinning swastikas once airborne.

The manager of Tatzmania theme park, a man with the aggressively Teutonic name of Rüdiger Braun, coyly denies all knowledge that he was hosting a Nazi-flavored theme ride:

I want to apologize to everyone who felt disturbed or offended by our design. We hadn’t noticed the form and it wasn’t recognizable on the manufacturer’s blueprints. We are aware of Germany’s special historical responsibility and we didn’t want to offend anyone.

Although it’s a minority opinion, we liked the Germans better when they didn’t care about offending anyone.

ATTACK OF THE GAY-BASHING ORTHODOX BISHOPS

Bishop Amvrosios, an 81-year-old Greek Orthodox prelate whose real name is Athanassios Lenis, is stepping down after 41 years of service in the wake of controversy that erupted after 2015 remarks in which he called gay people “the dregs of society” and encouraged believers to “spit on” them.

In Cyprus, police are investigating a Greek Cypriot Orthodox bishop who goes by the mysterious moniker “Neophytos” on suspicion of hate speech after he suggested that homosexuality is acquired from the mother if she has anal sex while pregnant. He also said that gay men could be sniffed out of any crowd because they possess a “particular odor,” although he did not elaborate on the scents and notes of that odor, even though we wish he really had. When challenged on his comments, Neophytos surrendered not one pink inch: “I expressed the position of the church and the position of the saints.”

These bishops really need to go on a standup comedy tour. We’d pay good money to see that.

ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY FOR BIGOTS

Years ago we wrote of how pseudoscientists were developing a pill to cure bigotry, so it was inevitable that some totalitarian psychopath would dredge up the brain-scalding barbarities of electroconvulsive therapy and suggest using it to keep “racists” in line.

Maddalena Marini is a researcher at the Italian Institute of Technology who grouses that racist stereotypes are so deeply embedded in the human mind, you basically need to use the electrical equivalent of Roto-Rooter to go in there and get the pipes clean:

…the only way to change [stereotypes] is to change the biological mechanisms of the brain responsible for generating and controlling these stereotypes….[science] has shown that our mind contains stereotypes and prejudices that are linked to the different social characteristics of individuals, such as, for example, ethnicity, skin color, weight, gender, age, sexual, political, or religious orientation, disability and physical or mental illness.

According to Marini, a well-placed blast of electricity can scrub the mind clean of such “stereotypes.”

But what if they’re not “stereotypes” at all and are more properly described as “instincts”? What if they’re so universal in the human consciousness and so stubbornly resistant to eradication for perfectly natural and healthy reasons? What if all these allegedly destructive “stereotypes” were merely a form of mental shorthand to help navigate the world?

Disregard all these questions. After all, we’re dealing here with people who think racism exists and electroshock therapy is good.

CORY BOOKER SAYS HIS RAGING JUNGLE TESTOSTERONE MAKES HIM WANT TO PUNCH DONALD TRUMP

Although we had always taken New Jersey’s favorite son Cory Booker for a gay Martian, word from the oddsmakers in Vegas is that he’s partially black. Much of his campaigning has centered on the fact that, as a black man, he blackly experiences events blackishly and through certain modalities of black understanding that the nonblack can’t quite seem to ever get right.

Also, Booker has that haunted look in his eyes that seems to be worrying whether or not the entire world can tell he has AIDS.

Capitalizing on the rich American folkloric tradition of the testosterone-addled Mandingo buck casting off his rusty shackles and slaying his slave master, Booker claimed in a recent interview that “my testosterone sometimes makes me want to feel like punching” Donald Trump, even though Trump is a “physically weak specimen” and even one punch from the Booker Express would “be bad for the elderly, out of shape man that he is.”

Then, moments after thoroughly body-shaming the president, Booker said,

He’s the body shamer. He’s the guy that…tries to drag people in the gutter….This is a moral moment in America, and to me, what we need from our next leader, especially after the time of moral vandalism that we’re in right now, is…a leader that’s not going to call us to the worst of who we are but call us to the best of who we are.

Then he said something about “the worst” coming from negativity and “the best” coming from positivity—we might not be getting it exactly right, but it was something along those lines. After he lets his black testosterone enable him to physically pummel the out-of-shape elderly white man, he’s going to focus on the positive.

[Danke]

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-52/

by Takimag

September 01, 2019

The Week’s Most Unnecessary, Involuntary, and Unsanitary Headlines

TUCKER CARLSON’S RATINGS REMAIN STRONG AFTER HE CALLED WHITE SUPREMACY A “HOAX”

Tucker Carlson is the only cable news host we can think of without wanting to immediately vomit. It doesn’t matter whether it’s Chris “Fredo” Cuomo, Rachel “Dyko” Maddow, or any of the indistinguishable Nordic female mannequins at Fox, we hate them all and would rather listen to the political opinions of a Puerto Rican shoeshine boy at Grand Central Station.

In the aftermath of the El Paso massacre and the subsequent media panic about “white supremacist terrorism,” Carlson flatly announced on his show that this whole “white supremacy” thing was a “hoax.”

Of course it’s a hoax. If this was a white-supremacist nation, nobody—especially white people—could get away with all the nasty things that are said about white people.

A few advertisers pulled out and Carlson took a brief and abrupt vacation, but as the ratings for August roll in, he remains the #2-rated personality on cable news, behind only that blockhead Sean Hannity. His ratings only dipped 1.3% over the month, and allow us to suggest that if he goes back to the bowtie in September, he’ll make up for all lost ground.

SAN FRANCISCO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS RECOMMENDS REFERRING TO CONVICTED FELONS AS “JUSTICE-INVOLVED PERSONS”

In foggy ol’ San Francisco—where the $#@! flows as freely through the streets as flower petals flowed through the air on Haight Street in 1967—the Board of Supervisors recently issued non-binding recommendations to change the terminology used to describe malefactors and ne’er-do-wells to something that sounds less mean and abusive. For example:

• Convicted felons and people recently released from jail should instead be referred to as “justice-involved persons,” “formerly incarcerated persons,” or, mildest of all, “returning residents.”

• Drug addicts and alcoholic derelicts will be called “persons with a history of substance abuse” instead.

• Young criminals and juvenile delinquents will heretofore be known as “young persons with justice system involvement” or “young persons impacted by the juvenile justice system,” which almost makes them sound like assault victims.

We recommend that San Franciscans be referred to as “persons who are not welcome anywhere else in the rest of the country.”

FEDERAL COURT: IDAHO MUST PAY FOR TRANNY’S SEXUAL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY

Adree Elmo has a jaw and chin that could swallow Jay Leno’s jaw and chin, yet he wants us to think he’s a chick. The convicted sex offender was diagnosed with gender dysmorphia—which is still, blessed be, at least considered a mental illness—in 2012. He’s getting out of prison in 2021 but insists that if the state of Idaho doesn’t allow him to mutilate his genitals and basically leave his nether regions a mottled car crash, he will be suffering punishment that is cruel and unusual compared to whatever eternal mind-$#@! he put his sexual assault victim through. And, what’s even worse, a federal appeals court agrees with him—they say the taxpayers of Idaho have to foot the bill for the genital-mutilation surgery. According to Edmo’s lawyer:

They certainly would treat a prisoner with cancer, they treat a prisoner with diabetes, or other chronic conditions. So, we have a medically recognized condition that’s very treatable and we have been trying to get her the treatment that she very much needs.

What “she” very much needs is to stop referring to himself as a woman.

In other tranny news, some transgender vandals nailed a rat to the door of a rape crisis center in Vancouver, WA, claiming that the shelter’s women-only policy discriminated against them. In the tranny community, feminist females who don’t crumble to nonreality and say that human beings with penises are women are known as “TERFS,” AKA “Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists,” and there’s been a years-long cultural civil war between old-school feminists who believe women’s spaces should be for women and new-school tranny militants who insist that women should accept men who claim they’re women or risk having rats nailed to their doors.

MICHIGAN CANDIDATE DROPS OUT OF RACE AFTER VOWING TO KEEP CITY AS WHITE AS POSSIBLE

Jean Cramer is a 67-year-old woman in Marysville, MI who looks as if Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Phil Spector, and Estelle Getty all had a baby. Marysville has nearly 10,000 residents, over 90% of whom are white. Marysville is perched a mere fifty miles north of Detroit, whose 700,000+ residents are nearly 90% of Negroidal origin.

While running for City Council, Cramer announced that she wanted to keep Marysville white:

Keep Marysville a white community as much as possible. White. Seriously. In other words, no foreign-born, no foreign people. Husband and wife need to be the same race. Same thing with kids. That’s how it’s been from the beginning of, how can I say, when God created the heaven and the Earth. As far as I know, as long as we’ve been here, Marysville has been a white community, a white city.

While she refused to disavow her comments, Cramer dropped out of the race shortly after making them. She should have realized that for any woman to have a political career in Michigan, she should be black and run on a promise of keeping Detroit black.

BLACK WRITER SHARES ANGUISH OVER “EATING WATERMELON IN FRONT OF WHITE PEOPLE”

Cynthia Greenlee is a black female writer for Vox who doesn’t post a lot of pictures of herself online, which forces us to suspect that she’s overweight. She recently penned a potent, lacerating, culturally incisive, and soul-chilling essay titled “On eating watermelon in front of white people: ‘I’m not as free as I thought.’” Recalling a recent traumatic experience at some business seminar where they apparently allow overweight black women to attend, Greenlee tells of how a white person did absolutely nothing besides walk up to her near the fruit tray, yet it triggered a tidal wave of racial trauma to roll over the presumably adipose body of this innocent black women whose only crime was to desire a slice of watermelon:

My hand hovered over the fruit tray, about to spear a chunk of watermelon, when a white person walked up. I paused…. I moved my fork carefully away from the watermelon, grazing over the pineapple, and picked strawberries instead….Safer territory, I thought. Safer fruit….I didn’t want to be an updated version of that Sambo figure, tap-dancing and braying in joy at a succulent watermelon wedge.

I couldn’t remember when this watermelon-shame seeped into my eating.

Greenlee goes on to speculate that perhaps it was during the Obama era—when the nation was supposedly deluged with hateful images of watermelons and bananas and monkeys—which is, oddly, not like we recall it at all, because it seemed like one eternal creepily religious worship session of Barack Obama—that induced her watermelon-related self-loathing. At the end of the essay, she boldly announces that she will eat watermelon in public—that’s right, in front of white people—and she will refuse to feel shame for it, not that any white people were even thinking about shaming her for it in the first place.

NEW JERSEY NAACP PRESIDENT BLAMES JEWS, THEN BLAMES “JEWISH MEDIA” FOR NOTICING

Jeffrey Dye is the president of the Passaic, NJ chapter of the NAACP. He has a shiny forehead and a big flat nose, almost like a garden shovel. According to an article in the New Jersey Globe, he was very curt to a reporter when contacted by phone: “I don’t talk to $#@!ing Jews. Get the $#@! out of here.”

