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    Default Climate change forcing Santa to move to South Pole, Canadian government says

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/12...ment-says.html

    12/15/2017



    A Canadian government website claims that global warming is forcing Santa Claus to relocate his toy-making village to the South Pole.

    The Policy Horizons Canada website said last week that Santa signed an agreement with the “international community” to move his operation to the South Pole because of melting Arctic ice.

    “Santa’s relocation agreement marks the first time that the international community agrees on a common legal definition of climate change that includes refugees as corporations, as well as individuals,” the website said. "This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change.”

    The statement comes as part of a series of Christmas-themed blog posts about Canadian policy concerns, including global warming, the Daily Caller reported.

    Scientists recently warned that global warming could increase the amount of poverty and hardship in the world. Europe would also see a surge in “climate refugees,” according to a study.

    Experts have long warned that rising temperatures and extreme weather could increase the number of people in poor countries seeking refuge in richer, more temperate nations, but the phenomenon has previously been studied only at a small scale.
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    -15 degrees not cold enough for him? https://weather.com/weather/today/l/USAK0173:1:US

    Meh, the South pole has always been historically colder.
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    Someone needs to tell the Canadian government that Santa Claus isn’t real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Someone needs to tell the Canadian government that Santa Claus isn’t real.
    Santa is going to get a rude awakening when he finds out Nazis and UFO's have South Pole bases .

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    Quote Originally Posted by phill4paul View Post
    -15 degrees not cold enough for him? https://weather.com/weather/today/l/USAK0173:1:US

    Meh, the South pole has always been historically colder.

    I had no idea they had golf courses at the north pole..
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    I had no idea they had golf courses at the north pole..
    And many gift shops. I played golf up there in August once, and almost won a car. The golf course is one of the many places where elfs can make extra income in the off-season. Many of them are caddies and ball washers.
    Last edited by Danke; 12-28-2017 at 03:59 PM.

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