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    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    February 17, 2019

    The Week That Perished

    The Week’s Toniest, Stoniest, and Phoniest Headlines

    The main promise of Donald Trump’s 2016’s presidential campaign, the gleaming white carnation on his tailored suit—“We’re going to build a wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it”—will never come true. On Friday, Trump made sure of it.

    After a belligerent Friday morning press conference in which the president declared a state of emergency in order to allocate funds to build the wall, on Friday afternoon Trump signed an omnibus bill that ensured the wall would never be built. Not only that, the bill ensures the country will be flooded with more illegal aliens than ever.

    Regarding the wall for which Trump had originally demanded $25 billion before backpedaling down to $5.6 billion, the bill doesn’t even deliver what the Democrats had agreed to, which was a puny $1.6 billion. It only allocates $1.375 billion—enough to build about 55 miles of bollard fencing rather than a concrete wall—and it limits construction strictly to the Rio Grande Valley section of the border. And even within that section, construction is prohibited on federal and state lands. Regarding the rest, it requires local authorities—which in South Texas are uniformly Democratic and largely controlled by Mexican drug cartels—to agree to the wall’s construction, which is like asking black people to agree that slavery benefited them. It will never happen.

    Section 224(a) of the bill prohibits any illegal alien who is sponsoring an “unaccompanied” minor illegal…or who claims they may, you know, one day sponsor one…or who currently lives with an unaccompanied minor illegal…from being deported. This provides a massive incentive for illegal aliens currently bleeding the public coffers to call up minors from south of the border as little baby human shields against deportation.

    The bill Trump signed also allocates a record $3.4 billion for refugee resettlement. It doubles the permissible number of unskilled seasonal workers who can apply for H-2B non-agricultural visas. It reduces the number of border detention beds by 18%. It adds $40 million to a program that moves asylum seekers from the border to the country’s interior, where they are almost always released.

    Goodbye, America.

    A mere ten years ago, publicly declaring that men aren’t women and that women don’t have penises would have been an affirmation that one was sane. But oh, how time flies when you let the fruit flies run the asylum.

    Meghan Murphy is a Canadian blogger who identifies as a leftist feminist and socialist, but apparently that is no longer sufficient to prevent the Egalitotalitarian Ban-Hammer from crushing your skull these days.

    It took only two tweets for Twitter—whose CEO, Jack Dorsey, recently admitted on a podcast that he doesn’t believe his website needs to “optimize for neutrality” when choosing whom to ban—to deplatform Murphy.

The first offending tweet involved a simple question:

    How are transwomen not men? What is the difference between a man and a transwoman?

    According to the diktats of Newspeak, “transwoman” is a term that proclaims, against all chromosomal evidence, that a man who claims he’s a woman is actually a woman. A mere decade ago, these delusional people were known as “transvestites.”

    “Oh, how time flies when you let the fruit flies run the asylum.”
    But the tweet that got Murphy unpersoned on Twitter involved her using the word “him” to describe a man who claims he’s a woman. The man in question was involved in some sort of kerfuffle over “genital waxing at beauty salons.”

    On Monday, Murphy filed a lawsuit against Twitter Inc. in a California court, claiming that she was discriminated against for expressing a belief that the majority of Americans still share—i.e., that one’s gender is determined by one’s genitals at birth. Murphy also showed some solidarity with the Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist (TERF) contingent by expressing that the entire trans delusion may be an impediment to feminism:

    The whole situation destroys women’s rights. I don’t even see how we can uphold women’s rights if there is no cohesive definition for women.

    Feminists are annoying and delusional as it is, but they can’t compete with trannies in either category. As much as it pains us to say it, we’ll side with the feminists on this one.

    In similarly depressing and soul-laceratingly ironic news from the UK, a university student has been banned from a “free speech” debate for intrepidly declaring that “women don’t have penises.”

    At some point in the 1940s or 1950s, California must have been a wonderful place to live. But whereas its population was under 10 million at the end of World War II, the Golden State is now crammed with 40 million people, and that’s assuming they’re counting illegals, which is doubtful. The state’s quotient of whites is now only half of what it was in 1970; Hispanics now outnumber Caucasians by more than 50%. It is currently the nation’s most ethnically diverse state, and how you feel about that says a lot about you.

    Despite the fact that it postures as a socially egalitarian paradise, California is saddled with the nation’s fifth-highest rate of wealth inequality. It’s basically a handful of billionaires and their Mexican servants.

    A new poll conducted in January by Edelman Intelligence has found that 53% of the state’s residents are considering leaving California due to high taxes and the exorbitant cost of living. The poll also found that 62% of respondents said that California’s best days are over.

    Of course California’s best days are over. First we were agreeing with feminists, and now we’re agreeing with Californians. Somebody please call a doctor.

    In 2008 the dying nation of Japan enacted a law designed to curb obesity among adults over 40, colloquially known as the “Metabo-law,” which would subject people to weight counseling and ultimate “reeducation” if their waistlines measured above a certain level—“33.5 inches for men and 35.4 inches for women.”

    Now Russian authorities, in their quest to make their entire noble nation as fit and sexy as President Vladimir Putin, are studying the Japanese model. Anna Popova, Chief State Sanitary Officer of the Russian Federation, expounds on the Metabo-law:

    If during the annual inspection a citizen is found with a waist size exceeding the norm, the government imposes restrictions according to which he is obliged to attend regular counseling sessions. Fines for companies that do not care about the health of workers, can reach $19 million.

    Popova says that the Russian Federation has also scrutinized a New Zealand law that requires potential immigrants to present certification that they have a body mass index of 35 or lower.

    We’re not big on laws, but we admire any effort to make the world less fat. Nearly four out of ten adults globally are overweight. This worldwide epidemic of unbridled gluttony must stand no more!

    Although very few people are aware of it, a black pro wrestler who masqueraded as a war paint-wearing Ugandan headhunter named Kamala was born as James Harris. So he was the original “Kamala” Harris.

    The new pretender to the Kamala Harris throne is a California Senator who’s the daughter of a black Jamaican man and an Indian woman who seeks to become our nation’s second mulatto president. Her light skin, verbal erudition, and the fact that she married a white man have many people questioning her “blackness.”

    On a radio show last Monday, Harris sought to firmly establish her blackness by claiming that in college, she smoked weed while listening to the music of convicted rapist Tupac Shakur and suspected murderer Snoop Dogg.

    Harris graduated from Howard University in 1986 and from law school in 1989.

    Tupac Shakur’s first album came out in 1991; Snoop Dogg’s debut was in 1993.

    Her blackness remains in question. We’ll stick with Kamala the wrestler.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    February 24, 2019

    The Week That Perished
    photo credit: YouTube
    Nick Sandmann

    The Week’s Most Surly, Squirrely, and Girly Headlines

    Until it was buried under the avalanche of publicity surrounding the fabulist gay black/Jewish actor Jessie Smollett, the Covington Kids story was the most publicized hate-crime hoax so far this year. The major media jumped on a false narrative about Trump-supporting high-school kids bullying a Native American man until the true story was revealed—namely, that some Black Hebrew Israelites and the Native American man were bullying the kids.

    Now comes news that Nicholas Sandmann—into whose face the dishonest Injun Nathan Phillips banged a drum—is suing the Washington Post for $250 million—the exact sum that Jeff Bezos paid to purchase the paper.

    The defamation lawsuit, which was filed in Kentucky last Tuesday, refers to Nathan Phillips as a “phony war hero” who was “too intimidated” by the Black Hebrew Israelites—who’d been lobbing slurs at the Native American group as well as calling the Covington Boys “future school shooters,” “incest babies,” and “dirty ass crackers”—so he targeted the boys instead:

    Rather than focusing their attention on the Hebrew Israelites, who had been relentlessly insulting both the teenagers for almost an hour and the Native Americans attending the Indigenous Peoples March before that, Phillips and his activist companions approached the CovCath students from a distance while beating drums, singing, dancing, and carrying cameras to capture the confrontation on video….Apparently, Phillips, a phony war hero, was too intimidated by the unruly Hebrew Israelites to approach them, the true troublemakers, and instead chose to focus on a group of innocent children – a much safer endeavor for activist tactics of intimidation.

    The suit goes into extensive detail chronicling exactly what happened, proving that the only people who weren’t aggressors in the debacle were the white Catholic teens that the media smeared. It alleges that the Post published seven “false and defamatory” articles about Sandmann from January 19 to 21 knowing that they were false.

    It is our fondest wish that Nick Sandmann does to the Washington Post what Hulk Hogan did to Gawker.

    A recent survey published by the Woodrow Wilson Foundation confirms that American voters may fall below the global average when it comes to being uninformed.

    When administered, a “multiple-choice version of the test given to immigrants seeking citizenship,” only 38% of naturalized American citizens passed the exam. Under age 45, only 27% passed.

    What’s worse, the only state where a majority of the citizens was the snow-white state of Vermont—and even then, they only squeaked by with 53%.

    Other depressing findings from the study:

    • A mere 15% of Americans knew what year the Constitution was written.

    • A quarter of Americans were unaware that the First Amendment guarantees free speech.

    • Fifty-seven percent of Americans did not know that Woodrow Wilson was president during World War I.

    “The best argument against democracy,” Winston Churchill famously quipped, “is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” And this study confirms it.

    Martina Navratilova is the pelican-faced lesbian whom many consider to be the greatest female tennis player of all time. She has openly declared her lesbianity and has actively agitated for all manner of lesbianic causes.

    Still, it’s not enough these days.

    “It is our fondest wish that Nick Sandmann does to the Washington Post what Hulk Hogan did to Gawker.”
    An LGBT—which stands for “lettuce, garlic, bacon, and tomatoes”—group called Athlete Ally has removed the tennis great from their advisory board after she made some comments alleging that it’s unfair to female athletes to have male-to-female trannies competing against them:

    Martina Navratilova’s recent comments on trans athletes are transphobic, based on a false understanding of science and data, and perpetuate dangerous myths that lead to the ongoing targeting of trans people through discriminatory laws, hateful stereotypes and disproportionate violence.

    Here is a sampling of the hateful and totally unacceptable comments in question:

    You can’t just proclaim yourself a female and be able to compete against women….There must be some standards, and having a penis and competing as a woman would not fit that standard….The rules on trans athletes reward cheats and punish the innocent….Letting men compete as women simply if they change their name and take hormones is unfair — no matter how those athletes may throw their weight around….It’s insane and it’s cheating.

    The only positive to come out of this involves speculating which identity-based group of freaks will start calling trannies hateful and out of touch. Pedophiles? Practitioners of bestiality? Otherkin? We can hardly wait.

    After weeks of unbridled public outrage from politicians, celebs, and media morons about the idea that a gay black actor was accosted in subzero temperatures by two rednecks who punched him, threw bleach on him, wrapped a noose around his neck, called him the “F” word and the “N” word, and then yelled “This is MAGA country!,” Chicago police finally arrested Jussie Smollett last week and charged him with felony disorderly conduct for filing a false police report.

    If convicted, Smollett, who pled no contest to providing false information to police back in 2007, could face up to three years in prison.

    The day after his arrest, Fox TV announced that they were dropping Smollett from the last two episodes of their hit show Empire.

    And last Tuesday, a conservative student at UC Berkeley was punched in the face and threatened with being shot for daring to suggest that hate-crime hoaxes happen.

    As everyone is well aware, the idea that women falsely accuse men of rape is a discredited trope that only serves to fuel misogynist hatred in a culture that encourages rape at every turn.

That’s why it is with great skepticism that we approach a story in the Daily Mail which claims that a 24-year-old university student in China, stricken with guilt for cheating on her boyfriend, accused the man she cheated with of raping her and persuaded her boyfriend to throw chili pepper in his eyes, smash a jar over his head, and kick him in the testicles repeatedly. We also don’t believe that the girl demanded the boy she slept with to write an apology not only to her boyfriend, but to his girlfriend. Neither do we buy the idea that she tried to extort her one-time lover to the tune of $5,000 “in exchange for his future.”

    Anyone who’s spent any time around women knows that women would never do that. And if you say that we’re lying, we have no other choice but to falsely accuse you of rape.

    French President Emmanuel Macron has made it quite clear that he opposes all forms of nationalism, calling it a “betrayal of patriotism.”

    This is why we find it highly confusing that he is in favor of a new resolution being discussed in the French Parliament that would criminalize anti-Zionism by conflating it with anti-Semitism.

    According to Dr. Moshe Kantor, president of the European Jewish Congress, criticizing Zionism is what cowards do when they really want to express all the irrational hatred they harbor toward innocent Jews:

    [I] absolutely welcome this discussion and hope to see it leads to concrete action because it is clear that the overwhelming majority of those who claim to be anti-Zionist use it merely as a cover for their antisemitism…anti-Zionists never claim that any other nation on earth, apart from the Jewish state, should be dismantled or is illegitimate so it is clear that this meets any standard of delegitimization, demonization and double-standards.

    That’s funny—the only double standard we see is the fact that Israel is an ethnostate with a border wall, and we can’t think of a single other nation of Earth that can claim that. Strike it up to our unconscious anti-Semitism.

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    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    March 03, 2019

    The Week That Perished

    The Week’s Sleepiest, Weepiest, and Creepiest Headlines

    In a national epidemic of “soft lynching” that seems designed to degrade and humiliate, people wearing “Make America Great Again” hats are being attacked by illiterate cretins who’s minuscule brains have been programmed to believe that Donald Trump is a bigger threat to national security than Kim Kardashian, Facebook, and herpes. This trend is being referred to as “hat crimes.”

    This week brings three stories of three white Americans being assaulted by three nonwhites—one of whom has overstayed her visa since frickin’ 1994—whose primitive reptile brains were triggered at the site of the red “MAGA” cap like a retarded bull is driven into a meaningless rage by a matador’s cape.

    Forty-one-year-old Rosiane Santos of Falmouth, MA, has been arrested and charged with assault, battery, and disorderly conducted after yanking a MAGA hat off the Caucasian cabeza of a 23-year-old Trumper named Bryton Turner. According to the alleged victim, he grew so annoyed at the heckling of Santos—who apparently drinks on the job—that he began recording her as she taunted him for daring to be such an antisocial psychoapth that he wore a hat honoring the nation’s president.

    According to a police report, when cops arrived, Santos explained that a MAGA hat has no place in a Mexican restaurant. As they carried her off to jail, she again tried to remove the hat from Turner’s head.

    When contacted by a reporter, Santos offered the following apologia:

    I had a little bit to drink maybe that’s the reason that I couldn’t walk away but being discriminated for so many times in my life, I just had to stand up for myself. He’s not a victim. I am the victim. I have been bullied, OK?

    Santos has reportedly been taken into custody by ICE officials and will likely be sent back to Brazil.

    In the breathtakingly scenic state of New Jersey, a 19-year-old black teen has been arrested for allegedly attacking an 81-year-old MAGA-hat-wearing man in a grocery store. According to the victim, the youth verbally taunted him as he attempted to leave the store. Then he grabbed his hat, seized his arm, tossed him to the ground, and knocked over his cart of groceries.

    Video footage from Oklahoma shows a white student who’s wearing a MAGA hat and toting a Trump flag being taunted by an 18-year-old black male who knocks the hat off his head, grabs his flag, and, ironically, calls him “niggger.”

    If you haven’t heard any of these stories in the mainstream press, it’s no coincidence.

    It was only a few weeks ago that Virginia Governor Ralph Northam faced the soul-scalding experience of being called a “racist” due to some yearbook photos that either depict him in a Klansman’s outfit or in blackface—it’s hard to tell, because there were two people in the picture. Northam denied that either one was him, although he admitted he once dressed up in blackface to portray Michael Jackson in a dance contest.

    Northam held onto his job by pledging to devote the remaining three years of his term to groveling before blacks and fellating the very idea of blackness.

    Then his wife goes and mucks up the program by asking some black students to hold cotton bolls and imagine what it was like to be slaves.

    Apparently Virginia First Lady Pam Northam is involved in some tour where she takes students to some vintage cottage and tells them to hold samples of cotton and tobacco so they can imagine how much it must have sucked to be a slave. Her error here was to hold out the cotton for some black students to touch—in the year 2019, for Pete’s sake!

    According to a black woman named Leah Dozier Walker, who actually has a job in something called the Office of Equity and Community Engagement at the State Department of Education, Mrs. Northam effectively whipped and raped the students:

    The Governor and Mrs. Northam have asked the residents of the Commonwealth to forgive them for their racially insensitive past.…But the actions of Mrs. Northam, just last week, do not lead me to believe that this Governor’s office has taken seriously the harm and hurt they have caused African Americans in Virginia or that they are deserving of our forgiveness.

    Del. Marcia Price, a black woman who’s a member of the state’s black caucus—sensing a pattern here?—scolded and shamed and remonstrated Mrs. Northam:

    The cotton itself is a symbol of murder, rape, displacement and the radiating effects of the trans-Atlantic slave trade that black Virginians are still experiencing today….I don’t know that you have to have actual cotton handed to the children to understand slavery was bad.

    In South Carolina, a black mother is distraught and upset and triggered and traumatized by the fact that her 10-year-old son was told to pick cotton and sing a “slave song” as part of a school project about…the Great Depression.

    Don’t ask us to make sense of this. We’d rather stick knitting needles in our eyeballs.

    Nikki Joly is an aggressively ugly, short and dumpy woman who claims she’s a man, possibly because by all known metrics, she fails as a woman. A local paper in her hometown of Jackson, MI named her “Citizen of the Year” after her efforts to open a gay community center, organize a gay festival, and pass an ordinance that forbids anti-gay discrimination.

    Joly’s house burned down in 2017, killing the three cats and two German Shepherds that were inside. After the fire, she posted on Facebook, “Yes, be angry, be very angry. Use that anger to force good! Use that anger to make change.”

    Now she has been arrested and charged with setting the blaze, allegedly because “he [sic] had been frustrated the controversy over gay rights had died down with the passage of the nondiscrimination law.” You heard that correctly—according to rumor, Joly killed all five of her pets because she was frustrated that the town wasn’t supplying her with an adequate dosage of hatred.

    A black woman named Darnell Byrd-McPherson is the mayor of the itty-bitty, teeny-weenie town of Lamar, SC. Last month she claimed to be the victim of a savage hate crime when it appeared that someone had sprayed a yellow substance on her car. In the wake of this heinous incident, she told a TV reporter:

    We are grateful the person or persons did not try to take our lives but the culprits will be identified and prosecuted….Love conquers hate and my husband and I refuse to be intimidated by those who perpetrated this act of vandalism which I classify as an act of hatred.

    Unfortunately for Mizz Mayor, investigators discovered that the mysterious yellow substance was merely pollen.

    What kind of country to we live in where even pollen hates black people?

    After more than four years of having his name dragged through the mud on bogus rape allegations, a former student at Miami University of Ohio—which is the Ruth’s Chris Steak House of colleges—has been vindicated. Identified in court documents only as John Doe, he was suspended after a female acquaintance accused him of sexually assaulting her despite the fact that the school acknowledged that the girl had initiated contact and John Doe was too inebriated to consent. John Doe sued after his suspension, and a judge ruled that the school had been unfair in its kangaroo-court treatment of him. Doe and the school have agreed to a private settlement for an undisclosed sum, which should at least keep him awash in beer and hookers until he settles down with a gal who isn’t prone to false rape allegations.

    Jareth Nebula—without even researching, we are convinced beyond the pubic-hair-sized wisp of a doubt that her parents didn’t name her that—is a female-to-male transsexual who describes herself on Facebook as “Trans/Agender, Demisexual/Graysexual, Blue Alien, MisfitGoth, Body Mods, Disabled, J-Fashion, Potato.”

