Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can

[Anti Federalist]

Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from Pringles can, police say

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/wo...StQiaJLC0FE1O/

Jan 12, 2019

WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS —

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.

Officers responded to a call around 9 a.m. about a suspicious person in the store’s parking lot, the Times Record News reported. Investigators found the woman at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from the Walmart.

The caller said the woman had been riding around the store’s parking lot since 6:30 a.m., drinking wine from the potato chip can.

[Origanalist]

@TheTexan , yo mama?

[Origanalist]

If it was Georgia I would have suspected @Suzanimal.

[Origanalist]

I remember when someone was banned here for this picture;

[TheTexan]

@TheTexan , yo mama?

I've been trying to tell her for years there are much better ways to hide wine than using a pringles can but she says she likes the flavor.

[euphemia]

The Franzia box duct taped to the back is a dead giveaway.

[RonZeplin]

A cleaver ploy to get hired by the Trump administration. Isn't that how he found Bolton?

[acptulsa]

Using an electric vehicle and fueling up with E100 ethanol.

If she had done that in California they'd have given her a medal.

[Anti Globalist]

What happened to the Pringle chips in the can though?

[RJB]

What happened to the Pringle chips in the can though?

They were probably soggy if she didn't empty them first.

[Anti Globalist]

They were probably soggy if she didn't empty them first.

Or maybe she ate them first before she put the wine in.

[Suzanimal]

If it was Georgia I would have suspected @Suzanimal.

True story. I got banned from returning stuff to Walmart.

[Suzanimal]

I've always wanted to ride one of those carts. Last time Mr A took me to the Walmart I tried but he got mad at me and told they were for handicapped people.

[Anti Federalist]

I've always wanted to ride one of those carts. Last time Mr A took me to the Walmart I tried but he got mad at me and told they were for handicapped people.

Mrs. AF hurt her knee pretty badly a few years back.

I have a picture of her wearing a Sons of Anarchy NH hoodie while wheeling around in one of those fool things.

Badass.

[Suzanimal]

Mrs. AF hurt her knee pretty badly a few years back.

I have a picture of her wearing a Sons of Anarchy NH hoodie while wheeling around in one of those fool things.

Badass.

I was drunk and having period cramps.

[Schifference]

While the USA has gotten politically correct, RPF has learned some tolerance.

[Danke]

I've always wanted to ride one of those carts. Last time Mr A took me to the Walmart I tried but he got mad at me and told they were for handicapped people.

Has no one had the heart to break it to Mr A all these years?

[Suzanimal]

Has no one had the heart to break it to Mr A all these years?

He knows I'm special.

[shakey1]

Prolly wouldn'ta got popped if she were inside 'shopping'.