Outraged by what he’s saying is a gross misrepresentation of his beliefs, Dye took to Facebook and churned out what we must say is the most breathtakingly anti-Semitic tirade of the year thus far. Because reading the entire thing is the closest you will ever come to knowing what it feels like to sit around smoking crack and blaming Jews—without actually, you know, sitting around smoking crack while blaming Jews—we felt compelled to present his entire Facebook post with neither a jot nor tittle changed, all the way down to The Whole Initial Caps Thing:

Ok To Everyone Looking At This Racist Bull$#@! I Want You To Be Clear, The Statement ( “I Don’t Talk To $#@!ing Jews” ) Is Simply A Lie By David Wallstien [sic—it’s Wildstein] Who Is A Jewish Reporter For The New Jersey Globe. Now Tell David Wallstien [sic] To Let You Hear The Tape Which I Know Damn Well They Was Recording & I Promise You In Fact I Will Give That Person Who Has That On Tape $5,000.00 Dollars. What You Are Seriously Watching Here Is ( “COINTELPRO & JEWISH MEDIA PROPAGANDA ASSASSINATION HIT TEAM” ) At Work & It’s That Racist Gary Schaer Behind It All & He Is Using The Jewish Media To Get Me Fired From A Job “Which He Did For Me Telling The Truth About Israel & The Killing & Murder Of The Palestinian People & The Enslavement Of African People” I Want You All To Know This Isn’t Really About Jeffrey Dye This Is About Them Working Together To Use Me Against Our Governor Phil Murphy Who They Are Really After & Their Using Me & Others Like Me To Tarnish Our Governor Phil Murphy So He’s Not Successful In His Re-Election & ( “Gary Schaer & Hector Lora Who Are Both Former Republicans Are Using Both Parties To Get Rid Of Governor Phil Murphy. Why Do You Think They Was So Close To Former Governor Chris Christie” ) And They Want To Disrupt & Dismantle & Get Rid Of The Passaic NAACP And Me The President. When You Have Any Real Activist That Speaks Like I Do He’s A Threat & Dangerous To Any Racist That’s Trying To Destroy Black & Latino People To Advance Their Cause To Dictate & Control This World.

We would like to see more of this, both from Jeffrey Dye and from the Jews who are noticing him.

KKK HOSTS SECOND INDIANA “KOOKOUT”

Hey, if you and the rest of your family are members of the Knights of the Invisible Empire and were just itchin’ to share some fellowship, good eats, and Indiana sunshine with the rest of the Klan, we hate to disappoint you, but you done missed out on the KKK’s second annual “Kookout” in Madison, IN, which was held yesterday from 1-3PM in Jaycee Park. According to a flyer advertising the shindig:

Make America Safe! Make America Drug Free! Make America White! Make America Great! Take a Stand!!! Join the Klan….Never! Never! Apologize for Being White!

Powerful message, if a bit cheapened by the excessive use of exclamation points.

A spokesperson for the Klan said that the City of Madison had made it difficult for them to reserve the park “due to our beliefs” and accused the city fathers of unlawfully denying a reservation “simply to allow us to have a family Kookout.”

What’s this country coming to when the KKK can’t have a simple, good-old fashioned family barbecue in an Indiana park on a late-summer afternoon? It almost tempts a person to think that the Klan doesn’t have any power, but that’s crazy talk.

[Anti Federalist]

I've been culturally enriched.

[Occam's Banana]

NEW JERSEY NAACP PRESIDENT BLAMES JEWS, THEN BLAMES “JEWISH MEDIA” FOR NOTICING

[...W]e felt compelled to present [Jeffrey Dye's] entire Facebook post with neither a jot nor tittle changed, all the way down to The Whole Initial Caps Thing:

Ok To Everyone Looking At This Racist Bull$#@! I Want You To Be Clear, The Statement ( “I Don’t Talk To $#@!ing Jews” ) Is Simply A Lie By David Wallstien [sic—it’s Wildstein] Who Is A Jewish Reporter For The New Jersey Globe. Now Tell David Wallstien [sic] To Let You Hear The Tape Which I Know Damn Well They Was Recording & I Promise You In Fact I Will Give That Person Who Has That On Tape $5,000.00 Dollars. What You Are Seriously Watching Here Is ( “COINTELPRO & JEWISH MEDIA PROPAGANDA ASSASSINATION HIT TEAM” ) At Work & It’s That Racist Gary Schaer Behind It All & He Is Using The Jewish Media To Get Me Fired From A Job “Which He Did For Me Telling The Truth About Israel & The Killing & Murder Of The Palestinian People & The Enslavement Of African People” I Want You All To Know This Isn’t Really About Jeffrey Dye This Is About Them Working Together To Use Me Against Our Governor Phil Murphy Who They Are Really After & Their Using Me & Others Like Me To Tarnish Our Governor Phil Murphy So He’s Not Successful In His Re-Election & ( “Gary Schaer & Hector Lora Who Are Both Former Republicans Are Using Both Parties To Get Rid Of Governor Phil Murphy. Why Do You Think They Was So Close To Former Governor Chris Christie” ) And They Want To Disrupt & Dismantle & Get Rid Of The Passaic NAACP And Me The President. When You Have Any Real Activist That Speaks Like I Do He’s A Threat & Dangerous To Any Racist That’s Trying To Destroy Black & Latino People To Advance Their Cause To Dictate & Control This World.

[...]

KKK HOSTS SECOND INDIANA “KOOKOUT”

[...] According to a flyer advertising the shindig:

Make America Safe! Make America Drug Free! Make America White! Make America Great! Take a Stand!!! Join the Klan….Never! Never! Apologize for Being White!

Powerful message, if a bit cheapened by the excessive use of exclamation points.

Looks like the KKK have The Whole Initial Caps Thing down, too.

Maybe Jeffrey Dye could borrow some of their exclamation points ...


(And is it just me, or does anyone else read "kookout" as "kook-out" ... ?)

[Swordsmyth]

(And is it just me, or does anyone else read "kookout" as "kook-out" ... ?)

That's how I read it.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-53/

by Takimag

September 08, 2019

The Week’s Most Solid, Stolid, and Squalid Headlines

JACK GETS HACKED: TWITTER CEO’S ACCOUNT PRAISES HITLER, DROPS N-BOMB

Jack Dorsey is the CEO of the well-past-its-prime social-media titan Twitter. He does things such as meditating in caves and sporting a beard that makes him look like a homosexual leprechaun.

On August 30 for about 20 minutes, Jack seemed to suddenly find a sense of humor, spewing forth the following hilariously offensive tweets like so many gleeful, inhibition-free bullets of hatred:

Hitler is innocent go follow @taytaylov3r if you want every Jew gassed

Intel is there’s a bomb at Twitter HQ #ChucklingHella #ChucklingSquad

#niggger

Alas, though, Jack had not decided to lighten up and start being funny. His account had been hacked by a group calling itself the Chuckling Squad. It was the most impressive case of racist hacking since Microsoft’s AI robot “Tay” was turned into a “neo-Nazi sexbot” in 2016.

Either way, Jack has committed multiple hate crimes and clearly needs to be perma-banned from Twitter.

#METOO OFFICE BLOWBACK: MEN NOW LESS LIKELY TO HIRE WOMEN AND ASSOCIATE WITH THEM AT WORK

In comedian Dave Chappelle’s new standup special, he laments that women are giving him a “#MeToo headache,” and apparently he’s not the only guy who feels this way.

What was once intended as a bold and sexually revolutionary movement empowering women to cast aside the rusty shackles of sexual slavery, unsavory male body odor, and inappropriate comments of a lascivious nature has now backfired and threatens to render women—especially the attractive ones—unemployed and turning tricks inside the dumpster behind the local Wendy’s.

That’s right—a recent study from researchers at the University of Houston surveyed 152 men and 303 women about their feelings regarding workplace sexual harassment, which kind of makes you wonder if the researchers weren’t a little bit kinky themselves. It found that in the frigid aftermath of #MeToo, three out of five men said their fears of being falsely accused of sexual assault had increased. One in five men said they were now more reluctant to hire attractive women—especially for jobs involving close interaction, such as traveling together—and nearly one in three said they avoided one-on-one meetings with female coworkers.

Great job, ladies. In the name of “progress,” you’ve created a world where everyone is horny and celibate and psychotic.

AUSSIE CARNIVORES PLAN MASSIVE BARBECUE TO TAUNT MEDDLESOME VEGAN

For all we know, a vegan lady from Perth, Australia named Cilla Carden is not a witch, but we will note that she has the sort of nose that witches are often depicted as having in fictional accounts, so we’re just throwing that out there.

If vegans aren’t all witches, can we meat-eaters at least all agree that they’re annoying? Carden recently took two of her neighbors to Australia’s Supreme Court in an attempt to make them stop cooking barbecues and infecting her nostrils with the holocausted flesh of unfairly murdered animals.

Carden, a massage therapist who also complains that her neighbors smoke cigarettes and play basketball, seems especially vexed/aroused by the smell of fish:

They’ve put it there so I smell fish, all I can smell is fish. I can’t enjoy my backyard, I can’t go out there…It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest, I haven’t been able to sleep.

Just to be jerks, a group of local meat-eaters organized a Facebook event called “Community BBQ for Cilla Carden” in which they plan to assemble outside her abode en masse—at last count, more than 3,000 people said they planned to attend—and barbecue the $#@! out of every kind of meat and poultry and fish they can seize with their sunburned claws.

According to the event description:

Don’t let Cilla destroy a good old Aussie tradition, join us for a community BBQ, and help Cilla Carden GET SOME PORK ON HER FORK.

This is going to be worse than a free-for-all between Antifa and the KKK. There will be blood.

JOE BIDEN’S OL’ BLOODY EYEBALL

Last week we covered in a lurid and frankly sadistic fashion the fact that Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden is losing his mind. This week he has to go and top himself by having an eyeball half-explode while he was trying to stammer his way through some kind of marathon climate-change townhall meeting which sounded like such a good time, we will forever regret not being able to attend.

While saying somethin’-somethin’ about how all white American males need to submit to permanent unemployment to help lower the rate of respiratory disorders among homeless Burmese children, the white of Biden’s left eye suddenly became lobster-red, and it was roughly as pathetic as that time Hillary Clinton fainted from the brutal New York City heat that clocked somewhere in the low 80s.

Without apparently even one red blood cell’s worth of irony, Biden tweeted the following after the debate:

We can’t turn a blind eye to the way in which environmental burdens are distributed unevenly along racial and socioeconomic lines.

Please, if there’s a God somewhere that’s half as sadistic as we suspect he would be, let one of Biden’s ears suddenly fall off during the next debate. We will not publicly wish for him to die during the next debate, although few of us could deny it would be interesting. Or maybe both eyes fill with blood next time, then the time after that he also gets a nosebleed…

GROUP OF “HUNGRY DINERS” STORMS TEXAS POPEYES, DEMANDING CHICKEN SANDWICHES

Houston is a giant, disgusting metropolis filled with cockroaches, crack pipes, AIDS, and several reasonably priced Vietnamese restaurants. At a Popeyes chicken franchise last Monday night in southeast Houston, a group of “prospective diners”—one of whom was brandishing a gun—allegedly attempted to storm into the restaurant after being informed that they had sold out of their popular chicken sandwich. The man brandishing the gun was described as having “small dreadlocks.” The group consisted of two women and three men, all of whom left a baby unattended in the back seat of a blue SUV, which suggests that the baby may be affiliated with the Crips street gang.

