Officer of the court

[tod evans]

From Drudge;

Police: Pittsburgh Lawyer Sexually Abused Dog Multiple Times

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/...dog-sex-abuse/

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – A prominent Pittsburgh attorney has been charged with dozens of counts of sexually abusing his dog.




Attorney Ivan DeVoren is accused of sexually abusing his dog.




Police have charged DeVoren, a Pittsburgh environmental lawyer, with 10 felony counts of aggravated animal cruelty, 10 counts of sexual intercourse with an animal, and possession of heroin, cocaine and marijuana.

Police say DeVoren sexually abused his dog, Snoopy, a 6-month-old yellow lab. DeVoren lives and works in his apartment in Azimuth Court in Highland Park.

According to detectives, a witness told them they overheard the sexual abuse happening at least 10 times.

Back in 2014, DeVoren spent five months volunteering at Humane Animal Rescue as a dog walker.

“What our dog walkers do is they work on a team, getting our shelter animals out for walks around the shelter. So, it’s usually about a 10–15 minute walk that our volunteers do as a team,” said Dan Rossi, Humane Animal Rescue CEO.

Rossi said DeVoren’s work was always supervised and he never fostered or adopted any of the dogs at Humane Animal Rescue.

On Feb. 1, 2018, detectives removed Snoopy from DeVoren’s apartment and took him to a veterinary hospital. Police say the veterinarian told them the dog has some injuries but is otherwise healthy.

[acptulsa]

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – A prominent Pittsburgh attorney has been charged with dozens of counts of sexually abusing his dog.

Well that's not very politically correct. Is that TV station full of hot women who think rich lawyers don't have a right to choose to be with an ugly one?

Police say DeVoren sexually abused his dog, Snoopy, a 6-month-old yellow lab.

Oh, wait...

[specsaregood]

According to detectives, a witness told them they overheard the sexual abuse happening at least 10 times.

So somebody overheard the "sexual abuse" and that was enough? How does that work? so no actual witness.

besides that, if a dude wants to $#@! his dog, so be it. the dog probably wanted it.

[oyarde]

So somebody overheard the "sexual abuse" and that was enough? How does that work? so no actual witness.

besides that, if a dude wants to $#@! his dog, so be it. the dog probably wanted it.

I am interested to know how the witnesses know what sexual abuse of snoopy sounds like . If sex with your own dog in pennsylvania is even illegal for lawyers and a description of the " injuries " the Vet said the dog had .

[Raginfridus]

There's a 10× witness???

[otherone]

besides that, if a dude wants to $#@! his dog, so be it. the dog probably wanted it.

Probably one of those "thot dogs".

[Anti Federalist]

cisgendered, animalist, humanist, $#@!lords.

Love is love you bigoted $#@!tards.

[Dr.3D]

Maybe they just thought he was goofing off.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...ng%20the%20dog

[Raginfridus]

This court finds you guilty of screwing the pooch.

[Slave Mentality]

“What our dog walkers do is they work on a team, they get drunk and coked up, and then proceed to $#@! the dogs”

FTFY

[shakey1]

... an under aged dog at that.