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  1. #721
    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Things are getting ugly. I hope this passes soon, or I may have to find work at one of Oyarde's casinos.
    I have a load of logs that need unloaded off a trailer . I have 91 FRN's in my wallet left from a 624.00 coin sale yesterday ( I deposited 500.00 in muh checking and bought a partial box of .38 S & W and got 6 1/2 gallons of gas) , I'll give you 5.00 and a shot of bourbon .



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  3. #722
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    You'd never have it so good.

    But $#@!, I was going to ask you for a job...with the market for Chinesium $#@! dried up, that's killing the oil markets.

    Then I flew yesterday.

    MSY to EWR had 15 people on an A320. Literally.

    There were three in First...me, another traveler and the left seater's cousin.
    Like the good old days. I remember when flights regularly were half empty.
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  4. #723
    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    I have a load of logs that need unloaded off a trailer . I have 91 FRN's in my wallet left from a 624.00 coin sale yesterday ( I deposited 500.00 in muh checking and bought a partial box of .38 S & W and got 6 1/2 gallons of gas) , I'll give you 5.00 and a shot of bourbon .
    I'll just take a loan, I'll pay you back when things turn around.
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  5. #724
    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    I'll just take a loan, I'll pay you back when things turn around.
    All flights to the EU canceled.
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  6. #725
    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    I'll just take a loan, I'll pay you back when things turn around.
    maybe I coud loan you four or five gold pesos but I need to borrow all of your ammo first .

  7. #726
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    All flights to the EU canceled.
    Pretty soon the airlines will all be out of business .

  8. #727
    An American Airlines flight from Dallas to Nashville took over eight hours to take off and was delayed three times after a man reportedly joked about having coronavirus. Flight #1076 to Nashville was supposed to arrive at 8:40 p.m. Saturday but did not finally arrive at BNA until 4:40 a.m. Sunday. The man, who has not been identified, reportedly wouldn’t lift his tray table up before the plane took off at which point he claimed he had coronavirus.
    “People were freaked out because nobody knew what was going on,” said passenger Brandon Kenney, “People didn’t know if he was actually sick or if he really didn’t have coronavirus or not.”
    The situation understandably was taken very seriously. HAZMAT crews and police officers boarded the plane and had the man removed.
    Passengers were reportedly panicked after seeing HAZMAT on the plane. Police told a passenger we spoke with that the man ‘wasn’t all there.’
    “Right after he was escorted off the plane, one of the cops came back and kind of explained the situation to the people that were sitting near him and kind of spelled it out for us and told us not to worry about it and really was just talking about how he was joking about having the coronavirus,” said Kenney.
    Panic soon turned to frustration for passengers of the plane as part of the flight crew did not want to fly after the incident. Crew issues and maintenance issues led to further delays, all totaling about eight hours. The man who created the initial havoc was arrested.

    More at: https://clarksvillenow.com/local/guy...-8-hour-delay/
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  9. #728
    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Pretty soon the airlines will all be out of business .
    Don't worry, if bailouts don't work, we can just have a single state airline like many other countries have.

    We can call it American Airlines.

    It will be operated with all of the same efficiency and precision as Amtrak.
    Last edited by sparebulb; 03-15-2020 at 04:26 PM.



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  11. #729
    Quote Originally Posted by sparebulb View Post
    Don't worry, if bailouts don't work, we can just have a single state airline like many other countries have.

    We can call it American Airlines.

    It will be operated with all of the same efficiency and precision as Amtrak.
    Danke will finally get a respectable job at the new TSA .

  12. #730
    United: Passengers who refuse to wear masks won't be allowed to fly

    https://thehill.com/policy/transport...allowed-to-fly
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    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
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  13. #731
    Ya $#@! united

  14. #732
    Once the airlines fail maybe a real business will get its foot in the door

  15. #733
    https://twitter.com/FOX9/status/1330035741259407360


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  16. #734
    Quote Originally Posted by Occam's Banana View Post
    https://twitter.com/FOX9/status/1330035741259407360
    I doubt that will be a problem as the weather is fracking cold right now.
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  17. #735
    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Ya $#@! united

    Banned from any of my flights. No trips for you to your Asian homeland.
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  18. #736
    Why travel to asia when I'm rightful king here ?



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  20. #737
    Why haven't you done anything yet?
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  21. #738
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    Why haven't you done anything yet?
    A question I ask myself often .

  22. #739
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    Why haven't you done anything yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    A question I ask myself often .
    Trust the Plan.
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  23. #740
    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Trust the Plan.
    I think we should trust but verify in your case.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

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  24. #741
    Pfizer Macht Frei!

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    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.

  25. #742
    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    I liked your drumming.
    Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    Robert Heinlein

    Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler

    Groucho Marx

    I love mankind…it’s people I can’t stand.

    Linus, from the Peanuts comic

    You cannot have liberty without morality and morality without faith

    Alexis de Torqueville

    Those who fail to learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
    Those who learn from the past are condemned to watch everybody else repeat it

    A Zero Hedge comment

  26. #743
    Keep London Weird?
    We must picture Hell as a state where everyone is perpetually concerned about his own dignity and advancement, where everyone has a grievance, and where everyone lives the deadly serious passions of envy, self-importance, and resentment. - C. S. Lewis

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  29. #745
    Quote Originally Posted by Occam's Banana View Post
    Crackpot
    Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Banana.

    I will investigate this soon, that is only 5 minutes away.
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    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.

  30. #746
    Quote Originally Posted by Occam's Banana View Post
    https://twitter.com/CrimeWatchMpls/s...49824391688194

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    The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes

    The Federalist Papers, No. 15:

    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.

  31. #747
    China flight attendants advised to wear diapers for Covid protection

    5:46 AM EST December 10, 2020
    As the coronavirus pandemic rages on, transportation officials around the world have been looking for ways to keep passengers and crew safe on board planes.

    On November 25, the Civil Aviation Administration of China (CAAC) released new guidelines for the country's airline industry, which it oversees.

    The document, titled Technical Guidelines for Epidemic Prevention and Control for Airlines, Sixth Edition, contains advice about the best hygiene practices to carry out on aircraft and in airports.

    But one of those suggestions -- that personnel like flight attendants wear disposable diapers so they don't need to use the bathroom -- has raised some eyebrows.

    A section on PPE advises cabin crew on flights to and from high-risk countries to wear "medical masks, double-layer disposable medical gloves, goggles, disposable hats, disposable protective clothing, and disposable shoe covers."
    The next sentence reads: "It is recommended that cabin crew members wear disposable diapers and avoid using the lavatories barring special circumstances to avoid infection risks."

    While such advice may seem dramatic, it's no secret that lavatories can be the germiest place on an airplane. In August, a woman traveling from Italy to South Korea contracted coronavirus during her trip, and a visit to the bathroom -- the only place where she didn't wear an N95 mask -- was named as the possible source of her infection.

    Airplane bathroom design was already a hot topic before Covid-19, but the pandemic has focused efforts to come up with new solutions.
    Japanese airline ANA announced earlier this year that it was testing out a prototype of a new hands-free lavatory door. Meanwhile, Boeing successfully applied for a patent on a "self-cleaning lavatory" that would use UV light to clean 99.9% of bathroom germs after every use.
    Pfizer Macht Frei!

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    The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes

    The Federalist Papers, No. 15:

    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.

  32. #748
    I think he is related to @oyarde

    Man climbs on wing of commercial plane, arrested at McCarran

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    Short Income Tax Video

    The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes

    The Federalist Papers, No. 15:

    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.

  33. #749
    When I was younger I often flew without a plane .

  34. #750
    Enjoy your diaper Danke.

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