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Thread: Houston Couple Enter Abandoned House To Get High, Nearly Become Tiger Prey

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    Houston Couple Enter Abandoned House To Get High, Nearly Become Tiger Prey

    A stoner couple entered an abandoned house in Houston to get high, but nearly became prey when they stumbled across a live tiger.The couple discovered a tiger that had been left in a shoddily secured cage inside of a disused house in Southeast Houston and reported it to the police. Luckily for both the couple and authorities, the tiger was well-fed.

    BARC Animal Shelter and Houston Police Department’s Major Offender Animal Cruelty Unit tranquilized and rescued the tiger after obtaining a warrant from Houston police, and nicknamed the animal “Tyson” in reference to the movie “The Hangover.”
    While the unexpected human-tiger encounter ended happily, authorities said it could have been much bloodier given the crude nature of the tiger’s enclosure.
    “He’s in a rinky-dink cage that could easily bust open,” an officer said, according to KHOU 11. “It was secured with a nylon strap and a screwdriver for the top of the cage. He could have gone on a rampage in the city… anything could have happened!”

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    Should have asked that tiger if it wanted to get high too.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    they could have rode it to white castles

    why I should worship the state (who apparently is the only party that can possess guns without question).
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    Baptiste said.
    At which point will Americans realize that creating an unaccountable institution that is able to pass its liability on to tax-payers is immoral and attracts sociopaths?

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    He was well-fed by what? Somebody who fed it? Or rats and stray cats and dogs?

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