Safety snowflakes cancel snowball fight because of snowstorm

[Anti Federalist]

Safety snowflakes squash snowballs.



Snowball Fight Canceled Due to Snow

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loca...463032503.html

A snowball fight that was billed as the largest in the world was canceled Saturday -- because of the snow.

Six Flags Great Adventures in Ocean County, New Jersey, had planned a "Snow Day" on Saturday, but instead the park closed as the region experienced the first snowfall of the year.

Ocean County was under a winter storm warning until 6 a.m. Sunday. Up to 6 inches of snow was forecast.

As part of the "Snow Day," the theme park was planning to break the world record for the largest snowball fight.

The snowball fight would use "kid-friendly plush snowballs," according to the theme park's website.

[Swordsmyth]

[Swordsmyth]

[Danke]

“Plush Snowballs”

Had to look that up:

You don’t have to wait for cold weather to hit to have a snowball fight this winter. With the Snowtime Anytime Snowballs- 15 Pack, you can start up the snowball battle of the century- with or without the snow! It includes 15 soft, machine washable snowballs that resemble real snowballs. They even crunch when you squeeze them! Suitable for ages 3 and up.

FEATURES:

• Soft, safe snowballs
• Realistic light and fluffy feel
• Machine washable
• Suitable for ages 3 and up
• Includes 15 snowballs
• Style: 7501

• Brand: Play Visions
• Country of Origin: Imported

[specsaregood]

They cancel for snow for every thing, kid had a swim meet today, we were halfway there when we got a call saying it was canceled. No snow sticking on the road.

[Anti Federalist]

They cancel for snow for every thing, kid had a swim meet today, we were halfway there when we got a call saying it was canceled. No snow sticking on the road.

When that happens in the future, the command from "authority" will direct your self driving car pod to immediately pull over at the nearest safe space and shut down until the weather crisis is declared all clear by "authorities".

Regardless of it being "safe" or not, nor with any regard to your getting back home.

Stuck at the airport, every day.

I, for one, can't wait for that.