    If that isn’t enough to make you want to kick her in her nonexistent nuts, Nebula now claims she has grown tired of being transgender and wants to transcend it by becoming a “transalien” and wants to have her nipples surgically removed so she feels less human:

    I know I’m stuck in a human form and that’s how I’m perceived by others – but to me, I’m an alien with no gender….After coming out as transgender and believing I had finally found myself, I realized I was wrong – I wasn’t male or female, or even human….I don’t think or feel like humans. I can’t really explain it to others – I’m simply otherworldly….I didn’t feel comfortable as either gender or even anything in between….I know I’m stuck in a human form and that’s how I’m perceived by others – but to me, I’m an alien with no gender.

    Nah, you’re just a severely messed-up chick.

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    Easy way to tell what the truth is. Watch the news, and believe the exact opposite of what they tell you.
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    Easy way to tell what the truth is. Watch the news, and believe the exact opposite of what they tell you.
    Thats pretty much what I always do.
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    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    March 10, 2019

    The Week’s Most Divided, Misguided, and Lopsided Headlines


    Joe Biden is an unnecessary politician from an unnecessary place named Delaware—a grim, postage-stamp-sized patch of land which became the nation’s first state and then gave up. Through extensive and often gory plastic surgery, as well as a hardline regimen of teeth-whitening that borders on the carcinogenic, he often manages to convince people he is less than 900 years old.

    Polls show that, as a white man among a ragtag gaggle of one-eyed communist Muslim lesbian competitors, Biden has the best shot at winning 2020’s Democratic nomination for president.

    But there’s one problem besides his personality: He wasn’t always as fond of Negroes as he now pretends to be. Yes, we realize he was Barack Obama’s deferential Chattanooga Shoe Shine Boy and that he once marveled that, for a black man, Obama was amazingly “clean” and “articulate,” but no amount of groveling these days can atone for once, a long, long time ago, saying things that imply that black folks are anything less than gods among humans.

    Comments have recently emerged from a 1975 interview Biden gave to some local Delaware publication that nobody has ever heard about—not even in Delaware. In a political climate where one may be forgiven for raping children but never for saying bad things about The Blacks, these comments threaten to cast a Grim Reaper-sized shadow over Biden’s looming candidacy:

    I do not buy the concept, popular in the ’60s, which said, “We have suppressed the black man for 300 years and the white man is now far ahead in the race for everything our society offers. In order to even the score, we must now give the black man a head start, or even hold the white man back, to even the race.” I don’t buy that…. I don’t feel responsible for the sins of my father and grandfather. I feel responsible for what the situation is today, for the sins of my own generation. And I’ll be damned if I feel responsible to pay for what happened 300 years ago….

    We’ve lost our bearings since the 1954 Brown vs. School Board desegregation case. To “desegregate” is different than to “integrate.”… I am philosophically opposed to quota systems. They insure mediocrity….

    It is one thing to say that you cannot keep a black man from using this bathroom, and something quite different to say that one out of every five people who use this bathroom must be black.

    I oppose busing. It’s an asinine concept, the utility of which has never been proven to me.

    Biden’s handlers are scurrying to reassure us that when he was young—which would have been sometime around the Civil War—Biden fought to desegregate a movie theater and thus force whites to miss all the dialogue because blacks like to scream at the movie screen. They also tell us that he was once the only white employee at a black swimming pool, which surprised us because we were unaware that black people are able to swim.

    However, we are glad that these 1975 comments have been made widely available to the public. We had no idea that Joe Biden was so cool, and we plan to vote for him in 2020.


    It comes as no surprise to anyone with two brain cells to rub together like a cricket rubs its legs that the main reason Donald Trump and all his supporters are inhuman is because they see others as inhuman. You don’t even have to be “woke” to realize that. Basically, you simply don’t have to be in a coma to realize that it’s wrong to dehumanize others, which is why Trump and his supporters all need to be dehumanized—constantly.

    “Indecline” is a group of righteous freaks who are so firmly on the right side of history that they are in danger of falling off the planet. They gained some notoriety for installing naked statues of Donald Trump all across the country as if they weren’t secretly jealous that he gets more tail in one week than all of them do in a lifetime combined.

    Their most recent project, which was unveiled to a gasping public of junkies and tourists last Sunday, was called “Hate Breed,” and it involved placing dog collars on 20 white men dressed in white T-shirts and MAGA hats, then walking them with leashes on all fours to visit Donald Trump’s star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. Each self-loathing white beta who volunteered to be part of this conceptual abortion also wore a dog tag bearing the name of someone the group considers to be racist—Ann Coulter, Steve Bannon, David Duke, and Richard Spencer all received personal dog tags.

    A press release from Indecline attempts to make sense of this live-action chemical spill:

    The project, entitled “Hate Breed”, speaks to race relations in America, specifically the patience exhibited by those most affected by racism and bigotry and their willingness, despite having the greatest right to anger, to walk their attackers down a path to empathy….

    Even though those afflicted by hate have the greatest right to anger, often it is only through their kindness or sacrifice that we are able to walk down ignorance until it’s worn out enough to debate in earnest.

    Protip: If you’re seeking empathy and earnest debate, don’t treat people like dogs.


    All over the world, it seems like people wanna party like it’s 1939.

    A furor of righteous outrage has spread like wildfire throughout the Southern California town of Newport Beach, inflaming the loins of decent locals who can’t wrap their innocent brains around why a group of kids suspected to be either current students or recent graduates of a local high school would dare to arrange red plastic cups to form a swastika at a recent weekend party.

    Thankfully, officials at the Newport-Mesa Unified School District polished their good-guy badges and sent a letter to reassure local parents that they were not in any way, shape, or form, cool with forming swastikas out of red plastic drinking cups:

    We were recently made aware of social media postings involving some students who created inappropriate anti-semitic [sic] symbols, and possible underage drinking. While these actions did not occur on any school campus or school function, we condemn all acts of anti-semitism [sic] and hate in all their forms.

    Notice how they’re far less concerned with the “possible underage drinking” than they are with the swastika? Underage drinking kills over 4,300 American youths yearly. When was the last time a swastika killed anyone?

    …yeah, OK, but that was a long time ago and as the saying goes, swastikas don’t kill people, but people wearing swastikas sometimes killed people.

    In Washington, DC, students at the super-posh Sidwell Friends School—a Quaker joint where the yearly tuition is $42,000 and where Barack Obama sent both of his daughters—recently caused an anti-Hebraic kerfuffle when they disrupted a public presentation by flashing usernames that included swastikas onto a large projection screen, causing heartache and heartburn throughout the school and several local communities.

    Once more, the school’s headmaster sent out a letter to the parents, reassuring them yet again that he was not “down” with Hitler:

    I am disappointed, dismayed, and deeply sorry that such an incident could take place at our School. Racism and anti-Semitism will not be tolerated in this community.

What really sucks is that this is 2019 and people still need to say these things. What sucks even worse is that they seem to feel like they need to say these things every five minutes.

    In Belgium, as reported by a journalist named Cnaan Liphshiz, the president of the Belgian League Against Anti-Semitism, Joel Rubinfeld, is kvetching about an anti-Semitic parade float that his fellow tribesperson Mr. Liphzhiz described thusly:

    The display features two giant puppets with streimels, hats favored by some Orthodox Jews, in pink suits. They both have sidelocks. One of the puppets is grinning while smoking a cigar and extending a hand, presumably to collect money. That puppet has a white rat on his right shoulder. Both puppets are standing on gold coins and have money bags at their feet.

    All along the parade route, the puppets danced to a song about “bulging coffers” that had “Jews getting extra fat.”

    “Prices are rising, so who do they blame?” Rubinfeld asked and then answered before giving anyone else a chance: “The fat, greedy Jew.”

    Further outrage was engendered when Belgian carnival enthusiasts on Faebook described Jews as “dick cutters” and “whiners with sausages for ears and woolly curls on their heads.”

    OK, now we’re offended.


    As the desert kingdom of Saudi Arabia stretches, yawns, and wipes the sand from its eyes to face the modern world, a new wave of nationalism threatens to supplant the old wave of theocratic religious psychosis.

    Although the Saudis are making sensible moves such as curtailing the power of the nation’s religious police, they are also doing absolutely insane things such as allowing women to drive.

    Whereas “infidel” used to be the social-shaming epithet of choice, it is being replaced by “traitor.” And ordinary, poor-as-dirt Saudi citizens are being urged to go on witch hunts against anyone perceived as less than 108.9% loyal to their homeland:

    Accusations of betrayal are lobbed online, printed on threatening notes and trumpeted in red letters on newspaper front pages. Anyone perceived as showing the kingdom in a bad light can be targeted, even comedians poking fun at its idiosyncrasies.

    Most people, sadly, can’t seem to breathe without feeling entitled to abuse others, whether in God’s name or that of the almighty state. Under such circumstances, being an impenitent sociopath is clearly the only moral choice.


    If it isn’t emasculating enough to require penis-enlargement surgery, how much more horrific is it to die during the surgery, only to be carted off to heaven by guardian angels who are laughing at you?

    Thus was the fate of bloodthirsty diamond merchant Ehud Arye Laniado, who suffered a fatal heart attack after having his penis injected with an unidentified substance during a doomed quest to have his diminutive schvanz match his bank account in size.

    It was a mere four years ago that Laniado sold the world’s most expensive diamond to a Chinese businessman whose last name, ominously, was “Hung.”

  9. #8
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    March 17, 2019

    The Week’s Most Bathetic, Emetic, and Splenetic Headlines


    An exclusive Harris poll reveals that Generation Z—a cohort that comprises a quarter of the American population and consists of people who were born in the mid-1990s or afterward and have never known a world without the Internet and are effectively mental retards with a maximum attention span of three seconds—prefers socialism to capitalism, although they’d probably be incapable of defining either term without using at least one “LOL” and three emojis.

    The poll also found that the top three voting issues for these wet-behind-the-ears whippersnappers are “mass shootings, racial equality, and immigration policy and treatment of immigrants,” which suggest that Gen Z is as easily brainwashed by popular media as any prior generation, with the stark difference being that this is the first generation in history that seems to think that committing suicide is a virtue.

    While historically illiterate young voters were busy embracing the sort of socialism you can put on a T-shirt, 77-year-old sclerotic nebbish
    Bernie Sanders, who never even had a job until he was 40 and thus has no idea what it’s like to be a member of the working class, walked head-on into the side of a glass shower door, busting his wrinkled head and requiring seven stitches. His campaign rushed to assure everyone that Mr. Sanders, who seems ready to burst an artery from a rage-induced stroke at any moment, did not actually fall—he simply walked head-on into a shower door, as if that makes it any better.


    It was not a good week for Jews—even though if it had been a good week, they tend to kvetch so much, you couldn’t tell the difference, anyway. What’s the sense of being happy if you’re always going to complain?

    White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who to our knowledge is suspiciously non-Jewish, dodged questions at a White House press conference last Monday as to whether Donald Trump actually said “Democrats hate Jewish people” during an RNC fundraiser at his Mar-a-Lago resort. Sanders made clear, however, that she and Donald Trump absolutely adore Jews—far more than the Democrats, who have had multiple opportunities to disavow, condemn, shun, ostracize, and torture members of their party who don’t make huge public displays of Jew-lovin’ like the Republicans do.

    In New York City—lotta Jews there—the NYPD’s hate-crimes unit is investigating the horrifying defacement of a Brooklyn subway-stop poster of octogenarian Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The word “DIE” was written on her forehead, “JEW” was scribbled across her glasses, and a swastika was drawn over her mouth.

    As luck would have it, Ginsburg is Jewish.

    “There is no room for hate in NYC,” the NYPD tweeted.

    Are we talking about New York City? There’s more hate there in a square mile than there is in all the land south of the Potomac.

    Polish Jews are shvitzing over the fact that a newspaper called Only Poland has an article on its front page called “How to Recognize a Jew.” Individual Jew-markers include “Names, anthropological features, expressions, appearances, character traits, methods of operation, ” and “disinformation activities.” The paper also asks, quite ominously, “How to defeat them? This cannot go on!”

    Leszek Bubl, the paper’s publisher, is described as “a fringe nationalist political candidate and sometime musician who has sung about ‘rabid’ rabbis.”

    And finally, the Southern Poverty Law Center, the nation’s premier Stalinist witch-hunting organization, has fired co-founder Morris Dees for undisclosed reasons, but if we had to guess, he probably made a fart joke in front of a female employee. Either that, or they finally realized he’s not Jewish.


    Are you a poor-and-oppressed minority living in Southern California who for some reason is depressed that you aren’t living in Zimbabwe?

    Fret no more, sweet dusky ally—San Diego State University is offering a “Racial Healing Workshop,” a safe space free of white people that is designed to make Dark Students feel a tiny bit better at the fact that their low SATs and low grades in no way mean that they are inferior students.

    The workshop will be hosted by Dr. Cheryl E. Matias, who describes herself as an “Assistant Professor & Motherscholar, Ph.D. in Race and Gender Studies in Education, Studies in the Emotionality and Psychoanalytics of Whiteness,” and we swear that she doesn’t sound like a complete idiot.


    With all of the hoopla and hullabaloo over the recent Jussie Smollett hate-crime hoax, we have cautioned our readers to approach every lurid and overhyped story of Hate Gone Wild as “false until proven true.”

    Thankfully, the following story, although lurid, was not hyped at all, so we will assume it’s true.

    Last Friday and Saturday in Upper Manhattan and the Bronx, a total of 11 white New Yorkers were approached by a black man who thinks he’s a woman and then pepper-sprayed in the face. The delusional dude allegedly approached a white couple in the Bronx and reportedly said something about how much he hates white people.

    According to a police report of the incident:

    They were approached by the defendant who kicked both victims and sprayed a substance in their face….The defendant approached a 30-year-old male and a 24-year-old female, asked them if they were white and displayed a sharp object causing fear. The female victim was sprayed in the face with an unknown substance causing redness, burning and discomfort.

    News reports are referring to the suspect, 37-year-old Thomas Heard, as a “transgender woman,” which is a polysyllabic way of saying “man.” Mr. Heard, who calls himself “Tasha” when he’s feeling feminine, has been charged with assault and menacing as a hate crime.


    Darryl Rowe is a Scotsman who was jailed for life in 2018 after it emerged that the HIV-positive homosexual went on a deliberate campaign to infect other men after learning of his positive status. He is now the antihero of a new BBC documentary called The Man Who Used HIV As a Weapon.

    Over eighteen months of random hookups via the gay dating app Grindr, Rowe interacted with hundreds of men; he is confirmed to have infected at least five of them with HIV. His MO was the same: Either he’d insist on having unprotected sex or he’d snip a hole in a condom and deliberately shoot his toxic seed up the rectums of unsuspecting partners. Then he’d wait at least a few days—long enough to render any retroviral cocktails worthless—before taunting his prey via text message that he’d infected them. Some of his sample texts include:

    Maybe you have the fever. I came inside you and I have HIV LOL. Oops!

    You have HIV. Lol.

    You can’t get rid of me. You’re gonna burn. I ripped the condom. You’re stupid. I got you.

    You’re a $#@!ing revolting jackass. Ha Ha Ha Ha. I’d taken the condom off.

    I hope you enjoyed four of my loads. I have HIV.


    While handing down his life sentence, Judge Christine Henson accused Rowe of conducting a “determined hateful campaign of sly violence”:

    You are the first individual to be sentenced for Section 18 offences in the context of infecting others with HIV. With the full knowledge of the risk you posed to others and the legal implications of engaging in risky sexual practices, you embarked on a deliberate campaign to infect other men with the HIV virus….Unfortunately for five of the men you met your campaign was successful.

    To this day, despite the keening sadism of his text messages, Rowe denies knowing that he was HIV-positive, claiming that he was certain that he had been cured by drinking his own urine.


    We don’t hate all lesbians, only the ones who hate everyone who isn’t a lesbian—which, when you think about it, is nearly all of them.

    However, we found enough room in our shriveled little hearts to generate three or four calories worth of warmth for a pair of aging lezzies named Lee and Sue—they refuse to give their last names and won’t pinpoint their age beyond describing themselves as being in the “third trimester” of life—who have carved out an adipose little wheezing niche for themselves online as perhaps the world’s preeminent pair of old, fat, weed-smoking lesbians.

    Whatever your feelings about weed—it’s not the drug itself which is nearly as annoying as its users—Lee and Sue rightly point out that marijuana is a far safer and effective way to deal with pain than opioids, which are ravaging their home state of Maine as brutally as they’re ripping apart predominantly white rural areas throughout the country.

    Look at us, approving of lesbians. But that’s how bad the Great White Death has become—we’ll tolerate a gassy duo of old weed-puffing clam-diggers if it means one less corpse due to the Sackler family’s Oxycontin.

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  11. #9
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    March 24, 2019

    The Week’s Most Grueling, Mewling, and Befooling Headlines


    The Southern Poverty Law Center is misnamed for the following reasons:

    1) SOUTHERN: Despite the fact that its headquarters are located in Alabama, it is aggressively anti-Southern by dint of the fact that it views Southern history as one giant stain against all things good;

    2) POVERTY: Its endowment is close to a half-billion dollars, dwarfing that of the NRA and even the ACLU;

    3) LAW: It is very selective in what laws it deems worthy of defending: For example, it equates the enforcement of current immigration laws with “hate.”

    Despite its relentless posturing as an anti-“hate” organization, it seems propelled by a cancerous hatred toward all things white and male. And most disturbingly for anyone who believes that objective journalism is not only desirable but somewhat achievable, the mainstream press unquestioningly reprints SPLC press releases as if they were gospel truth. The SPLC also advises huge tech companies on exactly what constitutes “hate” and why it should be banned.

    But despite its leaders’ savviness regarding how to make millions by exploiting modern taboos, they seem unaware that there is no end to “social justice” and that merely by having light skin and being male, their own witch-hunting would ultimately turn the witches on them, too.

    On March 13, the SPLC—which has been linked to at least two terrorist shootings—announced that it had fired its co-founder Morris Dees, a lawyer and direct-marketing millionaire who once campaigned on behalf of George Wallace and received money from the KKK to defend people who’d assaulted Freedom Riders at a bus station in Montgomery, AL. It would also surprise the SPLC’s seemingly endless pool of gullible donors to learn that as recently as 1994, Dees—by then a multi-millionaire—claimed, “probably the most discriminated people in America today are white men when it comes to jobs.”

    According to Dees’s divorce papers, his stepdaughter Holly accused him of trying to molest her with a sex toy when she was 18:

    He was in his underwear and he sat on the bed where Holly was lying on her stomach facing away from the door. He touched her on the back and woke her up. He told her that he had brough [sic] her a present, and he presented her with a vibrator. He plugged it in and said he had brought it to her. He proceeded to rub it on her back and said ‘Let me show you how to use it.’…[H]e started to place it between he [sic] legs when she raised her voice and said no loudly….About two hours later, she had fallen back asleep and he came back in….He brought the vibrator with him, plugged it in and said again, ‘Let me show you how to use it.’ He tried to show her again by putting it between her legs, but she raised her voice again and he stopped. He took it and left.

    One day after Dees was fired, the Los Angeles Times reported that two dozen SPLC staffers had signed a letter protesting “mistreatment, sexual harassment, gender discrimination, and racism” at the organization. Hilarious!

    On Friday, SPLC president Richard Cohen resigned his position “in order to give the organization the best chance to heal.”

