What will your new job* be, under the upcoming Green New Deal?
http://www.unwillingtowork.org/#
"The Patriarch"
The resolution outlines the plan to virtually eliminate greenhouse gas emissions and pollution from every sector of the economy through a World War 2 scale mobilization of our society to create the renewable energy infrastructure and clean industries as fast as possible.
Great site! Kudos to its creators!
My new career!!!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Traffic Camera Vandalism Monitor (whistle included) and your new salary will be $947,162/yr.
Traffic Camera Vandalism Monitor (whistle included): $947,162/yr ◆ Uncommon
There are few things that embody America more than guilty-until-proven-innocent. And traffic cameras are a perfect example of that. By default, we make everyone pay fees unless they prove to us that they weren't behind the wheel when their car may or may not have run the red light. We charge them fees first, then make them come into court and defend themselves on their own dime if they want to get out of it. Traffic Cameras must be protected.
"And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire
Awesome!
Congratulations Mortimer Icabod!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Professional Cherry Pie Eater and your new salary will be $128,468/yr.
Sucker! You must have not been politically-connected enough. You enjoy those pies, but stay away from my traffic cameras!Originally Posted by Superfluous Man
"And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire
Paint Drying Watcher 162, 596.00 per year . No mention of commission, profit sharing , pension or bonus though .
Do something Danke
Hah!
“Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.” - Arnold Toynbee
LOLOL
Sponsored by Brawndo!
Score!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will bePaint-drying Watcherand your new salary will be$124,199/yr
This is literally the perfect job for the new economy..
Last edited by dannno; 02-18-2019 at 12:24 PM.
"He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
"dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
"You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
"When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q
"Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul
"Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."
I will be intellectually stimulated.
Congratulations Mudd Slinger!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Philosophical Round Table Chair and your new salary will be $194,669/yr.
Philosophical Round Table Chair: $194,669/yr Common
Have you ever known anyone promoting Plato's philosopher-king model to have envisioned such a scenario with themselves as not one of the philosopher-kings? Anyone smart enough to be able to read and regurgitate words from a book they read while they were stoned in college deserves nothing but the best. As chairperson of the philosophical rountable at an esteemed university (which will of course be free to all), you'll be able to shape the future leaders of tomorrow, today!
"The Patriarch"
I always knew I was hanging around with the proletariat. Now that I'm making $947,162/yr, I think it's time to cleanse myself of you commoners.
"And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire
Damn it! I'll starve on that, now that soft drinks are $9.95.Congratulations Pro Letariat!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be "You Didn't Build That!" Compliance Czar and your new salary will be $182,078/yr.
"You Didn't Build That!" Compliance Czar: $182,078/yr Common
We need a secret police force patrolling the streets, listening for whenever disinformed citizens attempt to take any sort of credit for anything without giving credit to the other 300 million Americans and 7 billion fellow-world-citizens (preferably individually by name)
Who do I have to bribe to get moved to guarding traffic cameras (and get a whistle)?
I dunno. That sounds like a question for Origanalist, the chairperson of the philosophical roundtable. In the meantime, I'm sure there's a "complaint" czar that would be very interested in your ingratitude.
"And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire
Hey! I haven't even breathed on any of your cameras!
Stay in your lane, comrade...
Congratulations Suzanimal!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Window Breaker-Fixer and your new salary will be $148,733/yr.
Window Breaker-Fixer: $148,733/yr Common
Because Keynesian Economics is a totally respectable field of study, it is proven that to generate wealth, all we as a people have to do is repeatedly break windows and then fix them. We estimate that for every 10 window breaker-fixers, we will generate enough money to cover the livelihoods of 93.7 normal American adults. Thus we will quickly be able to sustain the entire economy in no time. If detractors ever try to claim that the rewards of socialism do not have a reliable funding source to continually pay for all the promises, simply educate them about broken windows.
I was hoping to be a cherry pie eater.
damn that sucks, but at least I'll be moderating your alls asses.Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Facebook Community Standards Moderator and your new salary will be $162,629/yr.
We all were..I was hoping to be a cherry pie eater.
"He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
"dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
"You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
"When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q
"Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul
"Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."
Speaking of eating pie, found a picture of Mr. Animal and posted it at 'shall not be mentioned'.I was hoping to be a cherry pie eater.
"The Patriarch"
BTW, I got a little statue of the golden girl (Jill Masterson) from Goldfinger for VD.
All I ever got for that was a needle in my butt.
Was my first "clue".
Liberty is lost through complacency and a subservient mindset. When we accept or even welcome automobile checkpoints, random searches, mandatory identification cards, and paramilitary police in our streets, we have lost a vital part of our American heritage. America was born of protest, revolution, and mistrust of government. Subservient societies neither maintain nor deserve freedom for long.
Ron Paul 2004
Registered Ron Paul supporter # 2202
It's all about Freedom
Well this was fun
Congratulations Liberty Guy!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Money Tree Horticulturalist and your new salary will be $387,126/yr.
Money Tree Horticulturalist: $387,126/yr Uncommon
The second most important job for funding a socialist society, besides window breaker-fixer, is the money tree horticulturalist. Obviously, early on, the rich (BAD!) will provide most of the funding necessary to accomplish our goals and visions, but after a while, we will run out of their money, so adjustments must be made. Growing money trees is a very eco-friendly way to also sustain our economy. A win-win-win!
No - No - No - No
2016
Hey! I'm a window breaker-fixer and more important and I make less. That's not fair!
I am getting that much to watch paint dry . Seems you will be working harder .
Do something Danke
I say, all y'alls.
Don't feel so bad, you make more than I do.Hey! I'm a window breaker-fixer and more important and I make less. That's not fair!
Congratulations Dr.3D!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Fast Food Kiosk Screen Smasher and your new salary will be $126,925/yr.
Fast Food Kiosk Screen Smasher: $126,925/yr Common
All competition to a $50/hr minimum wage must be eliminated, and that includes robots. Fast food restaurants such as McOrangemanbad's and Burger Genderneutralmonarch will no longer be allowed to replace workers with automated checkout screens. If automated kiosks are found, they must be destroyed.
Last edited by Dr.3D; 02-18-2019 at 06:28 PM.
Ya that seems like a good gig .I was hoping to be a cherry pie eater.
Do something Danke
Hey! I'm a window breaker-fixer and more important and I make less. That's not fair!
From each according to his ability. To each according to his need. As determined by TPTB, of course.
Chris
"Government ... does not exist of necessity, but rather by virtue of a tragic, almost comical combination of klutzy, opportunistic terrorism against sitting ducks whom it pretends to shelter, plus our childish phobia of responsibility, praying to be exempted from the hard reality of life on life's terms." Wolf DeVoon
"...Make America Great Again. I'm interested in making American FREE again. Then the greatness will come automatically."Ron Paul
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