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    Exclamation Jimmy Kimmel: Cut off Kavanaugh's dick as a confirmation "compromise"

    Jimmy Kimmel goes below the belt, says Kavanaugh needs 'pesky penis' cut off in public

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/news...sky-penis-cut/

    By Douglas Ernst - The Washington Times - Tuesday, September 25, 2018

    Comedian Jimmy Kimmel told his ABC audience on Monday night that Judge Brett Kavanaugh should be confirmed for the U.S. Supreme Court — provided his “pesky penis” be cut off in public.

    The man who once put mystery objects down his pants on “The Man Show” while asking women to guess what was inside says President Trump’s pick for the high court should have his penis removed.

    Judge Kavanaugh has been accused by California professor Christine Blasey Ford of sexual misconduct at a party while the two were in high school, although he maintains that he never met her at a party and was a virgin at the time.

    “I think there’s a compromise here. Hear me out on this,” Mr. Kimmel said. “So, Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court. OK. Well, in return we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone.”

    An awkward reaction by the audience prompted the host to respond: “No? That’s not good? I thought I had a solution there for a minute.”

    Judge Kavanaugh defended himself during an interview with Fox News that aired Monday, saying he “never sexually assaulted anyone, in high school or otherwise.”

    “I am not questioning and have not questioned that perhaps Dr. Ford at some point in her life was sexually assaulted by someone in some place,” the judge told Fox News. But what I know is I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone in high school or at any time in my life.”

    Mark Judge, whom Ms. Blasey Ford claims was present during the alleged misconduct, recently released a statement saying he has no recollection of such an incident and “never saw Brett act in the manner Dr. Ford describes.”

    “I know I’m telling the truth, I know my lifelong record, and I’m not going to let false accusations drive me out of this process,” Judge Kavanaugh told Fox while his wife Ashley sat by his side.

    Ms. Blasey Ford, a California psychologist and college professor, is scheduled to testify Thursday before the Senate Judiciary Committee. The judge will testify shortly afterward.



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    Comedian Jimmy Kimmel
    That's pretty generous.
    Theye have refused their Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    Theye have erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

    Theye kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies

    Theye have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution,

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

    Theye plundered and destroyed the lives of our people.

    Theye are at this time transporting Armies of Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy of a civilized nation.

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    Gulag Chief:
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    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"



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    GEE, THIS SOUNDS SO FAMILLIAR...

    why I should worship the state (who apparently is the only party that can possess guns without question).
    The state's only purpose is to kill and control. Why do you worship it? - Sola_Fide

    Baptiste said.
    At which point will Americans realize that creating an unaccountable institution that is able to pass its liability on to tax-payers is immoral and attracts sociopaths?

  6. #5
    Ban comedy.
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    My Che avatar is my unique way of giving a big middle finger to the, the neocons, the globalists, imperialists and most importantly to the left and right political establishment who hate his guts till this day. My admiration for him ends where his anti imperialist pro communism ideology starts.

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    Not any hypocrisy here. I'm sure we all understand the difference between a woman who willingly participates in sexually themed jokes or shows and a guy accused of violently holding a woman down and trying to rip off her clothes while covering her mouth so she couldn't scream. That you could be for the former and also oppose the latter, correct?

    Not that it matter. Most of you are Progressive Republicans who would support Kavanaugh anyway, despite his role in supporting the PATRIOT Act and arguing the Fourth Amendment doesn't protect you against terrorism "investigations." As long as your party wins, that is all that matters. You certainly don't care about things such as actual freedom or limits on federal power.

    “Maybe I forgot to mention something to you: I don’t believe in queens. You think freedom is something you can give and take on a whim. But to your people, freedom is as essential as air. And without it, there is no life. There is only darkness.” -Zaheer

    "A man chooses. A slave obeys."-Andrew Ryan

    "There are three things the parasite hates: free markets, free will, and free men."-Andrew Ryan

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    Quote Originally Posted by PierzStyx View Post
    Not any hypocrisy here. I'm sure we all understand the difference between a woman who willingly participates in sexually themed jokes or shows and a guy accused of violently holding a woman down and trying to rip off her clothes while covering her mouth so she couldn't scream. That you could be for the former and also oppose the latter, correct?

    Not that it matter. Most of you are Progressive Republicans who would support Kavanaugh anyway, despite his role in supporting the PATRIOT Act and arguing the Fourth Amendment doesn't protect you against terrorism "investigations." As long as your party wins, that is all that matters. You certainly don't care about things such as actual freedom or limits on federal power.

    Best to just go ahead and have the vote. Either confirm or float a more liberty oriented candidate. Delays only take us closer to midterms and a possible flip in the Senate. I wouldn't particularly care for a progressive justice. Would you?
    Theye have refused their Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    Theye have erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

    Theye kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies

    Theye have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution,

    For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

    For cutting off our Trade with parts of the world:

    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

    Theye plundered and destroyed the lives of our people.