    Last Wednesday—published before Cohen’s resignation and possibly a contributing factor to it—the New Yorker ran an essay by former SPLC staffer Bob Moser that did a bang-up job of shaming the shamers at their own shame game:

    For those of us who’ve worked in the Poverty Palace, putting it all into perspective isn’t easy, even to ourselves. We were working with a group of dedicated and talented people, fighting all kinds of good fights, making life miserable for the bad guys. And yet, all the time, dark shadows hung over everything: the racial and gender disparities, the whispers about sexual harassment, the abuses that stemmed from the top-down management, and the guilt you couldn’t help feeling about the legions of donors who believed that their money was being used, faithfully and well, to do the Lord’s work in the heart of Dixie. We were part of the con, and we knew it.

    Incoming female staffers were additionally warned by their new colleagues about Dees’s reputation for hitting on young women….The work could be meaningful and gratifying. But it was hard, for many of us, not to feel like we’d become pawns in what was, in many respects, a highly profitable scam….

    Outside of work, we spent a lot of time drinking and dishing in Montgomery bars and restaurants about the oppressive security regime, the hyperbolic fund-raising appeals, and the fact that, though the center claimed to be effective in fighting extremism, “hate” always continued to be on the rise, more dangerous than ever, with each year’s report on hate groups. “The S.P.L.C.—making hate pay,” we’d say.

    We pray for the day when, due to the relentlessly reduction ad absurdum nature of the “social justice” biz, the only person left working at the SPLC is a cancer-stricken, one-limbed, polysexual transgender mulatto Jewish dwarf infected with all known strains of HIV. Then, and only then, will justice roll down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.


    It’s truly none of our business whether or not Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel used to frequent a gay bath house in Chicago, nor should it matter to use whether or not his alleged wife Michelle is actually a man.

    Regarding the latter contention, Joan Rivers floated the idea that Michelle is a man, and according to Alex Jones, she may have been murdered by Michelle for spilling the beans.

    Now comes word that Obama’s half-brother Malik—who wears a MAGA hat, once promised that Barack would “be a good president for the Jewish people, despite his Muslim background,” and in 2017 tweeted an image of what is reputedly Barack Obama’s real birth certificate from Kenya—asked the following pointed question on Twitter:

    Is Michelle Michael?

    We have no desire to examine Ms. Obama’s genitals for a definitive answer. All we know is that Barack Obama has referred to her as “Michael” at least twice.


    Barbra “The Anteater” Streisand, recently released from her cryogenic chamber while it receives a spring cleaning,defended dead King of Pop Michael Jackson not specifically against sexual abuse allegations, but about whether what he was accused of doing was bad.

    Interesting angle there, Babs.

    In an interview with The Times, the chanteuse who has a bigger proboscis than any other female singer in history said that his accusers are “absolutely” telling the truth, but what’s the big dillio?:

    His sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has. You can say ‘molested,’ but those children, as you heard say, they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children, so it didn’t kill them….I feel bad for the children. I feel bad for him. I blame, I guess, the parents, who would allow their children to sleep with him. Why would Michael need these little children dressed like him and in the shoes and the dancing and the hats?

    Wait a minute—the hats? We didn’t know about the hats. He’s lucky he died when he did, because if we’d known about the hats, we would have killed him.


    We’re not certain whether or not Princeton Theological Seminary uses the same racial handicapping system regarding admissions as Princeton University does, but if so, black students they are already rewarded 280 SAT bonus points compared to Asians and 230 points vis-à-vis whites.

    Still, obviously much more needs to be done and countless more boatloads of dollars need to be spent if we ever hope to see black students and Asian students reaching intellectual parity at Princeton—or anywhere else, for that matter. (A recent racial scandal erupted when it was revealed that New York City’s most elite high school, operating on a merit-based system regarding student selection, is 74% Asian and only 1% black.)

    Black students at Princeton Theological Seminary, alarmed to learn that since Princeton was founded long before the Civil War and some of its benefactors owned slaves way back then, are demanding that the school set aside over $5 million yearly to help “make amends” for things that happened at least 154 years ago.

    Prediction: They could toss $10 trillion yearly on scholarships for blacks, and 154 years from now, Asian students would outperform them to the same degree that blacks currently outperform Asians in the NBA.

    Another prediction: Within 154 years, Asian scientists will be able to graft detachable and machine-washable 10-foot legs onto Asian humans, enabling them to outperform blacks in the NBA.


    Imagine teaching a course on “German Folklore” that excludes German folklorists. Or picture a class on “Lesbian Flemish Painters” that covered everything but lesbians, Flemish people, and painters.

    A course called “American Political Thought” at the University of Colorado purposely ignores every white male who ever had a political thought. According to the syllabus provided by instructor Chad Shomura—who is possibly male but is definitely not white:

    This course aims to develop an understanding of American political life from the margins. Rather than surveying traditional figures of American political thought, it attends to historically marginalized voices at the crossings of race, gender, sexuality, and nation. It explores issues such as intersectionality, antiblack racism and the American Dream, ordinary life, borderlands and migration, public feelings, mental health, and settler colonialism. The materials we examine also exceed the usual genres of American Political Thought. They include, among other things, poems, an ethnography, academic articles, a novel, and a hacked tarot card set.

    There is no mention of the Founding Fathers or any of the presidents, at least not all the white ones.

    It’s obvious that white males need to secede from America.

  12. #10
    I've been lolling at "hat crimes" for a good 20 min now
    A savage barbaric tribal society where thugs parade the streets and illegally assault and murder innocent civilians, yeah that is the alternative to having police. Oh wait, that is the police

    We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
    - Edward R. Murrow

    ...I think we have moral obligations to disobey unjust laws, because non-cooperation with evil is as much as a moral obligation as cooperation with good. - MLK Jr.

    How to trigger a liberal: "I didn't get vaccinated."

  13. #11
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    March 31, 2019

    The Week’s Most Screwy, Gooey, and Jewy Headlines


    Just when you thought the arc of the moral universe was bending toward justice in the case of fabulist actor/hate-crime hoaxer Jussie Smollett, that arc bent over, grabbed its ankles, and was forcibly sodomized without lubrication.

    Last Tuesday, the Illinois state’s attorney’s office abruptly announced that it was dropping all 16 felony charges against the disgraced actor who staged a fake hate crime against himself in a story that had more gaping holes than his body does. Mind you, there was no announcement that he had been found innocent—in fact, Joseph Magats, the Cook County attorney handling the case, said that he believed Smollett was guilty—but, hey, it’s time to heal and Mr. Smollett had no criminal record and should be set free to spread his ebony butterfly wings and continue flitting about the world even though his actions could have sparked a nationwide race war.

    Magats had taken over the case after Kimberly Foxx—a state’s attorney who admitted she’d told Smollett’s family that she was trying to get Chicago authorities to drop this hot potato of a case and hand it over to the feds—recused herself after essentially committing a crime and walking free in this land of horrid white supremacy.

    Their hides chafing, Chicago’s Fraternal Order of Police issued the following statement in the wake of the prosecutor’s giant puss-out:

    The FOP is outraged by the decision to drop charges against Smollett, but not surprised….Since Kimberly Foxx has taken office, she has transformed the prosecutor’s office to a political arm of the anti-police movement. We renew our call for a federal investigation of her role in this case and expect the media to conduct a thorough investigation.

    Tiny-fingered Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, in a possible act of sincere bravery or—which is much more likely—a cold political calculation—chastised the decision as well:

    This is a whitewash of justice. It’s Mr. Smollett who committed this hoax. He’s still saying he’s innocent, still running down the Chicago Police Department. How dare he? How dare he? It is wrong. Full stop.

    Er, we’re not sure that “whitewash” is the proper term here.

    The City of Chicago sent Smollett a letter demanding that Smollett pay restitution of $130,106.15 for their costs incurred in the investigation of the bogus hate crime, adding:

    Ultimately, the Chicago police investigation revealed that you knowingly filed a false police report and had in fact orchestrated your own attack….If the amount is not timely paid, the Department of Law may prosecute you for making a false statement to the City.

    Wait just a cotton-pickin’ second: Didn’t they just drop 16 felony charges related to him making a false statement to the city? Do they think we’re gullible enough to believe they’d prosecute him for making a false statement regarding a promise to pay restitution for making a false statement in the first place?

    Apparently so.

    For his part, Smollett is claiming that the dropped charges represent a total exoneration and that his mama didn’t raise no liar, oh, no, she di’n’t.

    Our hope is that the feds pick up the case and prosecute him for that thing he did where he mailed a letter to his office that contained white powder and a death threat. As far as we know, that’s against da law.


    First they came for the white supremacists—all three of them—and you said nothing.

    Now Facebook has announced that it is banning all iterations of “white nationalism” and “white separatism” because there’s really no difference between those things and “white supremacy,” despite the fact that there are clear distinctions between all three terms, because even though supporters of these ideologies hardly ever encourage violence, that’s what they’re really gunning for, and if we don’t silence them and put them in camps, who knows when they’re going to start gunning down poor old black ladies in wheelchairs and innocent Muslim chemo patients riding shotgun on those wheelchairs?

    Equating white nationalism with “hate”—as these $#@!s are wont to do while expecting we can’t tell the difference—Facebook’s wormy spokespeeps explained:

    Today we’re announcing a ban on praise, support and representation of white nationalism and white separatism on Facebook and Instagram….It’s clear that these concepts are deeply linked to organized hate groups and have no place on our services…over the past three months our conversations with members of civil society and academics who are experts in race relations around the world have confirmed that white nationalism and white separatism cannot be meaningfully separated from white supremacy and organized hate groups….People searching for these terms will be directed to Life After Hate, an organization founded by former violent extremists that provides crisis intervention, education, support groups and outreach.

    Black nationalism? Not a problem.

    Asian nationalism? It’s only natural.

    Jewish nationalism? De rigueur.

    White nationalism? Get the $#@! outta here.

    Slowly, we began to hate Facebook.


    Just because the average erect penis size of North Koreans is 3.8 inches and 4.3 inches for Chinamen doesn’t mean it’s OK to mock Mother Nature’s cruel underendowment of Oriental males.

    It’s funny as all get-out, but that doesn’t make it OK.

    The Washington Examiner just ran the following headline about Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang, and if there’s a funnier headline from now until Election Eve 2020, we’ll eat a box of condoms on live TV:

    Andrew Yang ‘self-conscious’ about his wang

    Last year in his book The War on Normal People, Yang recalled being taunted by non-Asian bullies in school about the astronomically high statistical possibility that he was packing a tampon between his legs:

    ‘Hey, Yang, what’s it like having such a small dick? Everyone knows Chinese guys have small dicks.’…I became quite self-conscious. I started wondering if I did indeed have a small dick.

    He wondered? There’s only one way to find out. We thought Asians were good with things such as numbers and measurements.


    Because we are a nation driven apart by division and separatism and difference and disunity, we all need to come together as one, and in order to achieve this, we need to keep all the white people out, and if you don’t understand this, we’re going to report you to Facebook for being a white separatist.

    Last week in the beautiful but crime-ridden coastal Georgia town of Savannah, a black church held a black meeting with black politicians and posted a “Black press only” sign on their welcoming doors of inclusion. According to the black people who attended, there was talk of inclusion and unity, but if you have a problem with excluding white people, you don’t realize that this country guarantees freedom of association for everyone but white people, you whitey-white bigot.


    In order for men to shed their toxic veneer of masculinity like a bunch of snakes molting their skin in a serpentine circle jerk, they must come together and cuddle one another so long as they don’t have back problems, aren’t fat, and promise that they won’t get boners in the process.

    This is the goal of the Men’s Therapeutic Cuddle Group, some squirrelly weekly get-together in suburban Philly designed “to provide a safe, structured, and platonic environment for men to experience ‘the three As’: Acceptance, Affirmation and Affection.” As long as you have a penis, they don’t care if you’re black, white, yellow, brown, or teal, but they warn that “men with back or knee injuries, or those suffering from obesity may find it difficult to fully participate.”

    The group insists that all cuddling be nonsexual in nature and demands that all men shower before attending. However, they note that “most men experience some level or arousal during cuddling. This is completely normal…we’re all guys. We just ignore it. There is no shame here!”

    That’s precisely the problem—there is no shame there. There should be.


    Because diversity is our strength and because illiterate Nigerian savages need to be imported to do the dismembering that Italians won’t do, it is no surprise that a Nigerian drug dealer with the hyper-ironic name of Innocent Oseghale is currently on trial for the murder of an 18-year-old Italian girl whom he also allegedly dismembered—while she was alive.

    According to a witness in Mr. Innocent’s trial, the accused began stabbing indigenous Italian Pamela Mastropietro immediately after raping her and then, assuming she was dead, he left the scene to summon help in dismembering her. After they returned and started severing her foot, she allegedly cried out for help, spurring the vibrant migrants to stab her until she shut up forever.

    If this is progress, we’d rather live in the Stone Age. People seemed more considerate back then.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  14. #12
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    April 07, 2019

    The Week’s Most Wheezing, Teasing, and Displeasing Headlines


    According to the recently released General Social Survey, Americans who identify with no religion now edge out Catholics and Evangelicals, and all three groups leave mainline Protestants in the dust.

    The survey found that people with no religion—identified as “nones”—accounted for 23.1% of the population in 2018, beating Catholics by a razor-thin one-tenth of a percent and Evangelicals by six-tenths of a percent. Mainline Protestants, whose numbers have seen a 62.5% decline since the early 1980s, run a distant fourth with a mere 10.8%, but at least they can take slim comfort that they still outnumber the Jains and Hare Krishnas.

    The survey finds that over the past three decades, the quotient of Americans who say you can take your organized religion and stuff it up your hellhole has ballooned by 266%. A concept known as “secularization theory” argues that “as countries become more industrialized and prosperous then the throwing off of religion becomes more normalized.”

    This should come as no surprise, though. Studies have consistently shown that religious belief is negatively correlated with intelligence. And across the globe, religious faith is most intense in places such as turd-infested dummy zones such as Africa and the Middle East.


    Brittney Cooper is “an associate professor of women’s and gender studies and Africana studies,” which sounds about as intellectually challenging as swatting at tsetse flies.

    She says that the concept of time is a white thang.

    From a TED talk she delivered:

    Typically, we talk about race in terms of black and white issues. In the African-American communities from which I come, we have a long-standing multigenerational joke about what we call CP time or colored people time. Now, we no longer refer to African-Americans as colored. But this long-standing joke about our perpetual lateness to church, to cookouts, to family events and even to our own funerals remains. I personally am a stickler for time. It’s almost as if my mother, when I was growing up, said, we will not be those black people. So we typically arrive to events 30 minutes early. But today I want to talk to you more about the political nature of time; for if time had a race, it would be white. White people own time.

    So THAT’S why black people are always late!

    She also says that the concept of time has “a political history bound up with the plunder of indigenous lands, the genocide of indigenous people and the stealing of Africans from their homeland.”

    That sucks!

    You know who doesn’t have a concept of time? The Australian aborigines, and look how well that worked out for them. Maybe white people are onto something with this whole “time” thing.


    To be fair for once in our friggin’ lives, we’ve never considered Middle Easterners to be white. Anyone with a functional pair of peepers knows that they tend to range in hue from mocha cappuccino to the color of goat urine.

    Americans of Middle Eastern origin are starting to also notice that they aren’t white, because they aren’t getting any of the handouts that nonwhites are entitled to in this rampagingly white-supremacist country.

    Sarah Shabbar, whose ancestors were Jordanian, says that she didn’t have a big deal with being considered white until she got to college and realize that there was no special free money set aside for Arabs.

    David Shams, an Iranian, likens officially being considered white to a stigma:

    It makes me feel unheard, like I’m shouting into this void saying that we’re not white and no one is listening….Having the federal government label us as white, while our social status is anything but, further stigmatizes our position in society….We have no recourse. We have no way to talk about diversity or discrimination because if we’re white, we can’t be discriminated against based on race. And so we’re left in this gray area.

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all ingrate intruders.


    France, a country that some Taki’s Mag staffers aren’t exactly fond of, is experiencing a wave of burglaries and desecrations in Catholic churches across the country.

    Such blasphemies include feces smeared in the form of a cross on a church wall, teenagers urinating in holy water fonts, graffiti of satanic symbols, Virgin Mary statues shattered and lying in pieces, Jesus statues decapitated, and consecrated eucharists spread randomly on the floor.

    A sociologist with the gay-sounding name of Phillipe Poiter seems to finger Muslims rather than Satanists for the crimes: “Part of the population has not been socialized as Christians and does not realize what these attacks on the sacred can mean.”

    We think he’s wrong—not about who’s committing the crimes, but about whether they realize what these attacks symbolize. We believe they’re fully aware of what they’re doing.


    Kaz James is a 37-year-old Englishman who, due to some quirk of either neurology or personality, believes that he is a dog.

    The store manager from Greater Manchester eats out of a dog bowl and wears a £2,000 fur suit that makes him look like a dog, and when you really think about it, if he was actually a dog like he claims he is, he wouldn’t need that suit.

    Kaz attempts to explain why he’s so weird:

    I didn’t ever feel like a human, I always felt like a dog that was really out of place. I never really had a name for it, being a pup wasn’t a thing I knew about. When I met other people like me I felt I could be myself. I was known by my friends for saying hello to them by grabbing hold of the collar of their shirt in my teeth and biting or licking them, very canine-type behaviors. It was always how I was. The first time I heard the term of being a pup was through a pup I met online, he was the first person I met who was like me. Through him, I knew other pups and learned a whole new language of this other world that I didn’t know about with a whole bunch of other people who were like me. It was a liberating moment knowing there were other people like me, having felt properly weird for the longest time.

    Woof woof.


    Forty-seven-year-old Andrew McClinton is a black man who lives in Jackson, MS, a town which is 80% black and really should be enough for him to feel comfortable and calm down about the phantom demon of “racism.” If anyone’s kicking anyone’s ass for racial reasons in Jackson, MS, we have a strong suspicion that they aren’t melanin-impaired.

    McClinton recently pleaded guilty to burning down the Missionary Baptist Church in Greenville, MS, a week before the election and spray-painting VOTE TRUMP on the church’s charred remains.

    Errick D. Simmons, the mayor of Greenville and therefore a man who should at least know how to spell “Eric,” mentioned something about “the past and history” and how we should focus on bad things that happened to black people decades and centuries ago rather than bad things that black people are actually doing today.


    In 2014, an Australian woman named Sarah Jane Parkinson accused her fiancée of rape and assault after what was, as luck would have it, the day she’d embarked on another relationship with a new man. When police arrived at her house, she’d gone to the trouble of undoing her jeans and giving herself a head injury that she blamed on hapless fiancée Daniel Jones.

    Jones was tried, convicted, and spent five months in a creepy, moldy (we made that part up) Australian prison until investigators concluded that Parkinson was full of beans.

    Upon his release, Jones lamented:

    I thought she was the love of my life….I’d just built a house and she’d moved in with me, everything was going well. I had everything going right… and in that instant, everything just went to $#@!…. There were times when I considered ending it all….[She is] a lying, vindictive, cancerous woman.

    The lyin’ Aussie hussy has been convicted of filing a false police report and will now have to spend three years in a creepy, moldy Australian prison.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  15. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of all ingrate intruders.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

  16. #14
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    April 14, 2019

    The Week’s Stingiest, Mingiest, and Whingiest Headlines


    Master hacker and exotic dancer Julian Assange has been holed up in London’s Ecuadorian Embassy since 2012 when they offered him refuge from some rather flimsy rape charges regarding a 2010 incident in Sweden.

