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    A Guy Who Had Sex With A Dolphin

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b0e9381c169b7a

    03/09/2018

    "I find a dolphin a lot more sexy than that thing was," said Malcolm Brenner.



    In 2010, journalist Malcolm J. Brenner released his autobiographical novel, Wet Goddess. A few years later, Brenner was the subject of an award-winning documentary, “Dolphin Lover.” Both works explore a period in the 1970s for which Brenner became famous — the time he fell in love with and ultimately made love to a dolphin named Dolly.

    As he was rocketing toward a sensational sort of renown, Brenner also became the subject of a number of think pieces and interviews. But the internet’s metabolism is quick, even when inter-species dolphin sex is involved, and Brenner’s name slowly faded from the national conversation.

    Then, Guillermo del Toro made “The Shape of Water,” a movie about a mute woman who falls in love with and ultimately makes love to a strapping humanoid amphibian, and it won the Best Picture Academy Award this past Sunday. I immediately thought of Brenner.

    In 1970, when Brenner was a college sophomore, he was given open access to the now-defunct theme park Floridaland near Sarasota to take photos for a book about the dolphin show. There, he claims, Dolly the dolphin began courting him.

    “She would rub her genital slit against me,” he says in “Dolphin Lover.” “And if I tried to push her away, she would get very angry with me. One time, when she wanted to masturbate on my foot and I wouldn’t let her, she threw herself on top of me and pushed me down to the 12-foot bottom of the pool.”

    After some time, Brenner and Dolly consummated their relationship — he vertical, she horizontal — but Brenner eventually moved away and Dolly was sent to an aquarium in Mississippi, where she later died.

    Brenner is a thinking person’s zoophile. He draws a careful distinction between zoophiles and mere bestialists, noting in “Dolphin Lover” that the latter “might just have sex with an animal and walk away,” while the former “is someone who has tender or caring emotions for their animal partner.”


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    Just because a dog does this to me doesn't mean I'm going to indulge it:

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    He Free'd his Willy
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    The dolphin was really wet.
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    SMH. The world is a freak show.
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    There were people warning about this a few years ago.
    You all know, children are next, right?
    There are no crimes against people.
    There are only crimes against the state.
    And the state will never, ever choose to hold accountable its agents, because a thing can not commit a crime against itself.

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    Brenner is a thinking person’s zoophile. He draws a careful distinction between zoophiles and mere bestialists, noting in “Dolphin Lover” that the latter “might just have sex with an animal and walk away,” while the former “is someone who has tender or caring emotions for their animal partner.”


    The zoophile is clearly even more insane.



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    What's next, are they going to want to get married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisharmor View Post
    There were people warning about this a few years ago.
    You all know, children are next, right?
    I think it was on this very forum we were (half) joking about how "pedophile" and "zoophile" would be considered acceptable "sexual orientations" by psychology in the future not all that long ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fisharmor View Post
    There were people warning about this a few years ago.
    You all know, children are next, right?
    Pedophiles are just a bit ahead of the curve.

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    Even if it happened it really isn't any of our business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamp View Post
    Even if it happened it really isn't any of our business.
    I would have rather not even known about it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamp View Post
    Even if it happened it really isn't any of our business.
    Lamp is back and clever as ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    I would have rather not even known about it .
    You don't have to. Just don't listen to the news.
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    The power of HuffPo. It would have been moved to Hot Topics otherwise.



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    I predicted this would happen.
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    I wonder if he introduces himself as the man who $#@!s dolphins, because I think that he's asking for it by saying as much in his book. Its one thing to rape an animal, its another to drive it lovesick and break her heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raginfridus View Post
    I wonder if he introduces himself as the man who $#@!s dolphins, because I think that he's asking for it by saying as much in his book. Its one thing to rape an animal, its another to drive it lovesick and break her heart.
    He's a player.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexan View Post
    He Free'd his Willy
    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by fisharmor View Post
    There were people warning about this a few years ago.
    You all know, children are next, right?
    Love is love.

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    "Plenty of fish in the sea" was not supposed to be taken literally.
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    Did he say anything about the dolphin’s blowhole? Because that would make this much dirtier..
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    Quote Originally Posted by asurfaholic View Post
    Did he say anything about the dolphin’s blowhole? Because that would make this much dirtier..
    oooh la la la~
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    hello tubby
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    Frick.
    What has Lamp been doing all this time ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    What has Lamp been doing all this time ?
    Learning Fist of The North Star?
    「The Sanscrit language, whatever be its antiquity, is of a wonderful structure; more perfect than the Greek, more copious than the Latin, and more exquisitely refined than either, yet bearing to both of them a stronger affinity, both in the roots of verbs and the forms of grammar, than could possibly have been produced by accident;」.-Sir William Jones


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    hello tubby
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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    I lost 15 pounds this month. I am back to lean now .
    That was meant for Danke
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