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    'I will eat mum on Christmas day

    'I will eat mum on Christmas day':

    Grieving daughter to sprinkle mother's ashes on turkey and pudding dinner

    Debra Parsons plans to scatter the ashes of mum Doreen on the Turkey and even save some for her Christmas Pud



    Grieving Debra Parsons will have her mum Doreen for Christmas dinner this year – by scattering her ashes on the turkey then tucking in.

    And for dessert she’ll enjoy Christmas Pud...with a dusting of her mum’s last remains too.


    Debra, 41, has felt the urge to EAT Doreen’s ashes since she died in May and has had a small
    spoonful most days to feel “as close as possible” to her.

    But as she faces Christmas without her, the craving has become even stronger.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...mpression=true



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    I believe she will eat just about anything and everything.
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    Is that a tattoo on her second chin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Is that a tattoo on her second chin?
    Why yes, yes it is. She should have one put on her first chin to even things out.

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    Keep. Mum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    Why yes, yes it is. She should have one put on her first chin to even things out.
    I don’t know, pretty sexy just the way it is.
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    5 posts is pretty good for having zero views.

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    Hate to break the news to her, but those ashes are probably only partially from mum. Might not be any mum at all in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Is that a tattoo on her second chin?
    OMFG that was what I spotted first as well.

    What the $#@!...I mean what the actual $#@!...I thought white trash here in the states had pushed the limits with all the tattoos and goofy $#@! spiked into body parts, but tattooing your double chin fat takes the cake.

    That was enough to make me completely forget the fact that she plans on eating her dead mother's ashes.

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    Last edited by Anti Federalist; 12-17-2017 at 12:51 PM.

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    Da fuq?!? What is wrong with people nowadays?

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