    Now the Ecuadorians have sent him kicking and screaming into the hands of police officers who hauled him into court to face charges for skipping bail in the UK. He was then slapped with a US extradition request for hacking an estimated 750,000 classified documents. He is expected to face further charges in the US for espionage, a crime that carries a potential 20-year sentence.

    As fate would have it, his arrest came one day after Assange’s Wikileaks website released a trove of documents accusing Ecuador of an “extensive spying operation” and a month after the IMF approved a $4.2 billion aid package from Washington to Ecuador. Officials accused Assange of being a stinky and combative tenant who was prone to smearing feces on the walls. To be fair to the Ecuadorians, Assange does look like he’s aged 40 years since being holed up in their Embassy and bears the appearance of a man who smells terrible.

    Airheaded tit monster Pamela Anderson, who claims to have had a sexual relationship with Assange while he was in captivity, went on Twitter to accuse Ecuador of expelling Assange because he “exposed” them. She also accused the UK of being “America’s bitch” and that they “need a diversion from your idiotic Brexit bull$#@!.”

    You may want to take it down a notch, Pam. You’re not helping.


    A long time ago, Chuck D from black nationalist hip-hop group Public Enemy said that “rap is black America’s CNN,” which would make sense if CNN anchors were constantly threatening to slit bitches’ throats and shoot people between the eyes over the slightest sign of disrespect.

    A 26-year-old Florida rapper named Christopher Maurice McCallum—he really needs to work on the name there if he ever wants to sell records—has been arrested and charged with threatening a mass shooting after he posted lyrics on Facebook threatening to “catch you at a Gator game and shoot the whole campus up.”

    Other rappers are throwing their support behind the legal appeals process for Mayhem Mal, née Jamal Knox, who was arrested in 2012 after police found a loaded gun and fifteen bags of heroin in his car. Shortly after his arrest, Mr. Mal released a rap track threatening the two officers who’d busted him—and naming them in his song. He was subsequently jailed for making terroristic threats. His defenders claim the legal system and “society” simply don’t understand hip-hop and that the lyrics aren’t meant to be taken seriously, even though, you know, he mentioned the two cops by name.

    French rapper Nick Conrad has been punished—if you could call it that—with a suspended fine for a video he made called “Hang White People” that shows Conrad kidnapping, torturing, and hanging a white man. It also contains the lyrics “I go to the nurseries, I kill the white babies. Catch them quick and hang their parents!” As with Mayhem Mal, Conrad and his supporters are claiming that white people are taking it all way too seriously because they are racists who don’t understand or even attempt to appreciate the deep nuances and complexities of black culture.


    In 2010, 94 British children were referred to the Gender Identity Development Service clinic for possible counseling as to how to poison themselves with hormones and delude themselves that they are anything other than the gender in which they were born.

    Last year, over 2,500 children were referred, and at least five clinicians have resigned, claiming that gender conversion therapy for children is scientifically untested and potentially dangerous. According to one of the clinicians, all of whom are unnamed:

    I felt for the last two years what kept me in the job was the sense there was a huge number of children in danger. I was there to protect children from being damaged….This experimental treatment is being done on not only children, but very vulnerable children.

    Carl Heneghan of the University of Oxford underlines the idea that none of this gender voodoo has been established as safe or even efficient:

    Given paucity of evidence, the off-label use of drugs in gender dysphoria treatment largely means an unregulated live experiment on children.

    The message is clear: The only reason one would object to using children as sexual guinea pigs is because one is blinded by irrational hatred.


    Philip Adamo is a professor at Augsburg University in Minneapolis. He was recently suspended for reading the following sentence from James Baldwin’s The Fire Next Time aloud in class:

    You can only be destroyed by believing that you really are what the white world calls a niggger.

    Pardon our unbearable whiteness, but that sounds harsher toward white people than toward The Blacks.

    Regardless, word spread like racial wildfire among students that Adamo had said the “N” word in class. The next day, students requested that Adamo leave the class, which he did while additional students filled the classroom. Adamo tried to justify his behavior via emails, but it was too late. He was suspended.

    He has subsequently apologized and pretended that even mentioning the word causes “harm,” but as anyone who is familiar with leftist totalitarianism knows, attempting to compromise or apologize will only make them sink in their talons deeper.


    A Canadian Christian preacher who is so blinded by hate that he actually thinks that men are men and women are women has been fined $55,000 for referring to a biological male as a “biological male.”

    Last month, a woman in England received a knock on the door by police after she identified a child based on the, er, gender it was assigned at birth. This sort of thing happens again and again on that tiny soggy island that ruled the planet a mere century ago.

    Starting in 2015, New York City legalized fines of up to a quarter-million dollars for the crime of calling a boy a boy. In Oregon, a teacher received a $60,000 settlement in 2016 after accusing his/her/its associates of refusing to submit to the delusion that it somehow had swapped out the gender that Mother Nature had given it.

    Are you starting to feel that they’re just messing with our heads?


    Everyone knows that lesbians are the most unpleasant people in the world and that if they truly enjoyed being with other women, they’d smile every once in a while.

    As further proof that they can’t get along with anyone, some especially mouthy carpet-munchers are now urging their muff-lickin’ sistas to reject the rest of the “LGBT” community. A self-described “lesbian feminist activist” who has given herself the edgy name of “Angela Wild” rails against the gays, the bisexuals, and the trannies in a rant called “Lesbians need to get the L out of the LGBT+ community.” She claims that the male-to-female trannies, sometimes with penises intact and pointed in her direction, are forcing her to have sex with them under the ruse that it is authentic lesbianism:

    Our research findings show that lesbians are under huge pressure within their LGBT+ groups to accept transwomen as sexual partners so as not to be labelled as trans-exclusionary radical feminists – or Terfs – and subsequently excluded by their GBT groups.

    Lesbians who responded to our survey also reported experiencing sexual violence from transwomen ranging from online grooming, domestic and sexual violence as part of a relationship, sexual harassment, sexual assault (including in women’s toilets), coercion and rape.

    Ms. Wild also claims that lesbos who refuse to have sex with trannies are being called “transphobic bigots” and “Nazis” who should be “dragged out by our saggy tits.”

    We have no comment. We just want these dizzy broads to keep catfighting.


    Living in a white supremacist patriarchy as we do, we are endlessly sold the debunked trope that women are something less than innocent goddesses and that they are often manipulative and malicious, especially toward one another.

    A recently published study called “Aggression Toward Sexualized Women Is Mediated by Decreased Perceptions of Humanness” only serves to perpetuate such destructive myths:

    Researchers have argued that the regulation of female sexuality is a major catalyst for women’s intrasexual aggression….Results showed that women rated another woman lower on uniquely human personality traits when she was dressed in a sexualized (vs. conventional) manner. Lower humanness ratings subsequently predicted increased aggression toward her in a behavioral measure of aggression. This effect was moderated by trait intrasexual competitiveness; lower humanness ratings translated into more aggression, but only for women scoring relatively high on intrasexual competition.

    In other words, if women encounter another woman whom they suspect may be sexually attractive to men, they will dehumanize her in order to feel completely righteous about clawing out her eyeballs.

    H. L. Mencken once defined a misogynist as “a man who hates women as much as women hate one another,” but his views can be discounted because he was not only a confirmed misogynist but also a card-carrying anti-Semite.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  17. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    A long time ago, Chuck D from black nationalist hip-hop group Public Enemy said that “rap is black America’s CNN,” which would make sense if CNN anchors were constantly threatening to slit bitches’ throats and shoot people between the eyes over the slightest sign of disrespect.
    Give it a few more years and replace "bitches" with "MAGA hat wearers".
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

  18. #16
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    May 26, 2019

    The Week’s Most Busted, Disgusted, and Maladjusted Headlines


    Daryush Valizadeh—don’t ask us to pronounce it, because we don’t know, either—is an American-born writer of Persian and Armenian ancestry who is better known as “Roosh V.” Since early in this millennium, he has carved a niche for himself as the most high-profile blogger in the “manosphere,” which initially emerged as a reaction to radical feminism and its devastating effects on gender relations. Roosh has written several travelogues about how to use “game”—i.e., manipulating female psychology in order to “bang” them. His audience seems to consist almost exclusively of young males who are apparently clueless about how to seduce women and therefore hang around with other young males in order to accuse one another of being ****.

    More recently Roosh has amped up the ***-bashing to the point where he claims that our degenerate society is forcing men to become fixated on the female posterior in order to make men gay. He also claimed that Listerine mouthwash has become gay.

    If there’s anything gayer than seeing gayness in everything, we are unaware of it.

    Now, like so many others in the dissident right, Roosh has repented and is pretending that he found God.

    He claims that the recent death of his sister from cancer combined with his own experiences with “hedonism,” as well as an alleged “message” he received while on psychedelic mushrooms, has forced him to reject the “red pill” in favor of the “God pill.” He also claims he has started reading the work of E. Michael Jones, a race-denier who recently tweeted that if it were not for the Catholic Church, Europe would be as destitute as Africa.

    Whereas Roosh used to posture as someone with an intimate knowledge of female psychology, he remains single and unmarried at forty and has apparently given up the whole “game” game and is blaming his lack of success with females on…drum roll, please…SATAN:

    Modern women are influenced by Satanic influences that control how their sexuality is displayed. Therefore when you are immediately aroused by a woman’s body in public, and drop all rational to desire her intensely, you are being tempted by Satan. She is merely the conduit.

    Last week he also announced that his online forum—which used to consist almost exclusively of discussions about fornication and premarital sexual activity—is now banning those discussions because they apparently vex God grievously:

    Due to my recent return to faith, my sense of morality is becoming based on the Bible. I’ve stopped a lot of behaviors that I’ve used to do and am in the process of making other changes. I’ve also realized that the majority of my published materials and online platforms lead men into sin or enable them to partake in sin. I no longer want this to occur, so I am implementing two new rules on this forum that are effective on June 1, 2019….You can no longer discuss fornication or pre-marital sexual activity….

    Good luck with the whole neo-Amish thing. We’re absolutely certain that the way to win the hearts and minds of our youth is to forbid them from having any fun.


    Brittany Sorey is a 30-year-old mother of six in Florida who was recently charged with filing a false police report and released on a $216 bond—all as punishment for making a false rape accusation that led to a man’s death.

    In late March, Sorey’s husband was arrested after she accused him of menacing her with a Glock handgun and shoving her to the ground during a domestic dispute over “infidelity allegations.”

    Last month she told police in Largo, FL that an unidentified Hispanic man forcibly entered her apartment and “battered her and vaginally penetrated her with a broken broom handle and a box cutter.”

    She made the same claim when grilled by detectives.

    Sorey and her brood later vacated the apartment but let a friend named Timothy Hignite stay there. According to court papers, on May 10 a neighbor, 60-year-old Michael Peterson, knocked on the apartment door demanding repayment of a loan he’d made to Ms. Sorey. Peterson was allegedly drunk and belligerent, and when Hignite called Sorey to tell her what was going on, she reportedly told him that the man who was screaming in the background sounded like the man she claimed had raped her in March.

    When Hignite attempted to go outside, he was allegedly attacked by Peterson. He stabbed Peterson to death but is not being charged because police ruled it was in self-defense.

    After Peterson’s stabbing death, Sorey reportedly told police that she had “fabricated the entire report of sexual battery and that it never happened.”

    A warning to Ms. Sorey: Next time a man gets killed because you falsely accused him of rape, you will also be charged $216, so hold your tongue next time.


    The Boston Museum of Fine Arts recently apologized for something about which they apparently didn’t need to apologize, but no one wants to make the black kids and their black teacher angry, now, do they?

    According to middle-school teacher Marvelyne Lamy, when she attempted to take her black students to the museum, a staff member told her group:

    "No food, no drink, and no watermelon."

    A museum spokesperson responded that the staff member actually had said:

    "No food, no drink, and no water bottles."

    Museum officials apologized for basically enslaving and whipping the children again, dredging up centuries-old traumas. They also promised to torture their staff with sensitivity training. Hopefully they will also train their employees to meticulously enunciate the term “water bottles” in the future.


    A recent study by the National Association of Scholars finds that American colleges are becoming more segregated than at any time since the Jim Crow Era. This only applies to blacks segregating themselves, because as we all know, there is nothing more supremely evil on Earth than when white people do it.

    Surveying 173 colleges, the study found that 80 of them (46%) segregate orientation programs; 75 (43%) allow for black-only residential arrangements; and 125 (a robust 72%) allow for all-black graduation ceremonies. Slightly over two-thirds of colleges in the survey provide for “Diversity Fly-Ins,” in which nonwhite students receive an all-expenses-paid trip to visit the campus before deciding to enroll.

    Although these race-based programs are ostensibly designed to protect nonwhite students from all the alleged “racism” constantly foisted upon them by the whites, we suspect they may actually be intended to make black students feel less ashamed about suffering a graduation rate that is 20% lower than for white and Asian students as well as SAT scores that are, on average, 177 points lower than those of white students.


    (Hey, how about that, some good news at last. May this become a trend. - AF)

    Pieter Bosch Botha, AKA Pieter Howes, was a gay white “journalist, actor and director” who made his bones on Twitter by taunting President Trump and bashing the very notion of “whiteness.” He stated that all white people—even the “good” ones—are racists.

    In an article titled “On South Africa’s White Genocide Myth And How Right-Wing Afrikaners Are Dividing The Nation,” Howes wrote:

    White South Africans have never apologized for Apartheid and colonialism. A few feeble and wholly inadequate acknowledgments have been attempted by some whites. However, the historical pain that weighs heavily on the shoulders of black people has never been compassionately and unequivocally recognized….Now, repeat after me: There is no white genocide taking place. Again. There is no white genocide taking place.

    Early in May, Botha killed himself.

    Repeat after us: If there is to be a white genocide taking place, we’d prefer it to be an auto-genocide by white people who hate their own skin.


    Writing in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, scientists from Stanford University and the U. of Virginia have concluded that when it comes to success, confidence is more important than ability.

    The researchers pored over 150,000 applicants for small business loans in Mexico as well as 250 American college undergraduates performing mock job interviews and found that, according to the Times, “the most reliable predictor of success…was not ability, but overconfidence.”

    This tends to contradict earlier studies that claim self-esteem and performance may actually be inversely correlated.

    But if the new study is true, we finally have empirical evidence that Dunning-Kruger effect is a blessing rather than a disability.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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  20. #17
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    April 21, 2019

    The Week’s Most Defamatory, Inflammatory, and Confirmatory Headlines


    One needed the sentience of a rock to be able to ignore the deep symbolism behind the specter of the Notre Dame Cathedral burning last Monday in Paris—here was a presumably ineffable symbol of France, of Europe, and of Christendom that was nearly 1,000 years old, and it was immolating before the world’s eyes. Pundits are straining with every last sphincter muscle to throw cold water on any speculation that the blaze was the result of arson, especially at the hands of Islamists.

    What almost escaped notice entirely is the fact 875 churches were vandalized last year in France, and over 1,000 the year before amid a wave of what’s being dubbed “militant secularism,” possibly because newsmen choke on the words “Islamic extremism.” According to Republicans MP Valerie Boyer, “Every day, at least two churches are profaned.” This includes burglaries and graffiti and smashed glass and feces smeared on walls.

Still, we are counseled not to focus on these anti-Christian attacks because to do so would steal some of the thunder from Jewish victims of all the alleged anti-Semitic attacks raging through France, many of which are presumed not to have actually been committed by Jews.

    And we must never forget the rancid stench of Islamophobia that pervades Paris and which led to such atrocities as the Charlie Hebdo massacre and the Bataclan theater attack. Nothing causes Muslims to go on shooting sprees like the idea that Muslims go on shooting sprees.

    If anyone is to be blamed for the fire, it is obviously France’s Christians. In a series of interviews given for Rolling Stone, one reputed expert of something-or-other called the cathedral “a deep-seated symbol of resentment” whose renovation must “be dealt with critically” in order to more adequately represent a “divided France.”

    In fact, a prominent Israeli rabbi blames the fire squarely at the Christians who helped build Notre Dame. Taking it upon himself to speak for all Jews, Shlomo Aviner explains that Christianity “is our number one enemy throughout history. [They] tried to convert us by arguments and by force, carried out an inquisition against us, burned the Talmud, expulsions, pogroms. Western anti-Semitism draws from Christianity’s hatred of the ‘murderers of God.’ It also had a role in the Holocaust.” Aviner suggests that God waited nearly 800 years after Christians staged a mass burning of Talmuds to strike back and avenge his Jewish children in his inimitably wrathful way.


    Bret Easton Ellis is a gay author who gets away with saying things that gay people aren’t supposed to say, because then if they call him a “******,” they’re the ones who look bad and he’s a victim and the whole sick cycle starts again and everybody winds up with AIDS.

    In a recent interview, Ellis related how he had to tell his boyfriend to shut the hell up about Donald Trump and get the frick over it or he’d have to eat his Hot Pockets without the mayo and red pepper on them like he likes them.

    Ellis says that the millennial generation, which he refers to as “Generation Wuss,” suffers from “childlike fascism” and “demented narcissism” that lead to “oversensitivity, their sense of entitlement, their insistence they were always right despite sometimes overwhelming proof to the contrary, their joint tendencies of overreaction and passive-aggressive possibility.”

    He also describes his internal dialogue when listening to someone spew out the same moldy old Trump Derangement System they’ve been vomiting since June of 2015. See if it doesn’t sound exactly like what’s going on in your head when you hear one of these loons start howling at Venus:

    [I’d] stare at them while a tiny voice in the back of my head started sighing, You are the biggest $#@!ing baby I’ve ever $#@!ing heard in my entire $#@!ing life and please you’ve got to $#@!ing calm the $#@! down — I get it, I get it, you don’t like $#@!ing Trump but for $#@!’s sake enough already for $#@!’s sake.

    What he said—you really need to calm the heck down.


    In case you were naïve and stupid and gullible and weak-brained enough to think that Donald Trump’s election would ease pressure on publishers of dissident-right materials, think again, Beaver Cleaver, because we might as well have elected Stalin.

    If they aren’t banning you from social media and deplatforming all of your publications, they’re making it impossible for you to feed yourself. Now comes word that Chase Bank is suspending the bank accounts of anyone they consider “Alt-Right,” which from a recent phone conversation with a Chase representative appears to be anyone who ever thought a kind thing about Donald Trump. Chase recently suspended the account of a black male leader of Gavin McInnes’s Proud Boys organization, which goes out of its way to distance itself from the slightest whiff of “racism” or “anti-Semitism” but winds up getting written down on Nazi and terror lists anyway.

    It should be illegal for banks to refuse service to anyone based on their beliefs. Until it is illegal, we wish for all bankers to suffer from acute insomnia with a side dash of painful rectal itch.


    The problem with stories by journalists about how journalists are facing an unprecedented and entirely inexplicable wave of hatred is that journalists, by definition, are congenitally incapable of ever pondering why anyone might hate them.

    A recent story by a “media watchdog” called Reporters Without Borders claims that all this baseless and irrational hatred is being whipped up by populist tinhorns who’ve created a climate where journalists, like everyone else on the planet, need to be concerned for their safety.

    After all, it’s not as if almost the entire American media-industrial complex just finished a two-year run of nonstop lying about Trump and Russia, so why the hell is everyone getting paranoid about the good men and women of the fifth estate?

    A good rule to live by: If you have to wonder why people hate you, it’s probably too late to change their minds.


    A generation or two ago, the term “Do It Yourself” was popularized in the indie-music scene. It seemed like a nice creed until one pondered the ugly fact that hardly any of the “yourselves” that were “doing it” had a lick of talent.

