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In keeping with the sensibilities of the progressive left, parades shall be limited in scope to those that would be approved by the Founding Fathers. Specifically, only cavalry (saber and wheelock), infantry (smooth and rifled flintlocks), and artillery (smoothbore black powder) shall be allowed to participate.


Journalist coverage shall be restricted to quill and ink notes, followed by reprinting through movable typeset.