Since its preposterously successful launch on August 12, Popeyes’ chicken sandwich has allegedly been the flashpoint for several brawls and altercations nationwide as hungry, chicken-seeking customers vie for an increasingly dwindling supply of the much beloved sandwich.

WELSH DIRECTOR URGES MORE SCREEN TIME FOR ELDERLY DYKES

Rachel Dax is a handsome Welsh woman from Cardiff, Wales who has just released some kind of movie “about two eighty-something lesbians,” and we’ve already lost interest from the description alone.

Still, Dax says that elderly Sapphites, what with their fused-together labia and skin hanging off their bones like melted cheese, need higher representation in movies.

We disagree, and that’s all the space we’re going to give the topic.

( @Danke I await comment - AF)

MISSISSIPPI WEDDING HALL REFUSES INTERRACIAL COUPLE “BECAUSE OF OUR CHRISTIAN RACE”

It would seem obvious to any mixed-race couple seeking to get married in Mississippi that you don’t plan the event at Boone’s Camp Event Hall, because even the name of that place sounds racist.

A woman named LaKambria Welch—no cash prizes for guessing her race—drove down to Boone’s Camp Event Hall after her brother informed her that the owners refused to join him and his white fiancée in the bonds of holy matrimony. While filming with her phone—in case you haven’t noticed, black people do that a lot when interacting with white people these days—she asked a woman why they wouldn’t marry her Negroidal brother to his Caucasoid betrothed. On camera, a woman with a beer belly is heard saying:

First of all, we don’t do gay weddings or mixed race, because of our Christian race — I mean, our Christian beliefs.

Once the video went viral, church officials went through a cycle of apologizing and then apologizing more and then deleting the second apology to issue a third apology.

WHITE PEOPLE CALL OUT OTHER WHITE PEOPLE ON THE URGENT WHITE-PEOPLE PROBLEM OF HOW TO STOP WHITE PEOPLE

In case you were worried whether white people had given up on giving up on white people, fret ye not—white people want it to be known far and wide that they are NOT cool with white people.

USA Today recently featured a letters column with the header, “White people, what are we going to do to stop white nationalism?: Readers sound off.”

And The New York Times ran an emotionally resonant and deeply moral feature about how white filmmakers are struggling to address whiteness on movie screens that are, to be frank, overwhelmingly white.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FOR BLACK WEED DEALERS

A Massachusetts group of aspirant black weed dealers—hey, it’s better than aspiring rappers—calling itself Real Action for Cannabis Equity, aka RACE, claims that only two out of the 184 marijuana business licenses the state has issued have gone to black vendors. RACE cofounder Richard Harding compares the situation to “Jim Crow laws or civil rights struggles of the past,” and we want some of whatever this guy is smoking.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-54/

by Takimag

September 15, 2019

The Week’s Most Accidental, Detrimental, and Unsentimental Headlines

LESBIAN PENGUINS IN LONDON ACCUSED OF RAISING A GENDER-NEUTRAL CHICK

As we all know—under threat of death or castration—gender is a meaningless social construct, whereas sexual orientation is spot-welded into your DNA. Although it might seem like many lesbians may have been shunted down that lonely highway because they are fat, plain, and fundamentally unappealing to men, they were born lesbians, even though the fact that they were also born with vaginas doesn’t mean that one day they can switch teams and suddenly decide that they’re men.

Rocky and Marama are the names of two lesbian penguins at the Sea Life London Aquarium who have been assigned to raise a penguin chick whose gender has not been released to the press. Headline after headline—such as “This Lesbian Penguin Couple Is Raising a ‘Genderless’ Chick”—seems to imply that the dyke lezzie couple is consciously refusing to assign a gender to the baby penguin, but it must be understood that this is simple anthropomorphism from people who seem to think that penguins are remotely as capable of being insane as human beings are.

According to a statement from the aquarium, the chick will not be tagged with a gender-specific name and is the first in its history “not to be characterized as male or female.” According to General Manager Graham McGrath, “It is completely natural for penguins to develop genderless identities as they grow into mature adults.”

In Berlin—which is where the Nazis had a PO box and the Alt-Right was basically invented back in the 1930s—two male homosexual penguins tried and failed to hatch an egg, which is all the evidence anyone should ever need that sodomy is an abomination before God and will be punished with barrenness and shame and endless sadistic torture.

NRA SUES SAN FRANCISCO FOR DECLARING THEM A “DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION”

San Francisco is a city in California where everyone has AIDS and wantonly defecates in the streets. Last week, the city’s Board of Supervisors—which we assume features at least one quadriplegic gender***** ballerina with Cherokee ancestry—declared that the National Rifle Association, which used to be helmed by a guy with the extremely gay-sounding name of Wayne LaPierre, is a “domestic terrorist organization.” But rather than storming into City Hall and blasting all the members of the Board of Supervisors—which is what you’d expect terrorists to do—the NRA merely filed a lawsuit against the city for violating its free-speech rights. Early reports that the Board of Supervisors retaliated by wantonly defecating on NRA members could not be verified at press time.

INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM IS BEING THREATENED BY INDEPENDENT JOURNALISTS

A recent article on The Hill notes that the “independent journalists” at huge media outlets such as The New York Times have vocalized their creeping anxiety that “independent journalism” is being threatened by the likes of the actual independent journalists with no corporate sponsors and who often work for free because those independent journalists are using the same sort of tactics to shame and destroy workers at The New York Times that Times workers have used to shame and destroy others for decades now.

To make a long story short, someone at the Times was targeted by someone who dredged up ancient “anti-Semitic” tweets the Times writer had written, which led to the Times frantically attempting to explain that they were noble standard-bearers of a sanctified profession where they, and they alone, had the right and glorious power to destroy others based on things they’ve said or done in the distant past:

[U]sing journalistic techniques to target journalists and news organizations … is fundamentally different from the well-established role of the news media in scrutinizing people in positions of power.

It is typically blind of a Times writer to see themselves as anything but a person in a position of power. Yea, let them all be hoisted on their own petards.

FEMALE STUDENTS BANNED FOR WEARING SKIRTS BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT “GENDER-NEUTRAL”

It’s important that transgender schoolchildren not be viewed as weird and icky, despite how weird and icky everyone knows they are. But as anyone with the merest understanding of what is meant by “rights” knows, one’s rights only come at someone else’s expense. A school in the British town of Lewes recently forbade its girls from wearing their traditional regulation grey pleated skirts and instead demanded they wear “gender-neutral” slacks along with all the boys and the one or possibly fewer transgender students at school.

Demanding their Goddess-given right to display their thighs, at least 50 girls showed up on the first day of school wearing skirts, only to be turned away by school officials and to have the police summoned to behave “like bouncers.” If there were any “transgender” students at the school, it is more statistically likely that their mind was occupied with thoughts of suicide rather than the skirts/slacks war.

NIGERIAN-BORN RAPPER ENDORSES THE MURDER OF WHITES AND THE COVETING OF THEIR BITCHES

Swedish rapper Jesse Ekene Nweke Conable was born in Nigeria and sure as hell looks like it. Even though he found Nigeria so undesirable that he fled to Sweden in 2008 and begged them for a citizenship that they foolishly granted him, the gibberish-spewing ingrate says he hates white people and wants to kill them. In comments from a private message forum called “Blacks Only” that were leaked to the press, Conable makes it really, really clear that he’s got some issues with the whites:

We, blacks [will] become number one and take over these whites. Like these whites took us as slaves we should take them as slaves and treat them even worse….We’ll take their bitches and we’ll take their money. To be perfectly honest, we will be the best race ever. We are African warriors, they are not on our level. This is just the beginning, black power….If any white guy or white girl is trying to talk $#@! about you, shoot them! If they talk $#@! about your family, shoot them!…You cannot be racist if you are not white.

When informed that his comments had been leaked to the public, Conable—who has over a quarter-million YouTube subscribers—threatened to “delete” the “snitch.”

Clearly, this bright young boy has some anger issues.

STUDY: 96% OF AMERICAN COUNTIES BECAME LESS WHITE SINCE 2010

A statistical analysis by Brookings Institution demographer Bill Frey reveals some sobering facts if you’re one of those racist white supremacists who isn’t cheering for white extinction:

• Since 2010, 96% of counties in America have seen a decline in its share of whites.

• Over the same time period, the number of whites in America has only grown one tenth of one percent and will begin an actual decline in raw numbers over the next five to six years.

• In 10 years, America’s 20-something population will be majority nonwhite.

• Millennials and Zoomers are much more enthusiastic about white decline than those oft-maligned GenXers and Baby Boomers.

Just remember: You’re crazy if you think it’s happening, even though we’re going to laugh at the fact that you’re powerless to stop it from happening.

GENDER BIAS AMONG STUFFED ANIMALS IN MUSEUMS

Attention, all ye woolly mammoths and stuffed bison that populate museums across the world—your patriarchal grip is weakening. A team of scientists from the University of Copenhagen who all apparently share a fetish for examining the genitals of taxidermied animals in museums studied the databases of museums of natural history across the globe and concluded that the dead animals who were stuffed and mounted in their dusty hallways were disproportionately male. Sixty-four percent of dead-’n’-stuffed bear carcasses were male, which paled in comparison to the robust three-quarters of stuffed bison with noticeably male genitalia. Armadillos and bats were also suffocatingly and toxically male. Clearly the only path to gender justice is to go out into the wild and wantonly begin slaughtering female animals.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

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by Takimag

September 22, 2019

The Week’s Pearliest, Whirliest, and Churliest Headlines

NEW YORK TIMES: SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NO BIG DEAL


In a move that will shock and traumatize those who have been victimized by sexual assault—as well as all those who pretend to have been thusly victimized—The New York Times recently tweeted that having someone shove their penis in your face at a party is something about which only a sissy-baby would complain. As ancient complaints about newly minted Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh sticking his wee-wee in a pretty girl’s face were dredged up yet again, whoever manages the Twitter page for the Times’s opinion section thought it would be a good idea to post the following:

Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun…

Maybe if you’re some kind of psychotic masochist, it might. Or, even worse, maybe it seems like “harmless fun” to some kind of weirdo who tweets for The New York Times when they aren’t busy shoving their penis in girls’ faces at drunken dorm parties.

In the classic fashion of a predator seeking to avoid a long prison term for their innumerable sex crimes, the Times quickly deleted the tweet and issued a statement that sexual assault was wrong.

WEALTHY WEST HOLLYWOOD SEX FIEND FINALLY ARRESTED AFTER THIRD MAN OVERDOSES

West Hollywood is an independent city in Los Angeles County that was specially hand-crafted for men who enjoy trading the most intimate of bodily fluids with other men.