    The same thing applies to social media—everyone has an opinion. But everyone also has an anus, and almost without exception, it is better formed than their opinion is.

    Medical researchers are now finding it increasingly difficult to conduct their studies due to the fact that social media is awash with fanatics who wish to kill you if you dare to, oh, suggest that their physical ailment might have a psychological cause. A recent article from Reuters details the travails of researchers into chronic fatigue syndrome who are endlessly buffeted by patients who blanch at the idea that it’s all in their heads and therefore retaliate with volleys of calumny and abuse.

    Simon Wessely, a professor of psychological medicine at King’s College London, says that even though he stopped conducting online research into chronic fatigue syndrome years ago, he is still subjected to “relentless internet stalking,” accused of playing “pathetic ego driven games,” and is charged with killing patients due to his insistence that there may be a psychological cause of the ailment.

    The least that can be learned from this is that chronic fatigue syndrome is caused by online trolls.


    When one takes into account the fact that in 1930 the USA’s population was 90% white, it doesn’t seem all too scandalous to consider that a WPA mural painted during the Great Depression would feature an entirely white group of children playing outside in the winter. After all, the nation was almost completely white at the time, and everyone knows that black people are terrified of snow.

    Still, the principal at a Chicago middle school recently removed the mural after self-appointed representatives of the institution’s 45-percent-nonwhite student population complained that the painting didn’t show people who looked like them, and if they can’t see paintings of people who look like them, how are they going to perform well on math tests, even though, if you want to get all technical, Asian students don’t need to be adequately represented in pictorials in order to score well in math, so maybe you should quit blaming your innate evolutionary cognitive deficiencies on racist paintings.


    The national news made hardly a peep at the ghastly story of a five-year-old boy being tossed from the third-floor balcony at Mall of America in Minneapolis.

    Even after falling forty feet, the boy, Landon Hoffman, survived. His friends and family have raised over a quarter-million dollars toward his medical bills.

    Twenty-four-year-old Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda, a Minneapolis resident with a long history of arrests, has been charged with attempted homicide regarding the incident.

    We find no need to list the race of the victim and perpetrator. The fact that you haven’t heard about this story tells you all you need to know.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  21. #18
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    May 05, 2019

    The Week’s Most Dissipated, Obliterated, and Eviscerated Headlines


    Nonwhite children at George Washington High School in San Francisco were horrified to encounter a 1936 mural that depicts, as fate would have it, George Washington, who just so happens to be the school’s namesake, as we’ve already mentioned. In one image, Washington appears to be walking past some dead Injuns. In another, he stands near some slaves who are, as luck would have it, performing slave labor.

    Some half-assed and totally unnecessary panel of witch hunters who call themselves the “Reflection and Action Group” have determined that the mural “traumatizes students and community members” and have urged that it be wiped out—just like the white man tried to do with the Injuns and blacks, although as we all know, he failed miserably, or we wouldn’t even be having this discussion.

    (I laughed so hard at that I hurt myself - AF)

    According to the group’s conclusion:

    "We come to these recommendations due to the continued historical and current trauma of Native Americans and African Americans with these depictions in the mural that glorifies slavery, genocide, colonization, manifest destiny, white supremacy, oppression, etc. This mural doesn’t represent SFUSD [San Francisco Unified School District] values of social justice, diversity, united, student-centered."

    It’s miraculous, but these types have a way of almost making slavery and oppression sound fun by comparison.


    Ever since a 2006 Southern Poverty Law Center smear piece attempted to argue that pro-white Atlanta-based lawyer Sam Dickson somehow oppresses black people merely by buying and selling real estate for a profit, Dickson has faced increasing scorn and harassment in the ATL, which is easily the most pro-black major city in the USA.

    Dickson—who, it must be admitted, is often seen photographed with other white people who say that it’s OK to be white—was recently targeted by anonymous antifascists who called him a “white supremacist” and backhandedly urged people to dump trash on his properties. Around 80 flyers, designed to appear as if they were officially issued by the City of Atlanta—which has been denied by both Dickson and the city’s black female mayor—were posted in the city’s Lakewood Heights section and read thusly:

    City of Atlanta Public Notice: Please

    Do Not Dump Trash on White Supremacist Leaders’ Properties

    People have been dumping trash on the properties of well-known white nationalists Sam Dickson and Evan Anderson. Dickson has said that this dumping is a financial hardship, and it interferes with his plans of gentrifying the Lakewood area and forcing out people of color. He and Anderson are very busy organizing with other white supremacists, including attending white pride rallies and providing violent white supremacists with material support. It has been too costly for them to hire security at each of these properties, and it is not possible for police to watch them at all times. So we are relying on your honor and goodwill to refrain from dumping garbage or doing other property damage to these locations, such as breaking windows and spray painting ‘Nazis get out’. If the dumping continues, Dickson and Anderson may even be forced to sell the properties at a loss. Here is a list of Sam Dickson’s and Evan Anderson’s properties to please not dump any trash on.

    The fact that these creeps haven’t been beaten bloody and retarded in the streets is proof that white supremacists—if they exist at all—have no power in Atlanta. The city hasn’t had a white mayor in 45 years.


    What’s the deal with Jews and cartoons, anyway? Why are people always drawing cartoons of them? Don’t they know the Jews will get upset? Or maybe that’s the purpose?

    We’ll bet you didn’t realize that The New York Times was an anti-Semitic newspaper, a fact rendered even more horrific by the fact that Jews own it. recently ran an article that went on for several thousand unnecessary words about a cartoon featured in an offshore version of the Times that depicts a blind, yarmulke-wearing Donald Trump holding a leash behind Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who just so happens to be rendered as a dog.

    OK, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Normally it would mean that Trump is controlling Netanyahu, right? After all, he’s the one who has him on a leash. Then again, why is Trump blind? Even so, why is he wearing one of those little Jewish hats? This cartoon doesn’t make us hate Jews so much as it makes us despise cartoonists whose messages are hopelessly vague.

    Nevertheless, several Jews and the blind people that lead them around on leashes were so upset that they stood outside the Times building last Monday, waving Israeli flags and shouting “Shame on you!” in what we will presume were very caustic accents that tend to mimic the sound of barnacles being forcibly scraped off a rusty battleship.

    Numerous spokesmen for countless Jewish groups said that the cartoon reminded them of vintage-era Nazi propaganda and they can’t wrap their heads around the fact that in this day and age, after two World Wars and all of the TV movies, people are so blindly hateful to suggest that Israel and Jewish people have any power or influence whatsoever over world events. High-ranking officials at the Times vowed to more thoroughly vet their editorial process so that it completely eliminates any suggestion that Jews are a highly successful group who use that success to their advantage.

    António Moreira Antunes, the Portuguese cartoonist who created the vile anti-Semitic graphic monstrosity, simply shrugged happily as folds of fat giddily jiggled throughout his body. He said that Jews shouldn’t be “above criticism, adding that the hysteria was “made through the Jewish propaganda machine, which is, anytime there’s criticism it’s because there’s someone anti-Semitic on the other side, and that’s not the case.”

    He sounds like a cool dude.


    Dr. Mariam Al-Sohel, who wears one of those weird Muslim lady head scarves and is described as an “anti-gay and anti-lesbian researcher,” claims she has developed an anal suppository that can take “the gay” out of The Gays. She recently told a TV reporter in Kuwait City that all these ***** need to do is stick one of her suppositories up their poop chute, and it will kill the worms:

    "I discovered therapeutic suppositories that curb the sexual urges of boys of the third gender as well as the fourth gender, which is butch lesbians. They have excessive sexual urges….This is science, and there is nothing to be ashamed of…the sexual urge develops when a person is sexually attacked, and afterward it persists because there is an anal worm that feeds on semen….[My treatment] cures those urges by exterminating the worm that feeds on the semen… the ingredients [for the cure] are the same (for both sexes) but I made them into different colors."

    From here on out, no one has any excuse to be gay. Problem solved.


    All we seem to hear about these days are all these “white nationalists” and how they’re always bombing and killing people—and when they aren’t, they’re actively plotting to bomb and kill them. Why? Because they’re filled with irrational hatred and therefore must be euthanized like the rabid dogs they are.

    Anyway, everyone knows that a “white nationalist” is basically anyone who isn’t a communist, and that that’s why even people who hold rallies touting the very vague and rather bland concept of “freedom” are accused of plotting to hold storm-trooping white nationalist hate-fests where everyone screams and stomps their little leather baby booties about how it’s cool to bomb and kill nonwhites.

    Naturally, the only sane and moral thing to do would be to kill and bomb the white nationalists before they get a chance to kill and bomb others.

    Last week, FBI agents arrested a 26-year-old Afghan war vet named Mark Steven Domingo and charged him with plotting to detonate a series of nail bombs at the above-linked “freedom” rally, which, as God’s cruel humor wound up dictating, never even happened. Domingo, a recent convert to Islam, had allegedly left comments in online chatrooms calling for “retribution” after the anti-Muslim Christchurch shooting.

    This world isn’t going to get better anytime soon, is it?


    Immigrants from our Southern border come here to bring hope and determination and soulfulness and color and vibrancy and nachos and tuberculosis.

    We’re talking about the illegal ones, of course, but at this point we’ve sort of thrown up our hands and have assumed they’re all illegal.

    Legally, an immigrant applying for US citizenship needs to be screened for having been inoculated against “vaccine-preventable diseases,” but because illegal immigrants are dirty stinking scofflaws who engage in wanton public defecation and the live ritual decapitation of chickens, we don’t expect them to follow the law, now, do we?

    When a person with TB sneezes, thousands of potentially infectious particulates are spread into the air like so many dandelion petals fluttering in the spring breeze—or, to put a sharper point on it, like so many illegal aliens released into the American heartland while ICE looks the other way.


    Mary Gregory is some dude who claims he’s a chick. He looks so much like a dude, we never would have assumed he’s a chick until we were informed so. We would have been more likely to assume he’s a white-male offensive tackle for the Detroit Lions. But because we live in an upside-down world where dudes who claim they’re chicks are taken at their word, he was recently able to break four women’s world powerlifting records.

    He then went onto Instagram to rub it in the noses of all those legitimately freakish legitimate females who for some reason would rather lift weights than suckle infants:

    What a day, 9 for 9! Masters world squat record, open world bench record, masters world dl [deadlift] record, and masters world total record!…A huge thank you to [RAW Powerlifting Federation], from the bottom of my heart! As a transgender lifter I was unsure what to expect going into this meet and everyone — all the spotters, loaders, referees, staff, meet director, all made me welcome and treated me as just another female lifter — thank you!

    “Just another female lifter.” WOW, what a jerk!


    The USA is a country where even black women outlive white men and where the law is prejudiced against men in everything from criminal sentencing to domestic disputes of every stripe, but because male homosexuals and butch lesbians control the entertainment industry that has been pushing this nonstop anti-penis rape-o-rama agitprop for years now, some people have been hoodwinked into believing that the world is far more dangerous for men that it is for women.

    It’s not. But that’s what everyone except white men seems to feel.

    According to a recent YouGov poll, the only people who embrace the truth of the matter are white men.

    By a five-point margin (37-32), white men were more likely to agree with the statement “it is a dangerous time to be a man in America” than they were “it is a dangerous time to be a woman in America.” By very slim margins, both black and Hispanic men said it was more dangerous to be a woman.

    By gigantic margins, but of course, all races of women agreed that it’s far more dangerous to be a woman. White women led the pack.

    The only thing this survey shows is that women have an inflated sense of how much danger they are in compared to men.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  22. #19
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    April 28, 2019

    The Week’s Most Perverted, Diverted, and Disconcerted Headlines


    Kate Smith was a fat white woman beloved for decades by Americans for her rendition of “God Bless America,” which she belted out with the gusto of a woman who can swallow a dozen donuts in one bite and still have room for a sip of milk. Her version received heavy play at sporting events across the fruited plains, most notably during the seventh-inning stretch at New York Yankees games and during Philadelphia Flyers hockey games.

    But because it has become increasingly evident that every white American born before 1985 was a coon-baiting Nazi, both teams have decided that La Smith has to go.

    Smith, you see, will remain eternally guilty of being the chanteuse behind 1933’s song “Pickaninny Heaven,” which includes horrifying lyrics about “colored children” who are accused of enjoying “great big watermelons.” Not having been beaten or shot to death for that crime against humanity, she brazenly went on to record 1939’s “That’s Why Darkies Were Born,” which explained that African Americans were born to pick cotton. She also endorsed a “Mammy Doll” the same year. The doll was apparently offensive because it encouraged children to hug and show affection to a simulacrum of a black woman.

    Neither the Yankees nor the Flyers will be playing “God Bless America” at games anymore, despite the fact that the song doesn’t mention darkies or coons or pickaninnies or eggplants or toads or bones or any of the other terrifying terms that white Americans have used to oppress black people for centuries, names that have been proved to prevent black Americans from averaging anywhere close to 100 on IQ tests. The Flyers have taken it one step further and have removed a Kate Smith statue that stood outside their arena.

    These people will never be happy until everyone is as unhappy as they are.


    No matter your feelings about Christianity, it’s hard to deny that the Western press is far less sympathetic toward attacks on Christians than they are toward even the slightest disparaging comment about Muslims and Jews.

    According to a website called Open Doors USA, slightly over 100 churches and Christian buildings are burned or attacked monthly worldwide. Nearly 350 Christians are murdered for their faith every month as well.

    Other findings from Open Doors USA’s research:

    • nearly a quarter-billion Christians worldwide—or one in nine—“experience high levels of persecution.”

    • North Korea is the most dangerous country on earth for Christians.

    • In 8 of the top 10 countries for persecution of Christians, the animus is fueled by Islam.

    • In many of these countries, Christian women experience “double persecution”—one for being Christian and one for being women, which, well, can be understandable given the way so many of them act.

    We suspect that the press looks the other way regarding these global atrocities not so much because they hate Christians but because, despite global demographic trends, they still tend to see “Christendom” as synonymous with “whiteness.”


    Ever since a pair of impertinent and (we’re assuming) malodorous black males caused a huge stink at a Philadelphia Starbucks last year because they insisted on loitering and using the bathroom despite having refused to purchase anything, the massively and undeservedly successful bitter-coffee chain has opened its bathrooms to anyone who desires to befoul them, all of it, naturally, in the name of “inclusiveness.”

    Because everyone is equal and there is no difference between a billionaire inventor who wishes to pee-pee in a Starbucks bathroom and a strung-out homeless junkie who desires to shoot up in a Starbucks bathroom, any murmurs that there is a difference between the two will be countered with violence and endless shaming, and you don’t want that, although we secretly do. However, one California Starbucks manager—and believe us, we’re desperately trying to identify him and get him fired:

    I think the bathroom policy has definitely changed the store’s environment. It’s great that Starbucks wants to try and include everyone, but that means that they include absolutely everyone.

    Now comes word that in order to make the world a safer place for the poor underpaid Starbucks employees who risk getting infected with Hep-C or HIV by getting pricked with a used needle while merely taking out the trash, Starbucks has installed needle-disposal boxes in 25 US markets.

    What kind of person does heroin in a coffee shop, anyway? We don’t seem to ever recall anyone sipping a cappuccino in an opium den.


    Although many feminists claim that they only seek equality and don’t hate men, you can’t trust these fem nazis as far as they can spit.

    A café in Australia that caters to vegan feminists—an amalgamation of two of the most supremely unpleasant identity groups in the galaxy—made headlines back in 2017 when it announced that it would impose an 18% “gender surcharge” against men due to some illusory “wage gap” that is said to exist in Australia as well. What they never tell you about these “wage gaps” is that if women were actually willing to accept wages that were 18% lower than men, not a single man would be employed. They also never seem to tell you that women may not make as much money as men, but all studies prove they spend more money than men. They also never dare to mention that at least in the USA, women control more personal wealth than men do.

    That’s why it is with sadistic glee that we announce the Handsome Her café in Melbourne—which levied this oppressive 18% surcharge on male customers—is closing down today!

    It’s a good day to be a man in Australia.


    Sonalee Rashatwar is a morbidly obese urine-colored woman who diverts her natural shame for being fat and ugly into convoluted Critical Theory gibberish about how “Thinness is a white supremacist beauty ideal.”

    The self-described “Fat Sex Therapist” was recently able to be forklifted out of bed in order to give a lecture about “radical fat liberation” where she claimed that it made sense that the man who shot up two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand was a fitness instructor because Nazis were into fitness and likely would have punched anyone who used the phrase “radical fat liberation” non-ironically:

    …the man who shot up Christchurch, New Zealand was also a fitness instructor…[because] Nazis really love this idea of an idealized body….It makes a lot of sense to me that a fitness instructor…might also think about an idealized body in this thin white supremacist way.

    It also makes sense that a disgustingly fat woman would concoct absurd philosophical defenses of her physical repulsiveness because it’s easier than doing the roughly 20 million sit-ups it would require for someone such as Sonalee Rashatwar to become remotely desirable to men.


    After the Holocaust and Christ’s crucifixion and the stereotypes in that one Spike Lee movie and all those Henry Ford newspaper columns, it is undeniable to everyone except foaming-at-the-mouth anti-Semites that Jews have suffered more persecution than any other group in history combined. This is why it is especially horrific and saddening when Jews persecute themselves.

    Three Jewish family members in Winnipeg—that’s in Canada, we think—are being charged with public mischief after allegedly painting swastikas on the walls of a café they owned.

    When news first broke of the alleged hate crime, the executive director of the Jewish Heritage Centre of Western Canada proclaimed in a loud, honking voice:

    I think that the attack on the BerMax Caffe is the most violent and vicious anti-Semitic attack [in Winnipeg] and certainly in recent memory.

    Not to be outdone, the Jewish Federation of Winnipeg called the incident “’the most brazen act of anti-Semitism that we’ve seen in our community, and perhaps ever.”

    But alas, it appears to have been wishful thinking on their part. According to Winnipeg police chief Danny Smyth:

    We found evidence of a crime. It just wasn’t a hate crime. I am hugely disappointed and, frankly, angry that this family has used hate and racism in such a disingenuous way.

    We, however, are neither disappointed nor angry. We aren’t even surprised.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  23. #20
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    May 12, 2019

    The Week’s Most Curious, Furious, and Spurious Headlines


    Whiny Alt-Lite yenta Laura Loomer—best known for staging a hoax about her tires being slashed, interrupting theatrical events in classic SJW style, enthusing about her upcoming nose job on Instagram, and gleefully trying to dox and deplatform people to the right of her—was recently divested of her Facebook and Instagram accounts in a purge that also included the hilarious Louis Farrakhan.

    Because she has no ideology of her own and is essentially a howling windbag of attention-seeking, she recently appeared on The Alex Jones Show to cry foul and claim what a hard fighter she is, even though hard fighters don’t traditionally throw tantrums and burst into tears because they can’t access Facebook anymore:

    My life is ruined! Does anybody understand how ruined my life is?! I’m sick of it! I don’t want to listen to people tell me that I’m a conspiracy theorist. They don’t know what it’s like to be me! And I’m sick of it. I’m fighting harder than most conservatives. I’m fighting harder than anybody and I’m being destroyed and they mock me. These people don’t understand like my life is unlivable at this point in time. Like what is the point?

    The point is that we get to see you losing your mind in real time, you shallow, shrill, two-faced, two-nosed harpy.


    In stark contrast to Laura Loomer—it’s almost like the difference between black and white—the Right Honorable Spectacular Glimmering Louis Farrakhan did not stomp and wail like a diaper-pooping infant about his social-media ban.

    Rather, he did what he always does—he blamed the Jews.

