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Thread: Five Questions for the Guy Who Licked a Strangerís Doorbell for Three Hours

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    Five Questions for the Guy Who Licked a Strangerís Doorbell for Three Hours

    https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/m...or-three-hours

    Jan 8 2019




    1. Why the doorbell and not the doorknob? Is it because of taste?
    2. Why in the name of all that is holy are you making eye contact with the camera?
    3. Three hours? THREE HOURS?!?!
    4. Is this a guerrilla marketing pitch for the next Netflix series and/or some kind of fake news?
    5. Why am I still watching this?



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    He was trying to impress a lady with his skillz.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.

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    What a weirdo.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    He was trying to impress a lady with his skillz.

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    Don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    He was trying to impress a lady with his skillz.
    "And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat

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    Perhaps this happens a lot and is just the first time it's been caught on camera?
    It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    What a weirdo.
    Probably an illegal immigrant.
    It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
    - Kim Kardashian

    Donald Trump / Rand Paul (Vice Pres) 2016!!!!



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    Why the doorbell and not the doorknob? Is it because of taste?
    Lick a button or a knob.... hmmm. author must be a gay man.

  12. #10
    After 20 minutes even a lab rat would know there is no beer in that .
    Do something Danke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    He was trying to impress a lady with his skillz.
    He must be pretty good with his tongue.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptUSA View Post
    Three hours? Hell yeah I'm impressed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Three hours? Hell yeah I'm impressed.
    Three hours is your sweet spot.

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    Ecstasy is a helluva drug



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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    Three hours is your sweet spot.
    I'm not sure but I wouldn't mind finding out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Collins View Post
    Ecstasy is a helluva drug



    Oh, dude, $#@!ing "friends".... I hate when that $#@! happens...
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    Police identify man who spent hours licking a California homeís doorbell

    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...108-story.html

    JAN 08, 2019


    Roberto Daniel Arroyo, 33, was caught on video licking the call button on a home's intercom speaker, police said. (Salinas Police Department)

    Police on Monday tracked down a man they said spent hours licking the button on an intercom speaker at a home in Salinas, Calif.

    The man, who was identified as Roberto Daniel Arroyo, 33, was caught on video early Saturday at a residence in the 400 block of Hyde Street, said Miguel Cabrera, a spokesman for the Salinas Police Department.

    Surveillance footage recorded a crystal-clear image of Arroyo, allowing authorities to quickly identify him. A patrol officer spotted Arroyo, who police say is homeless, the following day. He was questioned and then released, though he still faces a possible charge of petty theft.

    Police said Arroyoís long night of odd behavior began about 2 a.m., when he approached the house and stared straight into the camera of the homeís doorbell surveillance system. Arroyo hung out in the doorway for more than two hours, moving in and out of the cameraís frame, Cabrera said.

    At one point in the video, the man lay down in front of the door for 20 minutes before springing back up.

    ďHe was there for a while,Ē Cabrera said. ďHe curls in front of the front area of the residence Ö like heís taking a nap.Ē

    Afterward, he stood with his back to the camera, appearing to urinate into a planter by the homeís front door, authorities said.

    Arroyo also disconnected an extension cord that powered the homeís Christmas lights and walked off with it, Cabrera said.

    Hence the potential petty theft charge, Cabrera said.

    ďItís probably the weirdest [case] Iíve heard in many years,Ē he said.

    Arroyo has had previous run-ins with the Salinas Police Department, including arrests for suspicion of public intoxication, Cabrera said. Police said he was already on probation, though it was unclear what charges led to his probation.

    The Monterey County district attorneyís office will decide whether to charge Arroyo, officials said.

  21. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by phill4paul View Post
    I knew there was something sexual about this song.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    Wait, so was the doorbell disconnected and not working?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    I knew there was something sexual about this song.
    You never rang a bell? https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=ring+my+bell

  24. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    Yep. Pretty much what I expected it to mean.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge



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