    Theye are at this time transporting Armies of Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy of a civilized nation.

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    You mistake my pointing out the violent and destructive tendencies of the Bolshevik left as unwavering support for Kavanaugh.

    Explain to me, specifically, what makes you think that the Bolsheviks and Jacobin left would not do and say the exact same thing if this had been Ron Paul himself nominated to SCROTUS, or Andrew Napalitano or Rand or any other freedom minded nominee.


    Quote Originally Posted by PierzStyx View Post
    Not any hypocrisy here. I'm sure we all understand the difference between a woman who willingly participates in sexually themed jokes or shows and a guy accused of violently holding a woman down and trying to rip off her clothes while covering her mouth so she couldn't scream. That you could be for the former and also oppose the latter, correct?

    Not that it matter. Most of you are Progressive Republicans who would support Kavanaugh anyway, despite his role in supporting the PATRIOT Act and arguing the Fourth Amendment doesn't protect you against terrorism "investigations." As long as your party wins, that is all that matters. You certainly don't care about things such as actual freedom or limits on federal power.




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    Quote Originally Posted by PierzStyx View Post
    As long as your party wins, that is all that matters. You certainly don't care about things such as actual freedom or limits on federal power.

    Trump Has Quietly Accomplished More Than It Appears

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics...ishing/535458/

    There are the quiet, far-reaching changes. Getting back to Pruitt, the environment is one of the places where the Trump administration has had its largest impact. The most prominent move was Trump’s June 1 announcement that the U.S. will withdraw from the Paris climate accord. But the EPA is moving on other fronts as well. It’s working to dismantle Barack Obama’s Clean Power Plan, a signature policy aimed at reducing greenhouse-gas emissions. In June, following a February executive order from Trump, the EPA began the process of rescinding the 2015 Waters of the United States rule, which aimed at protecting smaller bodies of water and streams in the same way that larger ones had been. In December, in the closing weeks of his administration, Obama banned drilling in the Arctic and parts of the Atlantic Ocean; the Trump administration promptly set about undoing that ban. (How interested oil companies will be remains to be seen.)

    The New York Times found in June that Pruitt’s EPA “has moved to undo, delay or otherwise block more than 30 environmental rules, a regulatory rollback larger in scope than any other over so short a time in the agency’s 47-year history.”

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics...ishing/535458/
    Trump keeps his pledge to shrink size of government

    https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-...of-government/

    WASHINGTON — Nearly a year into his takeover of Washington, President Donald Trump has made a significant down payment on his campaign pledge to shrink the federal bureaucracy, a shift long sought by conservatives that could eventually bring the workforce down to levels not seen in decades.

    The diminishing federal footprint comes after Trump promised in last year’s campaign to “cut so much your head will spin,” and it reverses a boost in hiring during the Obama era. The falloff has been driven by an exodus of civil servants, a diminished corps of political appointees and an effective hiring freeze.

    Even though Congress did not pass a new budget in his first year, the drastic spending cuts Trump laid out in the spring — which would slash more than 30 percent of funding at some agencies — also have triggered a spending slowdown, according to officials at multiple departments.

    The White House is warning agencies to brace for even deeper cuts in the 2019 budget it will announce early next year, part of an effort to lower the federal deficit to pay for the new tax law, according to officials briefed on the budgets for their agencies. One possible casualty: a raise that federal employees historically have received when the economy is humming.
    Perfect?

    Not by long shot.

    A demonstrable improvement over the alternative offered in 2016?

    Without a doubt.

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    Some days it's hard to remember that it's the radical right wing conspiracy that calls for violence.
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    It's a balance between appeasing his supporters, appeasing the deep state and reaching his own goals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PierzStyx View Post
    Not any hypocrisy here. I'm sure we all understand the difference between a woman who willingly participates in sexually themed jokes or shows and a guy accused of violently holding a woman down and trying to rip off her clothes while covering her mouth so she couldn't scream. That you could be for the former and also oppose the latter, correct?
    And I'm sure we all understand the difference between a man being accused of violence 30 years later with no corroboration, evidence, or witnesses --by a woman with an obvious political agenda -- and a man that deserves to have it suggested that he have his dick cut off. Right?

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    I'm not a Kavanaugh fan. But no way do I want the left to win this battle. This is bullying, not substance.

    If Kavanaugh folded and Trump appointed someone else, we might get another Souter or Kennedy. I don't know enough about the various short-listers to have a favorite, but when Gorsuch was in the running, I remember thinking he was the best pick. Something was philisophically wrong with them all, but he seemed the least contaminated.
    * Enforce Border Security – America should be guarding her own borders and enforcing her own laws instead of policing the world and implementing UN mandates.