    Speaking on Thursday night at St. Sabina’s Catholic Church in Chicago, Farrakhan was careful to distinguish between good ol’ bagel-butterin’ regular Jews and the Satanic ones:

    I’m here to separate the good Jews from the Satanic Jews….I have not said one word of hate. I do not hate Jewish people. Not one that is with me has ever committed a crime against the Jewish people, black people, white people. As long as you don’t attack us, we won’t bother you.

    We don’t view these comments as anti-Semitic as much as they’re anti-Satanic, and nobody ever complains about all the anti-Satanism that runs rampant in this culture.


    In the wild, wacky, whimsical, whirlwind world that is gender confusion, it gets harder and harder to keep up with all the new terms these freaks keep inventing. We’d be happier—and we presume they would, too—if they merely accepted that there are two genders and stopped hacking at their genitals.

    For example, we bet you don’t know what a “nullo” is, do you? If you don’t, that works in your favor. But a “nullo”—AKA a “smoothie”—is someone who feels so intensely asexual that they feel the need to remove their genitals and sometimes even their nipples so that no evidence remains that they were actually born to procreate just like everyone else.

    Trent Gates is a 23-year-old man from Washington, DC, who in 2017 hacked off his penis and testicles in two bursts of insanity over a 16-hour period. He says he used a ceramic blade rather than a steel one because it involves “less ripping and tearing.”

    After slicing off his penis, he rushed to a hospital emergency room, where medical officials reprimanded him for being so foolhardy. Sixteen hours later, the same officials reprimanded him again.

    He says that he inserted a catheter into the newly carved gashes in his crotch to help himself urinate for weeks after the self-performed castrations. He also claims that he feels “happier” and “freer in a sense” now that he’s no longer burdened by his meat and two veggies. He also, apparently without being asked, offered that sex with his boyfriend is now more “intense” and that his first orgasm after the operation was so powerful that it left him “shaking for hours.”

    Why does it never occur to these people to cut off their own heads?


    Africa is an intensely amazing and colorful place where people often live to be 30 and car thieves transform into goats.

    It’s also a very spiritual place as evidenced by the fact that its inhabitants are the most intensely religious in the world. Because they are wise and deep and intuitive, they realize things that effete capitalist Westerners—with their Waterpiks and garbage disposals—are unable to see, like the fact that body parts from dead albinos can bring you good luck.

    The wonderful country of Malawi—where the nominal per-capita GDP is less than a dollar a day and one in every ten adults is HIV-positive—has seen the murder of 25 albinos since its last election in 2014. To help make the nation’s albinos feel more secure, the country has supplied 1,600 of them with electronic alarms that notify local police stations in the event that anyone should start killing them.

    We wish Malawi’s albinos good luck and hope that they don’t mistake the alarms for food and eat them.


    A recent YouGov/Cambridge Globalism Project poll of people in 23 countries revealed that Denmark just might be the world’s “least feminist nation”:

    • A mere one in six Danes considers themselves to be a feminist; this includes only one in four Danish dames.

    • A scant 4% of Danish men and a half-as-scant 8% of Danish women have a “very favorable” view of the #MeToo movement and its encouragement of women to bask in their victimization, whether real or imagined.

    • A third of Danish women say they are happier being wolf-whistled than they are being called a feminist, a higher quotient than women in any other country than Nigeria.

    That’s it—we’re moving to Copenhagen. Or Lagos.


    Since automation will prove to be the death of the working class and there is no way around this fact unless we decided to blow up everything and go full Luddite, many have proposed that the only way to keep the lumpenproles from rioting is to throw free money at them—what is known as “universal basic income” or UBI.

    A recent study from the New Economics Foundation says that UBI doesn’t work:

    There is no evidence that any version of UBI can be affordable, inclusive, sufficient and sustainable at the same time….the money needed to pay for an adequate UBI scheme would be better spent on reforming social protection systems, and building more and better quality public services.

    We always knew the Yang Gang was retarded.


    Jim Lammey is a Tennessee judge who works at a criminal court. We’re not sure why his job requires him to love Jews, because as far as we know, if there are Jews in a courtroom, they are there as lawyers and not as criminal defendants.

    It was recently made public that on Facebook, Lammey linked to an article by Taki’s Mag columnist David Cole that suggested certain West-antagonizing Jews should “get the $#@! over the Holocaust.”

    Lammey has been censured and derided and reprimanded by the apparent six million or so Jewish-identity organizations in Tennessee. In his defense, Lammey said he’s not a racist because he has Jewish and black friends.

    It does bring up an interesting question, though: Would there be more or less anti-Jewish sentiment in the West if Jews were to drop the idea that their suffering is uniquely untouchable? Until next week, chew on that question.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    There is hope for Denmark yet.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

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    Pfizer Macht Frei!

    Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.

    Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!

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    The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes

    The Federalist Papers, No. 15:

    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.

  26. #23
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    May 19, 2019

    The Week’s Most Global, Immobile, and Ignoble Headlines


    If BuzzFeed’s supremely wormy Joseph Bernstein has a problem with you, then you are clearly talented and are doing something right.

    As the astronomically banal website’s chief witch hunter, Bernstein spends his days getting offended and his nights attempting to destroy the lives of those who’ve offended him. In the past he’s attempted to expose the identity of cartoonist A. Wyatt Mann and successfully got comedian Sam Hyde fired from a lucrative, high-profile job at the Cartoon Network.

    Bernstein’s latest target for extermination—although at present, his attempts seem to be backfiring—is 14-year-old Sarah Connor, a high-school freshman from the Bay Area whose YouTube handle is “Soph.”

    In typical pearl-clutching, smelling-salt-sniffing fashion, Bernstein’s hit piece on Soph describes her shtick as a “mix of hatred toward Muslims, anti-black racism, Byzantine fearmongering about pedophilia, tissue-thin incel evolutionary psychology, and reflexive misanthropy.” We will assume that Soph has never said anything untoward about Jews, because if anyone in the world would have made a big screaming stink about it, Bernstein would be the guy.

    He quotes a passage from a recent video Soph made called “Be Not Afraid”:

    I’ve become a devout follower of the Prophet Muhammad. Suffice to say, I’ve been having a $#@! ton of fun. Of course, I get raped by my 40-year-old husband every so often and I have to worship a black cube to indirectly please an ancient Canaanite god — but at least I get to go to San Fran and stone the $#@! out of some gays, and the cops can’t do anything about it because California is a crypto-caliphate.

    OK, well, she’s gained at least one new fan!

    Bernstein also quotes from a video Soph made where she threatens YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki:

    Susan, I’ve known your address since last summer. I’ve got a Luger and a mitochondrial disease. I don’t care if I live. Why should I care if you live or your children? I just called an Uber. You’ve got about seven minutes to draft up a will….I’m coming for you, and it ain’t gonna be pretty.

    At the time Bernstein’s article appeared, Soph had slightly over 800,000 followers on YouTube. As this is being typed, she has 959,000 followers.

    Good job, Joe!


    As the sage Ted Kaczynski noted in his magnum opus, although leftists posture as being motivated by compassion, hostility and the insatiable drive for control are too prominent in their behavior for this to be true. Although they speak out of one side of their mouths about tolerance, with the other side they attempt to shout down and destroy anyone who deviates even one micron from their orthodoxy.

    We’ve previously written about how the Kulturkampf vultures have aggressively sought to erase the memory of American icons such as John Wayne and Kate Smith. In 2017, a Memphis theater canceled a screening of Gone With the Wind—which, when adjusted for inflation, is still the highest-grossing film of all time—because the new Wrongthink Czars have adjudged it as “insensitive.”

    But now it’s getting to the point where the work in question need not be the tiniest bit “insensitive” so long as its creator has done something insensitive in the past. After Bill Cosby was convicted of rape, Bounce TV canceled all reruns of The Cosby Show, a show so wholesome that it makes angels vomit. Netflix refused to air Woody Allen’s most recent film due to ancient and unproved sexual-assault allegations against him. And after comedian Louis CK admitted to masturbating in front of women who hadn’t specifically requested him to do so, HBO axed all of his content.

    In the future, we predict that there will be only one TV station on Earth, and its programming will consist of a Simon Wiesenthal hologram saying “Nazis are bad” forever and ever.


    Diversity is our greatest strength—unless you’re an American-born worker.

    Citing Department of Labor data, a recent Wall Street Journal piece tosses the following rotten tomatoes at the American worker’s face:

    • Foreign-born workers now comprise 17.5% of the American workforce, up from around 10.5% in 1996.

    • Nearly half of foreign-born American workers are Hispanic and a quarter are Asian.

    • Part of their attractiveness to employers is the fact that foreign-born workers will accept an average weekly income only 83% that of American-born workers.

    • Foreign-born workers currently enjoy a lower unemployment rate than native-born workers.

    • Nearly half a trillion dollars yearly are redistributed from middle-class and working-class Americans to large employers and freshly arrived immigrants.

    We have been saying this for years and will keep screaming it until you go deaf—all this noise about “racism” is merely a form of psychological conditioning to scare people from daring to speak about the fact that they are being economically displaced.


    Have you noticed that there are currently more “Nazis” in the world than there were in the 1930s? This is because any European who dares to notice that Europeans are being systematically replaced and demeaned is smeared as a “Nazi.”

    Because German’s National Democratic Party (NPD) believes that Germany should have a political party that serves the interests of Germans—a radically extreme idea, we know—Reuters feels obligated to call it a “neo-Nazi party.”

    But to its credit, Germany’s top court recently rejected an attempt to block a political ad for the NPD from Germany’s airwaves. In the ad, a narrator intones:

    Since the arbitrary opening of the border in 2015 and the uncontrolled mass migration that followed, Germans have become almost daily victims.

    The ad shows images of crime scenes and German murder victims.

    We do not see what’s Nazi about that. We do not see it. Not see.


    What has the world come to when hospital workers actually believe that a pregnant female-to-male tranny who’s complaining of abdominal pain is nothing more than a fat male with digestive issues?

    The New England Journal of Medicine reports of an unidentified “pregnant transgender man” who showed up at an unnamed hospital, only for a nurse to misdiagnose “his” problem as intestinal rather than vaginal.

    The fat “man” in question was actually a pregnant woman who’d been polluting her bloodstream with testosterone, yet she still remained so resolutely female that she became pregnant. Shortly after the misdiagnosis, out plopped a stillborn infant from the “man’s” vagina.

    It’s uncertain whether the fetus was already dead when this sad, sad lady went to the hospital, but if not, the Transgender Delusion just killed a baby.


    In 2005, former Ohio State University athletic physician Dr. Richard Strauss committed suicide, so he cannot be tried for serial molestation and then sent to prison where he would’ve had every last tooth knocked out of his mouth.

    Strauss worked for USU between 1978 and 1998. Only a year after he started, rumors emerged that he was overly friendly during his physical exams of male students to the point where his unsolicited sexual overtures became an “open secret.” Even though two other students had made allegations against Strauss in 1995, it wasn’t until the next year when “Student C” filed a formal complaint about Strauss’s behavior during an exam for a urinary tract infection that the school finally squeezed him out. According to CNN:

    Student C reported that during the appointment, Strauss began pressing, caressing, and fondling his genitals. Despite Student C telling Strauss he felt uncomfortable, Strauss told him it was a necessary part of the exam.

    Strauss continued to fondle him, until Student C experienced an erection and subsequent ejaculation. Student C said he grew increasingly upset about what happened and told Strauss he should not have done that. Student C says Strauss responded by saying “it didn’t seem like it was wrong” and that “it seemed like (C) kind of enjoyed it,” according to the report.

    According to an independent report from the law firm Perkins Coie, Strauss abused “at least 177 male student-patients” and was often spotted loitering around locker rooms and showers.

    If you ask us, dude sounds like he was a wee bit of a weirdo.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
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    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    June 02, 2019

    The Week’s Wormiest, Germiest, and Spermiest Headlines


    Like everyone who states the obvious these days, Monty Python founder John Cleese is being pounded on social media. His crime was simply to observe that London is no longer an English city.

    Chief among the British comedian’s critics is London Mayor Sadiq Khan, who, although London-born, carries not a drop of Anglo blood in his entire 5’5” swarthy body—which is a full foot shorter than Cleese is.

    Cleese, who abandoned his ancestral homeland last year to live in the Caribbean island of Nevis, took to Twitter to proclaim:

    Some years ago I opined that London was not really an English city any more

    Since then, virtually all my friends from abroad have confirmed my observation

    So there must be some truth in it…

    I note also that London was the UK city that voted most strongly to remain in the EU

    Cleese was referring to a 2011 interview in which he stated:

    I’m not sure what’s going on in Britain. Or, let me say this – I don’t know what’s going on in London, because London is no longer an English city.

    That’s how we got the Olympics.

    They said we were the most cosmopolitan city on Earth. But it doesn’t feel English. I had a Californian friend come over two months ago, walk down the King’s Road and say, “Where are all the English people?” I mean, I love having different cultures around. But when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you’re left thinking, “Well, what’s going on?”

    What’s going on, Mr. Cleese, is that you’re being replaced, but unlike the average working-class London yobbo, you had the wherewithal to flee the country before being eaten alive.

    After being smeared and bullied and demeaned and dehumanized and called a “racist” at least 10,000 times, Cleese refused to apologize:

    I suspect I should apologise for my affection for the Englishness of my upbringing, but in some ways I found it calmer, more polite, more humorous, less tabloid, and less money-oriented than the one that is replacing it

    Facing ever more scorn, Cleese quadrupled down and revealed a set of balls the size of Stonehenge’s rock slabs by dredging up the specter of female genital mutilation:

    I think it’s legitimate to prefer one culture to another

    For example, I prefer cultures that do not tolerate female genital mutilation.

    Will this be considered racist by all those who hover, eagerly hoping that someone will offend them – on someone else’s behalf, naturally

    Bless you, Mr. Cleese. Except for Peter Cook, you were the most brilliant British comic of the past couple generations.


    Despite the fact that she has a face that looks like a garden shovel and suffers an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, actress Meryl Streep recently redeemed herself just a tad by rightly observing that the term “toxic masculinity” is demeaning toward males. During a recent interview, she showed an empathy for maleness that is all but extinct in modern Hollywood:

    Sometimes I think we’re hurt. We hurt our boys by calling something toxic masculinity. I do. And I don’t find [that] putting those two words together…because women can be pretty $#@!ing toxic. It’s toxic people. We have our good angles and we have our bad ones.

    It’s odd to live in a world where the mere act of denying that half of the population is subhuman is considered hate speech. Ms. Streep, you are now forgiven for Sophie’s Choice.


    An eternal problem with portraying people as saints is that it’s never true. Not only did Nelson Mandela have some terrifying skeletons in his closet, so did Martin Luther King, who, along with Jesus Christ, is the only person who has an American national holiday in their honor.

    Author David Garrow won a Pulitzer Prize for his 1987 hagiography of MLK, Bearing the Cross. But now, after apparently being privy to notes regarding secret FBI recordings of King from a Washington, DC motel room in January 1964, he says that it may be time to reconsider MLK’s entire legacy.

    The tapes accuse MLK of carrying on extramarital affairs with “40 to 45 women” and for joking that he was founder of the “International Association for the Advancement of Pussy-Eaters.” Most disturbing, though, is the allegation that during a discussion between King and Pastor Logan Kearse, they “discussed which women among the parishioners would be suitable for natural and unnatural sex acts.” Then, when “one of the women protested that she did not approve, the Baptist minister immediately and forcefully raped her.” It says that King “’looked on, laugh [sic] and offered advice” during the sexual assault.

    Almighty God, please see to it that MLK suffers the #MeToo treatment.


    In early May, Georgia’s governor signed a bill that banned abortions as early as six weeks into pregnancy.

    The abortion-crazy harpies in Hollywood, though, are grievously displeased and are threatening to cease filming in the state. Due to the fact that Georgia offers tax credits of up to 30 percent to film production companies, the Peach State is third only to New York and Los Angeles as a film-production hub, earning it the nickname “Y’allywood.”

    So far entertainment-biz monoliths such as WarnerMedia, Sony Pictures, NBCUniversal, Sony Pictures Entertainment, and AMC Networks are threatening to cancel all further filming in the state that once voted Lester Maddox as its governor. Last year alone, the film industry allegedly brought over $9 billion in revenue and provided nearly 100,000 jobs in the state that still hasn’t burned down Wildman’s Civil War Surplus store.

    Since abortions related to incest or rape are a mere one percent of the total, this seems like quite an overreaction on behalf of women who are either too stupid or too sloppy to consider that having unprotected intercourse can lead to pregnancy.


    Before hopping on a plane bound for Israel last Wednesday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill that “prohibits discrimination” against Jews in the state’s public school system. It actually attempts to define the evil demon phantom virus of “anti-Semitism” thusly:

    For purposes of this section, the term “anti-Semitism” includes a certain perception of the Jewish people, which may be expressed as hatred toward Jewish people, rhetorical and physical manifestations of anti-Semitism directed toward a person, his or her property, or toward Jewish community institutions or religious facilities.

    (a) Examples of anti-Semitism include:

    1. Calling for, aiding, or justifying the killing or harming of Jews, often in the name of a radical ideology or an extremist view of religion.

    2. Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as a collective, especially, but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.

    3. Accusing Jews as a people of being responsible for real or imagined wrongdoing committed by a single Jewish person or group, the State of Israel, or even for acts committed by non-Jews.

    4. Accusing Jews as a people or the State of Israel of inventing or exaggerating the Holocaust.

    5. Accusing Jewish citizens of being more loyal to Israel, or the alleged priorities of Jews worldwide, than to the interest of their own nations.

    Clearly, anyone who suggests that Jews wield disproportionate power in this country is insane. Only powerless groups can push through legislation that forbids criticism of them.


    Regina Jackson and Saira Rao are two Women of Color who have absolutely had it up to HERE with white women and their unearned privilege.

    To make themselves feel better and white women feel worse about whiteness, they have started a program called “Race 2 Dinner” where white women attend dinner—and presumably pay for everyone—while the two colored ladies guilt-trip them into brokenness and, hopefully, a deep and everlasting bout of self-hatred:

    Dear white women, you have caused immeasurable pain and damage to Brown and Black women. We are here to sit down with you to candidly explain how you caused this pain and damage.

    We are not here to change anything. We are here to express the pain you have caused, white women. What you do after you leave the dinner is up to you. WE don’t care about your feelings. SIT WITH THAT FOR A MINUTE. Your feelings pale in comparison to the violence you have caused Black and Brown women.

    Would it be wrong to wish that any white woman who shows up for this nonsense would choke to death on a chicken bone?


    A new study published by the American Psychological Association says what we’ve been saying for years: The very concept of “white privilege” leads liberals to show no compassion for even the most poor and destitute white people living on barren hills in Appalachia because, hey, they’re white and privileged, so they must be $#@!ups who deserve their plight.

    Test subjects were forced to read an essay about white privilege and then suggest at least two ways in which whites were privileged. Then they were told the story of someone named “Kevin” who was raised in New York City by a single mom and who felt he didn’t have the skills to get a job. Half of the subjects were told Kevin was white; the other half were told he was black.

    Respondents who identified as conservative were equally sympathetic to Kevin regardless of his color. But liberals, surprisingly showed less empathy toward Black Kevin than conservatives did; even worse, they were less sympathetic toward White Kevin than toward Black Kevin.

    According to study coauthor Erin Cooley:

    What we found startling was that white privilege lessons didn’t increase liberals’ sympathy for poor Black people. Instead, these lessons decreased liberals’ sympathy for poor white people, which led them to blame white people more for their own poverty. They seemed to think that if a person is poor despite all the privileges of being white, there must really be something wrong with them.