Ed Buck is described as an “animal-rights and LGBTQ activist who has donated to Democratic politicians and once ran for West Hollywood City Council.”

Oh—and last week he was finally arrested after a third man overdosed at his West Hollywood home. Court documents say that on September 4, Buck shot up the victim with a massive injection of methamphetamines that had him fleeing Buck’s cabana and seeking medical help. An apparent glutton for punishment, the man returned a week later, received two more injections, and overdosed before regaining consciousness, fleeing the meth cabana yet again, and calling authorities from a local gas station.

Buck is being charged with three counts of battery causing serious injury, administering methamphetamine and maintaining a drug house. The official filing describes Buck as a “violent, dangerous sexual predator” who “manipulates [victims] into participating in his sexual fetishes.” In a press release, the LA County DA’s office called Buck’s West Hollywood Apartment a “drug den.”

Luckily for himself but unluckily for Buck, the latest victim was the first out of the three to survive.

The first, 26-year-old Gemmel Moore, died in July 2017 of what was ultimately ruled to be an accidental overdose.

The second, 55-year-old Timothy Dean, died of methamphetamine and alcohol toxicity in January of this year. His autopsy report says that he died at least 15 minutes before anyone called 911. His death, too was ruled accidental.

Like the first two alleged victims, Buck’s latest victim is also black, while Buck is white. Buck should have realized that interracial sex is the first step on the long road to perdition. There are plenty of nice white gay boys who would die for the chance for a wealthy Democratic donor to spike them with meth.

A DARKIES-ONLY SYMPOSIUM ON SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

If it ever seems as if white people invented almost everything, that is because white people are racist and kept other races down from inventing things.

To help rectify this—and in case you were wondering, rectification has nothing to do with what is classically known as “sodomy”—the private Massachusetts-based liberal-arts academy known as Williams College is hosting a science and technology symposium that is open only to students of color. The event’s official call for papers has invited scholars to submit only if they come from a “historically underrepresented group,” which they go on to explain covers the following clusters of poor and huddled masses:

African Americans, Alaska Natives, Arab Americans, Asian Americans, Latinx, Native Americans, Native Hawaiians, and other Pacific Islanders.

What the hell is a “Latinx,” and why should we prefer any of them taking a gander at our esophagus compared to a completely normal and wholesome white doctor?

The school also announced that “we aim to create an inclusive, intellectually enriching experience for all involved, including the visiting speakers and the faculty and students of Williams.”

If you don’t know what “inclusive” means, it’s a word that signifies anything that excludes white people.

EX-NFL PLAYER ACCUSED OF STAGING HATE CRIME AGAINST HIMSELF

Edawn Louis Coughman is a black man whose mother condemned him to a life of crime by naming him “Edawn.” He is also a former NFL player who bounced around between three different teams from 2012 to 2016.

Last week a pizza parlor and ice-cream shop that Coughman owns in suburban Atlanta was burglarized. TVs were ripped from the walls and horrible words such as “niggger,” “monkey,” and “MAGA” were spray-painted in their place.

Coughman was arrested near the crime scene, and fresh black paint on his hands allegedly matched that of the paint used to write those awful and frankly unacceptable words.

A mug shot of Coughman shows that although he has long, silky, billowing waves of black hair, he is severely balding on top.

WOMAN FALSELY ACCUSES BLACK MEN OF GANG RAPE TO “GET HER BOYFRIEND’S ATTENTION”

As if black men don’t have enough problems simply by dint of being black men, a woman on Spain’s Costa del Sol had to up and falsely accuse a bunch of them of raping her. But now she’s been arrested and charged with filing a false complaint. She told police that after being dropped off by a taxi driver in a sketchy part of town, one “dark skinned” man raped her while two other “dark skinned” men watched. But after a brief investigation, it was concluded that she knew the taxi driver, was allegedly in love with him, and fabricated the entire story simply to get his attention in the manner of a petulant, bubble-gum-snapping, false-rape-accusing child.

Chicks!

OBESITY: 754 TIMES DEADLIER THAN MASS SHOOTINGS

Although he’s only three feet tall and has a nose that could fit a pound of smuggled cocaine, talk-show host Bill Maher is universally recognized as an elderly Hebrew sage and a healer of hearts. He recently said the following on whatever he’s calling his TV show these days:

In August, 53 Americans died from mass shootings. Terrible, right? Do you know how many died from obesity? Forty-thousand.

Maher was citing statistics that show obesity levels in many parts of the country have reached a heart-clogging forty percent. He also said that rather than being banned, fat-shaming should be brought back on a large and terrifying scale.

For once, we agree with him. Fat people need to be humiliated again. They’re disgusting.

FIRST SHOTS FIRED IN THE WAR ON DICK PICS

If you’re a woman who’s ever received an unsolicited photograph of a man’s hairy, misshapen excuse for a penis, take hope—web developers and law-enforcement officials are galloping to your rescue.

Web developer Kelsey Bressler is the rare woman who publicly solicited men to send her some dick pics, but not for the reasons you might think…but because she’s trying to develop an app that automatically screens out any dick pics from someone’s inbox. To accomplish her mission, she set up a Twitter account called @ShowYoDiq. She then intends to feed the countless dick pics through an artificial-intelligence program that slowly learns the difference between a human penis and an eggplant emoji.

And across this great nation of ours, where unsolicited dick pics were a rarity until the advent of smartphones, law-enforcement officials are scurrying around like righteous hamsters attempting to classify the sending of unsolicited dick pics as criminal sexual harassment.

Then again, if your penis is so unattractive that it would impel someone to call the police and send you to jail merely for forcing them to look at it, you might want to consider genital cosmetic surgery before sending your next dick pic.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

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by Takimag

September 29, 2019

The Week’s Most Shocking, Rocking, and Cock-Blocking Headlines

BLACK-POWER-FIST-RAISING OLYMPIC ATHLETES FINALLY ADMITTED INTO HALL OF FAME

One of the most iconic—don’t you hate that word?—Olympics images in history is that of two black American runners named Tommie Smith and John Carlos raising their fists in defiance as they begrudgingly and rather petulantly accepted their gold and bronze medals for the 200M sprint in Mexico City in the summer of 1968.

At the time, many Americans perceived Smith and Carlos as a bunch of uppity would-be janitors who were disrespecting the Stars and Stripes and the mighty righteous global military empire that tattered-and-blood-splattered flag represented.

In the grand scheme of things, the only difference we see between a black-power fist and a Sieg Heil is that the latter is open-handed and light-skinned. Otherwise, it’s the racial equivalent of a full-armed middle finger. As they stood their flashing the world their big racial “$#@! you,” they also wore black socks with no shoes because this somehow symbolized black poverty.

As punishment, Smith and Carlos were banished from the team and sent home prematurely. The controversial nature of their protest also prevented them from landing the lucrative advertising deals they would have snagged if they’d just kept quiet and pretended they actually liked white people. They also were never inducted into the US Olympic Committee’s Hall of Fame…until now.

Brothers and sisters, the times, they have a-changed, and now being a septuagenarian black radical former sprinter is just about the coolest thing this side of toasted keto bread with sliced avocado. Smith and Carlos are now in the Olympic Hall of Fame, and everyone’s saying that yes, we were wrong and those two upstanding young black men were right, and it’s good to finally be on the right side of history, and everyone wants to pretend that they were secretly on Smith and Carlos’s side the whole time, and what the hell were we thinking back then, and although we’ve made progress there is still much more progress and racial shaming to be done, and Mein Gott if we don’t get over this endless guilt-tripping soon there’s a strong possibility that every last one of us is going to snap simultaneously.

MR. CHINAMAN, HE NO LIKEY THE MUSLIMS

About 22 million Muslims—imagine the smell—are currently huddled in China, a country of 1.4 billion Chinamen and Chinawomen. And because Islam has a special appeal for low-IQ inbreds and those whose limited cognitive functioning and lack of an ethical core make them vulnerable to fanaticism and collective acts of senseless violence, Chinese authorities are slapping Muslims on the wrist across the country.

Maybe that’s a bit harsh—what’s actually going on is that Islam poses a threat to the authoritarian fanaticism of Chinese communism, and so it must be crushed wherever it threatens to take root.

Not content with merely persecuting the Uighurs, Chinese officials are now taking pokes at the Hui, China’s largest Muslim ethnic minority.

In 2015, Chinese General Secretary Xi Jinping promoted what he called the “Sinicization of Islam,” urging that all ideologies and cultural influences should submit to Chinese culture and the Communist Party. A directive was issued prohibiting the use of the Islamic financial system, forbidding Arabic-language schools from teaching religion, and banning the traditional call to prayer. In extreme instances, minarets and domes have been ripped off of mosques in what must certainly be an emasculating sight for your average hapless minority Muslim living in China.

We have no dog in this fight. There are roughly as many Muslims on this planet as there are ethnic Chinese people, so let them have at each other, and may the most hygienic group win!

IS GRETA THUNBERG A PAWN, OR ARE WE?

Greta Thunberg is a 16-year-old Swedish girl who braids her hair, has been diagnosed with (at last count) three mental disorders, and has emerged from nowhere to become the Howard Beale of climate alarmism.

She first shot to fame after encouraging students worldwide to play hooky on Fridays as some sort of vague protest about environmental degradation but was instead an ingenious way to exploit children’s innate hatred of school and tendency toward laziness and delinquency.

She has handed out leaflets that say, “I am doing this because you adults are $#@!ting on my future.” She says that global warming is the greatest crisis in human history—even greater than the international emergency that erupted after David Lee Roth left Van Halen—and that everyone should panic and freak out and scream at corporations and politicians and listen to the scientists and a 16-year-old mentally ill girl unless you all want to boil in lava while being tormented by the hauntingly shrill condemnation of dead souls whispering “shame on you” into your ears.

Some people are suggesting that Greta might not be the best PR person for the environmental movement. Others suggest that she perfectly represents radical environmentalism’s youthfully naïve tantrum-throwing and that the movement couldn’t have found a better spokes-teen.

Whether or not the climate actually changes, we are certain that most people will remain stubbornly annoying.

BOWL HAIRCUTS AND “OK” SIGN ADDED TO A.D.L.’S HIGHLY ENTERTAINING HATE-SYMBOL DATABASE

The Anti-Defamation League is a nonprofit organization designed to fight evil on behalf of good. As long as you understand that and don’t ask any questions, nobody will enter your bedroom at night and kill you in your sleep. The ADL maintains a database of hate symbols that is best enjoyed if one pretends that it’s a T-shirt catalogue.

This year the ADL has added 36 new entries to its hate database, including:

• The “OK” hand symbol , which was never simply a mild affirmation but instead a sinister gang sign which forms the letters “WP,” i.e., “White Power.”

• The “Happy Merchant” cartoon, a universally beloved anti-Semitic caricature of a big-beaked man in a yarmulke gleefully rubbing his hands together.

• The bowl haircut, worn by such well-known white-supremacist mass shooters as Dylann Roof, Ringo Starr, and Moe Howard.