    * No Amnesty - The Obama Administration’s endorsement of so-called “Comprehensive Immigration Reform,” granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, will only encourage more law-breaking.

    * Abolish the Welfare State – Taxpayers cannot continue to pay the high costs to sustain this powerful incentive for illegal immigration. As Milton Friedman famously said, you can’t have open borders and a welfare state.

    * End Birthright Citizenship – As long as illegal immigrants know their children born here will be granted U.S. citizenship, we’ll never be able to control our immigration problem.




    Reprinted from http://www.ronpaul2012.com/the-issues/immigration/ [Nov. 29, 2011]

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    https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/sta...31783223029760

    * Enforce Border Security – America should be guarding her own borders and enforcing her own laws instead of policing the world and implementing UN mandates.

    * No Amnesty - The Obama Administration’s endorsement of so-called “Comprehensive Immigration Reform,” granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, will only encourage more law-breaking.

    * Abolish the Welfare State – Taxpayers cannot continue to pay the high costs to sustain this powerful incentive for illegal immigration. As Milton Friedman famously said, you can’t have open borders and a welfare state.

    * End Birthright Citizenship – As long as illegal immigrants know their children born here will be granted U.S. citizenship, we’ll never be able to control our immigration problem.




    Reprinted from http://www.ronpaul2012.com/the-issues/immigration/ [Nov. 29, 2011]

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    https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/sta...31783223029760

    * Enforce Border Security – America should be guarding her own borders and enforcing her own laws instead of policing the world and implementing UN mandates.

    * No Amnesty - The Obama Administration’s endorsement of so-called “Comprehensive Immigration Reform,” granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, will only encourage more law-breaking.

    * Abolish the Welfare State – Taxpayers cannot continue to pay the high costs to sustain this powerful incentive for illegal immigration. As Milton Friedman famously said, you can’t have open borders and a welfare state.

    * End Birthright Citizenship – As long as illegal immigrants know their children born here will be granted U.S. citizenship, we’ll never be able to control our immigration problem.




    Reprinted from http://www.ronpaul2012.com/the-issues/immigration/ [Nov. 29, 2011]

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    Nobody should take Kimmel seriously.
    "Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration is minding my own business."

    Calvin Coolidge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Globalist View Post
    Nobody should take Kimmel seriously.
    Well, I don't, I don't watch him, never have.

    But isn't there a point where people that reach millions every night have to be taken seriously based on what they say?

    Especially when they are calling out for violence and mutilation?



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    I despise both subjects... Both are instruments of the swamp.

    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"



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    Quote Originally Posted by phill4paul View Post
    Best to just go ahead and have the vote. Either confirm or float a more liberty oriented candidate. Delays only take us closer to midterms and a possible flip in the Senate. I wouldn't particularly care for a progressive justice. Would you?
    He would.
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    Some day they will suggest castration at birth for all males, after all why take chances when we have cloning.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by PierzStyx View Post
    Not any hypocrisy here. I'm sure we all understand the difference between a woman who willingly participates in sexually themed jokes or shows and a guy accused of violently holding a woman down and trying to rip off her clothes while covering her mouth so she couldn't scream. That you could be for the former and also oppose the latter, correct?

    Not that it matter. Most of you are Progressive Republicans who would support Kavanaugh anyway, despite his role in supporting the PATRIOT Act and arguing the Fourth Amendment doesn't protect you against terrorism "investigations." As long as your party wins, that is all that matters. You certainly don't care about things such as actual freedom or limits on federal power.

    The problem is he would be denied the SCOTUS for all the wrong reasons. Sorry state of affairs when every person has to deal with lame accusations. Who would even want to accept a nomination if it means going to war with very aggressive lunatics? What kind of crap do you think the good Doctor Ron Paul would be accused of if he were facing a nomination? Very partisan. Put the favorite lady the Dems want and muddy her character or accuse her of sexual assault when she was young and watch the left scream foul play.

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    I have not watched the clip but I am curios if this type of comedy is in alliance with Youtube, Google, Twitter, Facebook..... guidelines? Should this person be banned and have his paypal privileges revoked? Funny thing about comedy it usually offends somebody. Why should comedy exist in a PC society? It would not be wise for a white person to tell a bunch of nig_ger jokes in a black ghetto. I remember reading about a guy that applied to the same college once as a black again not and he got accepted because when black. Imagine a we take a black comedian's routine word and gesture for word and gesture and have a white person deliver it to a black audience. Will the white person be chastised, fired, and have their career ruined and be banned from abc to xyz?

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    Don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

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    This guy's still going, but Alex Jones is banned from all platforms, and he didn't even say we should chop people's body parts off.
    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    It's a balance between appeasing his supporters, appeasing the deep state and reaching his own goals.
    ~Resident Badgiraffe






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