    Does their hypocrisy know no bounds? Just like modern progressives hate free-market capitalism and corporations unless those corporations are silencing right-wingers, they hate the idea of meritocracy unless it can be applied to destitute whites.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  30. #26
    The Week That Perished

    June 09, 2019

    The Week’s Most Acidic, Hasidic, and Druidic Headlines


    If you are a convicted rapist living in New York State who’s having trouble achieving and maintaining an erection in order to give a new victim a right proper coercive rogering, take heart—the state’s Medicaid program will provide you with erectile dysfunction medicine at no cost!

    State law prohibits using Medicaid for any sexual treatments, whether you’re a sex offender or not. But according to an audit released last Wednesday by state Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli, the state doled out nearly $1 million in boner pills and other performance-enhancing treatments between 2012 and 2018. This includes $63,000 for 47 convicted sex offenders.

    Although Viagra and other erectile-dysfunction drugs are used to treat other conditions such as prostate problems, the state audit noted that none of the 47 sexual assailants had received any such diagnoses.

    While needing a little blue pep pill in order to commit rape is one of the saddest things we’ve ever heard, it is hard to feel pity for these sexual misfits who have trouble getting hard.


    A former BuzzFeed News Washington bureau chief and a former political reporter at the Huffington Post—with emphasis on the “former,” because both of them were laid off as part of the ongoing nationwide purge of journalists due to a failing and thankfully downsizing mass media—have joined forces to “save journalism,” although it’s doubtful that either one ever practiced legitimate journalism, seeing as how they worked at BuzzFeed and Huffington Post.

    According to stats these alleged reporters have compiled, Big Tech is in the process of murdering legitimate journalism—a profession whose practitioners pride themselves in being capable of “saving democracy”—by nearly monopolizing online ad revenue:

    • In the year to date, over 2,400 journalists have lost their jobs.

    • Over 32,000 newsroom employees have lost their jobs in the past decade.

    • 60% of counties in the USA have no daily newspapers.

    • Nearly two-thirds of all online ad revenue is controlled by Google and Facebook, with an additional 12% gobbled up by Amazon, Twitter, SnapChat, and Microsoft.

    • This leaves a mere quarter of all online ad revenue being generated by other publishers, including news organizations.

    • 90% of all new ad revenue every year is snapped up by Google and Facebook.

    These stats are all highly disturbing, especially in light of the fact that Big Tech is actively stamping out all discourse that does not align perfectly with the globalist homosexual agenda. The problem, though, is that these two bold reporters offer no suggestions for how they intend to “save journalism” beyond whining about Big Tech.

    Maybe they should learn to code.


    Last Wednesday, YouTube—which is owned by Google, which is owned by Satan—announced that it is fed up, sick and tired, and has had it up to HERE with all the “hateful” and “supremacist” videos that are clogging its servers. YouTube boldly announced that it intends to round up all those videos and send them on a train to the death camps.

    Not only is it kicking “hate” in the balls, YouTube will also be exterminating anything that questions the official narrative about the Sandy Hook shooting and something called “the Holocaust.”

    According to a statement by the company that we presume was written by a bisexual dragonkin from India:

    Today, we’re taking another step in our hate speech policy by specifically prohibiting videos alleging that a group is superior in order to justify discrimination, segregation or exclusion based on qualities like age, gender, race, caste, religion, sexual orientation or veteran status….Channels that repeatedly brush up against our hate speech policies will be suspended from the YouTube Partner program, meaning they can’t run ads on their channel or use other monetization features.

    Perhaps the most high-profile YouTuber to be demonetized and rendered a freshly shaven digital eunuch last week was Steven Crowder, who allegedly called some ***** a “*****.”

    To show that they aren’t merely horsing around, YouTube also banned Leni Riefenstahl’s 1935 masterpiece Triumph of the Will because it made Adolf Hitler look like something greater than the piece of wormy dog$#@! we’ve been told he is since nursery school.

    We predict that the next film to get the YouTube ban-hammer will be Gone With the Wind for daring to depict Southerners as human.


    If it seems as if 95% of modern male progressives are fat, bearded, balding, and bespectacled, that’s because they are.

    Peter Bright also rocks that most hideous of anti-styles, with the added touch of being an alleged pedophile. Bright is a tech blogger who, like most modern tech bloggers, has been brainwashed into thinking that Donald Trump is the evilest man who ever lived except for maybe Adolf Hitler, and only maybe. On Twitter, Bright—who describes himself as “pervy”—once suggested that Trump is an incestuous perv:

    it’s unacceptable to call trump a motherfucker. As we all know, it’s one of his daughters he wants to $#@!, not his mother.

    Bright was recently ensnared by an FBI sting operation and is being charged with Attempted Enticement of a Minor to Engage in Illegal Sexual Activity after failing to realize that the person he was talking with online was not, in fact, a sexually deranged mother who wished for him to teach her seven-year-old daughter and nine-year-old son about “the birds and the bees” but was rather a federal agent.

    After Bright asked the “mother” whether her seven-year-old daughter was a virgin, the agent wrote, “She has had the tip inside but not the whole cock … Does that excite you lol?,” Bright responded, “Yes. But I think the tip might be all I can manage.”

    Bright also claimed that he was sexually mentoring an 11-year-old Bronx girl in the ways of the flesh. He reportedly sent the agent pictures of his penis as well as a recent document claiming that he was STD-free. He also said he wanted to molest both children and rape the seven-year-old girl.

    Mr. Bright ain’t too bright.


    As the sweltering summer sun beats down on the cobblestone streets of Boston, one wonders what Paul Revere would have thought about the city’s current mayor openly touting a Gay Pride Parade but having severe reservations about issuing a permit to a man who has applied to have a Straight Pride Parade.

    We suspect he would rise from his grave, sigh, say, “What a bunch of ****,” and then crawl underground again. Either that, or he would have mounted a horse and galloped through the streets screaming, “The ***** are coming! The ***** are coming!”

    John Hugo is a rather lumpy middle-aged man who helms something called Super Happy Fun America and explains his desire to have a Straight Pride Parade thusly:

    We want people to be aware that there is not only one side of things. There’s a lot of people that are uncomfortable with a lot of things that are going on in our country and they’re afraid to speak up.

    Hugo has selected Milo “Dangerous ******” Yiannopoulos as the parade’s Grand Marshal.

    Boston Mayor Marty Walsh, while not outright denying the parade permit—at least not yet—has said that such a parade would not reflect Boston’s values, and we are left to presume that Boston wants everyone to be gay.


    We didn’t know that men could get abortions, and we bet you didn’t know that, either. However, since it is smarter, wiser, and morally superior to us, the Huffington Post recently published an article claiming that “Women Aren’t The Only People Who Get Abortions.”

    The article, written by someone with the suspiciously fake-sounding name of Alanna Vagianos, profiles two colored chicks who think they’re dudes. One of them, a certain Cazembe Murphy Jackson, is a scowling “man” who looks like Notorious B.I.G. and got knocked up in college after “he” was raped. In between bites of curly fries dipped in ranch sauce (we made that up), Jackson explained:

    For me, abortion can be a women’s issue. You can talk about women power and all of that. But that means a few things: One, you’ve got to include trans women in the conversation because trans women are also women. And, two, you have to include trans men and nonbinary folks because we are also affected by this.

    We don’t have to include anyone, you sexually confused bucket of lard, and we want to know that you will not under any circumstances be receiving a Christmas card from us this year.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  31. #27
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    June 16, 2019

    The Week’s Most Retarded, Discarded, and Disregarded Headlines


    It’s highly likely that you are entirely unaware that team sports such as dodgeball and physical disciplines such as yoga are highly political activities whereby one can either reinforce structures of oppression or liberate oneself from oppression’s poisonous shackles. At the risk of sounding mildly hostile, the reason you are unaware of this is because you are obviously part of the problem and need to actively and publicly repent for the rest of your life.

    A group of Canadian professors who call themselves “researchers” but appear to be nothing more than propagandists recently informed the Congress of Humanities and Social Sciences that dodgeball reinforces “oppression” and instructs students to “dehumanize” and “other” their peers.

    Dr. Joy Butler is a professor at the University of British Columbia who specializes in “pedagogy” and sort of looks like the bastard love child of Martina Navratilova and an HIV-positive pelican. Spewing pseudo-academic malarkey, Joy joylessly informs us that dodgeball carries no enjoyment:

    When you’re setting up the environment for students to learn, and you introduce the idea that it’s okay to slam the ball at whomever you like, even if it’s with a soft ball, the intention is there….The message is that it’s okay to hurt or dehumanize the ‘other.’ The competition is about annihilating one’s opponent, and the true definition of competition is between two evenly matched teams. Well, kids stack their teams, and they really enjoy beating the other team. What’s the enjoyment of that?

    One might be forgiven for thinking there would be far more enjoyment in hurling a dodgeball at Joy Butler’s face than there would ever be in looking at her face.

    Speaking of unpleasant faces, Laura Humpf is an aggressively uncomely Seattle yoga teacher in her late 30s who appears to wish that Lord Vishnu would grant her the ability to crawl out of her white skin. She made headlines in 2015 by announcing that she would be hosting a yoga class exclusively for people of color—except, of course, for the color-deprived instructor.

    This time around, Humpf, who says she spends much of her waking hours “interrogating” her own whiteness, is hosting a yoga class called “Undoing Whiteness” that aims to make the Emerald City’s perpetually uptight whites even more uncomfortable and guilt-addled than they already are. It’s almost as if she wants white people to be paralyzed by their own whiteness:

    Are you a white person wanting to unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded in your body, mind and heart?
    Are you looking for an embodied approach to racial and social justice? Are you craving a spiritual community where oppression and privilege can be addressed with compassion and honesty?

    The only correct answer to all three questions is “no.”


    Vic Mensa is a mulatto musical performer from Chicago who almost certainly would not qualify as a member of MENSA.

    Vic’s angry, mocha-colored thighs were apparently chafed by a comment from ICE director Matthew Albence comparing detention centers for illegal immigrant children to summer camps. So Mensa did the only logical thing—he recorded a music video called “Camp America” that shows white children joyously drinking water from toilets and dancing like urban chimps inside cages. Lyrics include:

    We’ll be living it up, not giving a $#@!
    Splitting you up, then we put you in cuffs
    Then we shipping you off
    Yeah, you could get lost at Camp America.

    Mr. Mensa attempts to justify the video thusly:

    My intention for using white kids as opposed to minority children is to point out the blatantly obvious fact that this would never happen to white kids in this country or maybe anywhere on this earth.

    He sidesteps the “blatantly obvious fact” that nowhere on earth are white parents feloniously endangering their children by dragging them into nonwhite countries and insisting it has something to do with the phantom demon that morons refer to as “justice.”


    The Democratic Republic of the Congo is currently in the throes of the second-worst Ebola outbreak in world history, with over 2,000 cases reported. The nation’s nominal per-capital GDP is an appallingly low $501 per annum, and its mean IQ is a pathetic 78, so of course we need more Congolese people in these here United States.

    The city of San Antonio, TX is perhaps best known for the Battle of the Alamo, which marked one of the only instances in world history where Mexicans got the better of Europeans. It is now a Ground Zero dumping ground for hundreds of Congolese illegal aliens who started arriving last Tuesday and are marked for redistribution throughout the United States despite the fact that their very entry into the country is a violation of US law.

    Ebola is highly contagious and deadly in 90% of cases. Vomiting blood is one of its many horrific symptoms, but we can all agree that it’s better than being called a xenophobe.


    A report issued last Wednesday by something called the Commonwealth Fund claims that suicide rates and overdose deaths have reached an all-time high in the United States. It examined 47 different factors that contribute to health outcomes, among them insurance coverage, smoking, obesity, suicide, and tooth loss.

    It found that the perpetually benighted state of West Virginia suffers from the nation’s highest rate of drug overdose deaths, rising a staggering 450% between 2006 and 2017. Compared to the rest of the country, opioid overdoses were highest in a geographical cluster running from West Virginia to Ohio, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, the District of Columbia, and the perpetually unnecessary state of Delaware.

    In contrast, deaths from suicide and alcohol were more common in Western states such as Montana, Oregon, and Wyoming, along with super-bleak Plains states such as Nebraska and the Dakotas.


    Rosana Candido and Kacyla Pessoa are a pair of Brazilian sapphites who are built like linebackers and make stegosauruses look attractive by comparison. They have reportedly confessed to a crime that is the ghastliest we’ve heard so far this year.

    A year or so ago, Candido and Pessoa allegedly used “rudimentary tools” to rip off the penis of Candido’s nine-year-old son Rhuan, claiming he “wanted to become a girl.” According to a local newspaper report:

    After removing his penis, the women said they sewed an improvised version of the female organ onto the mutilated area.

    Sources claim that the dykey duo routinely tortured and raped Rhuan. On May 31, they stabbed him to death while he slept, ripped his skin off his face, decapitated him, gouged out his eyeballs, chopped him into pieces, and attempted to immolate him on a barbecue grill. When the immolation failed, they stuffed his body parts into a suitcase and dumped it in a sewer. Candido allegedly told police that she murdered her son because he reminded her of his father.

    Misogyny is a disease that you catch from women such as this.


    Last Tuesday, a group of 13 white San Francisco police officers—twelve of them male and one a lesbian—filed a discrimination suit in federal court, claiming that an outdated 1979 consent decree caused them to be passed over for promotions in favor of nonwhite officers who scored lower than they did on examinations.

    The original consent decree was an affirmative-action scam first implemented in 1979 as the result of a 1973 lawsuit filed by black officers. Although the decree was officially discontinued in 1998, the new lawsuit claims that the decree represented “an obscure and biased promotional process” and that “it is no longer a proper rationale for race-conscious promotions.”

    We have a dream that police officers will live in a nation where they are not promoted by the color of their skin, but by their test scores.


    Oberlin College has gained a reputation as one of the nation’s most insanely progressive institutions of higher learning, and it appears that its totalitarian bloodlust and insatiable drive to torture ideological opponents may finally prove to be its undoing.

    In November 2016, three black Oberlin students were arrested after one of them used a fake ID and shoplifted from Gibson’s Bakery in nearby Elyria, OH. The owner’s son, a white man named Allyn Gibson, followed the students out of the bakery and engaged in a physical altercation with them. As part of a subsequent plea deal, the black students pled guilty and signed statements declaring that the altercation was not racially motivated.

    Naturally, none of this stopped Oberlin’s students, nor some of its faculty, from insisting that the event was racially motivated. Egged on by an unforgivably ugly white female teacher named Meredith Raimondo, the bakery became the site of ceaseless public conniptions about white supremacist croissants or some such hysterical nonsense. Raimondo reportedly belched loudly from a megaphone during the “protests” and distributed flyers calling the bakery “racist.” The public conniptions became so unruly that Oberlin’s police chief reportedly said he considered calling in the county’s riot squad to quell the unrest.

    The bakery’s owners filed a defamation lawsuit, and last week a jury ruled in their favor to the tune of $11 million—which will potentially be tripled after a hearing on Tuesday regarding punitive damages. The jury found Oberlin and Ms. Raimondo guilty of defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

    It is our fondest desire that this case sets a precedent and becomes part of a never-ending trend. These disgruntled and maladjusted freaks need to crawl back into their holes.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  32. #28
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    June 23, 2019


    Many black Americans see fit to get all sourpussed about the fact that they don’t make as much money as white Americans do—ignore the fact, if you find it at all possible, that white Americans don’t make nearly as much money as Indian, Asian, and Jewish Americans do—and insist that even though welfare payouts since the 1950s have exceeded even the most lavish estimates for how much money was supposedly “stolen” from them for picking cotton, there won’t be justice until they all make at least as much money as white Americans do, and if justice doesn’t come, they just may have to burn cities and rape your daughters, and no one except lonely, fat white women wants that to happen.

    Last Wednesday, a nearly all-black panel—the lone exception was white filmmaker Katrina Browne, who is apparently guilt-ridden that her ancestors traded slaves, but not so guilt-ridden that she seems willing to give all of her wealth away, because clearly this is someone else’s fault—attended a Judiciary Committee hearing in D.C. to discuss Resolution 40, a pro-reparations bill that would allocate $12 million to study exactly how to bleed more money from white taxpayers in order to prevent black people from rioting again.

    Resolution 40 is named in honor of the failed post-Civil War promise to provide freed slaves with “40 acres and a mule.” A little-known fact is that the mule in question was black academic Cornel West.

    Since there are apparently no white Republicans who are brave enough to “go there” and say they oppose reparations, two token Negroes took up the fight before being given cookies and warm milk by their masters.

    Senator Cory Booker, a black Democratic presidential candidate who is rumored to engage in carnal relations with men, proposed issuing “baby bonds” whereby $1,000 would be placed in a special account for every baby born in America, with additional deposits until they reach 18. Naturally, poor black children would receive larger deposits.

    Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee—who infamously claimed that the US Constitution is 400 years old, that Neil Armstrong planted a flag on Mars, and complained that hurricane names are too “lily-white”—added her two cents worth of brain cells by commenting that “the percentage of black children living in poverty is more than 150%.”

    Despite her egregious dunderheadedness and savage ingratitude, Ms. Jackson-Lee has an estimated net worth of anywhere from $1 million to $3.5 million. If there were ever a persuasive argument against reparations, it is that Sheila Jackson-Lee is a millionaire.

    Then again, if we don’t hurry up and pay them whatever they demand, they may keep raping women and blaming it on slavery. A black parolee was arrested last week and is charged with a brutal rooftop rape in the Bronx of a 20-year-old white woman that he left with a broken nose, broken teeth, and vomiting blood.

    According to a witness, 23-year-old rape suspect Temar Bishop justified the rape thusly:

    She was a white girl. She deserved it because us minorities have been through slavery.…This is what they used to do to us. This is what they did to us during slavery. They used to beat us and whip us.

    Did anyone ever consider that maybe the Emancipation Proclamation wouldn’t end well?


    Although California Governor Gavin Newsom isn’t officially gay, he sure looks and acts that way.

    Newsom, like so many others who simultaneously deny that white genocide is occurring while cheering it along with all his might, recently gloated that the utter collapse of the GOP in California over the past few decades.will be writ large across the nation in the coming years. Acting really gay, he said:

    America in 2019 is California in the 1990s. The xenophobia, the nativism, the fear of ‘the other.’ Scapegoating. Talking down or past people. The hysteria. And so, we’re not going to put up with that. We are going to push back….What we’re doing is working … I think Democrats are winning right now….[the GOP is headed] into the waste bin of history.

    We wonder if Newsom would have said the same thing to the Cherokee in the early 1800s. Probably not, unless he was a Cherokee.

    Newsom is wrong that it has anything to do with irrational phobias, though—it’s the demographics, baby. In 1970, California was nearly 80% white. Now it’s hovering at around a third of the total state population and teetering badly.


    For our ultra-Zionist president, it was a chaotic week even by his own standards. After The New York Times printed an article quoting government sources who allege that the US is launching cyberattacks on Russia’s power grid, he said the paper had committed “virtual treason”:

    Do you believe that the Failing New York Times just did a story stating that the United States is substantially increasing Cyber Attacks on Russia. This is a virtual act of Treason by a once great paper so desperate for a story, any story, even if bad for our Country…Anything goes with our Corrupt News Media today…They will do, or say, whatever it takes, with not even the slightest thought of consequence! These are true cowards and without doubt, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

    Using The Wall Street Journal as his sounding board, New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzburger called Trump’s comments “irresponsible and wrong,” alleging that he had crossed that “line” we keep hearing about.