• McDonald’s “Mac Tonight” moon-man character, which has been shamelessly appropriated by white supremacists who think it’s cute to record violently racist hip-hop songs.

As always, we thank the ADL for keeping us safe from bad people, bad hand symbols, bad cartoons, bad haircuts, and bad McDonald’s characters.

THIS WEEK’S BRUTAL STREET ATTACKS THAT KINDA SEEM AT LEAST A WEE BIT RACIAL

Dozens of people across the Anglosphere began to doubt that this whole “multiculturalism” thing was all it was cracked up to be after a string of violent black-on-white attacks subverted The Narrative and made all the egalitarians seem like the drooling dupes that they are.

Minneapolis police have charged 18 suspects ranging in age from 15 to 27 in connection with a pair of vicious black-on-white robberies that were captured on video. One clip shows 24-year-old victim Brendan O’Brien being beaten unconscious. According to O’Brien, who says he suffered a concussion and now lives in constant fear:

I didn’t realize how hard I’d been kicked in the face. It was much more brutal than I thought it was going to be. I assumed that they hit me a couple of times and I gave up and they went on their way but I was knocked unconscious…I don’t feel as safe as I used to. I think that’s the best way of putting it is that something like this kind of takes a part away from you and I don’t know if I’m gonna get that back.

In Maryland, a pair of black brothers aged 15 and 16 have been arrested in connection with an attack on a 59-year-old white man at a local fair that left the man dead. The teens were reportedly angry that the man refused to give them a dollar as requested. The boys’ father says that the son who allegedly landed the fatal punch “made a mistake” but is “not an animal.”

In London’s Finsbury Park, a group of 16 youths or teens or whatever euphemism they’re using over there these days allegedly attacked a group of six males who were leaving a gym. According to Dynamic Sports Academy coach Adrian Klemens:

They were being tailed by one of them on a bike. Then there were 16 of them. They circled them and picked one off to the side and said: ‘Give me your phone or I will stab you – put in your Apple Pay password.’…Out of our group three were white and three were black and they said to the black guys: ‘You’re good,’ and just attacked the white guys.

Pardon us for thinking that sounds a little discriminatory.

STUDY: WHITE WORKING CLASS SHRINKING INTO OBLIVION

According to a study released by the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis—which we thought was involved in the business of printing worthless currency rather than statistical analyses of American demographic trends, but what do we know?—the white working class now accounts for a paltry 40% of the country’s entire population. This is in contrast to 1975, when it accounted for 70% of the country’s population. Although white workers still represent the nation’s largest single racial/class demographic, researchers predict they will be overtaken by someone else in around 15 years—but they aren’t sure exactly whom.

Whether or not the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 was intended to neuter America’s white working class, that has been the end result. But as long as they don’t publicly complain about what’s being done to them, we should all get along just fine.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

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by Takimag

October 06, 2019

The Week’s Sleaziest, Cheesiest, and Queasiest Headlines

BERNIE SANDERS FINALLY BLOWS A GASKET

It has long been an established fact that not only is Bernie Sanders the angriest man in politics—he may be the angriest man who ever lived. For all the jibber-jabber you hear about how Donald Trump is seething with anger and hatred, anyone with an open heart and a functioning set of eyeballs could tell that at any given moment, Bernie Sanders was a mere fidgety “OY!” away from a debilitating stroke.

Last week, while Joe Biden was once again forgetting his own name and swallowing his dentures, the 78-year-old Sanders—who, if you recall, is so far into his dotage that he smashed his head on a shower door in the spring which necessitated a huge, embarrassing bandage on his head—finally succumbed to his own self-directed lifelong path of impotent rage and had some sort of cardiac event that landed his wrinkled, pickled ass in a Las Vegas hospital for surgery on a blocked artery.

From his hospital bed, the crabby, doddering socialist—who wants us to believe that a man who can’t even keep two screaming hippos in check is qualified to sit on our nuclear arsenal—exploited his own near-death experience to make some political point about “Medicare for All.”

Senator Sanders, you are only a victim of your own hatred and envy. We shed not a tear for you and hope that you’ve learned your lesson.

NEW YORK MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO SAY “ILLEGAL ALIEN”

In New York City—where you can already be fined a cool quarter-mil merely for stating the fact that a man who claims he’s a woman is still a man—you can now be fined an additional $250,000 for stating the simple fact that an illegal alien is an illegal alien, provided that the authorities are able to determine that your weird obsession with the truth was spawned from a deep-seated inner hatred.

According to a 29-page directive issued by City Hall’s Commission on Human Rights—which apparently exists to sue you into pauperdom if you exercise the basic human right of free speech—not only are you forbidden from calling a spade a spade, you are even forbidden from threatening to call authorities and tell them that someone has committed a crime by being in this nation unlawfully.

The directive explains why the term “alien” is hurtful and is thus deserving of harsh, exacting, painful punishment:

‘Alien’ — used in many laws to refer to a ‘noncitizen’ person — is a term that may carry negative connotations and dehumanize immigrants, marking them as ‘other.’ The use of certain language, including ‘illegal alien’ and ‘illegals,’ with the intent to demean, humiliate, or offend a person or persons constitutes discrimination.

It then goes on to propose several potential scenarios in which the sin of hate can be committed:

A hotel prohibits its housekeepers from speaking Spanish while cleaning because it would ‘offend’ hotel guests or make them uncomfortable….An Indian immigrant family complains to their landlord about mold and cockroaches in their unit. The landlord tells them to ‘just deal with it’ and threatens to call ICE if they file a complaint in housing court….A store owner tells two friends who are speaking Thai while shopping in his store to ‘speak English’ and ‘go back to your country.’

Even the simple basic human act of making fun of someone’s accent can now burden you to the tune of $250,000.

Why do people think that overpriced, overcrowded, open-air mental hospital is a great place to live again?

MIGRANTS RAISIN’ HELL IN GREECE

It seems as if nothing good ever comes from Lesbos.

Ungrateful Afghan migrants on the Isle of Lesbos have been raising a stink in protest of overcrowded camps, a problem they could have avoided merely by staying in their sparsely populated and prehistoric homeland.

But no, just like all modern migrants, they need to poop where they eat and make their hosts regret ever being nice to them. On the Sunday before last, spoiled and petulant migrants set fire to an olive grove outside their camp, killing a mother and her child. In a separate incident, the Greek driver of a speeding car carrying 12 Afghan migrants—some of them huddled in the trunk as if they were common Mexicans—ran a red light and was killed. One migrant was seriously injured and three others slightly injured. But that speeding car is a metaphor for Greece—killing itself while trying to save others.

ILLINOIS: ABORTION CAPITAL OF THE MIDWEST

If you’re a woman who lives in Missouri and are so irresponsible that you spread open your legs like the Jaws of Life and allowed a man to shoot his filthy seed inside you without contraception but seek to murder the tiny life growing inside your body, you may be chagrined to realize that the entire state harbors only a single abortion clinic—and one that is fighting constant legal attempts to shut it down.

Illinois, on the other hand, is one giant fetal meat-grinder, which has pregnant woman from across the barren and ugly Midwest flocking there to rid themselves of their unwanted spawn. And since August of 2018, Planned Parenthood has been building a super-secret mega-clinic in Illinois a mere 13 miles from Missouri’s only abortion facility, one that will sate the feticidal cravings of 11,000 women every year. It’ll be like one giant, airplane hangar-sized homicidal vacuum cleaner chewing up fetuses before they ever have a chance to smell a flower or see the sunshine. And if you find that remotely distasteful, it’s because you hate women and fear their vaginas.

LATEST PRETEEN DREADLOCK-CHOPPING HATE-CRIME HOAX SENDS NATION INTO SPIRAL OF DESPAIR

If there’s anything that will set race relations in the USA back 400 years, it’s the tendency of certain Peeps of Color to fabricate violent acts of hatred against themselves because they are either unable or unwilling to conceive of a world in which white people aren’t constantly boiling over with hatred for them.

Amari Allen is a 12-year-old black girl who attends Immanuel Bible Church in northern Virginia. She recently garnered national headlines after claiming that three white boys at the church held her down, called her ugly, and chopped off her dreadlocks in a searing act of racial hatred.

The press naturally ran with the story like Jesse Owens running from German Shepherds until Allen admitted she’d made the whole thing up. The New York Times, which should be dragged before an international tribunal for denying the Holodomor, made a point of noting the accuser’s race and that of her alleged assailants when the story broke, while it magically scrubbed their races in the headline to the follow-up story.

The church pastor publicly apologized for the fact that little Amari smeared their reputation but felt the need to insist that “our nation was sewn from the fabric of racism,” and even if young black girls are exploiting that fact now, we must always keep our eyes on the prize and never forget all the evil that was done long before any of us was born.

PORTLAND’S GREAT $195 MILLION GENDER-NEUTRAL URINAL-REMOVAL SWINDLE

The city of Portland, OR is an overwhelmingly white place that simply can’t stand overwhelmingly white places.

It also can’t stand the biological reality of sexual dimorphism, which is why it recently voted to bleed taxpayers to the tune of $195 million merely to remove all urinals from the Portland Municipal Building. That amount of money could be used to cut every single homeless person in Portland a check for $14,000, but no—the City Matriarchs decided it was more important to spare the one-tenth of one percent of the population that identifies as a gender different from the one they were correctly assigned at birth the extreme discomfort of seeing a urinal and being reminded that we are born with anatomic differences that make it impossible for women to void their bladders in urinals.

Portland, will you please do the right thing and secede?

HILLARY CLINTON: DEALING WITH BILL WAS LIKE TAKING CARE OF A TRANSGENDER CHILD

World-famous husband-batterer Hillary Clinton—who, for all we know might have a huge penis and a pair of testicles the size of avocados—recently used a disturbing simile to explain why she decided to stay by her husband Bill’s side even after he humiliated her by getting humjobs from a chubby female intern half her age.

She likened it to an experience she had with a friend whose little girl claimed she wanted to be a boy. They all researched the topic of transgenderism and offered the helpful advice that, sure, it won’t mess up your child’s mind to indulge their delusion, because it’s not as if, hey, nearly half of all “transgender” people attempt suicide or anything.

But yes, she actually said that sticking with Bill was a noble and “gutsy” move akin to avoiding the sin of transphobia with a deluded young child, rather than a cunning and ice-cold power move from a woman who makes robots look compassionate.

KANSAS CITY MAN RAPES AND KILLS HIS DAUGHTER, BLAMES SLAVERY

Jerry Bausby is a 43-year-old black man from Kansas City, MO, who was recently sentenced to consecutive life sentences for raping and murdering his daughter, whom he cursed from birth by naming her “Daizsa.”

According to a prosecutor, Bausby only mentioned his daughter once in a 45-minute speech at his sentencing, instead focusing on “racism and what he viewed as slavery in modern America as forming him into what he was.”

Funny—as far as we can recall, slaveowners discouraged slaves from murdering their children because it cut into the profit margin.

