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    Cool What if GOD was like a software engineer?

    He would be running betas.
    Last edited by timosman; 09-08-2018 at 11:24 PM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    He would be running betas.
    But when he is done no bugs will show up in heaven, no patches will need to be applied to the final product.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankindÖitís people I canít stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    But when he is done no bugs will show up in heaven, no patches will need to be applied to the final product.
    You sound like a true believer!

  5. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    You sound like a true believer!
    Thanks.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankindÖitís people I canít stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

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    Being a Software Engineer was not one of my dreams in my childhood. I used to dream of being an astronaut. It happens in the middle 2000s. When the adult said that astronaut is a cool job. You will fly to the moon, to other planets, etc. I kept my belief until I was in High School. I believed that one day, I’ll become an astronaut. I pray hard every night to become one. But, one day, I found what’s called Blogger that was owned by Google. Then, I started writing my own personal blog. You read a blog the difference of Cloud Vs SaaS - https://clockwise.software/blog/cloud-vs-saas/, that really help the with software engineer progressing
    Last edited by Ravaleyall; 06-27-2019 at 07:43 AM.

  7. #6
    What if God was one of us?
    "It's probably the biggest hoax since Big Foot!" - Mitt Romney 1-16-2012 SC Debate

  8. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by tfurrh View Post
    What if God was one of us?
    I hope it's not Zippy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tfurrh View Post
    What if God was one of us?
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc


    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."



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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    I hope it's not Zippy.
    It's not.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc


    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

  12. #10
    Life is an RPG.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankindÖitís people I canít stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

  13. #11
    DNA demonstrates that God indeed is a software engineer.
    +
    'These things I command you, that you love one another.' - Jesus Christ

  14. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by TER View Post
    DNA demonstrates that God indeed is a software engineer.
    Or so we would like you to think.



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