    Writing for The Daily Beast in a vituperatively unhinged and foul-mouthed manner, elephant-eared serial dweeb Rick Wilson accused every member of Trump’s team of treason. That’ll show them!

    Also last week, Trump allegedly threatened a reporter with prison time for attempting to snap a photograph of a letter that North Korean tinpot dictator and international sex symbol Kim Jong Un had sent him.

    Late last week, Trump canceled an airstrike against Iran at the last minute, forestalling the ultimate destruction of the USA for a least a little while.


    In their ongoing quest to destroy every last remnant of white people acting whitely, disgruntled and presumably smelly activists have been vandalizing Confederate statues throughout the American South.

    The year is not yet half-over, yet over a dozen Confederate statues have been vandalized so far. These incidents include:

    • Last Monday, “THEY WERE RACISTS” was smeared in red paint on a Confederate monument in Nashville.

    • A “red paint-like substance” was splattered on the Confederate Defenders of Charleston Monument in South Carolina.

    • The words “murderer” and “coward” were spray-painted in pink on a monument outside North Carolina’s Rutherford County Courthouse.

    • Paint was thrown in May on the statue of a Confederate soldier in Louisville, KY—the fifth time in two years the monument has been defaced.

    Although the South was burned to the ground and beaten into submission over 150 years ago, it will apparently never be forgiven.


    Graduation is supposed to be a time of happiness, of wistful remembrance, of shared aspirations and bright futures. The LAST person you want at your graduation is Adolf Hitler.

    Sadly—no, make that tragically—Hitler refuses to die, as is evidenced by his appearance on a quote in a Grade 8 graduation picture display at Holy Rosary Catholic School in Toronto.

    A group of basketball players saw the quote, were triggered, and reported it. The quote read:

    Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. (Adolf Hitler)

    The student who posted the quote was unaware that the quote did not originate from Hitler. Its true source remains unknown, but it has more feasibly been attributed in the past to Dr. Seuss.

    The Toronto Catholic District School Board apologized profusely, but for a certain Avi Benlolo, president and CEO of Friends of Simon Wiesenthal Center for Holocaust Studies, it wasn’t enough. He said it shows that people still need even more education in the Holocaust.

    Boy, when they said “never forget,” they weren’t kiddin’!
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  33. #29
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    June 30, 2019

    The Week’s Most Foolish, Ghoulish, and Mulish Headlines


    There is absolutely no debate that Vladimir Putin is one of the world’s sexiest men, with not only a net worth that dwarfs that of Donald Trump but also the raw physical fighting acumen that would permit him to tear Trump to pieces should the two world leaders ever decide to go mano a mano.

    Proof that he may be the coolest guy on Earth is the fact that when topless female protesters attempt to shock him, he merely flashes a look that says, “Whoa—nice cans, babe!”

    In an interview with Financial Times in the Kremlin shortly before the G20 summit, Putin revealed yet again why 100 million replicas of him should be cloned and shipped promptly to the USA:

    [Liberals] cannot simply dictate anything to anyone just like they have been attempting to do over the recent decades….This liberal idea presupposes that nothing needs to be done. That migrants can kill, plunder and rape with impunity because their rights as migrants have to be protected. Every crime must have its punishment. The liberal idea has become obsolete. It has come into conflict with the interests of the overwhelming majority of the population….I am not trying to insult anyone because we have been condemned for our alleged homophobia. But we have no problem with LGBT persons. God forbid, let them live as they wish. But some things do appear excessive to us. They claim now that children can play five or six gender roles. Let everyone be happy, we have no problem with that. But this must not be allowed to overshadow the culture, traditions and traditional family values of millions of people making up the core population.

    All we can say to that is ,“Da, da, and a thousand times, da!”


    Wilfred Reilly is a black professor of political science who has published a book called Hate Crime Hoax which purportedly details around 400 hate-crime allegations between 2010 and 2017 that were confirmed to be false.

    According to his research, he has concluded that fewer than one in every three such accusations is legitimate.

    Regarding the eternally unspooling Jussie Smollett debacle, Reilly refers to it as:

    …the archetype of a hate crime hoax. It’s one of the most flamboyant examples of the genre. It was a situation so extreme and bizarre that I think we would have had to look at how much racial progress the U.S. had actually made had it really occurred…but will we see the same amount of coverage when the hoax involves a less famous person?…In the mainstream media we hear almost constant talk about scary new forms of racism: “white privilege,” “cultural appropriation,” and “subtle bigotry”…[yet] a huge percentage of the horrific hate crimes cited as evidence of contemporary bigotry are fakes.

    Mr. Reilly, thanks for being black and brave at the same time. It’s not like you could help being black, but thanks, anyway.


    Although he is generally considered insane for his unkempt appearance, reclusive lifestyle, and the fact that he blew up a few people, Ted “The Unabomber” Kaczysnki remains the sanest voice of all regarding why the mass dosing of the public with antidepressants is insane:

    Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction It is already happening to some extent in our own society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual’s internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.

    A new study of nearly 32,000 people conducted by Dr. Michael Hengartner of Zurich University in Switzerland examined the use of antidepressants in England—where Prozac use was so rampant that in 2004 traces of the SSRI drug were found in the nation’s drinking water—revealed that compared to a control group of depressed patients who were administered a placebo, patients taking a variety of antidepressants were 2.5 times more likely to commit suicide.

    According to Hengartner:

    Our study signals a rare but serious risk that needs to be brought to the attention of practitioners, particularly when starting or stopping antidepressants….It is known that antidepressants increase the risk of suicide among young people and adolescents, and for this reason their use is restricted among these patient groups….We can be confident that these drugs are producing an excess rate of suicides, beyond the depression itself. There is no doubt that this must be a response to the pharmacological effect of the drugs themselves. I’m not saying no one should be given antidepressants, but doctors should be much more conservative about how they use them. One in six adults being given antidepressants like in the UK—that is alarming.

    Antidepressants are poison, and “depression” is a mood rather than a medical condition. If you’re depressed, the cure is to either adapt to or fix the situation that is making you sad.


    Although to our knowledge, the Dalai Lama has never said, “Grab ‘em by the pussy,” he did utter the unforgivably sexist comment in 2015 that if there were ever a female Dalai Lama, she would need to be sexually attractive.

    But his recent comments about immigration and Europe’s right to be European go much further than anything we’ve ever heard Donald Trump say.

    In an interview with the BBC regarding Europe’s entirely manufactured refugee crisis, he opined:

    European countries should take these refugees and give them education and training, and the aim is—return to their own land with certain skills.…A limited number is OK. But the whole of Europe [will] eventually become Muslim country—impossible. Or African country, also impossible….For example, we Tibetans took shelter in India, but most Tibetans want to return to Tibet when the situation there has changed. Each country has its own culture, language, way of life, and it is better for people to live in their own country. That is my view….They themselves, I think [are] better in their own land. Better [to] keep Europe for Europeans.

    As long as the Dalai Lama stays the HELL out of Europe, he’s A-OK with us.


    On a scale of 1 to 10, Clare O’Reilly is, to be quite generous, a 5, but she was fortunate enough to marry a 4 who is also a dutiful male feminist. Clare now finds herself so bored by her “good guy,” she is publicly wishing that he would cheat on her.

    Writing for The Sun in England, O’Reilly whinges:

    Simply put, I’m bored of being married to a paragon of virtue….

    Don’t get me wrong, I love him and this year we celebrated 17 years together — 13 of them married — but I wish he’d lie, cheat, defame or slander just once, so that I could feel better about my own less-than-perfect character….

    But it is not just his general decency that’s hard to stomach….He is selfless to the same degree I’m selfish, which according to the research, can sometimes work. The worst part is that I’m constantly around a level of virtue that is completely unattainable in my own life.

    By doing absolutely nothing other than being himself, Jon constantly makes me look at where I’m falling short and what I’m doing wrong without so much of an utterance.

    It is infuriating.

    None of this should come as a surprise to anyone who understands rudimentary female psychology. A 2018 study found that women prefer sexist males, “especially in mating contexts,” and a 2012 study revealed that men who help around the house get laid less often than their sexist pig counterparts. The cold, hard truth is that Mother Nature loves bad boys.


    In case you haven’t noticed, we’ve been noticing it on your behalf daily: We currently groan under the lash of a media/financial/educational complex which on one hand says that “white genocide” is merely a paranoid myth while on the other hand celebrating white demographic decline as if it was the best thing since Mike and Carol Brady got married and ensured that their six children (and their presumably lesbian maid Alice) would not live a life of penury, opiate addiction, and bus-station prostitution with all of its attendant diseases and skin disorders.

    Juggling data from the U.S. Census Bureau, it has become apparent that 2018 marked the first time in the history of this sad, dying republic that the majority of children under 15 are not honkies.

    In 2017, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, mulattos, and “misc.” accounted for 49.8% of America’s under-15 population. There was a slight chance that year that if members of the Van Patten theatrical family began prodigiously breeding again, we may have staved off minority status for at least another generation. But no—in 2018, the nonwhite quotient of under-15 Americans reached 50.1%, and we might as well all pack our bags and take the next bus to the reservations they are undoubtedly preparing for us.


    In the past, polls of Europeans have revealed that due to their exposure to American media, they believe the USA is roughly 50% black, when the truth is that the nappy-headed, blue-gummed, banjo-pluckin’ coon-doggies comprise a mere 13% of the population.

    Now a recent poll of Americans shows that they overestimate the percentage of this nation’s gay population by a factor greater than five: Whereas most polls show that sodomites and sodomettes comprise about 4.5% of our country’s total, Americans believe they account for 23.6% of us, which is far gayer than we are willing to swallow.

    Women estimated that 29.7% of Americans are gay, whereas men pegged it at only 17.4%, most likely because men are terrified of being called **** and want it made clear that they are in NO WAY homosexuals and wish that nobody else was, either, because it would make it far less tempting. Similar disparities were noted among those over 65 (who estimated that 17.5% of Americans are gay) and those from ages 18-29, who peg American life to be as fruity as Carmen Miranda’s headdress at a robustly faggy 28.5%.

    In news that will stoke the embers of the flamers’ persecution complexes, a study from GLAAD shows that in the past year alone, the percentage of Americans aged 18-34 who said they were “very” or “somewhat” comfortable with rump-wranglers and carpet-munchers plummeted from 53% to 45%.

    This shouldn’t come as bad news, though, because it has always been our suspicion that a primary thrill of being gay was the possibility of being ***-bashed at any moment.


    A panel composed of members of some unnecessary thing called the Center for Racial Justice Education, which bleeds tax money out of your hard-working and underappreciated arteries via the Department of Education, is claiming, against all that is decent, good, and logical, that the reason Asian students consistently outperform white students on SAT tests and Asian adults average over $13,000 more than white adults in per-capita income is because Asian students “benefit from white supremacy…[and] proximity to white privilege.”

    Got that? If someone performs in a superior manner to whites, it is only due to the evil demon virus known as white supremacy. Clearly, the only sane and humane thing to do is eliminate white supremacy, and whites will finally be superior again.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

  34. #30
    The Week That Perished

    by Takimag

    July 07, 2019

    The Week’s Most Chancrous, Rancorous, and Cantankerous Headlines


    When he isn’t failing as a professional quarterback, the angry, big-nosed mulatto known as Colin Kaepernick likes to ignore his personal fortune of $20 million and pretend that America is a horrible place to be black.

    In 2016 while he was leading the San Francisco 49ers to an abysmal season of only two wins amid 14 losses, Kaepernick gained tons of undue attention for taking a knee during the playing of the National Anthem to protest the false notion that racist police are out randomly shooting black people to death on America’s streets.

    Last year the sporting-apparel colossus Nike—which is based in Oregon, an extremely white state that is extremely displeased with the fact that it is extremely white and will hopefully get what it’s wishing for good and hard—made Kaepernick’s aggressively ugly mug the face of its ad campaign, which had something or other to do with “risking everything” but wound up increasing the company’s value by nearly $1 billion.

    Now, just in time to take a poop in everyone’s punchbowl for July 4, Kaepernick and an unnamed posse of undoubtedly disgruntled social activists who likely have never experienced a full minute of being perfectly gruntled in their lives have successfully petitioned Nike to yank a sneaker emblazoned with the flag of the original 13 American colonies. The flag, which is like the modern American flag except for the fact that it features 13 stars in a circular pattern, is often referred to as the “Betsy Ross” flag, although there is scant historical evidence that Ms. Ross had anything to do with its design.

    According to “sources,” the Betsy Ross flag is a toxic and cancerous symbol not only of the slave era, but of white supremacy, right-wing extremism, lynching, the Tuskegee Experiment, police brutality, income inequality, redlining, and that horrible joke about how it takes black women nine months to defecate.

    Although Nike had already sent out shipments of the sneakers—which bore the transparently white-nationalist moniker of “Air Max 1 Quick Strike Fourth of July”—to stores in time for a July 4 arrival, it buckled under Kaepernick’s disapproval and recalled them.

    In response to the recall, Arizona Governor Doug Ducey, who is guilty of both being a Republican and a Caucasian-American and whose state had promised Nike subsidies to open a new plant near Phoenix, wrote:

    Instead of celebrating American history the week of our nation’s independence, Nike has apparently decided that Betsy Ross is unworthy, and has bowed to the current onslaught of political correctness and historical revisionism….Nike has made its decision, and now we’re making ours. I’ve ordered the Arizona Commerce Authority to withdraw all financial incentive dollars under their discretion that the State was providing for the company to locate here. Arizona’s economy is doing just fine without Nike. We don’t need to suck up to companies that consciously denigrate our nation’s history.

    Interesting that he would use the term “denigrate,” since it contains the word “nigr.”


    The City of Charlottesville, VA used to be known as the stomping grounds of Thomas Jefferson, one of America’s Founding Fathers who planted the evil demon seeds of racism, white supremacy, white hegemony, and White Castle hamburger restaurants like so many demonic zygotes in this once just and prosperous land.

    Charlottesville gained notoriety two years ago when a peaceful protest was interrupted by tiki-torch-bearing Nazis who set about murdering and slurring everyone in sight.

    To rectify this situation, the town’s city council voted last week to no longer celebrate Jefferson’s birthday (April 13) as a city holiday. To further shove this rectification up your rectum, they will now celebrate March 3—the day that Union forces arrived in Virginia in 1865 to destroy the South—as “Liberation and Freedom Day.”

    No, Virginia, there is no Jefferson. And if Santa Claus was white, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus, either.


    The humble and overweight Inuit people of Alaska used to be known as “Eskimos,” a term which we find much more adorable and pronounceable than “Inuit” but that somehow has been declared offensive, which is precisely why we’re using it.

    Betcha didn’t know that Alaska has the country’s highest per-capita crime rate, much of it clustered in remote Eskimo villages accessible only by boat or plane where you thought they were gently chewing whale blubber in igloos. A reported third of Alaska’s communities, nearly all of them glutted primarily with Eskimos, has no local police force and are havens of meth, heroin, and rape.

    US Attorney General William Barr, obviously embarrassed by this situation and what it says about the ability of indigenous peoples to take care of themselves, announced last Friday that the Department of Justice will allocate $10 million in emergency funds to provide at least one policeman for each of these villages. Reports did not specify how much of this $10 million would be set aside for extra-large handcuffs to handle Eskimos’ legendarily chubby wrists.


    When British soldiers fought the Nazis in World War II on behalf of the Rothschild banking family, they were probably unaware that seventy years later, Afghan asylum seekers would be quizzing indigenous Britons about their ethnicity and then stabbing them with a ten-inch knife if they confirmed that they were ethnically British, but as Adolf Hitler used to say, “them’s the breaks.”

    Thirty-two-year-old Samiulahaq Akbari, who is allegedly claiming he was “too drunk to intend to kill anyone,” stands accused of swinging the giant blade at three different Britons over a 10-minute span this past January.

    According to prosecutor Heidi Stonecliffe:

    This defendant had set out deliberately to threaten, harm and kill members of the public by virtue of their nationality, or what Mr Akbari perceived to be their nationality – they were English.

    In court, Stonecliffe read transcripts from an emergency phone call Akbari’s cousin made the following statements:

    He said he wants to kill the English people. I can see his eyes, he’s serious….He will do it. He’s trying to run and he will kill someone. Please come quickly.

    What do you call someone who seeks asylum in a country where they also seek to kill the inhabitants of that country? We believe the only suitable term for such a person is “jerk.”

    (You call them an invader, and if you have not been so poisoned against your own people and heritage so as to be helpless, you throw the scumbag out of the country - AF)


    Gay pride is the idea that stuffing one’s face with the genitals of a same-sex person is not merely an act or a preference—it’s something you need to bark at the world until they all submit and accept you. It has nothing to do with insecurity of the methinks-the-lady-doth-protest-too-much sort.

    Just like some hommos were unhappy that the wholesomely gay presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg made a point of declaring that he did not meet his husband on the AIDS cesspool that is the gay dating app Grindr, now many radical homosexuals are unhappy that the corporate world aggressively accepts them—although they’d be just as unhappy or perhaps even less “gay” if the corporate world rejected them.

    In defiance of New York’s official “Pride” parade, terminally un-gay gay activists strutted down the streets of NYC only a few blocks away with something they called the “Queeer Liberation March” in which they staged a “die-in” wherein everyone supposedly honored dead AIDS victims by lying down in the street and pretending they, too, had died of AIDS. They also chanted snappy slogans such as “Every gender, every race! Punch a Nazi in the face!”

    These extremist hommos kept reminding everyone that Stonewall was a riot rather than a parade. A marcher by the name of Jo Macellaro held a sign that said REVOLTING LESBIANS and announced, presumably with a bitter, lemon-sucking expression on her puss, that “We’re here today because we are tired of the police and corporations taking over Pride.”

    We liked you guys better when you were tired of police beating you up.


    Although she has likely never roped a doggie nor branded a bull, Democratic Florida Representative Frederica Wilson wears extremely goofy DayGlo-colored cowboy hats and says that Donald Trump suffers from a “brain disorder.”

    Last week she openly called for the criminal prosecution of people who mocked her on the Internet:

    Those people who are online making fun of members of congress are a disgrace, and there is no need for anyone to think that is unacceptable [sic]. We’re gonna shut them down and work with whoever it is to shut them down, and they should be prosecuted. You cannot intimidate members of congress, threaten members of congress, it’s against the law and it is a shame in this United States of America.

    We now inhabit a world that demonizes Thomas Jefferson and elevates Frederica Wilson.

    Is there any way out of this mess that doesn’t involve a spaceship?


    Because women never lie about rape, we are finding it hard to believe a story out of Bentonville, AR regarding a certain Cherie Renee Bolton, who has just been convicted and sentenced to an extremely punishing six-year sentence of, um, probation for downloading kiddie porn on her husband’s phone and falsely accusing him of beating her and raping a child.

    After getting in an argument with her hapless hubby in which he wound up kicking her out of the house, Bolton was able to download three images of child porn on her betrothed’s phone before calling police, informing them of the images, claiming he’d bruised her ribs, and accusing him of raping a local 13-year-old girl.

    After police determined that it was Ms. Cherie who’d downloaded the images, she claimed she did so because her husband had prevented her from seeing the kids; that, plus she had been high on meth and therefore obviously wasn’t responsible. She also said that after being booted out of the house, she met a man on Craigslist, hooked up with him in a motel where they did more meth, and then got into an argument with that man, who kicked her out of his motel room.

    Regardlesss, you should always believe women—at least if you don’t want to wind up being falsely accused of rape.
    Last edited by Anti Federalist; 07-07-2019 at 01:47 AM.
    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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