STUDY: WHITES LEAST LIKELY TO USE “HATE SPEECH” ON TWITTER

It’s always a treat when “anti-racist” technology that is constructed solely to depict whites as irredeemable agents of hatred winds up proving quite the opposite. A recent study at the University of Cornell in which artificial intelligence was programmed to detect “hate speech” and “offensive content” found that on Twitter, “tweets written in African-American English are abusive at substantially higher rates.” It also concluded that “black-aligned tweets” are “sexist at almost twice the rate of white-aligned tweets.

What’s depressing is that they apparently needed a robot to tell them this. Have they been sleeping under a rock for the past generation?

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-58/

by Takimag

October 13, 2019

The Week’s Swankest, Rankest, and Blankest Headlines

IT’S OFFICIAL: THE CHINKS RULE AMERICA

The NBA is composed of about 450 extremely tall men, most of them black—not that this matters, unless you’re some sort of a racist. Since the average NBA player is 6’7”, if you stacked them all on top of one another, the entire NBA would be nearly 3,000 feet tall.

That’s impressive.

In contrast, the height of a Chinaman or Chinawoman is, all things considered, about 5’4” on a good day. Then again, there are currently 1.386 billion men and women in Chinky-Chinky Chinaland, and if you were so bold as to stack them all atop one other, that’s over seven billion feet tall.

This is why the NBA, in the person of its severely alien-looking head honcho Adam Silver—who looks like Jiminy Cricket had sex with an AIDS-infected bagel, and they had a baby—recently bowed and apologized to China.

Last week, Silver said he was sorry to the People’s Republic of China for the thoughtless and counterrevolutionary tweet by Houston Rockets General Manager Daryl Morey in support of whatever those crazy slants in Hong Kong are doing to protest the mainland Chinese government. Horrified that his own boss had been so reckless as to express a political opinion—and possibly petrified at the thought of all those sales of tiny jerseys and hats to a market of nearly 1.5 billion—Rockets star James Harden made his own apology to the entire nation of China.

Five-time NBA Championship-winning coach Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs—a white man with severely bad acne scars who’s spent his entire life basking in the sweat of black men—criticized President Donald Trump even though it apparently had nothing to do with basketball or Hong Kong, then praised that weird pink kosher praying mantis named Adam Silver for riding on a float during some gay-ass Pride parade:

A couple years…I was walking the streets of New York City during the Gay Pride parade, and I turned around and here comes a float and Adam’s standing on the float with a big sign in support of LGBTQ and I felt great again…

What the hell does that have to do with the price of an NBA ticket in China?

In further retaliation against Daryl Morey’s inflammatory tweet supporting the Hong Kong protestors, the billionaire owner of the New Jersey Nets—some guy named Joseph Tsai who can’t seem to stop squinting—accused his rival owner’s tweet of being “damaging to the relationship with our fans in China” and predicted that “the hurt that this incident has caused will take a long time to repair.”

Oh, get over yourself, Dragon Lady.

In Philly—where the 76ers haven’t won a championship since 1983—a fan says he was booted from a preseason game after holding up a “FREE HONG KONG” sign during the game.

ChiCom propaganda outlet China Daily issued a solemn economic warning to any NBA owners foolhardy enough to insult their nation’s integrity in the future:

The big Chinese market is open to the world, but those who challenge China’s core interests and hurt Chinese people’s feelings cannot make any profit from it.

Via educational propaganda centers called Confucius Institutes, the Chinese government pumps its totalitarian newspeak into college students’ ears in 89 campuses across America.

It’s well-known that Hollywood routinely censors its films to make them more palatable for the massive Chinese market.

No single country on Earth owns more of America’s national debt than China.

It is quite possible that the endless hurricane of poo that’s been flung at Donald Trump since the day he declared he was running for president is because he was vocally critical of the way Chinese officials are outsmarting American politicians.

KANYE WEST SAYS THE USA GIVES HIM THE RIGHT TO BE A COON

Mentally handicapped Grammy-winning entertainer Kanye West is also a Christian who frequently hosts worship services and whose new gospel album is called Jesus is King: A Kanye West Experience.

At a recent hootenanny in Salt Lake City—we didn’t even know they allowed black people there!—West gave a meandering sermon praising Abraham Lincoln, accusing the media of being “mind controllers,” and using one of our favorite words in, like, the entire world:

People call me a coon, because I chose my right – in America we got the right, right? We got the right to our own opinion. They try to tell me because of my color who I’m supposed to pick as the president. ‘You’re black, so you can’t like Trump.’ I ain’t never made a decision only based off my color. That’s a form of slavery, mental slavery.

West was also criticized recently by some group of homosexual weirdos for his brilliant new song called “Closed on Sundays” because it gives a friendly shout-out to gay-bashing fast-food chain Chik-Fil-A:

Closed on Sunday, you my Chik-Fil-A
 Closed on Sunday, you my Chik-Fil-A 
Hold the selfies, put the ’Gram away
Get your family, y’all hold hands and pray…
Follow Jesus, listen and obey 
No more livin’ for the culture, we nobody’s slave

We love when black people mention chicken and slavery in the same song.

FBI: AMERICA’S MOST PROLIFIC SERIAL KILLER IS…[DRUM ROLL] A BLACK MAN!

A mere three years ago, Samuel Little was an unknown killer serving a life sentence in the California desert for three murders. Then, based on the hunches of a Texas Ranger named James Holland who is apparently a wizard at gaining the confidence of psychopaths and making them spill the beans, Little confessed in graphic detail to committing 90 additional murders from 1970-2005.

The FBI has already confirmed 50 of those murders, meaning Samuel Little has slaughtered more people than any other serial killer in American history. Nearly all of his victims were female, and most of them were black.

Oh—and he’s black, too.

Holland interviewed Little for over 700 hours over 48 straight days in 2018. He recalls watching Little scan his memory banks to remember a specific victim:

With Sammy, there’s indications of visualization, of when he’s thinking about a crime scene. He’ll start stroking his face. And as he’s starting to picture a victim, you’ll see him look out and up. And you can tell he has this revolving carousel of victims, and it’s just spinning, and he’s waiting for it to stop at the one that he wants to talk about.

We hate when black people don’t get their due. It ruins the self-esteem of young black males and leads them on a path of petty crime that ultimately ends in serial murder. We also live in a society that constantly accuses young black males of being underachievers when it comes to serial murder, when the fact is that they’re great at it.

WOMAN SLASHES MAN’S THROAT FOR ARGUING WITH HER AT TACO BELL

Caley Mason is a 22-year-old mushroom-shaped Oregon woman with ancestral roots on the Dark Continent and a boyfriend who doesn’t appear to be entirely human. She was recently sentenced to seven years in prison after being found guilty of slashing a man in the throat who apparently had gotten too uppity with her as they were standing in line at a Taco Bell restaurant waiting to be served what passes as food there.

After a brief volley of tense words between the two, Caley exited the Taco Bell to retrieve a knife. Upon her return, she ran up to 48-year-old Jason Luczkow and sliced him straight across the throat, requiring 100 stitches and missing his jugular vein by “just millimeters.”

After the vicious attack, Caley fled the restaurant in her car, along with her husband and two children, aged two and four. She removed the blonde wig shown in the video of the attack, but police later found it “in [her] boyfriend’s pants.”

It’s a shame this happened, because they seem like a nice family.

STANDARDIZED TESTS PROVE CALIFORNIA STILL HATES BLACK PEOPLE

Year after year, the State of California fails to account for why it rigs its standardized tests for English and math so that Asians outperform everyone else while black students lag behind like a three-legged racehorse.

It’s bad enough that only about half of students in Cali—don’t you hate when people say “Cali”?—can meet basic English standards, while only four in ten can squeak by on math.

But now the California Department of Education tells us that only one in three black students get a passing grade in English; in math, it’s a pathetic one in five.

Why does the State of California hate black people, and what can we do to stop it?

TEENS HONOR MAN’S REQUEST TO STOP USING A RACIAL SLUR, SHOOT HIM 9 TIMES INSTEAD

Last month in Phoenix, an unnamed black photographer was shot nine times, mostly from behind, yet he survived, which doesn’t speak very well of the marksmanship of Arizona’s Hispanic gangbangers, who really need to step up their game if they hope to compete in next year’s Nationals at Lake Tahoe.

According to the photographer, he was taking pictures of the gang members in a public park—that was his first mistake—when they started calling him a racial slur. When he asked them to stop, they complied and began shooting instead.

Three teens with Hispanic surnames have been arrested in connection with the shooting. When asked about the specific racial slur they used, all three shrugged in unison and said, “Me no speak-a the English.”

GAY MAN ATTACKED WITH HIS OWN ANTI-HOMOPHOBIA SIGN

In a story that would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic, a gay man holding a sign that protests homophobia was attacked with that very sign in a homophobic hate crime.

Anthony Dolci pretends as if it wasn’t a blatant act of provocation to mince around with a sign that said “MAKE DONALD TRUMP GAY AGAIN” and that he didn’t actually deserve for a man to hit him with the sign and use “several bad language words” to describe the fact that Dolci likes nuzzling up to penises like a kitten likes nuzzling up to a ball of yarn.

But do we really need the signs? Do what you want behind closed doors, but we have a problem with the signs. How about we make a deal—you don’t carry around the gay signs, and we don’t hit you with them?

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-59/

by Takimag

October 20, 2019

The Week’s Most Twisted, Tightfisted, and Blacklisted Headlines

CHELSEA CLINTON SAYS WOMEN CAN HAVE BEARDS AND PENISES

Chelsea Clinton is celebrated around the world as giving Amy Carter a run for her money as the homeliest First Daughter in presidential history.

She has never accomplished a thing in her life and has never hatched an original thought from her brain. She recently published a book called Gutsy Women with her mother, the universally feared carpet-muncher and husband-batterer Hillary Clinton, and we can already tell it’s more full of $#@! than a Port-A-Potty.

While being interviewed by The Sunday Times about women and their guts, though, the mother/daughter tag team showed that they still bear their respective generations’ biases about whether it’s possible for women to have beards and penises.

Chelsea says “yep.” Hillary—who is rumored to have a clitoris over twelve inches long—says “nope”:

Errr. I’m just learning about this. It’s a very big generational discussion, because this is not something I grew up with or ever saw. It’s going to take a lot more time and effort to understand what it means to be defining yourself differently….I think you’ve got to be sensitive to how difficult this is. There are women who’d say [to a trans woman], ‘You know what, you’ve never had the kind of life experiences that I’ve had. So I respect who you are, but don’t tell me you’re the same as me.’ I hear that conversation all the time.

Chelsea disagreed, saying she encourages men with rippling muscles and testosterone levels over 1,200 to compete in women’s sports and batter them unconscious—so long as the deluded men’s feelings are spared.

It marked a stark and irreconcilable difference between the two gals, seeing as how Hillary Clinton has never cared about men’s feelings in her life.

AIR CANADA GOES GENDER-NEUTRAL

If you live in Canada, you have our sympathies. Not only do you inhabit a meat locker, you live in a country that has contributed zero to world culture and is about 15 years further down the psycho-progresso rabbit hole compared to the USA.

