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    Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ychiatric-care

    Satire from The Borowitz Report

    MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.

    Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”

    Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst whom he said came highly recommended.

    While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

    “When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try to find a therapist who takes insurance.



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    Maybe they will pay for yours.
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    Keep trying to demonize your enemy Zippy, it ain't working.
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    Mexico has been about as $#@!ed up as woodrow wilson since 1821 .
    Do something Danke

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    Zippy . . . posting to add to the intelligent discussion on RPF (again) satirically I guess.

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    Oh, Zippy. Why is he still allowed to post? Is there a secret level on the red bar that needs to be unlocked?

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    Must be a slow day to be digging up old posts like this one ( which as noted was satire in the first place).



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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippyjuan View Post
    Must be a slow day to be digging up old posts like this one ( which as noted was satire in the first place).
    You need to work on your sense of humor. You are approaching a toddler level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timosman View Post
    You need to work on your sense of humor. You are approaching a toddler level.
    Speaking of toddler.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippyjuan View Post
    Must be a slow day to be digging up old posts like this one ( which as noted was satire in the first place).

    Zip always hates it when his own game playing is turned on him. Double when it's his own thread! Ooops!
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    which one of yall fuckers wrote the "ron paul" racist news letters
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    Zippy's posts are a great contribution.




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