In honor of “gender fluidity”—which exists only in people’s minds and not in nature, which is firmly dimorphic—Air Canada has vowed to make its employees—100% of whom were born with either a penis or a vagina—to stop announcing “ladies and gentlemen” and instead refer to them with a simple “everybody.” For its dirty and feral French-speaking citizens, Air Canada will jettison “mesdames et messieurs” in favor of a nondescript “tout le monde.”

The measure is intended to guard the absurdly fragile feelings of the one in every thousand people who are in a constant state of denial about the genitals they were awarded at birth. Pay no mind to whether it makes the other 999 people feel uneasy or even queasy.

It is illegal in Canada to discriminate against someone based on their gender delusions, while it is encouraged to club white men over the head as if they were baby seals.

BRATTY YOUNG WHITE GIRL LOSES NOBEL PEACE PRIZE TO NOBLE BLACK MAN

Greta Thunberg is an annoying young Swedish girl who refuses to acknowledge her white privilege and scoffs at the idea of letting a young Somalian or Bangladeshi female take up the banner of Climate Change Hysteria in her stead. She seems to think she’s really cool and that everyone should listen to her, when in reality she’s just an uppity poopy-head who needs a new haircut.

In Vegas, the odds were that Thunberg would be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for suggesting that the United States should become a Third World Country and let India and China stomp us into extinction because, um, the climate is changing or something.

Sorry, you snot-nosed little white girl—the Peace Prize has instead been awarded to Ethiopia’s Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed for actually, you know, bringing peace upon the earth by engineering an end to the 20-year-old Eritrean conflict, which started years before Greta Thunberg was even born.

Vladimir Putin, bless his beefy pectoral muscles, called Thunberg “poorly informed”:

No one has explained to Greta that the modern world is complex and different and…people in Africa or in many Asian countries want to live at the same wealth level as in Sweden. Go and explain to developing countries why they should continue living in poverty and not be like Sweden. I’m sure that Greta is a kind and very sincere girl. But adults must do everything not to bring teenagers and children into some extreme situations.

Is there any way we can make him our next president?

SOUTH AFRICAN “HATE CRIME PSYCHOLOGIST” BUTCHERED TO DEATH IN HER HOME

In yet another example of virtue-signaling yourself to death, a South African female psychologist who has posed for years as an expert on “hate crimes” has been stabbed to death and had her throat slit by a group of black armed robbers who broke into her house through the ceiling after ensuring that her husband had left to attend synagogue.

Miriam Wilks, 69, received a Ph.D. in Hate Crimes—yes, there’s actually a doctorate for that—from the University of South Africa last year. She was born in Israel, moved to Australia, and finally landed in South Africa, where her arduous efforts in attempting to understand how “hate” works revealed that she didn’t understand the first thing about it.

Her husband Frank returned from synagogue to find his wife of 45 years lifeless and soaked in her own blood.

If he’d returned from church, you probably never would have heard this story.

FIGHTING RACISM IN THE MIDWEST

The city of Madison, WI, boasts a black population of only 7%, which is barely half the national average. Just like so many other places that are understocked with black people, Madison sends itself into conniptions over this thing called “racism”—something that usually only occurs in the presence of more than one race.

Madison recently declared that racism is a “public health crisis” based on the fact that blacks apparently have health problems that the city fathers have concluded are entirely unrelated to their personal habits and despite the fact that black women outlive white men in America. They also mentioned something about the shooting of unarmed black people but failed to note that 93% of cases, it’s another black person shooting them.

In Oak Park, Illinois, a white woman named Susan Buchanan—who is a dead ringer for legendary college hoops coach Bob Knight—recently went on a tirade against all the city’s other elected officials for being a bunch of ignorant white male oppressors—even the mayor, who is a Palestinian immigrant but whom she scolded because his skin is “light enough”:

I am so tired of hearing two white men tell us what systems of oppression are. You have been white from birth. Why are you arguing what is a system of oppression? You’ve never experienced it, so shut up! I don’t want to hear from you!…You are not oppressed people and people in Oak Park are and we are trying to recognize that as a community….This mayor and this board is obviously not willing to face history. We have a chance to make history. It is time for this community to face equity. Enough!…You are a white male! You stop it, you are a white male!

It is quite clear that anyone who has had to spend five minutes in this woman’s presence has experienced oppression.

ILLEGALS IN AMERICA: 11 MILLION OR 22 MILLION?

For years now we’ve heard that there are 12 million illegal aliens in America, and they just keep coming.

Despite the fact that they just keep coming, some sly dog downgraded the total to 11 million, and that number has stuck in the public consciousness.

But citing a study by MIT, immigration official Ken Cuccinelli—whom some suspect is being groomed as Donald Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security—says the number is closer to 22 million.

We need to send them back to do all the jobs Mexicans won’t do.

[Anti Federalist]

The Week That Perished

https://www.takimag.com/article/the-...t-perished-60/

by Takimag

October 27, 2019

The Week’s Cloudiest, Dowdiest, and Rowdiest Headlines

POPE FRANCIS FAT-SHAMES THE WORLD

Since you never see him wearing yoga pants, it’s impossible to tell whether or not Pope Francis is in good shape. Not only do the official church vestments make a man look holy—they cover over a possible lifetime of dietary sins.

But it is not our role to judge. Whether or not he’s being hypocritical, Pope Francis recently agreed—in spirit, at least—with a recent Taki’s Magazine editorial which plainly stated that “Fat People Are Killing Us.”

While addressing some guy with an unpronounceable Asian name who works on food policy for the UN, the pope noted that nearly as many humans are obese worldwide as are chronically hungry—there are 700 million Mr. Fatty Fatpants globally compared to 820 million belly-bloated stick bugs—and said that food “is ceasing to be a means of subsistence and turning into an avenue of personal destruction.”

(On a side note, Avenue of Personal Destruction will always be our favorite Guns N’ Roses album.)

But instead of doing the sensible thing—i.e., telling all the obese people to hand over their sandwiches to the malnourished—the pope had to immediately go full-blown Chapo Trap House hipster communist again:

The battle against hunger and malnutrition will not end as long as the logic of the market prevails and profit is sought at any cost, with the result that food is relegated to a mere commercial product subject to financial speculation and with little regard for its cultural, social and indeed symbolic importance….It is a cruel, unjust and paradoxical reality that, today, there is food for everyone and yet not everyone has access to it, and that in some areas of the world food is wasted, discarded and consumed in excess. To escape from this spiral, we need to promote economic institutions and social initiatives which can give the poor regular access to basic resources.

Or maybe we could start taxing the churches. You can’t have “social initiatives” without taxes, right?

HUNGARY THREATENS TO “USE FORCE” AGAINST UNWANTED REFUGEES

Speaking of hunger—oh, sorry, Hungary—Prime Minister Viktor Orban recently got into a penile staring contest with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, and only history will tell whose penis blinked first.

In what was basically a promise to wage race war, Erdogan threatened to “open the gates” and flood Europe with 3.6 million refugees if Europeans persisted in criticizing his recent decision to stick his toes into Syria:

Hey EU, wake up. I say it again: if you try to frame our operation there as an invasion, our task is simple: we will open the doors and send 3.6 million migrants to you.

Flexing his pecs and puffing up his lats, Orban told Erdogan to kick rocks:

If Turkey sets off further hundreds of thousands (on top of those it has already), then we will need to use force to protect the Hungarian border and the Serbian-Hungarian frontier and I do not wish for anyone that we should need to resort to that.

Erdogan is headed to Budapest next month for a powwow with Orban. We’d take Orban in a traditional wrestling match—and Erdogan if they were to compete in oil wrestling.

ENGLISH POLICE LET MALE RAPISTS DESIGNATE THEMSELVES AS FEMALES

Despite the fact that by now, everyone—including and maybe even especially the trannies—realizes that this whole “tranny” thing is merely a government psyops program to break us psychologically and force us to admit that apples are oranges so long as you please shut up about it, they are never going to shut up about it no matter how pathetically and abjectly we capitulate.

Six different English police forces are now allowing male rapists—and in English law, a penis is necessary to commit rape, so “male rapist” would sound redundant if we weren’t living in an insane asylum—to register their gender as female.

For Nicola Williams, the director of a group called Fair Play for Women who has that perma-trauma look on her face that suggests she might have actually been raped at least once and perhaps serially, this is yet another slap in the face. If you’re gonna be raped, she argues, for heaven’s sake at least let it be by a man with a traditional male organ:

You can’t get much more of a male crime than rape. It would be highly offensive to a woman who was raped to have it written down that her attacker was a female when clearly that was a male with a penis.

It’s also counterfactual and counterintuitive to allege that woman can rape women. As everyone knows, if you get a couple drinks in them and they start making out, they’ll hop in the sack faster than you can say, “Billie Jean King.”

THE EPIDEMIC OF RACISM IN NORTH AMERICAN PARKING LOTS

Parking lots should be a place where all groups, creeds, races, genders, gender identities, sexual preferences, disabilities, accents, and heights can come together to park their cars.

Too often, however, they resemble Klan meetings or beer halls in Nazi Germany.

In Canada—it’s this country to the north of the United States that no one ever thinks about—a simple parking dispute has turned into a mini race war. In British Columbia last August, a Chinese lady named Amy Xu began filming a parking dispute with a woman who appeared to be white and who had obviously not only committed a violation by occupying part of the China lady’s parking space, she also slammed her own door into another car while trying to avoid Chinese street justice.

In the film, which of course went viral because it’s hilarious, a woman subsequently identified as Carla Waldman blows raspberries at the Chinese woman and begins chanting “Chinky Chinky China Lady,” which we must admit is the dadgum catchiest racial slur we’ve heard in a coon’s age. She also tells her, “Go back to China where you belong, ya $#@!in’ $#@!….You give the people a bad name here. We hate you people.”

It turns out that Waldman is Jewish and an active campaigner against anti-Semitism.

Jewy, Jewy—oh, forget it.

In Connecticut, two college students who are described as “white” but appear swarthy and whose surnames are Albanian and Turkish have been arrested…

…that’s right—arrested and charged with a crime…

…after a surreptitious video revealed them walking in a campus parking lot and gigglingly saying the word “nigger.”

Campus police arrested U. of Connecticut students Jarred Karal and Ryan Mucaj last Monday and charged them with violating a new state law that makes it a crime to ridicule “any person or class of people on account of creed, religion, color, denomination, nationality, or race.”

During a campus protest Monday afternoon, hundreds of students allegedly marched in horror at the thought of the “N-word” being uttered at their school, chanting, “It’s more than just a word.”

No, it’s not. It’s just a word. When you think it’s more than just a word? That’s when you start screwing up everything.

A third person seen in the video was not charged, and we’ll assume it’s because he was an N-word.

FESTIVE SEASONAL BLACK-O’-LANTERNS LEAD TO OUTRAGE, DISGUST

Due to public outrage and the looming threat of yet another global race war, a Bed, Bath & Beyond store in Nyack, NY was forced to pull its “controversial” black jack-o’-lanterns after an extremely fat and unpleasant-looking black man named Wilbur Aldridge, director of the regional NAACP, threatened to shame them and shame them and keep shaming them.

The black-o’-lanterns initially caused a stir after a local law firm proudly displayed them outside their offices. In the ensuing hurricane of invective, a spokes-lawyer issued a statement insisting they had no idea that people would be offended by the black pumpkins and that they actually hate racism as much as the next guy—and the next guy hates racism a lot.

These people aren’t going to stop until something bad happens, are they?

HIV-POSITIVE WHITE DJ ACCUSED OF PIMPING OUT NEARLY 700 BLACK GIRLS, NO JOKE

It’s not often that you hear of a white pimp who traffics in black girls—it’s usually the other way around, and to be frank, it’s truly one of the rare entrepreneurial endeavors in which black males excel.

However, a white DJ in South Carolina named Jason Roger Pope—a blank-faced wigger who appears incapable of expressing any emotion on his mug whatsoever—was arrested in August and charged with sex crimes and human trafficking. Arrest warrants state that between July 2017 and July 2019, Pope forced four underage black girls to have sex with him at his home. The youngest was 13.

Oh—Pope is HIV-positive, too. Figured it was time to throw that golden McNugget into the stew.

He is suspected of luring nearly 700 black girls into a life of prostitution. He has a Facebook photo gallery called “DJ Kid (Parties & Girls)” that shows him cavorting—again, each time with absolutely no expression on his face—with more than 100 ladies of Negroidal ancestry.

Jason, if what they say about you is true, what you’ve done is not cool at all—at ALL. But we’d be lying if we said it wasn’t impressive.

GOOGLE BANS FAGGGOTS FROM ITS ADS

Like everybody else, we figured that Google was a “woke” and tolerant corporation. We also assumed that everyone who runs it is gay, just like they are at all the other tech titans.

Boy, were we wrong!

An English restaurant called Fanny’s Rest Stop Café—for you Americans, that translates as “Vagina’s Rest Stop Café”—recently had an ad pulled for its ******s and peas dish because Google’s homophobic algorithmic wizards classified it as “inappropriate and offensive content.”

Wait a minute—what’s wrong with peas?

You don’t have to love the gays, Google. But we thought you accepted them. To hear that you banned them, though, makes us feel like we’re living in Germany in the early 1930s.

[jmdrake]

The Week That Perished

Section 224(a) of the bill prohibits any illegal alien who is sponsoring an “unaccompanied” minor illegal…or who claims they may, you know, one day sponsor one…or who currently lives with an unaccompanied minor illegal…from being deported. This provides a massive incentive for illegal aliens currently bleeding the public coffers to call up minors from south of the border as little baby human shields against deportation.

LOL. I don't know how I missed this the first time! I wish there was a way to "subscribe" to certain posters like you can on YouTube. This is huge! For the record Obama deported dreamer parents and was unapologetic about it. I've been telling people from jump that Trump was promising things that he had no intention to deliver but nobody would listen. ROFLMAO!



Suckers!

[Anti Globalist]

This video has completely changed my view on Baltimore. I'll definitely be making a trip down there in the foreseeable future.

[Swordsmyth]

LOL. I don't know how I missed this the first time! I wish there was a way to "subscribe" to certain posters like you can on YouTube. This is huge! For the record Obama deported dreamer parents and was unapologetic about it. I've been telling people from jump that Trump was promising things that he had no intention to deliver but nobody would listen. ROFLMAO!



Suckers!

That ‘amnesty’ claim is based on section 224 of the budget -- which appears, on first glance, to block the deportation of many people who are illegally in the U.S.
That’s because it states that no funds may be used to detain or deport any "sponsor" or "potential sponsor" of an "unaccompanied alien child." It adds that even any "member of a household" of a "potential sponsor" is now immune from deportation.
But a DHS official told Fox News that terms like "potential sponsor" have precise meanings in Department of Homeland Security regulations -- meanings that severely limit the number of people the budget keeps safe from deportation.


For example, to be a "potential sponsor" according to the DHS regulations, one must file significant paperwork -- such as showing ID (U.S. or foreign) and proof of residency. The adult applying must also submit documents about the child.
Further, because the bill only applies to kids who are unaccompanied, it does not provide protection for those bringing kids into the US.
That would significantly limit the number of people to whom the no-deportation provision applies.


Chris Chmielenski, the deputy director of NumbersUSA, which fights for lower immigration levels and which urged President Trump to veto the budget, told Fox News that the provision is still problematic despite DHS’s clarifications.
“We still have some serious concerns about the provision,” Chmielenski told Fox News. “It still protects these sponsors and/or relatives who make it into the US. That’s not a precedent we should be setting.”
He noted that, despite the paperwork DHS demands of someone to become a “potential sponsor,” some might still try to game the system and that it could still encourage “unaccompanied” kids to be sent over the border.


“We would prefer this wasn't in there. We would also hope this is something that expires at the end of fiscal year,” he said.
The provision in the budget will be replaced by whatever the next budget says.
Another major alleged “poison pill” that may be misunderstood is a clause requiring the federal government to "confer and seek to reach mutual agreement" with local governments before building any wall.
The Center for Immigration Studies, which favors lower immigration levels, tweeted that “the spending bill would give local governments in the Rio Grande (all of which are *heavily* Democratic) the ability to veto the fence. If those blue municipalities don't agree with DHS, the fence can't get built.”
But the DHS official told Fox News on background that the exact language in the budget -- "confer and seek to reach mutual agreement" – nowhere requires the federal government to actually reach an agreement before building fences.
Rather, it just requires DHS to consult with local governments – something DHS already generally does, the official noted.

Trump allies say that the information from DHS shines light on why Trump ultimately signed the bill after reviewing it. Some warned about “disinformation” on Thursday.
“Just spoke with the White House. There will be NO Amnesty and NO path to citizenship,” Sebastian Gorka, a former deputy assistant to President Trump and a Fox News contributor, tweeted Thursday.
Other criticisms of the budget Trump signed include that it allows the Department of Homeland Security to more than double the number of guest worker visas, from 65,000 to 135,000. However, the law merely allows the Secretary of Homeland Security to make such an increase; it would only happen if the secretary authorizes it.
Another matter of contention is that the budget authorizes 45,000 ICE detention beds; an increase from the past budget which paid for 40,520 beds, but less than the number of detention beds ICE actually has.
However, the number of beds authorized by Congress does not actually force ICE to reduce its number of beds, as they can use money from other parts of the budget.
Gorka says the claims of the sky falling are overblown, and also told Fox News that it was silly to call anything in the budget “amnesty” because it’s just an annual budget.
“How is a funding bill that expires before the end of the fiscal year able to create conditions for a lasting ‘amnesty?’” Gorka said.

More at: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dhs...y-poison-pills

[jmdrake]

So and adult with child gets within visual sight of the border, tells the child to walk up to border agents by him/herself as to appear "unaccompanied", the person then goes across the border alone, jumps through some hopes to become an official sponsor of this "unaccompanied minor" and gets immunity from deportation. Explain to me why I am wrong.

That ‘amnesty’ claim is based on section 224 of the budget -- which appears, on first glance, to block the deportation of many people who are illegally in the U.S.
That’s because it states that no funds may be used to detain or deport any "sponsor" or "potential sponsor" of an "unaccompanied alien child." It adds that even any "member of a household" of a "potential sponsor" is now immune from deportation.
But a DHS official told Fox News that terms like "potential sponsor" have precise meanings in Department of Homeland Security regulations -- meanings that severely limit the number of people the budget keeps safe from deportation.


For example, to be a "potential sponsor" according to the DHS regulations, one must file significant paperwork -- such as showing ID (U.S. or foreign) and proof of residency. The adult applying must also submit documents about the child.
Further, because the bill only applies to kids who are unaccompanied, it does not provide protection for those bringing kids into the US.
That would significantly limit the number of people to whom the no-deportation provision applies.


Chris Chmielenski, the deputy director of NumbersUSA, which fights for lower immigration levels and which urged President Trump to veto the budget, told Fox News that the provision is still problematic despite DHS’s clarifications.
“We still have some serious concerns about the provision,” Chmielenski told Fox News. “It still protects these sponsors and/or relatives who make it into the US. That’s not a precedent we should be setting.”
He noted that, despite the paperwork DHS demands of someone to become a “potential sponsor,” some might still try to game the system and that it could still encourage “unaccompanied” kids to be sent over the border.


“We would prefer this wasn't in there. We would also hope this is something that expires at the end of fiscal year,” he said.
The provision in the budget will be replaced by whatever the next budget says.
Another major alleged “poison pill” that may be misunderstood is a clause requiring the federal government to "confer and seek to reach mutual agreement" with local governments before building any wall.
The Center for Immigration Studies, which favors lower immigration levels, tweeted that “the spending bill would give local governments in the Rio Grande (all of which are *heavily* Democratic) the ability to veto the fence. If those blue municipalities don't agree with DHS, the fence can't get built.”
But the DHS official told Fox News on background that the exact language in the budget -- "confer and seek to reach mutual agreement" – nowhere requires the federal government to actually reach an agreement before building fences.
Rather, it just requires DHS to consult with local governments – something DHS already generally does, the official noted.

Trump allies say that the information from DHS shines light on why Trump ultimately signed the bill after reviewing it. Some warned about “disinformation” on Thursday.
“Just spoke with the White House. There will be NO Amnesty and NO path to citizenship,” Sebastian Gorka, a former deputy assistant to President Trump and a Fox News contributor, tweeted Thursday.
Other criticisms of the budget Trump signed include that it allows the Department of Homeland Security to more than double the number of guest worker visas, from 65,000 to 135,000. However, the law merely allows the Secretary of Homeland Security to make such an increase; it would only happen if the secretary authorizes it.
Another matter of contention is that the budget authorizes 45,000 ICE detention beds; an increase from the past budget which paid for 40,520 beds, but less than the number of detention beds ICE actually has.
However, the number of beds authorized by Congress does not actually force ICE to reduce its number of beds, as they can use money from other parts of the budget.
Gorka says the claims of the sky falling are overblown, and also told Fox News that it was silly to call anything in the budget “amnesty” because it’s just an annual budget.
“How is a funding bill that expires before the end of the fiscal year able to create conditions for a lasting ‘amnesty?’” Gorka said.

More at: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dhs...y-poison-pills

[Swordsmyth]

So and adult with child gets within visual sight of the border, tells the child to walk up to border agents by him/herself as to appear "unaccompanied", the person then goes across the border alone, jumps through some hopes to become an official sponsor of this "unaccompanied minor" and gets immunity from deportation. Explain to me why I am wrong.

Because they will be made to remain in Mexico or be sent to the safe third countries that Trump has arranged for.

[jmdrake]

Because they will be made to remain in Mexico or be sent to the safe third countries that Trump has arranged for.

Except....that's not at all what's been happening.

Edit: Nevermind. I saw this.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/12/w...m-seekers.html

[Swordsmyth]

Except....that's not at all what's been happening.

Except it is.

POTUS to pursue an aggressive executive crackdown on immigration